ITT we write like we're in the Victorian era
Perchance that I would find my mirrored visage on this pallid afternoon. Please give our love to thy Mother and say we feel much obliged for her invitation. I hope she is now in stronger health, but the weather lately has not been favorable for invalids, so cold and ungenial, more snow has fallen during the last week than through the whole of the winter previously with us. Prithee that I might return to the residence on the first of May of next year of our lord.
When this morning's ray first glanced upon the film of the oculus of my spirit, my mind was at once awoken and the days festivities begun. Trembling with a colic temperament, I made haste to the parlor, where Bertrand was aptly preparing a platter of cucumber sandwiches. As I stationed myself at the windowpane, the gentleman proffered me a spot of hot Jasmine. From the aroma of the liqueur I ascertained its freshness, imported stuff direct from the colonies, and blessed the man as I reclined to peruse the morning papers.
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Isn't that the point of this thread