You get off a train and find that it's pouring outside.

>>7491680
or, i could wait, i could pour water on myself before going out into the rain while stabbing passerby with my umbrella, i could devise a clever scheme using several umbrellas of the people around me, making a cluster of umbrellas to cover me completely, i could use wind pockets to travel mary poppins style, i could steal a car, i have many more options. fuck your lame ass options.

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>>7491692
10/10

>>7491692
There's no room for whimsy here

>>7491680
/lit/ - literature

>>7491706
more like there's no room for creativity. or fun. to hell with that. i mean, really, what's the best you can get out of a question like that? "oh, i'd pick c because i'm not poor and i like to stay dry" or like "a, because i love the rain". such boring answers, such boring options. make your question more open ended and people might be more interested next time. "you're stuck at the office and it's raining, you want to get the fuck home. how do you do it?" something like that. fuck sake.

>>7491715
You encounter a post on 4chan you disagree with.

You have three options

A) Ignore it and lurk

B) Post a response

C) Ignore it and post something unrelated

none of these choices make any difference

>>7491734
more like my face to your foot style.

>>7491734
D) Call OP a faggot for having limitations on interpretation

This isn't how Boolean logic works, anon. You need a homeopathic wife option.

>>7491746
I'm afraid that is simply response B

>>7491734
option F) eat computer and shit blood for weeks
option G) climb through computer and strangle OP
option H) telepathically communicate with the elder gods and have them strike OP with syphilis
your options are as lame as OPs.

>>7491760
May as well be A to me

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>>7491768
i'm sorry anon, but you simply don't know how to opt properly.

I live in Washington state, it is always raining

I don't carry an umbrella because umbrellas are for Chinese tourists, fuck that, man up, wear a poncho