>meet cute girl
>have a nice conversation with her
>she's quite hot
>some old woman says: 'oh are you a couple?'
>akward silence but girl smiles to me
>smile back
>remember that I'm a closeted fag
>scream internally
This has happened to me with multiple cute girls this past year. Why does god punish me so? I just want some dick, is that really too much to ask?
>>8846928
How are you gay if you call them cute and hot?
>>8846990
You can still see if a girl is hot but not be attracted to them.
>>8846928
I don't understand how it works but when I figured out I was gay(and stayed closeted), girls approached me much much more.
Maybe they can tell you have no interest and think "he's playing hard to get", or like the confidence of a guy who doesn't like them back at all?
>>8846928
Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>8846928
>Be trans girl
>Super cute guy at wedding flirts with me
>Flirt back cause drunk
>Old lady asks "Are you two a couple?"
>Nope I'm a transbian
This happens to me all the time too.
>be MTF represser
>guys show interest in me all the time.
>im not a fan of dick
>>8847577
>Flirt back cause PsBi
>still call yourself a transbian
>>8847617
>Not realizing I was meming to make fun of the gay
>>8846928
Become a girl.
That's the only way out m8.
>>8847704
>I was meming
Shut up, you wanted him inside you slut.
>>8847602
I know this feel too well
>>8847727
I can't argue with that
>>8847727
She would only want him inside of her if he was also a twinkhon overdosing on spiro like her.
There's no better swordfighting than two floppy dicks hitting each other.
>>8847778
tbqhon this is the right and only correct answer to respond with
>>8846928
Step 1. Stop meeting girls and talking to them
Step 2. Start meeting guys and talking to them