My friend keeps making sexual advances jokingly and keeps grabbing

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>>8858557
Fuck you and fuck your friends why can't nice things like that happen to me?

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Man I wish I could even come close to experience shit like that, still tryin to find bf though

If more than 7 years makes it gay, then what about over 17 years?

>>8858959
When are you getting married?

>>8858557
My straight friend told me last weekend that his girlfriend told him he has to date me if something happens to her. We already set up a 10 year marriage plan in case we're both single.

So yeah, that pic is pretty accurate.

>>8858557
>if a friendship lasts longer than 7 years you're gay.

Guess I have to tell him he's a girl now and we are lesbians.
Hope this news doesn't traumatize him too much.

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>>8858557
1.get drunk with him,
2.talk about how horny you are,
3.start staring at his crotch,
4.show him your hard dick.

pretty much works with anyone.
if they're not interested they usually leave after number 3.

>>8860451
Everybody knows gamps are agps.

>>8860107
When he acknowledges me as someone to date ;-; he says he wants to find a nice girl and have kids later. I can't give him any of that and it hurts knowing that I can't give him any of it.

>>8860451
Shit, does this mean I have to convince my best friend to cut off his dick and because a transbian and marry me?

>>8862251
That's sad, anon, but at least you have a good friend.