>be me >openly gay guy >not so openly into a huge amount

>>8837200
proof that this is not larp?

>>8837234
Not sure how I can prove it. It's not like I took pictures of the guy. You want me to ask the neighbour to write you a note or something?

Unrelated to your request, I was surprised by something when I 'met' him: his official porn height lists him as 6' and his rentmen ad says 6'1. I'm from Europe but live in the US and am 1m83, which is about 6' (not sure if it's a smidge taller or shorter). He's around 5cm shorter than me, so about 5'10.

>>8837255

Does his aunt have a facebook or do you know any of her other relatives who do?
Check through it and connected relatives for pics of him at family events (going to assume that if has one then it's private).

Or find relatives who look like him and let us judge.
Remember to change the filenames before you post to protect privacy.
t. moralfag

>>8837494
That doesn't protect privacy, that's still outing him.

To be fair if you're having gay sex and uploading it to the internet you really can't expect for your family or someone you know not to find out eventually.

>>8837200

You're asking how not to be a fucking social retard.

"For you, there is no medicine."

>>8837549
>>8837549

what

We wouldn't have his real name or his relatives' names.
If you black out his family's faces or crop it to only show him then reverse image search to make absolutely sure they can't lead to anything then what's the problem?

We wouldn't be able to verify where you obtained the photos, let alone if you actually saw him irl (not that this would figure in his privacy either since it could be anywhere in the US).

Who was it? I don't recognize someone as just Robbie

>>8837746
I'm OP. That post you're replying to wasn't me.

She's 60something. She's almost OAP. She doesn't even own a microwave and doesn't have a smartphone (which is why I had to use mine to show her), so no Facebook. Her daughter has one, though, and I checked and checked and checked. Closest I got was Robbie's brother, but he's nowhere on FB that I could find. His brother doesn't look much like him. Far less attractive.

>>8837815
Leo Giamani.

>>8838185
>Leo Giamani

Oh wow. Fug...pls get pics
He's one of my favorites.
Def. in top 20

>>8837200
I mean, they probably knew he was gay. Maybe not that he was a sex worker, but still.

>>8838266
If I see him again, you want me to creep a pic of him? Not sure I wanna do that.

However, neighbour lady told me Leo's her ex-husband's brother's son, so while her daughter is related to him, she's technically not? Or something. I'm not sure how divorce affects this sort of thing and I'm not sure she is, either, but she still called him her 'nephew.'
Anyway, she and I looked through FB together to try to find him. We started at her daughter's FB and, guiding through pictures, made our way to Leo's still-living brother's FB but that's as far as we got. If he has an active FB account, I couldn't find it.

>>8838359
Just realised I failed to mention why 'still-living brother' is pertinent. Leo had a brother who died of heart issues due to steroid abuse, she said. Last time she saw him (before today, I mean) was at the funeral.

>>8838359
>so while her daughter is related to him, she's technically not?
Right, she's genetically not related. Her daughter is his cousin and he's the woman's nephew-in-law (son of her brother-in-law).

>but she still called him her 'nephew.'
You'd call the parents of your cousins your aunt and uncle even though one isn't your genetic relative (probably), so fair enough.

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>>8837200
Who carries terrabytes of gay porn in their phone tho?

>>8838395
We have separate words for 'aunt' as in your parent's sister and 'aunt' as in your parent's brother's wife so if your parent's brother and his wife get divorced, she's no longer your 'aunt' and you're no longer her nephew. Hungarian uses a very, very different system of kinship terminology.

>>8838453
Not on my phone, on my computer at home. I just showed her pictures from the intarwebz, not from my porn stash.

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>>8837200
>>blurt out "HE'S [porn star name]! HE DOES GAY PORN!"
>>spaghetti everywhere but not noticing it at the time
>>neighbour lady and I walk home together
>>she asks to see his porn pics
things that actually happened!

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>>8837200
>the funny adventures of a dumbshit that doesn't know how to control his mouth
Don't worry mate it was a genuine mistake, think before talking next time. This kind of shit in some countries would get you killed.

Also ask said old lady to not him out asap, like RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>8838552
Already did. She said that the last time she saw him was at a funeral some years ago and since those are her ex husband's people and not really her own, she doesn't really talk to them much unless she happens to see them out somewhere or something. I'm not usually this uncomposed in public. Not sure what came over me.

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>>8838578
It's ok I think, it was a genuine mistake, meaning you didn't really meant to do ill, it still good to analyze the reason why you did as such so it doesn't happen again.

>stories of accidentally outing people
Okay then. Here's mine:
>be many, many years ago, 14 years old and still in HS
>start dating super femmy guy
>like super, duper femmy
>like he opens his mouth and a purse falls out
>and a matching pair of shoes
>and they're all from ferragamo
>i mean, dude swishes his ass as he walks and has the most femmy voice possible, though he's fairly muscular for a HS student
>have him meet my parents
>they like him, but mum's a tad concerned about how femmy he is
>go to his place to meet his mother
>she's not home yet, so hang out in his bedroom, play mario kart and make out
>posters of half naked muscle guys everywhere
>rainbow crap all over the place
>his mother comes home
>meet her
>'it's cool that you're so accepting of gayness that Mike even has all those guys on his wall like that. my parents are pretty accepting, too, but they'd freak if I hung up those sorts of posters'
>Mike turns beetroot red
>his mother looks like she's about to cry
>notice the tension
>Mike starts to cry
>'m-mom... I-I'm... I'm gay.'
>his mother flips out
>flies into his bedroom as she calls him a faggot and starts ripping down his posters
>we freak and leave, go to my house, leaving her in a slump of her own runny mascara
>sleep there (in my bed, together, cuddling)
>make out
>erections.png
>have oral for the first time
>go to school together the next day
>he goes home to his mother after school
>we don't see each other much after that
>doesn't call me anymore or take my phone calls
>his mother hangs up on me when i call the house phone
How was I supposed to know he wasn't out to her? It's not like he tried to hide it.

Hey op.
Do you have the one with the guy in the closet and the other guy comes in and takes him out of the closet and does stuff to him?

>Be fem bi guy
>At local gaming store
>Surrounded by skinny betas and fat nerds
>A few of whom are good friends
>Evident neanderthal tier tranny (obese, giant brow ridge, huuuuge man hands) comes and sits next to me.
>Talked to her before, act all nice
>Conversation drifts to gay jokes
>Play along with them, the guys like to tease me and I kind of like it too
>Everyone laughing
>Guy1 makes a Jenner joke
>Everyone laughing except tranny
>See she's frowning
>Me: "Maybe keep low on the trans jokes."
>Guy1: "Why? If the dude wanted respect he wouldn't have cut his dick off."
>Me: "Someone here might get offended."
>Guy1: "There's no shemales here." Turns to one guy then another "Are you a tranny?"
>Turns to tranny, "Are you a tranny?"
>She's silent.
>Guy2: "Dude. Leave her alone."
>Guy1, pauses "Oh fuck!"
>I change the topic

Yes, it was poorly handled and yes, I know I made things worse.

>>8838527

I have an aunt who I could see doing that.
People forget that old people can be weird freaks too.

>>8839927
It's a he.
If he looks like a man, and an ugly one at that, it's a fucking he.
Sue lightning is a she, hons aren't.

>>8839933
Op here.
Yeah, she's a bit of an odd duck, this neighbour.
Once, I stopped into the Popeyes on the way home from work between the subway station and my house and she was in there. I suddenly had to pee, so after ordering, I headed towards the bathrooms. Usually, the workers see someone head back there and they buzz them in, but I was unaware that they'd changed that policy and the door now needed a key. As I try the door, it's locked and she's yelling something to me down the corridor while waving the key towards me, but I can't make out what she's saying.
I walk back to the front to get the key from her and ask what she was saying.
>'I said: "you won't get raped with this!"'
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She's... bizarre... to say the least. Sweet as pie, but a complete weirdo.

>>8839804
the one with connor maguire?
i have it

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>>8842100
>Once, I stopped into the Popeyes
colored fellow detected

>>8842120
Read the thread. OP is from Hungary. Also, Popeyes is delicious.

>>8842120
I'm about as coloured as clingfilm, amigo.