ITT: Describe a normal action as cryptically as you can and we

>>7426246
i coalesce into the breath of the slandered coelacanth, flowing through the ether of wet into a blistering sunrise well above the murk

Swerve, swerve:
melted gold burns the pristine
white around you,
sulfur will flow from these stains
in times to come, swerve in time,
you must swerve and stay
steady
steady once you find the sizzling,
steady on it

>>7426259
pissing
>>7426251
getting your head wet in the bath

>>7426266
no to the pissing

>>7426266
>>7426275
i posted it, it is pissing

>>7426278
oh, sorry, my mistake, no it's not head wet getting bath in.

>>7426251
waking up after a wet dream

>>7426315
nup

>>7426321
it's farting in the tub, since this'll never pan out anyway.

- you -

empty pain lethargic prompt, cold excess plucked from hands, impoverished

>>7426509
shitposting

>>7426511
no

>>7426512
giving change to poor people

>>7426516
No but closer

>>7426520
paying poor people to fight to the death

>>7426528
no

I thought it would be sort of simple. Think of something ordinary where you feel pain that leads you to feel cold things.

>>7426532
putting ice on a black eye?

>>7426538
A pain that leads you to feel lethargy.

>>7426541
eating heroin infused black eyes while giving change to poor people fighting to the death inside of a giant icecube?

>>7426546
heh. It's getting food from the refrigerator

>>7426551
ah, i got it, the refrigerator inside of one of the dead bums, where you find the foodbeer holding the black eyes, and you don't need to keep it cold because you're in a giant icecube still. makes sense. that was a good one.

A prayer at the alter of hydro-electrical machinations. Restoration of lost purity in a post-agricultural age.

>>7426677
shaving

i am rendered inept in foul contorsion, tangled cotton snares me while i am tortured by the memory of joy that has been, drowned by my own doing.

>>7426779
trying to fall asleep

>>7426779
waking up

>>7426785
nope
>>7426788
almost

>>7426801
Waking up to a small child covered in semen next to you

>>7426801
being waken up by cumming after a wet dream

>>7426819
>>7426822
you were so close, it was waking up hungover

>>7426834
You don't wake up to small semen covered children after being hungover?
Boring

alone in what should be the dark, before the dark died along with history, i converse to artificial ghosts in the motions of a child finger painting, communing with the enormous structures of thought that would demand worship were they any smarter, as i try to find the archetypal sequence, universal relief, a momentary second of death

>>7426846
what can i say, i guess im just old fashioned

>>7426860
shitposting on /lit/

>>7426861
>implying old timey people didn't bang way more kids than we do

>>7426860
shitposting or flicking the bean

>>7426870
>flicking the bean

cose enough

>>7426246
The passageway opens, it is time sound out.

The mind has thought it through, but other times it does not.

Sending a message without even a jot, some even love to do it a lot.

Others hate the sound it makes because they think it grates.

>>7426887
>it is time to sound out

Fuck me

>>7426887
nigga you farted.

Sedentary upon the marble spring as the warm current ejects upon the haunches, withdrawing the undesired residue of nightfall's supper.

>>7426251
either eating some bad pussy or going scuba diving/snorkeling.

>>7426259
making eggs. probably scrambled from the swerving.

>>7426509
paying the bills. refrigerator is wrong even through you created it because the connotations of words are all off.

>>7426860
doing some shitty touch screen thing.

He put his penis in her vagina and they had sexual intercourse for twelve minutes.

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>>7426941
Fucking hell man the stated goal was to be cryptic and I'll admit, you succeeded, but the point of a riddle is that it's SOLVABLE, you know? This is literally incomprehensible, and for once I mean literally, literally.

>>7426941
The doggy ate ice cream (?)

>>7426934
A Song of Ice and Fire

>>7426941
This is some fucking dadaist shit right here senpai

>>7426941
OULIPO btfo

give him the pulitzer

>>7426246
acidic in the acidic pit of her own, a mutual exchange while comst a peak of unmeasurable pleasure.

>>7426941
A man wins a game of monopoly against his gf in 12 minutes

>>7426980
using a bidet

>>7427011
lesbians scissorin

>>7427016
Yes

I wasted my children again and again.

>>7427028
fapping

>>7427018
nah, but good guess. i want to say you are kinda close

>>7426941
a woman reads her bf some passages from the communist manifesto?

idk mayne, something about feminism?

>>7427035
cunnilingus?

>>7427042
nah, get away from the pussy aspect.

>>7427011
lesbians kissin

>>7427035

ass to ass def https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds

>>7427047
no lesbians.

hint, it is sexual. think whats acidic

>>7426941
taking a twelve minute shit?

>>7427057
PUSSY JUICE

>>7427057
vomit?

>>7427064
nah, whats highly acidic in the body and how can we make it sexual?

i dont see how i can help more now

>>7427057
vaginas are acidic

>>7427057
deep throating so hard your dick gets stomach acid burn??

>>7427071
yes

specifically vomiting in another mouth. thanks japan!

>>7427072
stomach

is it vore? is it cock vore?

is it rainbow dash's futa cock eating rarity?

>>7426779
you're cleaning your dick with toilet paper after fap

>>7427102
fuck if this is it.

>>7427105
>>7426834

>>7427102
>>7427105
see
>>7426834

>>7427109
>>7427113
works both ways and I like the latter.

>>7427072
golden shower?

>>7427115
i do too, and i wrote the damn thing

>>7426919
close, sorry for late response.

>>7426941
Defenestration?

Subtle lion's roar. Water sometimes escapes.

>>7427700
Hacking a loogie

>>7427716
Nah, but if I say this you're going to get it.

That was pretty close.

>>7427725
Then what was it? I can't think of anything else.

>>7427735
Yawning.