Let's start a story boys. One sentence per post. He rudely

/lit/ is full of cunts

>>10011086

'Aaaar! Learn to hyphenate!' it bellowed.

>>10011086

Instantly he grabbed his 9mm from his bedside and took aim, flashlight in hand.

Tiptoed to the bathroom as he didnt drop his aim

He found the situation so dull he decided to spend time in one of his thousands of daydreams, he dreamed he was an aboriginal girl in the early days of womanhood exploring a rainforest with her trusted panther friend.

>>10011211
Bathroom Adventure. Girls in the bathroom waiting to scrub themselves. Girl carrying cat clumsily walks along the balustrade dropping. Seaside girls dropping. Drops.

>>10011086
>He
Into the bin it goes

In the toilet yesterday's dry and dreary turd laid floating just under the surface of the water.

>>10011435
IT WENT BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP AS IT HIT THE TOILET WATER

>>10011229
Suddenly she realised that panthers weren't native to Australia; in addition, she could see a zipper running down the length of the panther's back.

Inside the panther suit she found a darker creature with skin as black as coal

This is the second time I've been fucked by diary queen!