>smol guy with lisp sits next to you >acts super friendly

>>8835616
beta as fuck

>>8835636
It's a calculated risk. If I fuck up then everyone knows I'm gay for nothing and I don't need that drama right now.

>>8835647
you should ask him in private :3
its not good for your mental health to repress yourself like that

Do it, what's the worst? He says he's straight? Okay. If he's friendly then he probably isn't out to fuck you over.

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yeah he's not straight. quit being a little bitch and act on your desires. nobody's going to cry for you if you're too much of a pussy to do so

>>8835616
just get his number under the guise of hanging and ask gay-related questions like the rest of us

>>8835675
Like what?

>>8835680
just tell him a girl that you talk to saw him and said he was cute, then wait for his response. retard

>>8835685
Is this really it? ... This is changing my world.

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>>8835685
this is middle-school pussy spaghetti shit. don't ever do this

just be straight forward and express your interest. if you're going to ask for a number, don't make bullshit excuses about it. you're NEVER going to get a boyfriend by always beating around the bush and making up ridiculous lies like this. be honest and be straight forward. you'll thank yourself later

>>8835691
This guy's right, please listen to him OP. I missed so many great chances when I was in highschool and college because I was a pussy-ass burger. Only later on I learned that you gotta be straightforward and bold when it comes to things like this. You should just go ahead and ask him if he's interested, and even if he isn't, you won't embarrass yourself if you act cool and confident.

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>>8835738
I don't feel like anyone would be attracted to me though. I'm not a nice person, not attractive, and constantly sad. Seems too good to be true and I'm just looking for something where it isn't.

>>8835774
Choose person you like and get drunk together. If something goes wrong, you may lie that you don't remember anything. Jast take care you are more sober of you two.

>>8835832
I mean, wouldn't I already have to ask them out to get them drunk?

>>8835851
Better do it at home. Many "straight" guys won't mind to have fun, until nobody knows you sucked dick.

>>8835616
You could start by initiating small talk on hobbies unrelated to anything sexual or romantic. Befriend him first before you frot him.

>>8835774
You kind of remind me of my bf before we started dating. He had really bad issues with self-confidence, and he was always really sad and depressed too. Rejected me for a while because he wasn't "likeable enough for me." But in reality, he's the most wonderful and loveable guy ever. I wouldn't be surprised if that boy saw you in a good light too. You should just go for it and talk to him about it. I really don't like the idea of getting him drunk, it feels kind of dishonest. I'd recommend that you find a way to be alone with him for a little while and just ask him about it.

>>8835887
>I'd recommend that you find a way to be alone with him for a little while and just ask him about it.
And you get nothing this way. The only thing OP should do - grab a dick and start sucking. When cock is already in the mouth - guy is not likely to stop it. And if you ask for it - most probaby he gonna refuse.

>>8835890
Stop being a 15 year old and blindly lusting after "muh dicc"
Sexbuddyships surely progress faster than proper relationships, but they're also likely to die sooner than you'd like. OP would gain much more on the long run by taking things patiently and being nice to the kid, including the lewd stuff, along with other lovely benefits.
One can never be truly happy if their life is just an endless marathon of regret-inducing one night stands.

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OP here. Thanks to everyone for advice, I'm not super sure how I do this kind of thing yet. I was never interested in girls and repressed hard when I was very young so I never really experienced this type of stuff and it can be intimidating. I appreciate your helping me through it even though I took up a thread to complain. Sorry I didn't give everyone (you)s, but just know I really appreciate the advice and guidance.

>>8835908
You may consider working in porn. Not an actor, but some part of the crew. So, you may just ask nicely gay actors for sex, most likely they won't refuse.

>>8835921
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