>"Remember it’s a sin To Kill A Mockingbird™

I think "to kill a spider" would be a more fitting metaphor.
Because even though spiders are spooky, they are just trying to keep your house clean of other bugs

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>>7321800

>Was he here?
>For a while, but now he's Eragon-e

>and the sounds of their hatred let me know I was The Stranger™

Ok Camel...

>...and falling on all the living and The Dead™.
Give it a rest, Jim.

"In some places there was fighting, in others none. This was truly a time of War and Peace™."
Jesus, man.

>And then, and only then, the men stopped. All that was left was The Sound and The Fury

Embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA

Very very related.

>>7321800

>The Death of Jesus

> 44 It was now about noon, and darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon, 45 for the sun stopped shining. And the curtain of the temple was torn in two. 46 Jesus called out with a loud voice, “Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.” When he had said this, he breathed his last breath in The Bible™.

Absolute trash

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>I... am... Pilgrim...

>>7322901

You're shitting me, right?

>In the shade of the house, in the sunshine of the riverbank near the boats, in the shade of the Sal-wood forest, in the shade of the fig tree is where Siddhartha grew up

Fucking really?

>"This is I, Hamlet™ the Dane."

And people call this hack 'the greatest English writer'

>>7321811
Thnk u spidrs

>I'd just be the catcher in the rye

Pathetic

>>7321800
>If only they could see how their much-vaunted frills and airs were naught but Pride and Prejudice

get the fuck outta here Austen

>'I am Dracula,' Dracula said, when I asked who Dracula really was, and then at that moment I knew that it was Dracula himself that stood before me

Yes, thank you Stoker

>>7322782
Kek

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>Truly they were, a nineteen eighty-four.

Really, Orwell?

There was only one catch, and that was Catch-22™
What the Heller?

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>>7321800