How can you tell if someone is a literary genius without

Ask Harald Blome if they are "on the list". He'll understand.

>>7537264
Who's Harald Blome?

>>7537288
He meant Herald Bologna

>>7537249
Cut a small hole into the soft area just below their patella using a scalpel. At the point where the bone meets the quadriceps tendon, there will be a small cluster of ridges. If the number of ridges horizontally is greater than seven, the person is a literary genius, unless they have osteoporosis, in which case the test may not be effective.

>>7537288
It's Horaldo Belmondo's nickname

>>7537439
>>7537399
I don't know who to believe

>>7537459
They're trollimg you. Look up Harry Blumfeld.

>>7537249
Bananas are not an important motif in Gravity's Rainbow, but those possessed of the notion that they --the bananas-- indeed receive such treatment by Pynchon very obviously mark themselves as having never read the book; in this respect, the misconception serves as a valuable marker, among putative 'fans' or 'readers', of who might actually be full of shit w/r/t making it past the first fucking scene in GR.

Unfortunately, no such ersatz motif exists through whose reference we might identify authors that are also, as it were, full of shit --of this I am sorry to inform the OP, although I, in what is meant as some small consolation, submit the conjecture that, owing to his choice in accompanying image, the OP himself is, very likely, of a constitution akin to that of human waste.

>>7537481
thx dood preciate it

>>7537249
If they possess a singularity of purpose but I wonder if that would mean anything to your American ears...

>>7537249
wow I made that shop w/out text like a year ago and got zero replies...

>>7537720
No one cares kill yourself

>>7537720
Don't listen to them, Anon, I care. It was reposted here, is why: >>7512103

>>7537249
>"Sorry to be rude, but would you happen to be a literary genius"?
Works every time.