oh fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I left my dildo in the bathroom to

d-did she say thing an-anything about it?

>>8816358
No, thank God

>>8816341
Underrated post, particularly loved the fact the dildo was black and the careful misgendering of yourself right at the end.

>>8816341
I'm sorry for you. Feeling ashamed is hell.

>>8816341
I've done that lots, it's really not a big deal it's just a dildo lol

>>8816341
She'll appreciate it's just a dildo anon but secretly she'll know you want the real thing, like her.

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>>8816341

I know that feel anon.

I recently left open hundreds of pages of interracial erotic fiction I wrote along side a computer screen editing some interracial videos into smutty tumblr webms.

I don't think I'll ever live this one down

>>8817106
absolutely degenerate

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>>8816341
Of course it's black, lmao.
She is probably going to secretly use it sometime when you're out of the house.

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>she found my loli rape doujins

>>8817130
b-but at least she doesn't know I self insert as the loli

Relatable. When I still lived at home, I had this 8" purple dong that was pretty sweet. I kept it in a cardboard box and put it on my bookshelf (pretty inconspicuous location). One night I'm particularly worked up and doze off after I'm done cleaning up, leaving it on the nightstand by the door.

Following day my dad wakes me up to tell me something, don't remember what it was (half asleep, but a conversation definitely took place).

I got up later that morning, and there was the 8" purple dong, in a beam of sunlight, right beside the door. We never spoke of it.

I went out of town this summer and my mom decided to clean my room for me and reorganize all my things for me... As a birthday gift... I'm 22 bi female. She organized all my sex toys and porn mags for me into a box. When I expressed how uncomfortable that made me feel she told me that she doesn't think it's weird and that it's natural. Floggers, hand cuffs, large dildos, pig tail butt plug, strap on, a fucking enema system, gimp mask and sissy porno mags (bought as a joke for my sissy bf)... As I write this out I almost can't believe how much of a degenerate I am... my mom is such a fucking hippie no wonder I turned out this queer

>>8816341

I don't know about you OP, but I'm so glad people talk about these stories here. Makes me feel like less of an idiot.

>Repressed MtF
>17 years old
>Never had a bf or gf
>Mother thinks I'm ace
>That I'm still her perfect little boy
>Sitting in room, browsing porn
>Watching sissy hypno
>"You want to be a girl! Be a good girl! Pleasure daddy! Submit to him!" in GIANT PINK BLOCK LETTERS
>Sigh out of sadness, thinking about how I'm not a girl
>Close the browser
>Turn around in my chair to get up
>Mum is standing right behind me with a cup of tea in her hand
>Both frozen, eye contact
>She back pedals out of the room
>Closes the door then knocks on it
>"I brought you some tea"
>Open door for her
>"Thanks Mum... I errr... That video wasn't what I thought it was."
>"Yes." Not even "Of course it wasn't", just "yes".
>Take tea and slowly close the door

Never mentioned since and that was 6 years ago now.

I definitely don't have a fetish for my father and I feel so disgusted that she saw that and thinks that I might. I want ot bring it up to clarify but I don't know if that will make it worse than it already is.

>>8816341
either pretend it never happened and make extra special care to act like an upright standing child of hers or apologize in private.

>>8816341
and you love the feeling of shame so much that you are now telling everyone about it
I bet you fantasize about getting publicly raped, you dirty slut

>>8817130
now for that you could go to jail

>>8817421
you should have jo'd to it in front of her

I swear that I've seen this exact post before, is this real or just a erotic copypasta?

>>8817322
>she doesn't think it's weird and that it's natural
>list of degenerate sissy stuff
lucky you: my folks don't share bed for the last 20 years, don't kiss and are disgusted by lbgt topics or sex scenes in movies. (I'm in the closet ofc).
Grass is alway greener etc.

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>>8817130
>>8817133
>b-but at least she doesn't know I self insert as the loli
That is the most relatable thing I've read in a while.
I self insert into all kinds of fucked up images online.
My recent thing is animal impregnation and birth, a human girl getting fucked and impregnated, obviously.

>>8817790
>Fiction
>Going to jail
I'mm sure lots of hollywood stars are serving life time for their murders in movies.

>>8818015
many countries made lolicon illegal
US has precedents of sentencing men for pedo-fiction

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>>8818053
I'm sure it's legal in my country since I bought it here

>>8817106
tbqhon this is far more embarrassing that OP's story

>>8817322
Haha, I'm glad I have my sexually repressed mom but yours sounds more fun to be around.

>>8816341
It's not the end of the world anon, it's just sex. Be glad it's just a regular dildo and not some Bad Dragon neon blue wolfdick.

>>8816341
>cleaning my own room from 8 onwards for privacy, but ma wants to help me to a big clean before I move out
>finds clothes pegs hidden behind a book next to my bed
>asks how they got there
>couldn't think of an answer on the spot, claim I don't remember
>not sure if she believed me

Do you think she realised I was using them as nipple clamps to masturbate, /lgbt/?

>>8818190
I mean, it's not really suspicious if you don't act too awkward about it, and even then most people wouldn't arrive at that particular conclusion.

>>8817421
>Repressed MtF
>17 years old
>Never had a bf or gf
Is this a common thing? I had no interest in sex or relationships until I stopped repressing

>>8818210
It's not uncommon for 17-year-olds to be virgins in general, MtF or not.

>>8817421
>Not even "Of course it wasn't", just "yes".
Amazing.

>>8818210
yes. repressing tends to mean a shitton of apathy or disassociating, so either way you're not entirely there. Even after I stopped repressing, I realized I would have no interest in an sort of relationship until I had a body that I could actually enjoy.

>>8818190
She almost certainly thinks you smoke weed.

>>8818418
>tfw too naive to know what that has to do with injecting marijuana

>>8818434
I smoke every day and I have no clue either.

>>8818434
Masturbating to having your nipples pinched is a lot more intense when you're on weed.

>>8817322
>Floggers, hand cuffs, large dildos, pig tail butt plug, strap on, a fucking enema system, gimp mask and sissy porno mags
>She organized all my sex toys and porn mags for me into a box.
Hahahahaha, oh my God. Well, at least she's open-minded about it but still, how fucking autistic one must be to willingly want to organize their own kids' sex toys?

>>8816341
I stole my mom's "vibrating back massger" once, and she found out and got really upset with me and called me disgusting.

>>8819987
wew, she was the one who had it in the first place!

>>8819991
Yeah I didnt get that at all, like I was a 14 year old girl what did she expect? Me not touching myself until I was 21?

>>8818210
It's hard to want intimacy with someone when you panic at the sight of your own body.

It's even harder to achieve intimacy when you're just confused about who you are and what you like in general.