So there's this guy at my University and he keeps hitting

>>8841076
>I'm straight bro
Problem solved

>>8841083
That would work but I don't like to be that blunt.

>>8841083
Plus I don't think he would believe me because of how I look, I'll admit that I have a lisp too.

>>8841097
>i look and act gay in every way but I'm not gay
maybe you should lift

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>>8841086
>not being direct
You might as well let him fuck your bussy.

>>8841100
I don't wanna become a gym rat. I'm comfortable how I am.

>>8841100
My lisp would probably set of more alarms even if I worked out

>>8841110
>>8841117
>I'm comfortable how I am
"who you are" doesn't seem to be working if you are too beta to confront someone directly over a fairly straightforward "problem". You sound low test and working out would help with that, you don't have to be a gym rat. The only other answer is you actually are intrigued by this guy and want to act coy while still enjoying the attention he's giving you.

If you say you're straight then you might be accused of being homophobic and he might take it upon himself to poz you in your buttpucci. You should make him not want to be with you by saying you're actually trans.

>>8841132
Maybe I'm a little curious what it would be like.

>>8841076
>>8841097
>>8841110
>I'm straight
>I have a gay lisp and look like a faggot
>I don't want muscles
Okay so when are you starting HRT, transbian?

>>8841076
Just tell him nicely after some light conversation.