>jesus' miracle birth was a result of an affair which

>>7441464
>>>/his/

>>7441466

Isn't the bible science fiction?

It means Jesus' dad was a kuck.

>>7441474
I'm not even Christian. This is just religious shitposting like what Christfags and fedoras do. That belongs on /his/.

>>7441477

Okay calm down now Messiah

>>7441464
>implying Jesus existed

>>7441464
>Which bible stories can /lit/ prove wrong with modern day knowledge
All of them.

>>7441483

No you cant

>There was never a mass extinction at the time that the Flood was supposed to happen.
>There is no evidence that Jews ever were slaves in Egypt
>The Earth is much older than the 'begots' in Genesis puts it at

>There is a mathematical error in Kings:7:23, because the author did not understand the concept of pi.
>None of these things 'prove' the Bible is false if you choose to believe it is the irrefutable word of God. But if you believe that you are a silly bastard, and probably a hypocrite (as most 'Christians' are desu).

>>7441464
>implying modern day knowledge has any worth.

>>7441560

I wont Even bother

>>7441560
all right, bro, just turn in your cell phone, you air conditioner and all the other nice things that electrons and batteries and modern day worthless knowledge provides the rest of us.


"I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
"-Se7en, David Fincher, dir.1995