I have a weird infatuation with hotdogs, but I can't tell if this makes me gay. I sometimes suck on hotdogs like they are penises and I'll put them in my butt, but I don't find penises or men to be attractive. I simply enjoy pretending I'm on the receiving end of gay sex with hotdogs. Figured you'd be the best people to ask about this. Am I gay or just experimenting?