Why dont you buy your sexy fag underwear at Aliexpress? >

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I've recently ordered some sex toys from Ali for the first time and I'm kinda freaking out. I mean there's my name and address on that box and everything.

>>8814392
dont worry, theyre not going to arrive in a box like that :P
ive ordered a bunch of embarrassing things from there, and theyve always arrived in very modest and plain packaging. the dude from the post office wont notice a thing.

>>8814392
>trusting chinese plastic in your butt
I hope you're at least planning on using a condom

>>8813629
Bought a pretty good silicone dual density dildo from Aliexpress for like a lil' over 20 dollars. And some vibrating cock rings that were surprisingly good quality (still waiting for the batteries to run out, but they're still going strong) There's some good stuff to be found there... but a lot of crap too, so be careful to closely read the descriptions and reviews, if there's any useful ones around. Other then that I've just bought t-shirts, no underwear yet.

>>8814432
desu, ive never had any negative experiences with things like that. just wash the toys well, and youll be good to go.

one thing thats good to remember though, please dont use chinese lube. that stuff nearly killed me.

I love the fact some miserable Chinese dude has to model these, I can't imagine many worse jobs

>>8814426
I hope so. Still, they probably check everything with x-ray at the customs.
>>8814432
W-what could go wrong?

>>8814456
Don't worry, I've bought some naughty stuff from Aliexpress and it's always been sent discreetly and be labeled "novelty item" or some other random shit.

>>8814453
>tfw exhibitionism is my fetish
i would love to do that, wear sexy underwear and let a nice looking guy take pictures of me
too bad that im super shy, i even have trouble letting my bf look at me properly, even though i have a nice, lean body. the thought excites and scares me at the same time. if someone offered me a job like that though, id totally take it

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>>8814453
Dude, that's probably the easiest job you can get in China.

>>8814456
>>8814449
http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
http://dangerouslilly.com/2010/10/yes-jelly-sex-toys-can-be-dangerous/
When in doubt, never trust the chinese for anything for internal use.
Really, you'd probably be best off just never trusting the chinese

>>8813629
Bump

>>8814592
I've ordered glass dildos from China. The ones I ordered I saw at sex shop for like $150 and I bought them for $2 lol

Still have to be careful with stainless steel dildos though. They often don't use real stainless steel.

fookin becus it takes 3 years to arrive?

>>8817229
I've ordered stuff on alibaba and aliexpress before and a lot of times it's like 1 or 2 day shipping