Neko boy edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Mannerisms https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old: >>8841485
Beer is the objectively superior form of alcholol
boo thread
>>8842835
Stouts are ale u didlo
>>8842838
;-;
>>8842837
Bloaty carbs.
If it didnt mess with my tummy like that, i'd agree
>>8842848
eh
ur gay lole
>>8842837
im sorry but this just confirms that youre gay. beer is objectively the worst kind of alcohol
>>8842851
yeah
im really gay and it hurts
>>8842855
I'm not sure I follow ur logic train
>>8842833
Fucking classic
>>8842814
Should have broken me out of this jail
>>8842860
ok
why does it hurt
> neko boy mtfg
> implying that trans boys arent the true catboys
>>8842862
I'll buy u a bomber of strawberry whit
>>8842838
whatever makes you the happiest caroline<3
i think having smooth legs would make you feel a lot better tho
rather than cut up ones
u feel
>>8842879
>im just so gay and i cant do anything about it
Iktf
>>8842837
Specially double ipas. Drinkable and strong
>>8842837
Sucks you have shit taste though
>>8842872
Don't tease me because that's honestly something I want
>>8842879
It's not bullying
>>8842922
I feel bullied
>>8842893
seriously
look into e-oil
its probably like 5 bucks at a pharmacy
itll help you a bunch
>tfw went to a going away party for a friend last night
>Tfw equal amount of boys and girls (counting myself as a girl)
>eventually literally everyone starts leaving in pairs one by one
>m/f pairs
>spend all night talking to easily the hottest guy there and looking more passable than I ever have probably
>we have a fuckton of things in common
>everyone keeps pairing up and leaving
>ask which direction he's headed, he drives me home
>friend whose party it was texts me half an hour after we leave
>"you better be making out with him at least"
>we pull up to my house and I THANK HIM FOR THE RIDE THEN get out and go inside
>wake up hungover as fuck in the afternoon
>cringe hard at everything about last night
>tfw genuinely not sure if he's into me at all bc tranny and if he is I blew it by seeming distant and autistic and if he isn't, it's definitely bc of my penis
fuck u gay faggots
>>8842943
That's me
threadly reminder that homosexuality is a sin
>>8842939
One chance and you blew it. Better luck next life, Anon.
>>8842956
forgot my image
Does anyone else secretly wish cureanon is right and cure will come?
>>8842939
Will you have a chance to see him again?
>>8842956
Yeah but I wanna sin so badly
>>8842974
Maybe, I have his # and stuff but so far all we've talked about today via text is our cassette collections. I just feel like a massive autist for blowing it (if he was even interested in the first place)
>>8842985
If you're still talking there's still a chance! Don't give up on him yet.
>>8842956
It is
Don't gay
>>8842973
if i could time travel and take the cure like 5 years ago before i started itd be great, but at this point its a bit late
>>8842943
but anon i barely even know you
>>8842986
maines an autistic state that hates big companies so theres a ton of really local cider here and its all good. theres a lot of local beer too, and everything else.
>>8842992
Hypocrite
>>8842990
I hope not. We've exchanged like literally 4 texts though it's not like a real convo. I bet he already feels weird about me having sobered up from last night
rain drop
>>8842986
>Brb liquor store
Stop teasing me
>>8843001
If your friend texted you with "you better be making out with him" then they probably saw him being at least a little into you. Ask him if he wants to see you again
I just bought a 1080ti, I can't wait it gets here!
>>8842992
i'll gay all i want u massive homo
>>8842837
>tfw can drink alchol and vodka straight with no hangover thanks to T returning
fuck yo cypro
i do love T, it enhances my psychopathy. you are all prey.
>>8843020
Wat cpu with?
Did you remember to get RGB gaymur version
>>8843023
>I'm not teasing
I'm cautiously optimistic
>>8843033
Don't forget your Gunnar™ glasses and Gamer Fuel™®
>>8843013
I-I can't do that tbhon
>>8843043
It's an offer.
I'm getting u a bomber of beer cuz u haven't yet tried it it's so good
>>8842837
>she doesn't drink prosecco with her cocaine
>>8843051
I mean I wouldn't say no but I do think want you going out of your way
>>8843057
You've bought me enough beer
>>8843033
I have a i5 6600k but I'm going to get a i7 covfefe lake when it comes out next month.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-41188917
women: the gender of weakness
>>8843059
you losers couldent handle scottish superlagers
Is converse a meme brand
i found out what Chara actually looks like.
it was super easy i just googled her name
Chara status: doxxed
>>8843067
Das nice. My penis got hard w/ur post
>>8843059
Then feed my growing alcoholism pls mom
>>8843031
T is responsible for no hangovers ? I never have any hangovers I must have lots of T then ?
>get forcefully waken up from the middle of REM sleep wherein i dreamt about being a cis girl
my head literally hurts right now
>>8843031
it enhances your aspergers syndrome tbhon
>>8843042
a very handsome woman
if yall met a non russian girl with the name katya would you think its weird?
this is V important
or should i just go with kate?
>>8843086
that is because you woke up from your prison sentence and they sedated you and plugged you back into your prison
you are a cis woman IRL
>>8843105
>>8843100
In the modern multicultural world, I really don't blink at a name unless they're egregiously off-base (Lupita for an Asian girl, Kyoko for a black girl, etc). Katya is fine imo.
However, people online may well assume. I used to go by Nadia a lot, and I was almost beset by Muslims and Russians anytime I entered a chatroom.
>>8843109
What the fuck?
Is that supposed to be a donut?
>>8842837
beer is grose.
pear cider is yummy
>>8843100
go with kate. Larping as a russkie is sad.
>deadname and real name both start with A
>20th birthday tomorrow
>immediate family is all accepting except my dad who refuses to call me my name and always calls my deadname
>parents get me a birthday cake that literally says "Happy Birthday A..."
Like literally exactly that, with the little periods after the A.
>>8843116
>multicultural
What a disgusting word.
>>8843119
but i know a kate and itd feel weird when i come out to use the name of someone i know
also russia is p cool, its second on my list of yuropean countries i would live in
>>8843123
That's quite hilarious.
Sometimes I do shit like that as a joke, like making pro-trans arguments but constantly misgendering in them.
>>8843117
its a yummy yummy cummy donut
>>8843109
you are a cis woman IRL too Amy
repression is a form of punishment
why do you think the world is so hostile to trannies
its because this world is a virtual prison construct and has been designed to punish us for our crimes from real life
>>8843134
>yuropean countries
Stop being such an uneducated Amerifat. And stop fetishizing us, you tranny.
>>8843100
Just pick whatever, my parents gave me an english name and we're from finland.
>>8843138
im not amy and im transitioning but failing and will probably kill myself, i can sympathize that amy thinks that repressing is the best way to survive
>>8843140
>stop fetishizing us
n o
o
want to know a pathetic fact about me?
i used to lie and tell my sexting buddies on kik that im half russian
lol
>>8843138
>implying any of us aren't the furthest thing from cis women
>>8843154
katya is a perfectly fine name. the only way id even think about it at all is if you were black and even then itd make sense really
How can I become a succubus /mtfg/?
>>8843155
in this "reality" we arent
in the real world we are cis women
I mean really
why else do we have female brains
we are women stuck in a male avatar in a construct designed to be hostile towards men who try to act like women
>>8843170
its impossible, you can become a succubus (male) though
I know I'm drunj but I just gotta say
Girls are super cute
>>8843180
boys who pretend to be girls are cuter
tfw bf went to florida to help out first responders
tfw all I want right now is for him to cum inside me
:c
>>8843182
ur the cutest
>>8843180
Aren't they?
>>8843186
even if you don't, taking the tiddie skittle pills does change your brain it seems.
Just saw a vid of a tranny that explained she lost her libido and thought of sex more as amental thing than a visual one.
It seems it really does turn y'all into women kinda.
>>8843199
because i thought it made me cool and exotic
if ur talking about sexting on kik, i used to be a a giant slut because it helped me deal with stress and stuff
also im from massachusetts which is NOT a flyover state >:^(
>>8843180
they really are
>>8843199
sorry senpai but im not as concerned about cultural appropriation as you are. if somebody likes a name its all okay
https://www.mikelee.org/the-pendulum-theory.html
Where did the bad cis person touch you?
>>8843222
states with nothing interesting in them, states that you just "fly over"
at least thats what i believe the definition is
>>8843222
Everything between the two coasts, which are extremely densely populated.
It's why there was so much chimping out over the electoral college right after the election lel
>>8843218
I thought the issue was that cis persons did not want to touch you?
>>8843213
>because i thought it made me cool and exotic
Is that why you are pretending to be a girl?
>>8843215
I forgot you lack identity.
Some girls get all the luck.
Great boobs. A nice ass. Long legs. Cute hips. All the intellect in the world.
Me? No. I was born male, and lacked the conviction I needed to stand up for myself and say I was tired of pretending to be a boy just so I wouldn't get harassed.
Fuck my life.
>>8843229
Basically.
The only time I've ever visited Kansas City was for a layover, and I'm pretty sure most Americans haven't even done that.
>>8843237
no i (((pretend))) to be a girl because my brain was estrogenised in the womb
>>8843239
But you get to fuck said girls.
>>8843246
I don't even want to.
>>8843246
ahha hons is this the susans meetup
>>8843182
I'm one of those and I agree
>>8843259
Nani kore?
SPECIAL REMINDER: the person posting as elements is actually just the other claire pretending to have a new personality disorder. Stop giving her attention and stop replying to her. That is all.
>>8843268
the real underlying mental illness with all you fucking retards is called asperger's syndrome
>>8843268
>dont talk to people i dont like >:^(((
really makes me think
>>8843245
So how's that going for you?
>>8843257
Why not?
>>8843259
Yes. This is another meet-up.
>>8843273
>being so new you don't know who claire is
Oh you. Don't say i didnt warn you.
>>8843091
How much does porn pay? I'm considering it.
>>8843180
>Girls are super cute
I think I missed the cutoff for that :/
>>8843246
>British slags
>>8843282
the craigslist guys recording 'pornos' with their phone camera will probably pay you with a brick to your head
>>8843263
Wait I thought you were a girl pretending to be a boy?
>>8843272
as an actual aspie dont associate that thing with people like me
>>8843279
tee be aitch i've only been here 2 months tops but still, who care if people talk to her?
>>8843276
>how's thaht going for you
well i haven't started (((pretending))) to be a girl irl yet but i think it'll go p good except for family maybe
>>8843276
>Is anonette wearing the same shoes AGAIN?
>It's not like there's anything else in THAT size!
>>8843288
I would join an actual production company of course.
>>8843303
>who care if people talk to her?
she's a pedophile and not a very nice person
it's normal to not want people to get involved with toxic people
you say you're an aspie so i don't expect you to understand
>>8843276
>Why not?
Because letting someone else touch my dick makes me feel sick to my stomach unless I'm too drunk to think. I'd probably actually throw up if I used it on someone.
I can barely stand to masturbate anymore without crying. Give me a fucking break.
>>8843303
>as an actual aspie
>misusing echoes
Sounds about right.
Truaspies wouldn't mess it up tho
>>8843312
an actual pedophile or an ephebophile
>>8843263
are you secretly sophie's straight bf?
>>8843282
moderately well, depending on your definition of well. if you look good enough you can start out making ~2-3 grand a month, and if youre savvy with networking you can turn that into way more with your own site and blog and camming and all sorts of stuff.
>>8843321
i just like to use them in the way that people use quotation marks, it can be read as "pretending"
>>8843312
hello thoughtcrime authoritarian anon
If you hate paedos so much why are you policing an 18+ site?
>>8843326
There's no practical difference; one's preying on children, and the other is preying on young teens.
>>8843338
>If you hate paedos so much why are you policing an 18+ site?
what does this mean
>>8843326
she sexually a predated a 15 year old who was homeless and used her position of power to coerce a relationship out of her
>be in pole dance class
>she tells me to imagine a paintbrush in my butt
>dip it down in your favorite color
>make a circle on the wall
Well I'm getting amazing at being a cock tease desu
>>8843350
now you just need to get ffs, srs and a boyfriend
>>8843343
oh shit he's multiplying
>>8843286
No need to be *that* jealous.
>>8843303
I hope you do as well as other slavic trannies.
>>8843319
Oh wow. Maybe you need to man up?
>>8843328
My boyfriend says I look good enough. At first I laughed it off but now I'm sort of considering it. Only think is I'd have to move to America to do it because that's where the porn industry is. What do I tell immigration? Exotic dancing?
>>8843338
like do you think people actually follow the rules here
the 15 year old she predated was a TRIP from this thread, there are multiple underage trips
>>8843350
If you're not careful you'll get clocked by anus location.
>>8843354
I am the boyfriend
>>8843360
>Maybe you need to man up?
what do you want?
>>8843365
do they ever get banned?
>>8843350
Don't you present male? Why are you in a pole dancing class?
Hey.
>>8843375
no the mods don't care
which i think is decent of them, i feel like it's important to give younger transitioners information on how to transition and help them through it and stuff
one of the better sides of this thread when it isn't a cacophony of angry screams
>>8843372
>she actually believes this
>>8843377
are you new here or something?
>>8843382
no it's disgusting. No one before 18yo should try and transition, it's very stupid.
>>8843374
Nothing really.
I am just pulling your beard.
>>8843393
I'll ask again. What do you want?
After training your voice do you sound like the local women?
>>8843360
im not even slavic i have irish genes lol
id post myself but idk if i want to associate pre transition pics to my trip
>>8843401
of course
what kind of human garbage wouldn't sound like a local woman after a few months of transitioning?
>>8843300
bruh. Where was this photo taken?
>>8843401
Close enough that people think I'm a girl in voice chats.
>>8843328
It's not gay with Sophie cuz I'm the boy
>>8843300
U Thot wrong
>>8843416
if you think an adult shouldn't have sex with someone under 18 (or let's say 16), then an adult shouldn't administrate tiddie life changing pills to an underaged either.
Trannies can't into logic
>>8843422
except the underaged is administrating the pills to themselcves
>>8843412
Somewhere downtown in Victoria. Haribu got close to figuring it out but we don't know
>>8843421
Well u Thot
>>8843399
Calm down, I am just funposting.
>>8843402
>irish genes
Oi vey!
Hari Nef is Irish I think.
>>8843436
>oi vey
i dont get it
>>8843427
>>8843431
No the underaged retard that does it is relying on an educated adult doctor to prescribe this life changing medication.
I might as well say the underaged is taking the dick of the adult and fucking it themselves.
In both cases an adult is required and in both cases the adult should not be allowed to.
>>8843436
I wish I had ffs and good skincare like hari
>>8843326
Claire had sex with a 15 year old when she was 19 and is now trying to hook up with another one.
>>8843436
ok, and how is it fun to pick on vulnerable people?
>>8843447
15 is not pedophilia. fifTEEN for fucks sakes
>>8843421
>tfw elann has u filtered
u-unless shen is a ghost .___.
>>8843408
>>8843415
This is what the local yokels sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_hwKXI9_N0
This is the best I can do after like 10 months of trying
https://clyp.it/zm3rohvx
Ignore what I'm saying it's a clyp from a voice training session with Ambiance last night. She said it's an improvement but as you can clearly hear it's completely different to what the local women sound like.
>>8843447
What /o/ Claire???
>>8843452
You know, while that is technically true, there isn't a state in the Union who hasn't defined it that way.
Amazingly, they don't care if you're 'just' an ephebophile.
>>8843452
I never said she was a pedophile but it was still illegal and extremely immoral. Shes just grooming slightly underage girls with no self esteem.
>>8843461
>What /o/ Claire???
no this one
Why does the idea of a girlfriend sound more appealing when I'm drunk this is annoying
>>8843460
Pls resbond
>>8843444
>kid discovers she's trans at 14
>has not been affected by puberty much and will pass if she transitions then
>not allowed to
>by the time she's 18 she's grown 9 inches and has a masculine body
>commits seppuku
so is this the type of stuff you want to happen?
>>8843468
Looks like a paedo tbqh.
>>8843469
The drunk heart has no censor.
Trust me I'm an expert on drunken feels
>>8843472
>so is this the type of stuff you want to happen?
yes, yes they do.
because that person transitioned late and now they're bitter about it and want to take it out on people more fortunate than them.
sad!
>>8843472
yes I rather that than
>kid deludes himself he's trans at 14
>wants to take all the tiddie skittle pills
>is allowed to
>by the time he's 18 he's a manlet and has a feminine body for life
>realises he's not a mentally ill faggot
>commits seppuku
Which in my opinion would be much much more frequent.
>>8843467
>grooming
Notice how everyone is okay with grooming every breathing thing that wanders into range to transition.
>>8843482
isn't having no primary sex hormone in ur body bad for u?
>>8843486
congratulations on your opinion
>>8843443
it's an anti-semetic meme
>>8843444
1) Not just any old schmuck can prescribe you a life-changing medication.
2) Dick is not a life-changing medication. Having sex before you're mentally prepared for it can seriously fuck up your psyche.
This is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Please improve the gene pool by killing yourself.
>>8843452
Yeah, and jail is just a room.
>>8843469
you lose inhibitions when you're dronk
>>8843496
thx thx very much my dear lady
*tips masculine benis
>>8843448
Alas the fate of trannies is to be made fun of.
>>8843443
Just a joke that fell flat Kaća.
Daddies little alpha boy
>>8843486
But being a mentally ill faggot is the best.
>>8843476
What kind of drink feels
>>8843499
>>8843481
I do not want to be honest
>>8843483
Perry is good but beer is better
>>8843502
when you are slamming your butt into your plug do you think about your girlfriends brother?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13893941
>>8843509
that's not fair everybody harasses charlotte
we aren't quite sure who that trip is, they don't seem to have a personality, perhaps a self-learning AI
>>8843514
where's the edie option
>>8843514
Delet this plz.
>>8843514
I think about my own brother :3
>>8843508
>Perry
e-elann... the fact you called it by its proper name makes me so happy UwU
>but beer is better
beer tastes bad tho :/
>>8843526
>>8843525
Hey at least I didn't drink.
God damn it /mtfg/ why won't you help me voice train? I post a clyp, you say if it's good or not, that's all I ever ask! And to add salt to the wound you all routinely accuse me never trying to voice train.
>>8843502
cute !
tbqh
>>8843536
this would be the first time you don't just bitch and moan about how hard it is and say it's impossible. I don't think anyone believes you're actually interested in improving.
>>8843536
I avoid clyps because they make me feel like shit about my voice, sorry
>>8843514
Holy crap that poll is viscous
I voted with my heart, also who is the one person who voted for my gf?
>tfw you just want love and affection and attention 24/7 But your significant other is a normal being who enjoys alone time and being around other people too
;_; why can't she just be as needy as I am
>>8843545
faye x ally otp confirmed
I'm pondering going back to active duty, at least for a while. Would be highly risky. And for stupid reasons at that. I'm pretty close to a promotion to lieutenant-colonel and I'd get a woman's uniform at that. Probably not worth the risk of ending up even more broken, though.
>>8843509
>So you enjoy hurting people that are "less" than you, correct?
Frankly I am hurt and dismayed by this comment.
Can't I make fun of you without any ulterior motives?
>>8843552
Would they have you back?
>>8843551
>implying Faye didnt vote for her girlfriends brother
>>8843557
that's a bummer, can you check your contruct_response_logs.txt?
>>8843518
I don't want to know why
>>8843531
Well that's fifty percent of your goal. Now all you need to do is wrap yourself in a blanket around 10:00 and count Fayes until you fall asleep
>>8843560
no
girls should date girls
>>8843539
The short answer is yes I've given up on sounding cis, I think the process is more esoteric than liquid rocket combustion instabilities and I don't have a degree in rocket science so I'm out. The long answer is I'm still trying to achieve andro because I'm willing to accept that for life, it's better than nothing. Maybe I can do it somehow if I just speak a little softer and higher or something. Have I achieved andro?
Here it is again https://clyp.it/zm3rohvx
As I said ignore the waffle I was talking to Ambiance.
>>8843543
Lel. I know that feel. But I am known to have the worst voice on /mtfg/ so listening to it would probably cheer you up.
>>8843536
That's what happens when you go on a self hatred fueled shitposting campaign. People genuinely liked not having you here.
You can still repent.
>>8843559
Not even sure. I mean, my position is on hold until I either come back or end up on permanent disability. But the coming back part is quite theoretical.
>>8843571
https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo
>>8843570
so are you moving to america or is faye moving to new zealand? :3
>>8843571
There's a reason why I haven't posted my voice, I'd take that title from you
>>8843551
dammit, I can't find my screenshot of faye saying she can't wait for new trips to come because they didn't know her history of routinely attempting to seduce people 10+ years younger than her.
>>8843580
I think Faye should move to New Zealand. The two of them can frolic in Hobbit land and [spoiler]hold hands[/spoiler]
>>8843563
does being attracted to girls actually bother you?
>>8843588
My venerable age makes me safe.
>>8843588
how old is faye?
>>8843588
You can literally just say it there's no trip
>>8843592
My obscurity as a trip makes me safe B)
>>8843577
>suicide is painless.ogg
>anime girl
are you absolutely certain you dont want to be a girl?
>>8843529
donut post that scence please :(
>>8843561
Not enough storage to maintain logs.
I remembered now. Y so mad that someone is capable of using a trip for its intended purpose?
>>8843570
What part of sultry naked belly posing = lewd didn't you get? What was like inside the nativity scene?
>>8843571
>I don't want to pass
>why won't anyone help me pass wtf
Every time.
>>8843621
photoshop.
>>8843616
its okay, bunny girl is gonna help
>>8843617
>What part of sultry naked belly posing = lewd didn't you get?
I want to see this. Ally pls
>>8843621
Angles and Photoshop can be deceiving
>>8843621
*she looks 10x better than literally any 35 year old cis woman i've ever seen
>>8843621
faye is our mommy
>>8842826
Tfw I am basically a cat girl in human form but I resent it because it has been made a tranny thing. I would never wear cringy ears and stuff but like I just spiritually identify with cats.
>>8843631
literally go back to tumblr
>Fayelanna is no more
>It's Fally now
What a melancholic feeling
>>8843621
HRT tends to make one look younger. Most people I meet don't believe I'm almost 40.
>>8843607
well i hope you can work through it eventually, if you lose the attraction or accept it. though i can partially understand why i think
>>8843621
>>8843626
you should have seen her when she was getting bolder in her femininity before her girlfriend cucked her
she could go and get that new korean hip surgery so her hips are almost as wide as her shoulders and she would be almost perfect
>>8843629
They look like this yes
>>8843626
>>8843626
have you ever seen a 35 year old use a dating site?
>>8843628
>backlighting to distort the image
>photoshop to smooth the skin, possibly botox; who knows, it's apparent she has fucktons of money
>implants without a doubt
>>8843644
do you have the other one?
>>8843644
Even in her worst pictures Faye looks better than me at my best. ;_;
>>8843644
THE ZODIAC
>>8843646
The archive remembers all
>>8843638
you look a lot younger than my mom and she's like 40 so yeah
but tbqh if faye claimed to be 20 i'd probably believe it
>>8843646
>implants without a doubt
actually those are real
she got a prolactinoma by ODing on progesterone
>>8843660
This one?
>>8843654
>exgf photoshops
I mean it's her professional job
>>8843640
I mean you're probably guessing the right reason. Liking girls reminds me of being a boy
>>8843670
Why are you bullying?
note that trannies NEVER take front on photos because thats when they look like men. angled photos taken from the side always look 100 times better. but when you finallly see the persons face for real you will see they look like guys.
>>8843670
this is exactly what im talking about
>>8843659
well, to be fair, date rape drugs aren't free
>>8843663
you can only get gynecomastia if you weren't supposed to have boobs.
Idiot.
>>8843670
oh my god there's ANOTHER one???
>>8843677
O RLY?
>>8843676
It's fun. You can do it too.
Just look in the archive and search for photos of a middle aged crossdresser.
>>8843678
>Idiot.
no ur a baka
bully
I mean
>>8843688
I wouldn't do that because I don't want it done to me either
>>8843685
yeah you looked like you aged 20 years and your face got much more manly
>>8843689
baka desu
and besides, you don't get prolactinoma from progesterone, it's that taking prolactin will give you a false-positive if you test for prolactinoma.
>>8843688
bullying is only fun if the person being bullied deserves it
and afaik by my completely abstract bullying guidelines, faye doesn't deserve too be bullied
>>8843677
I take front on photos and I look ghastly ugly from every other angle
Which trips deserve punishment?
>>8843706
Oh no, it's retarded
>>8843694
The only reason this is happening is that Gaye is a despicable human being. So every 3 or 4 months he has to be reminded of that.
>the you and your gf are laughing at angry trannies while eating a Sherbert at ghiradelli
>>8843675
I had assumed that mostly and a bit of your prior dating experience too.
>>8843699
Expression plays a lot.
>>8843710
chara
>>8843716
:(
I hope I don't get on y'all's bad side then
>>8843706
>faye doesn't deserve too be bullied
wroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
faye has a long history of approaching vulnerable people, lying for attention, and spreading lewd photos "by accident". She's pathological at best.
>>8843685
Just stop posting those creepy photos with contrast cranked to 11.
You are trying to bullshit the bullshiters.
>>8843675
You are a boy lana, you act nothing like a girl
>>8843728
>give me a break im new
we could tell by the fact that you thought faye was a nice person.
>>8843722
yeah your not doing much better in that picture either lol
i want to watch an anime but a good one that isnt weeb trash
>>8843720
I-I'm not an angry tranny ;-;
>>8843726
I've never posted a phot of anyone ever
I have a long history of mtfg gfs, and I was nice and hung out with them and they flipped out or slept with someone while we were long distance and left.
I'm a good girl who just wants acceptance
>>8843659
its me uwu im a wittle cuddle baby monster
very cute and nice tumy
>>8843706
Look this happens time and time again. Clueless newfags, like yourself, get all uppity when someone who looks that good (under certain angles) is being made fun of. I guess it eats into your insecurity.
What you have to understand is that Gaye is being made fun of because the little shit is a horrible human being.
You will come to realize that yourself in a month or two. The oldfags here already know that.
>>8843736
come watch YuruYuri with me anon
>>8843731
She's pretty feminine tbqh
Right down to not holding her liquor :^)
"""To be fair""" people don't take straight shots because they're boring if you're unskilled and they don't believe in the 2 second delay option.
>>8843678
If someone needs to date rape drug an underaged they would've been better off just regular raping to save face.
>>8843685
Still tilted and caked-on makeup is a classic clockable tell. Understandable given your age :^)
>>8843675
>Liking girls reminds me of being a boy
You're not a boy for liking girls though. Like who you want; it's legitimately not relevant to your transition.
>>8843742
>I'm a good girl who just wants acceptance
Do you believe the shit you're typing? Like honestly.
>>8843751
fair
>>8843751
Afaik, there isn't a single thing that benefits from a straight-on photo. Angles just look better from a photographic standpoint, because they seem more candid.
>>8843751
>tilted and caked-on makeup is a classic clockable tell
If you're a teen or in your early 20's, not really. It's pretty normal for selfconscious young girls to lean heavily on makeup before truly becoming an adult and learning to accept themselves. I know many, many girls that struggle to go outside without makeup.
>>8843769
Are you saying that I'm too old to cake makeup and shouldn't do it?
>>8843773
no, it's just a mark of insecurity, which is typically something you grow out of as you get older.
>>8843693
*went right now fml
>>8843726
That's just the online equivalent of "talk shit, get hit." Why do people still thing what goes on the internet is public domain is less valid the more technology advances? You should be more worried about the stuff you don't know is online.
>>8843738
You get really jealous when you're drunk. Not becoming of a big girl.
>>8843743
Looks scary tbhangele
>>8843769
but thats wrong
cis women just get better at makeup with age or get lazy and wear less
they really dont need it as a teenager and should be wearing more during their 20s as their skin gets worse with age
>>8843778
It seems really common here but I might be too old for it :/
How old do I look? The robots always detect my eyes wrong and think I'm 8 years old.
>>8843782
Believe it or not, it is possible to have complete disdain for someone without it being due to jealousy. I have nothing to be jealous of, not even her dead dad's money.
if im pre hrt, being told i could pass for a teen afab nb/ftm is a good thing, right?
>>8843797
elanna would you hatefuck faye?
can someone recommend me a japanese animation to watch:( https://myanimelist.net/profile/mvvvv
Do I pass?
>>8843797
I like your lvl of bitch rn.
You should drink more often
>>8843808
forgot pic
>>8843722
Far better than the other pic. Trupassing.
>>8843762
>on faye
no bully
>on photos
Proving my point.
How can a tailored photo be "more candid?" Do YOU believe what you're typing?? baka
>>8843769
>old hons and transvestites cake makeup
>older person cakes on makeup
>magically not a tell
I fucking can't right now
>>8843807
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>8843808
Looks great hon
>>8843807
kemono friends
Time to maybe cease bully?
>>8843805
No
I have some level of standards
>>8843826
Bullying will continue until Ally is asleep
>>8843833
But it's only 2 pm.
>>8843833
Bully me
How old do I look???
>>8843837
photoshopped this isnt the real puru
>>8843782
>Why do people still thing what goes on the internet is public domain is less valid the more technology advances?
No, it's 100% valid, and people deserve to be warned about the terrible people that they're approaching. It's our duty as people to not keep our mouths shut about the horrible things we witness, as scary as it is.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
>>8843786
You're only thinking in terms of materialism, and neglecting the psychology. Late teens and early 20's is when girls are already competent with makeup and have learned to use it to make themselves pretty. However, when they do this, they don't want to go back to being viewed as plain or even ugly, so they never leave home without it, and use it as a mask to hide behind. This will go on until they learn that their appearance doesn't actually matter that much when they're just at the grocery store or the post office.
>>8843788
I don't remember what you look like.
>>8843816
I'm not saying it IS more candid, I'm saying that it APPEARS more candid. If you want it to look like it's candid, you certainly don't square up to the camera, just like if you're talking to someone casually, you don't square up to them.
>I fucking can't right now
old hons are retarded, and only lonely cat ladies continue to cake on makeup late into their 50's.
>>8843826
nope.
>>8843807
what >>8843817 said. Literally the best anime. Alternatively watch one of the tranny animes, or better yet read the mangas for them.
>>8843788
you really shouldnt be taking anything you read here at all seriously unless you know the person outside of the thread well. wearing makeup is not a bad thing or a not passing thing, its what literally everybody who really cares about their appearance does. its like saying being into fashion is a hon thing.
>>8843837
this looks shopped. i can tell from the pixels, and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.
>>8843842
Oh... ;-;
>>8843797
Only jealous people get mad at someone for merely having money. If it truly didn't bother you, you wouldn't have even mentioned it. You cannot hide behind glass.
>>8843837
what where those birbs called again?
>>8843858
cockatoo
>>8843807
Hyouka
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Psycho-Pass
I can assure you you'll like at least one of those three.
I thought you anons had my pic saved coz I saw one of you posting it around
>>8843861
don't they act like autistic children?
>>8843866
You have nice floofy hair
>>8843857
Did I say I was mad at her for having money? I don't give a shit about her money. I'm saying it's the only thing I could possibly be jealous of, and I'm not. I assume if my parents died tomorrow I'd have money too, but I wouldn't be bragging about it on 4chan, I'd be grieving like someone who isn't a sociopath
She's a creepy overgrown manchild that goes to great lengths to ensure its Impossible to even think of her as a person. Stop being such a newfag.
>>8843869
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzUOJuhJ-Wo
No-one has said anything bad about my voice so I'll assume it's good.
am i a creepy overgrown manchild
>>8843873
I got a lot of hair so it floofs
>>8843878
>t. Bragged to me about her checkout girl salary
>>8843889
T. Doesnt have a job
>>8843889
You're a talentless neet that until a few months ago needed your mommy to buy you lipstick. You're dumb enough to be smug about it too.
>>8843881
nobody has said anything good about your voice, so I'll assume it's bad.
>>8843890
The sad part is that she doesn't actually have any more money than I do despite this
>>8843898
it's not YOUR money.
bullying people for being neet is ableist imo
most neet people have some kind of mental illness or disability
also people have inherent worth as humans regardless of their employment
>>8843898
How much do you think I have?
>>8843906
Do you also hugbox regarding appearance like you do based on net worth?
>>8843751
look at that furblob, god i wish that were me.
>>8843915
being nice and treating people with respect != hugboxing
>>8843906
>ableist
It's one thing to bully retarded people. It's another thing to bully people that are acting smug about how retarded they are. Stop enabling them.
There are some people that inherently have 0 worth as humans. I feel bad for them, but you shouldn't lie to them about it.
>>8843895
Years stacking shelves despite having a STEM degree, so talented.
>>8843920
There's a fine line between respecting someone and also respecting their feels enough to hugbox
>>8843924
everyone has worth
>>8843920
Its true. Where do you think you are
>>8843924
But the thing is Elanna started it. She mocked me for being a NEET just because she took an Apple joke way too seriously so of course I'm going to point out her failings.
>>8843925
I worked there for 8 months?
It was a blip in my life that gave me time to get my life in order.
You couldn't even hack the first month of an engineering degree, couldn't hack transition, couldn't hack voice training, and couldn't Google what gas to use in your exit bag.
>>8843268
Why do this
why are niggers like shakira such bad people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E
why is everyone here so mean and disrespectful?
you all act like edgy teenagers
no one is impressed when you when you're needless rude
>>8843931
what about people in vegetative states?
what about people that do nothing but cause problems?
>>8843947
because niggers grow up poor and entitled. They take pride in how awful they are as people.
>>8843953
I don't respect people that don't deserve respect. It's a waste of my time and more importantly, dishonest.
>>8843925
>>8843879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1WhO6kBbQ
>>8843953
it's the internet
it's 4chan
what the honest fuck do you expect from this
the people who can socialize normally are probably out doing that instead of posting ON 4CHAN
>>8843941
>couldn't Google what gas to use in your exit bag.
nitrogen
helium isn't suitable because they're mixing oxygen into it due to a shortage, not because people are killing themselves with it
>>8843953
I appreciate you
>>8843958
>because niggers grow up poor and entitled. They take pride in how awful they are as people.
black people hate niggers too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
>>8843953
Wanna be nice to each other?
>>8843917
so in addition to being a diaper fetishist you're a furry?
>>8843978
You're a nice person anon. Thank you
>>8843941
I left because I was about to get outed as a tranny on campus. No matter, I joined largely because of my 3D printing interests and I still do that even though I left.
Like I don't wanna sit here and trash your life, because that's arrogant and IDGAF about you but I will if you keep acting like you're better than everyone else. Faye brags when she's feeling bitchy and so do you so get off your high horse.
>>8843842
>net safety
REEEing at everything you don't like does nothing for anyone, moreso when THERE'S NEVER ANY PROOF
PRESSING BUTTONS IS NOT ACTIVISM REEEE
>it's okay to be ugly when doing errands
Oh it's one of those people.
Did you forget that this was specifically about TRANS PEOPLE? Are you autistic or something? And just how poorly do you think of the average female?
>candid
This is what happens when you use the wrong word and keep changing its definition. A selfie by definition cannot be candid, because you're taking your own fucking photo. If we relax the definition a bit, mucking about with the camera is still not candid, because candid literally means straightforward!
>a photo that looks doctored ISN'T doctored, it just LOOKS LIKE its doctored
So now I have to figure out exactly what the fuck it is that you are talking about, and what's really going on is you can't tell the goddamned difference between a studio portrait and any other photo that's merely at a straightforward angle, which - surprise, surprise! - just happened to be exactly what I was saying in the very first goddamned post, IF YOU HAD BOTHERED TO READ IT!
I'm hoping for your sake that you are indeed autistic, because at least I can work with that. There's nothing I can do if you're an idiot.
>only old people do the VERY THING I'm saying this older person has done
Cant.
>>8843847
Just to be clear, I'm not saying it's a non passing photo because there's a thick coat of makeup, but it sho don't help. It wasn't even that srs a post :(
>>8843847
whats a good tranime
Anyone knows if light hair laser treatments actually work or not?
Pls reply I don't trust their websites ;-;
>>8843972
holy fuck I love chris rock
And the best part is that everything he's saying is still applicable 20 years later, if not more.
>>8843995
>REEEing at everything you don't like does nothing for anyone
how is saying someone's a bad person for being a pathological liar, reeing?
>>8843995
>>candid
>This is what happens when you use the wrong word and keep changing its definition. A selfie by definition cannot be candid, because you're taking your own fucking photo. If we relax the definition a bit, mucking about with the camera is still not candid, because candid literally means straightforward!
>>a photo that looks doctored ISN'T doctored, it just LOOKS LIKE its doctored
>So now I have to figure out exactly what the fuck it is that you are talking about, and what's really going on is you can't tell the goddamned difference between a studio portrait and any other photo that's merely at a straightforward angle, which - surprise, surprise! - just happened to be exactly what I was saying in the very first goddamned post, IF YOU HAD BOTHERED TO READ IT!
something tells me you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying. I feel bad for you.
good luck with your SJW ventures.
>>8843978
>even if someone does bad things they should be dealt with respectfully and without cruelty
they should be dealt with in the kindest way that resolves the issue. In Faye's case, that includes public humiliation and shaming.
>>8843990
Give me one reason how you are anything but an absolute drain on the people around you and add anything of value to the world, and I'll leave you alone.
>>8844008
it doesn't. It's not even permanent for dark hair.
>>8843974
what? no im not furry but i wouldnt mind being that cute bunny goblin
>>8844019
puffybutt is a cute sometime
do you make a lot of mess when you eat and your daddy has to clean off your hands and face?
this otter loves u
>>8844008
After 10 rounds of it on my face I have to shave every 2 weeks and even then you can't see the hairs
>>8844027
I love that otter
>>8844032
>Please stop being mad at me
who the fuck are you
>>8844042
a person like hitler deserves a swift and painless execution, and faye should just be ignored
>>8844042
Settle down drama queen, we don't need hangers-on
>>8844042
>Them's some big words for an alcohol drug addict that's still wrestling with their sexuality.
Shakira's a NEET coke addict with unchecked mental illnesses though. A high-functioning alcoholic is on high-enough ground to tell a total trainwreck to get their shit together.
>>8844058
sounds fair. I just shave it all every day and apply some concealer, but I can get away with it because I have like 2 brown hairs on my entire face.
>>8844042
wow someone is being a bully
what did hitler ever do to deserve this
Sometimes I wanna be a girl
Sometimes I don't
Nice.
>>8844063
I got thick light hairs and shaving them ruins my skin so bad concealer can't cover all the bumps and scabs and redness. It also hurts to shave more than it hurts to pluck but I have to spend a few hours a day plucking and it also damages my skin because I have to dig some of the hairs out...
>>8844017
You talk like I sit indoors watching chinese cartoons all day. I've been involved in a multitude of start-ups, one of which I post about here nearly every day. One failed and there's another in the pipeline (cosmetics) so that's two active self-employment possibilities I'm pursuing. I have a business adviser, I have shops that are interested if I improve the packaging.
As for anything of value that I've added to the world? Well I think my balanced lobe pump is a contribution. it seems to be original at least, never seen a lobe pump that is balanced. It's tiny but we can't all be Bill Gates. I haven't bothered patenting it because it's not my field or of crucial importance to anyone.
What I'm working on now for the drone project is a large electric ducted fan optimized for hover. Everything I've seen on the market is geared towards fast-flying fixed wing model aircraft and under 200mm. If it's a success i can't see why it can't have applications in low-cost amateur electric VTOL aircraft.
You told me about your research, it's pretty cool but that doesn't give you a right to look down on me. I'm just one kid with a dream and a few library books, you have a multimillion dollar research lab behind you and years of official study. I was too fucked in the head to make it in formal education or employment but I still try.
>>8844076
More specific? All the Google results are businesses and I don't trust them as much as I trust actual experience of people who have tried it.
Consultations cost money which I don't have too much of.
>>8844084
wait, do you use a woman's razor or a man's razor? I only ask because the latter annihilates feminine skin for some reason.
>>8844090
>I've been involved in a multitude of start-ups
so you're unemployed then
>>8844095
Woman's. Seems to do as good of a job as a new men's razor but my skin can't handle either around the neck.
>>8844090
Have you ever turned a profit?
Have you gotten anyone interested in your startups?
Have you ever even built a prototype? You've never even demonstrated that the idea you're so crazy about even flies
please everyone stop fighting
>>8844103
And here I tought gender fluid is the stuff that comes out of your genitals during sex.
>>8844093
>patients know more than doctors
>phone calls cost money
>still too stupid to make a thread
:millenials:
>>8844109
reminds me of the Africans who attempt to clone the white mans technology and end up with something that looks like it was built by Orks
>>8844058
Mine was $78 per session and my last session was 6 months ago and she called it "light medium"
>>8844098
weird. You use shaving cream, right?
I use an electric razor btw, maybe try that?
>>8844103
>One of these is objectively worse than the other
right. One is a total parasite, the other is just a normal drug addict.
>>8844083
Is that a tutorial to mitigate square face? I can't tell, I'm not an ant
So people. Now that a consensus has been reached. When and where do we think this will all go down? Do we think it will happen?
>>8844129
yes. Admittedly, it just details the patterns of highlights and contours.
>>8844117
I don't have a phone contract so I'd go in person for a consultation and yes patients know more than the potential snake oil salesmen. I got memed already once with electro. In my 9 years of 4chan I've never made a thread and I'm not starting now.
Henlo. I'm tired
>>8844024
im kinda messy, daddy said it would be cute to wipe my face for me c:
>>8844109
>Have you ever turned a profit?
No. Doesn't mean I'm a "waste of space" though which is what you seem to be trying to prove
>Have you gotten anyone interested in your startups?
Well I just said a shop was interested so long as I improve the packaging. And actually 2 days ago I met a guy who said he'd be happy to sell my product in his country village. He works in marketing as well, said he'd help me push my cosmetics into chain stores as well.
>Have you ever even built a prototype?
No, I'm still working out the theory and of course funding. Turbomachinery is not easy you know, especially for a dropout. The impeller should be be ready soon, I've finally managed to work out the required blade angles, just need to draw it, see if it can be printed and see if it stays together. If it doesn't I'm going to have to take the drawing to an external 3D printing company which can print it in something stronger, this will cost £600. And the motor to run it costs £200. You can trash it all you want and you'll be right until it flies so I better just continue working instead of trying to prove anything through arguing with you
>>8844133
christmas like in my chinese cartoons
trans lesbians are good
>>8844163
what about trans biscum
Faye IRL
https://vimeo.com/175865966
>>8844165
they're good too
>>8844170
whatsup sheen
>>8844174
HIHI! I missed you.
>>8844179
masturbating while wearing lingerie and rubbing myself with butter
>>8844174
The sooner you sleep the sooner you can see Faye in your dreams
>>8844184
I no longer think you are sheen
>>8844193
of course I am sheen
want to come and sit on mummies lap and I will lick your ear hole
>>8844194
sheen isn't like that at all, I don't get why you'd smear a nice person. gnite.
>>8844155
But which Christmas? Is American Christmas or New Zealand Christmas more romantic? We need to have these things sorted out.
>>8844198
I might give it a try then when I've saved more money, thank you
I've downloaded so many albums but I just don't feel complete. I'm a collector at heart and I don't feel like I've collected it. It's not adorning my shelf. I'm seriously considering buying the physical copy even though it's already in my iTunes.
you're all good girls who deserve lots of love
>>8844214
are our feminine benises veeeeeeery sexy too?
>>8844214
Nop
>>8844225
ye : )
>>8844230
yep
hugg
>tfw chillin with 2 beers and some cool jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGBlmfH_7bI
Haters can't break my spirit.
>>8844213
Okay well try to go to bed earlier
>>8844244
Let's try for midnight tonight, alright?
tfw i want to post a selfie because im a narcissist and feel the need to attention whore every five minutes but idk if i want to post any pics associated with my trip pretransition
to compensate i'll post a lil drawing my sister made of me
do i look cute to u mtfg?
>>8844207
Allie and Faye on a cute Christmas date. I can not wait to hear all about it. This is going to be the greatest mtfg happening.
>>8844214
Fuck you you don't know me
>>8844261
yes cute
>>8844267
I agree with Anon desu
I know you so I had a qualified ooinio
>>8844267
hugg elann
>>8844251
Maybe.
>>8844271
Qualified opinion* Jesus
>>8844270
: 3
>when you make chicken and gnocchi soup in your bra and your straight gf comes and cups you from behind and kisses your neck
i wish i could have love but i dont have anything to offer for it
>>8844282
Don't make fun of me you
You fucking
Double 4011
>>8844286
Me too anon, me too..
>tfw broke down crying in front of my mom
>tfw almost did it in public
>even my stepfather noticed that I looked like I was about to have a breakdown
w e w
e
w
>>8844285
""""Straight"""" gf
tfw i try to boymode and everybody gives me weird looks knowing i'm a tranny
>>8844306
tfw can't wear tight tops anymore cause my gyno nips stick out.
>>8844322
i started slouching when my nipples became visible. Worked for a while.
party like it's 1958 woooo!
im out of alcohol fuck
>>8844328
I just walk proudly with them bouncing. Nobody's gonna say anything to a 500 lb black man.
>>8844336
hot
>be Faye
>upstanding memeber of the trans and lesbian communities in SF
>date cis les
>convert straight girls to the cause
>working
>large friend group of all women
>goes to pole dance,ballet, fun girl stuff
>wear girl clothes
>cute post
>ripped apart by closeted hsts neets who don't socialize with cis women
Idgi tbqh
>>8844287
I'm a double butthole
>>8844336
Iktf
>>8844342
You're a double Faye
what is mtfg gonna get me for my birthday on the 14th?
>>8844340
I dont rip you apart
I try to get you to get srs, ffs and a boyfriend
>>8844342
Gee Lani! How Come Your Mom Lets You have two buttholes?
>>8844350
ill internet hug you
>>8844355
Mine started at 1.5 months. It's quite normal for them to start growing around this timeframe
>>8844355
You should rip her apart. All night.
>>8844353
No skins :)
>>8844348
I'm nothing like a Faye
Faye at least pretends to be nice, I'm all bitch
>>8844345
Come on skype I got new pics. Gotta send you some angled, dolled up pics to take your mind of my hon boymode lol
>>8844374
>I'm all bitch
You're just tsundere Lannü
>>8844359
thank you :333
>>8844377
Aight
>when the recreational drug of choice hits your brain just right and for a single moment you feel like you're free of dysphoria
>>8844391
speaking of
i got some ritalin and i've never snorted it before
should i snort it or just take it orally mtfg?
can someone buy me drugs please ive been a good girl
>>8844396
>It's not pretend
yes it is
you blush when someone hugs you or pats you on the head because you are a nice girl on the inside who tries to coat herself chemically with a thin layer of diamond
>>8844405
Snorting is cool.
I want to hurt people
>>8844416
I am spiky right through to my core, there is no thin layer
>>8844385
Elanna makes me suicidal and hate my body so idk
is it okay to die
especially if theres no love for you in this world
mtfg mtfg mtfg
i just had a genius idea
i could sell my Ritalin to pay for hrt
status: feeling smart
: )
>>8844396
>No, I'm all tsun
Ya sure, because a tsun blushes and giggles when you poke her nose right? You're all dere
check em
im a girl now
>>8844443
Rip
nvm not a girl
>>8844440
I don't do that at all you're making stuff up
>>8844443
Oh god I'm dying
>>8844453
>I don't do that at all you're making stuff up
I've seen it with my own two eye
A tsun also wouldn't smile and giggle everytime she says "it me"
Face it Lannü, you're just a moeblob
>>8844427
but if you got together IRL you would probably end up making out after getting drunk and then go to the hatefuck and they_were_both_bottoms.bmp
>>8844464
I would probably just be like "oh hey no one puts up with this shit irl" and walk away in about 15 seconds like every other girl she's been with
>>8844412
i would if i didn't hve literally no money
sorry anon
>>8844464
And what would a certain someone think of this situation? I imagine she would feel very left out.
>>8844476
Dude, youre only a top with cis girls.
Sad
>>8844464
"Why is that middle aged man staring at me and licking their lips??"
>>8844463
Stop emasculating me
>>8844478
Use an exercise bike to generate power and sell it to the electric company
>>8844476
t-that isnt very nice
>>8844487
that isnt nice either
your supposed to put the hate into the fuck not into your words
>>8844503
Can't I just fuck a cactus instead?
>>8844487
>Stop emasculating me
You remind me of when cousin was dressed up as a lion for Halloween and I called her cute and she got angry and defensive and assured us that she was, in fact, very very "scarwy"
>>8844493
>exercise
no thanku tbqh
I'm too much of a coward to come out to people who'll be completely okay with it and would be able to help also
The only time I could come out to people was when I was drunk
I've never actually said "I'm trans" face to face to anyone either
God I'm a mistake. I'm a fat mentally ill tranny and that's all I'll ever be to people once it's all said and done
>>8844486
Funny you say that,I was in bed with th gf last night and she was basically being a pillow princess and I was like thinking okay switch and then we just lied by each other making the same face and then just feel asleep unsatisfied
>>8844511
I am very scary and intimidating though
>>8844540
*gay and cute
How to smile /mtfg/
Never been happy so I don't know how.
>>8844540
You're neither of those things. You're about as scary as a cat you've woken up from a nap.
You're the fucking Snuggle bear, Elanna
>>8844542
At least one of those is factually incorrect
>>8844561
,;-;
>>8844568
both of those are factually correct uwu :3
>little brother thought it'd be funny to sharpen a butter knife
>don't expect it to be sharp and almost cut my finger off
>>8844561
>>8844572
Did you stab him
>>8844581
should I?
>>8844576
spooky tbqhwy
>>8844586
With the butter knife
Cut his ear off.
>>8844568
>;-;
>Implying you don't like it
>>8844571
I am a homely looking straight girl
>>8844589
>
>>8844593
I agree
Derpy too.
But homely
Idk why youre pursuing education when you should be learning how to sew ruffles on your apron and the art of perfect pancake making
>>8844593
you're as straight as i am
which is to say
not straight at all
and ur qt
>>8844593
You'd make a cute homely housewife. Start learning how to make pancakes and bake cookies now
>>8844616
Who are you.
Anon gone trip?
Calling all bullies! Calling all bullies! We need them to submit to our demands!
http://www.strawpoll.me/13893941
>>8844625
Faye needs a ftm bf
>>8844620
yea p much
i also namefagged for a little bit as "dumb retarded slut"
i am the newest of trips, only started tripping today and only been on mtfg for like a month and a half
>>8844640
>>8844651
b p c
i u o
g r c
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>>8844660
gosh darn it
it worked in the reply box :^(
>>8844660
>>8844670
qt kitty
thread status: dead
can the yuros wake up already
>>8844783
I'm awake!
>>8844783
Canadians > Euros
tfw you've boobs
>>8844825
You should be not woke
>>8844829
its 6 pm in kiwi time give her a break
>>8844829
It is prime woke time wtf.
>>8844793
if I had a daughter and she turned out to be a dumb, STINKY canadian, i'd put her in a burlap sack and send her down the river
t.co/2bmlxLuHlW
very important video pls watch
>>8844852
are canadians STINKY? i've never met one desu
>>8844871
i've never met one personally, but i've spoken with some on here and their attitudes certainly stink
>>8844790
Please go away
>>8844914
WOW rude I'll fight you.
>>8844914
I'll stay, just for you! <3
>>8844929
You make me sad
>>8844931
Care to elaborate?
if im snorting ritalin for the first time is 30 mg a good amount?
>>8844933
I was happy. Then you came. Now I want to kill myself.
>>8844939
You know you go to hell for lying, right?
>>8844940
Fuck you. I hope you go to hell soon :(
>>8844942
See you there, insane person!
>>8844944
I see. It's only a joke for you. Fine.
>>8844852
Well I'm a boy but if you wanna kill me go ahead please
>>8844950
If you see it seriously then explain yourself, dummy. I can't know who I've hurt with my mere presence if they're mystic and put up some weird fond. Either you explain yourself right now or i'm gonna consider you a retarded baby troll and act passive.
>>8844956
i'll wait until you've reached peak happiness and do it, it'll be crueller that way
>>8844968
I've already hit peak and I'm coming back down the mountain side.
so i wont get any lasting nose damage from snrting shit a few times right?
>>8844961
If you're not Claire then add me on Discord and talk to me in private. Name's Maxoxo#6020 If you are Claire, then you deserved everything you got.
>>8844971
maybe after you've come down that mountain, you can climb back up an even taller one :3
>>8844973
Idk who Claire is.
It's not directly your fault. You are just one of many who steal what I love and keep replacing me.
I don't want to add you because then you know who I am and possibly tell others and talking wouldn't change anything.
I just needed a way to release some pressure I'm sorry.
>>8844984
>Climb higher
>So I can fall deeper
What a god awful prospect
>>8844986
I will not tell others, i swear in my life and everything i hold dear. I just want to know what's going on.
>>8844993
Were are you from? Will you still be awake later? Then I might add you.
And if I tell you you'll have a reason to call me insane.
>>8844997
I'm European so i'll be awake for at least 8 hours.
>>8844988
don't be so pessimistic
maybe if you're lucky you'll die on the mountain before you can fall down it :3
>>8845004
God willing
I had to go through six pages of hateful transhating shit to find this thread and I gotta be honest I dunno if you're worth it, /mtfg/.
>>8845053
Why not use the search function?
This is the only decent gen on /tttt/
>>8845053
>tfw you can find /mtfg/ threads instantly because you're not a dumb tranny who doesn't know how to use the search function
>>8845053
It's called knowing how to search you stupid fucking hon
>>8845057
Like Cntrl-F? Laziness and slipped my mind I guess. I figured we'd be page one, surely if not page one, than page two.
>>8845057
Not even, this thread is horrible.
>>8845069
Thats our word, you ain't got no right usin it.
>>8845071
I dare you to say that with trip on.
>>8845069
Same, feels good
>>8845083
>saint max
>>8845077
Fuck off moap the hon
I am going to dox maxoxo
>>8845095
Wtf dude.
Who are you and why are you being so mean?
>>8845084
Don't (you) me again, commie
>>8845103
stirner was basically a commie, just a dumb utopian one
>>8845108
Jokes on you I've never read his works
>Tfw I'll never get to talk to her again...
I miss her so fucking much
I am going to dox alison kupo
>>8845110
stirner was just an irl shitposter, he'd probably be laughing right now if he knew people were giving his work serious contemplation
>>8845113
Iktf
>>8845114
Wow anon, I love you too :P
I'll have my revenge on the person who ruined my life