Isn't the pronoun thing super easy to deal with if you just

>>8833305
That won't exactly work. "Man" still has a quite a long A, not actually much shorter than "ma'am". So you'd probably have to pronounce it "maɱ", with an m/n like in "symphony". The first one, that's written as an m, the second one is pronounced as a regular n, unless you have someone with really odd pronounciation who might pronounce it "syɱfoɲi"

Just call them a bitch.