I want to get a qt girl a present for Christmas who's super

>>7418747

The author you're looking for is Zadie Smith.

>>7418748
Yeah White Teeth is kinda quintessential

>>7418748
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>selected unpublished blog posts of a mexican panda express employee

>mi poptart es su poptart, homeslice.
New Sincerity is bullshit made up by ironic hipsters who can't feel the difference between being deadpan in their irony and actually being sincere. They sicken me. It's all fake.

my that's a rare dfw

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>>7418764
His lips look so luscious there

dfw isn´t new sincerity

thanks.

Get her some of Bloom's critiques.
Once she stops with the nonsense that is DFW you should pick her up some DeLillo

give her a torn piece of paper with the /lit/ URL scribbled on it

>>7418747
Infinite Jest.

>>7418747
>I want to get a qt girl a present for Christmas
Why?

>>7420099
He's spooked beyond hope

Buying presents for anyone other than your mother, your girlfriend and your kids/grandkids if you have any is betamax.

>>7420132
What's wrong with buying presents for your dad ans siblings?

>>7420137
You should only get presents for siblings if it is your sister and you are banging her
t. Holden

>>7420137
I've never met a man who gives a shit about receiving presents. It's just something for women and children.

>>7418754

>kinda quintessential

>White Teeth

kill yourself.

If she hasn't read Valeria Luiselli, get her The Story of My Teeth. She'll be sucking your balls by New Year

>>7420137
My dad and I agreed not to get present for each other when I was 15, and it is awesome.
I tried with my mom, sister and gf, but no dice.
I haven't met many men over 20 that like getting gifts and I've never met a woman that doesn't like getting them.