Why didn't you guys tell me the classics were so hilarious?
>instructions on grooming children and teenagers
>advice on making up excuses to touch women's breasts
>refers to women as ''prey'' and constantly compares them to ants and bees
>all in exquisite latin verse
wtf Ovid
It's funny until you realise that you are indeed a sexual predator
>>10017368
And even funnier when you realise there's literally nothing wrong with that
>>10017388
you have to go back
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/
>read Hesiod's Theogony
>it's... Ok
>move on to Works and Days
>it's a bitter old fuck rambling about how women want to steal his barn that ends up being 10x more entertaining than his poem about the birth of the gods
This was unexpected