who here has/had pleb groan zone "what u readin for"

>>7335053
what u posting for

>>7335064
idk if i should read my infant moby dick or let it watch disney movies idk what to do

>>7335067
at such a young age, i doubt an infant would understand either moby dick or disney movies

I would play with it to improve motor functions

it's an infant, after all. One step at a time

>>7335067
Read them patrician kids shit like junglebook and alice in wonderland

my wife is pissed at me bc i buried all of the diseny dvds in the back yard i do'nt want a pleb baby

>>7335053
i dont

i wish i could tell you it isnt as great as you think it is having literate parents but it is actually excellent, i read stuff off my moms bookshelf since i was 10 or 12 i became familiar with lots of classics and philosophy pretty early on. even if i didnt grasp all of it its made a huge difference in my quality of life

>>7335102
then why'd you get a pleb wife?

>>7335053
read them "Finnegans Traum and the Misadventures of a prepubescent Ulysses V. Cumbag" one late night after drinking a 12-pack whole.

>>7335107
she ahs big ass titties

>>7335109
Fair enough.

>>7335109
>>7335113
how can you say her tits are fair enough if we don't have proof?
tits or gtfo OP

lol she just brought a bunch of them back inside she has them on the shelf but they're all covered in mud and grass

>>7335119
desu burying them was a half-assed idea

you have to commit. burn them.

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>>7335102
Why are women such children?

>>7335153
tendency to be ruled by emotion rather than logic

>>7335175
>implying logic rules anyone
come on
he even posted a picture of freddy boy and you come with dumb shit like that

>>7335175

>2k15
>still using the emotion/logic dichotomy

HOLY MOTHER OF KEKS.

>>7335119
Why didn't you throw them out? Who the fuck buries trash?

>>7335099
Wind in the Willows is obviously the patrician choice

>>7335108
Please don't be drunk with your children