/clg/ - Cis Lesgen

>>8811126
me on the right

>>8811126
Why do you hate trans girls?

Damn, fucked it up
Previous thread >>8799967

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>>8811132

Fucking asexual seductresses edition.

>>8811132
pretendbians

>>8811126
AGP

>>8811132
I'm a straight tranny, what do you think of me clg?

>>8811210
you have a crippling mental illness
one that can be easily be treated, but is instead encouraged to the point of self harm

I would probably pity you, but I no longer care enough anymore

Should I join HER?

>>8811235
If you like fat social justice weenies who only like to talk about how sorry you should feel for "her"

>>8811231
It's not a mental illness, it just feels really nice to be a girl. You wouldn't want to be a man would you? Me neither!

>>8811255
>You wouldn't want to be a man would you?
I wouldn't mind to be honest.

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Cis Lesbian general (/clg/): Nightmare Fat Dyke edition

Should you notice a particularly incessant shitposter, work together and exercise the ability to HIDE and REPORT.

Discord info (no trannies, bisuts, or hetshits allowed)
https://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Recent News:
>Weeaboos of /clg/ love themed ramen shops
>Anons refuse to date post-op trans """women"""
>/gaygen/ anon invades /clg/ and stirs up an argument
>Anon has her first 8 AM and wants to die
>Lesbians have standards, "And men-looking women are not in mine."
>Decent dating pool is nonexistent
>Bishits, trannies, and straighties are trash
>McBurger stuck in a foreign country
>Anon thinks she's a 9, gets dragged by rest of /clg/
>Giving and receiving of elationship advice
>Asian skinship culture and yuri gets mistaken for lesbianism
>Delinquent gets propositioned for a threesome

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Is the clg discord any good? Do peeps actually chat there?

>>8811279
Ok wow, but if being treated like a guy would be ok, then think about the physical side? And vice versa if it's the physical that appeals to you.

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>>8811304
I'm pretty neutral about it. I would like to be taller, stronger and naturally have more stamina but on the downside I wouldn't look like a cute girl anymore. Still, if I woke up one day as a man I wouldn't mind, I would deal with it accordingly.

>>8810929
I only mentioned the way she looked because I think some soft butch ladies are cute sometime. Aside from calling me cute, she made one or two other comments that seemed kind of flirtatious, but I'm bad at reading situations like that. I was telling my friend the conversation and apparently the fact that she winked at me was more blatant than the rest. I can almost never tell if a woman is hitting on me or just complimenting me. I'm usually too panicked to notice. I was kind of obviously flustered talking to her so my guess is that she picked up on what that might mean.

>>8811298
Does*

lrn2grammar

>>8811324
Don't respond to trannies.

>>8811298
It is actually, people are nice and it's quite funny sometimes

>>8811297
pic is what a /clg/ anon looks like

>>8811324
>but on the downside I wouldn't look like a cute girl anymore.
Right so you do enjoy looking like a cute girl? Well same for me.

>>8811352
Well that's not normal for a dude so you can't deny you're mentally ill.

>>8811358
>matters of taste
>mental illness
no u

>>8811381
Gender dysphoria is classified as a mental illness you retard. Argue with the experts about it, not me.

Why do you even like to look like a cute girl? Do you do it for yourself or others? Is it sexual or does it just feel natural to you?

>>8811358
Yes it is and Yes I can

>>8811390
>but on the downside I wouldn't look like a cute girl anymore.
This is not a mental illness.

>Why do you even like to look like a cute girl? Do you do it for yourself or others? Is it sexual or does it just feel natural to you?
Who cares? I could feel it for the same reason as you or not and it wouldn't change a thing.

>>8811332
"Does peeps actually chat there?"??? That's grammatical to you?

>>8811415
You don't know who Peeps is?

Does hand size matter?

>>8811423
d/a, do you really not know the more common use of the word peeps that >>8811298 is obviously using?

>>8811423
I capitalize my personal pronouns, as is grammatically. The word "peeps" means "people."

>>8811432
I always look at hands after my first tranny experience. You can't hide your stubby wide mitts. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

>>8811434
>>8811447
Ofc I know what the common use of peeps is, but Peeps the tranny is common knowledge on /clg/. Pretty sure >>8811332 was trying to make a joke.

>>8811432
How do you all meet trannies irl? I've never seen one let alone talked to one.

>>8811466
You live in a place like Portland (where i live) and have to see their depressing visage every other day or so.

>>8811471
>Portland
I'm Austin so it's probably not that much better. Have yet to witness my first tranny irl.

>>8811466
OOh okay. Understood.

Goddamn clg does your thread literally exist to just hate on trannies? Like yeah, ppl who are not cis lesbian post here and it sucks, but it's like you bring up the topic even when there's no one baiting/trolling the thread

>>8811324
>I would like to be taller, stronger and naturally have more stamina
You know you can work out?

>>8811493
we have nothing better to do and it's quite funny desu.

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>>8811324
>>8811497
Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Just take a little Anavar, Anon. Just a little.

>>8811500
So much negativity though. Reminds me of dumblr

>>8811324
W-why are the guy's eyes closed in the thumbnail but opened when hovering on the picture?

>>8811510
Except Tumblr screeches about accepting trannies and forcing lesbians to fuck biological men.

>>8811497
>>8811508
Working out won't make me taller. Also I can work out for years but any skinny dude could still BTFO me effortlessly.

>>8811543
>tfw played tug of war with skinny guy friend and he knocked me out instantly
feelsbadman

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>>8811547
Yeah it fucking pisses me off but there isn't anything I can do about it. I'm not a tranny so I'm not willing to take hormones just so I can be as strong as a man.

>>8811543
That's why guns exist. 'Merica!
Long live the Republic.

>>8811543
don't be ridiculous, most people don't know how to fight, they just throw sloppy punches, you could knock a skinny dude out. Somewhere out there right now, a girl is knocking a dude out and considering whether or not to crush his balls with her shoe. That girl could be you.

>>8811561
>muh extreme outlier argument

>>8811554
I like being petite and skinny though, but being able to fight others and knock them down sounds fun as heck.

>>8811561
kek you're so fucking delusional. I'm 43kg, 164cm tall, even a 55kg 160cm manlet can just throw himself at me and kill me, regardless if I'm fit or not. It's fucking ridiculous, men should be nerfed.

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>>8811574
I know that feel. You should fight me someday, barehand and with swords, just for fun.

>>8811586
Time and place? I'd love to.

I'm just gonna leave this very relevant milf here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lrb8u-tQfE

>>8811390
>>8811405
I guess not falling into your trap of picking out a motive left you with nothing to say.

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>>8811593
Well I don't know. I bet you're murrikan or yuropoor, but if you're ever in Mexico City let's beat the shit out of each other.

>>8811621
I'll cross the border for you, anon.

>>8811298
>>8811349
WITH A HARD R

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>>8811626
I will be waiting.

>>8811522
There's a truscum/transmed/TERF section of tumblr, too, and every group fights with every other group and with themselves.

>>8811670
Tumblr has never really been much of anything worth looking out, but there are some pretty cute art blogs.

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>>8811586
>>8811593
>>8811621
>tfw no gf to fight

>>8811670
lgunity.tumblr.com is a pretty good Tumblr blog advocating against homophobia

>>8811686
>tfw no gf to fight and cuddle with afterwards

What does /lesgen/ think on the notion of there being someone for everyone? What about "if you try hard enough, you'll find someone"?

>>8811575
>43kg, 164cm
Well sure anyone could kick your ass if you're that skinny. Most girls could too because you have no muscles. You're too underweight to have any.

>>8811686
We should make a lesgen fight club. Imagine how hilarious it would look to an outsider, a bunch of chuuni nerds cat fighting and trying to hit each other with wooden sticks.

Did everyone forget about HEMA anon? She put up a pretty good fight with dudes.

>>8811709
If I was fit and of normal weight the situation would stil apply.

>>8811708
I wanna say it's bs but also there are a lot of people in relationships where it's like "how?????"
Maybe it won't be the perfect relationship, but you'll find at least ONE person out there to stay with your stanky ass, definitely.

>>8811710
I saw this weird lady fight club thing on Pornhub. It was all women around a ring of two women fighting the other to submission.

>>8811554
So cute, I bet I could pick you up and throw you in the ocean like I used to do with my birdboned roommate.

>>8811708
I agree with the former, but not necessarily the latter. I do think you can find someone to be content with though, even if they're not "the one".

>>8811718
I want HEMA anon to beat me up.

>>8811728
sounds nice, doesn't make me too hopeful though

>>8811710
I took kendo for a while, is that chuuni enough to get into this club?

>>8811731
You mean ultimate surrender? The best thing Kink produces?

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>>8811731
I like the idea. I bet every single one of the posters here could BTFO me into submission in less than a minute. Let's add a rule here though, the one who wins literally wins the other's body, that way she can do whatever thing with her.

>>8811735
S-scary. Why would you do that.

>>8811750
Are you Asian? If not that's top weeb and you qualify to enter the arena.

>>8811762
They made a serious of stuff like that... It's called ultimate submission or something like that.

>>8811779
There is no point if it isn't with lesgen posters though.

>>8811762
*series

>>8811783
Oh I see... I'd be down for that. I'm afraid I'd lose often, not like that's a bad thing.

>>8811789
>not like that's a bad thing
What if you lose against a greasy orc-ish butch?

>>8811795
Can't win them all

>>8811762
>S-scary. Why would you do that.
It's fun to see cute girls squeal, act huffy and try futilely to exact revenge (don't worry, I don't actually do it to anyone who is genuinely afraid of the water or doesn't want to swim).

>>8811766
Half, friends with one of the families that ran the dojo.

>>8811809
I would pay for that kind of entertainment.

>>8811762
i'd use my man strength to win and take your body for myself.

>>8811809
I would never let go of you so you would go down into the sea with me.

>>8811815
Throwing girls in the ocean or weeb stickfighting?

>>8811835
No trannies allowed. Vaginas will be inspected before every match. Neovaginas will have instant disqualification.

>>8811324
i'm not trans but i'm not sure i would mind waking up a guy, if i was attractive...

girls would come easier and i could have bio kids with my wife

>>8811879
waking up a guy? What is this?

>>8811841
Vicious!

>>8811894
Pervert

>>8811912
Swimming is best done naked after all.

>>8811879
You'd be a gross man and have a dick. Doesn't your experience of men as a woman tell you anything?

>>8811967
It's like a big bath

>>8811967
Stop being so lewd.

Realized I was a lesbian a few years ago, this summer about a month ago I got butterflies from a pretty girl touching me for the first time since then. I am a very emotionally reserved person when it comes o attraction, I always shut those feelings down in myself, and I have never dated or had a first kiss at 23 and never even had a crush on anyone I've actually gotten to know (only from a distance), so it was really unexpected.

I was sitting on a ledge, she was standing, we were eye to eye while talking and she put her hand on my thigh for a few seconds. I immediately experienced an unfamiliar emotion and when I tried to find a word for it, all I could come up with was "melting." I thought that I finally understood why people say that they can "melt" at a touch. I didn't react outwardly but it was kind of a big moment for me, emotionally closed off and inexperienced and avoidant, to feel that way. To really experience attraction towards someone. I don't know. But it made me feel so normal, like oh I can like people! And it made me feel vulnerable in a good way, like maybe after years of trying to convince myself that liking girls is okay my walls are finally starting to come down. I hope I can "melt" again some day.

>>8811695
If I ever convince some poor, hapless soul to date me, she better be ready for wrestle mania. 24/7 the thunder will roll.

>>8811710
Sounds like a wild time. I'm in.

>>8812022
that's adorable

>>8812022
>tfw you still haven't experienced this
I'm legit autistic so maybe that's why.

>>8812039
you're not alone anon

>>8812022
I legitimately believed I was asexual up until I was 17 because my logic was, I don't like guys so I don't like anyone! But realized I was lesbian since then. Still >tfw no gf.

>>8811990
Better! You shouldn't splash in a large bath.

>>8812014
But why?

>>8812087
>But why?
Because it turns me on.

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Are we really even lesbians if >tfw no gf

>>8812117
We're girls* that like girls only**, aren't we?

*cis
**no bishits

>>8812119
It just feels like there's no point if there's it's always going to be no gf

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>>8812117
:(

>>8812127
I've never even met another Les girl irl... is there even a point

>>8812126
But when you get that perfect gf you hit the jackpot. There is absolutely no source of happiness better than being a lesbian with the perfect gf.

>>8812130
Jesus, how can you not know somebody of your own sexuality?

>>8812149
I feel like that'll never happen. There's nothing like that even beginning to take shape and it feels so far away if it could ever even happen

>>8812116
What's wrong with that?

>>8812157
Whatever happens. It's better than having to put up with men.

>>8812182
Would being alone forever really be better than putting up with men. I have no interest but even just the companionship. I guess I could never really feel like a man could be my significant other. I just want a cute girl to cuddle :(

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>>8812167
I don't have a gf to ease the hornyness with.

>>8812208
I'm tired of being lonely but it's not something i can change a ton :c

>>8812208
That's what your fingers are for

Hey clg, gaygen user here with a question.

Is there a racial hierarchy among rezubians?

>>8812227
Fingers don't cuddle me afterwards :(

>>8812149
>There is absolutely no source of happiness better than being a lesbian with the perfect gf.
More details please. I want to hear about this specific happiness.

>>8812240
Hmm, you got me there.

>>8812149
Me too, please detail the happiness you found with your perfect lesbian gf

>>8812227
It's not the same. I want to feel the warmth and presence of a qt.

>>8812230
White = east asian > latina > other asian > sandnigger > nigger

>>8812117
I know how you feel cis...
>tfw never had a gf

God damn I want to be held

>>8812267
Lets just ecuddle until we can get the real stuff

>>8812230
Personally I think out of gay men, straight people, and lesbians, lesbians have the least strong racial preferences. I think there is less emphasis on appearance overall, which could be why many are overweight? But even though lesbians don't have strong racial preferences and certainly you would never see "no blacks no asians" like on Grindr on a lesbian app, the weaker preference probably follows the same unfortunate trend everywhere, ie black women are seen as less desireable and white and possibly Asian as more desirable.

>tfw no stronk grill to take me by force

>tfw no girl.

>>8812259
Don't we all

>>8812265
What if you're southeast Asian but you're pale and look east Asian?

>>8812323
As long as you don't play a joke
and put peepee in my coke
we're good.

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>>8812286
>>8812283
feels bad

>>8812280
I agree with this. I think interracial is sometimes even considered superior or sth, but I do agree black women can be undervalued by some groups... I wonder if Orange is the New Black affected racial pref in the lesbian community though. Cuz I don't think anyone would devalue Poussey.

>>8812333
lets just browse /an/ to get rid of the bad feels

>>8812337
There are attractive black girls for sure but within the pool of "attractive girls" they probably comprise the smallest proportion.

I'm Asian and my crushes have been Asian, Asian, and White-Hispanic in that order.

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>>8812348
sounds like a plan

>>8812348
>go to /an/
>read threads filled with people molesting their cats in heat and dolphins raping people
A magical place.

>>8812362
I-It's better than feeling like this :(

>>8811235
Been thinking about it too. I will if you do.

>>8812337
>wonder if Orange is the New Black affected racial pref in the lesbian community though
This is an interesting idea. Exposure to diversity has been shown to make people less racist and see a wider variety of faces as attractive so it's a definite possibility!

>>8812350
Hmm. I'm white, my major crushes have been white, Filipino, black(mixed), Hispanic, then white again. I think my attraction is pretty widespread race-wise, and any misgivings I have are cultural or ""cultural"" differences.

>>8812350
I'm White as well... My only crushes have been on white and latina girls

>>8812414
How does that compare to the demographics of your neighborhood/city though? Like, sure, I didn't crush on many black chicks in school BUT that's at least partially because there was, like, 2.

>>8812116
Anon, why are you turned on by the idea of mutual drowning?

>>8812348
Join the /an/ discord for some extra fun.

>>8812488
Nah, /an/ isn't actually helping this feel :(

>>8812492
If /an/ isn't helping, then there is no saving you.

>>8812512
:(

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>>8812525
Tell me, anon. Why don't you have a qt gf?

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so sad tonight because no gf how do i deal? i ran out of candles, alcohol and chocolate so I don't know what hacks there are to feel a little less sad.

>>8812570
Because I'm not really in a place where I can find one. I'm still in high school so there's not tons of girls openly lesbian or even that know they like girls. I'm not even very cute to begin with.

>>8812582
Throw yourself into a book/TV series/game

>>8812584
>high school
GTFO underage fag

>>8812596
I'm a senior and 18 :(

>>8812601
Sure you are.

I wish there was a show were a lesbian would review gay clubs and give the local scoop. A lesbian travel show like where the best place to eat after the club is. What nights are the liveliest or have the best shows. Yelp sucks.

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>>8812609
>where the best place to eat after the club is
the closest place that is open, obviously

>>8812617
The reason I like to go to a gay club even when I'm in a relationship is because there we don't draw attention.
It's so nice to be able to sit shoulder to shoulder and feed each other without getting stared at. That is the only thing I miss about SoHo. It's so fucking gay no one cares. So I'd want to eat at a gay run business to not make a scene.

>>8812582
It is interesting to me that women tend to eat when they are depressed whereas men tend to masturbate

>>8812230
Long story short, yes but less so than either straights or gay men.
https://theblog.okcupid.com/how-your-race-affects-the-messages-you-get-39c68771b99e
You can read it for the exact hierarchy. It's pretty similar across all groups. This is the US, it'd be different for other countries of course.

>>8812651
How do you know the latter statistic?

>>8812609
The best to eat is the girl you meet there, surely.

>>8812255
>>8812246
It's contentment, joy. Each time you see her you feel like you just won the lottery again.

>>8812666
I hope I win the lottery soon then

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The Brave Witches OVA was 5/5 bretty gay.

No one here besides me still follows the franchise, right? That's a shame, but I won't endorse it since BW TV really sucked ass in comparison to SW TV.

>>8812729
is it a gay anime?

>>8812601
>Because I'm not really in a place where I can find one. I'm still in high school so there's not tons of girls openly lesbian or even that know they like girls. I'm not even very cute to begin with.

I just started college and it's the same way.

>>8812764
It feels like there's no way to find people. All the people at GSA are and have always been straight/bi girls

>>8812651
I'm a woman who struggles with over-eating and binge-eating... I will say, sometimes I eat because I'm sexually frustrated. Which is, like, the opposite of effective, making me fatter and less likely to find a sexual partner and/or be able to perform good sex. Sometimes I wonder if I could lose weight if every time I wanted to eat my feelings I could just perform oral instead... lol

>>8812768
>be me
>join GSA
>become GSA president senior year
>starting hanging out with lesbian vp
>ask her out on a date, she says yes
>lose virginity to her
>be the lesbian power couple of our club
>graduate high school
>gf is a year behind me, so she's now pres
>visit her every other weekend
>eventually break up
>I'm sad

>>8812777
>oral fixation
try sucking on a pacifier and cycle on a stationary bike?

Sometimes when I'm horny I watch porn on my phone while on a stair stepper machine.

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>>8812756
There has been canon lesbian sex in one of the novels plus that and the animated series are filled with gayness and you can count the witches that are canon straight and bisexual with one hand, but judge for yourself.

>>8812791
I really don't know if I'd prefer to have loved somebody and broken up or to have never even felt that kind of love. It seems heartbreaking. I just want cuddles NOW

>>8812804
that sounds interesting, I'll have to give it a watch then!

>>8812729
I really like the insignia design, for squadrons and individuals, but I don't follow the franchise.

>>8812799
A pacifier is not the same. Also, I'm not an ADB. Nor looking to get overbite. Jeeeeez. I probably should look into non-caloric ways to fix my oral fixation...
Lol @ watching porn on the stair stepper. I don't think I could manage that, since I'm always either like half a step ahead or half a step behind and would probably fall and bust my face if I tried. I guess I should consider listening to erotica at the gym, though, hmm...

>>8812791
Sounds like my seito kaichou animu but with yuri.

>>8812819
The insignias are great, there was this /a/non (that I think is actually from /k/) who made them in patches and shipped them to other anons, including from other anime like C3-bu.

>>8812812
I think it is better to have "loved and lost." We dated for 2 years and have now been broken up for a bit over 6 months and I think I'm mostly over it now. I enjoy being single over the stress that our relationship became.
Although now I'm kind of back in "I want someone" mode, even tho my life is a mess and I probably shouldn't try to date until it's less of one.
>>8812828
I wish I was a weeb wannabe mangaka growing up because then I could write yuri based on my life.

>>8812841
That's awesome, I love slightly stealth stuff like that. There's a cute series of mess kit style metal cups featuring them but I wouldn't know which one to get.

>>8812851
>There's a cute series of mess kit style metal cups featuring them but I wouldn't know which one to get.
You're got the link? I don't think I ever saw these. Now that I'm getting a job I could actually buy stuff like this.

>>8812858
>You're
Please excuse my awful language skills at night. I found one steel mug with the 501st insignia but that's the only one.

>>8812373
I probably won't join it, since I'm thinking of moving soon. Also, low self-esteem. Also, it's like all attached to your insta or fb or whatever? So I think I need to start posting cooler things on instagram first lolll

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>>8812871
What do you mean?

>>8812858
If you search amiami for "brave witches mug" they should come up. Aw they're super cute, I want one all over again.

>>8812887
I would buy 6 of those, but since that's overkill I guess I would get Krupi's, Nippa's and the one with the 502nd insignia. They should have popped out for Eila and Sanya too, considering they shoved their OVA into the BW series.

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>>8812246
>>8812255
You get to wake up still cuddled into her back and hug her as she groans and turns off her alarm. You kiss her soft, naked body and slowly wake up together. Then you shower together and wash each other's backs because it's sweet and easier if someone else does it for you. You talk to her and kiss her as she dries her hair. You don't like hair dryers so you pass on that and go downstairs with her and eat breakfast on your cheap second or fourthhand couch. You watch videos with her and watch her play video games while you study or do homework. You'll occasionally lay on her lap and fall asleep. She will use you as a mousepad and cuddle you when you wake up. Then she goes to work and you go to school. You email her all through the day and she calls you on her way home. The call will drop at least twice but you get used to it and hearing her voice makes the annoyance of call drops worth it. You hug and kiss her when she comes home and move to the bedroom for cuddles, sleep, and sex (if no one has a headache or period or something). That's a typical day in my life and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

>>8812907
I like the one with a bear and a wrench. Maybe they'll be released later, merch is often pumped out in phases

>>8812939
I sure hope so. I would be excited of being able to buy some Eila merchandise. One day I will get her latest figma.

>>8812946
Figmas are fun. Make sure to get her a Sanya so she won't be lonely.

>>8812955
I will try. They're expensive.

>>8812964
You could buy used?

>>8812999
For like 10 bucks less? Maybe, but I don't want to touch something that was probably jizzed. Figmas aren't really expensive but shipping to Mexico is, sometimes you have to pay up to almost twice the price of the thing you're ordering. Thinking about buying scales makes me shiver.

>>8812768
>It feels like there's no way to find people. All the people at GSA are and have always been straight/bi girls
Definitely feel this way too. I don't like associating myself with other LGBT people, who are usually cringey and social justice-y for me, but I doubt I can find a girl into girls anywhere else except LGBT events. Maybe you can make a Tinder? I plan to some time as the girls at my college are decently good, though I go to a college with 40,000+ students.

My school's gender + sexuality center focuses too much on social justice, POC, queer, and trans people.

>>8813014
Well that is a risk, yeah. You could think of it as rescuing her from future hotgluing? Sometimes you can get them for half price. Wew, that only happens to me when I want heavy books fast. Or when non-banned forwarding services were hard to find. Maybe a forwarder would be better for you? The EMS rates should be the same for Mexico.

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>>8812930
I can't even imagine how great your life must be.

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>>8813050
Well that's something I will need to try.

Goodnight, CanKan.

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>>8813053
I hope you're able to come back here and post your own stories someday, anon. Find someone who loves to cook with and for you, someone who loves the sunshine and growing tiny herbs and flowers, someone who loves all animals.. really just find your sweetheart. I'm cheering for you and all clg anons.

>>8813059
G'night.

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>>8813075
Where am I suppose to find a girl like that, anon? WHERE??

>>8811297
>>McBurger stuck in a foreign country
what, nuh uh

>>8812609
Maybe you would enjoy "Gaycation" which is a travel show starring Ellen Page. In each episode she and her co-host look at LGBT life in different places.

>>8812777
Ooh I just listened to a podcast episode on binge eating. I have a strained relationship with food as well. My heart goes out to you. Hope you get the help and relief you need.

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>>8813140
I found mine here in clg. Keep your options open, you never know what you will find by simply saying 'yes.' Hell, I already have work lined up for next summer just by saying 'yes.' You never know where a simple word can lead you. Be willing to try new things. Don't be unwilling to try long distance. It sucks but makes living together so much more satisfying.

I've never expected/sought out anything I have, fiance, friends, good job opportunities.. but I have always been open to new experiences. These people and opportunities naturally gravitated toward me I guess. I know it's easier said than done but I hope at least some part of these blogposts is helpful.

>>8813163
>first episode is about Tokyo

Thanks! Looks interesting!

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>>8813174
I want a clg qt gf too.

>>8813269
i-i can be ur qt clg gf

>>8813295
Are you 23+ years old and around 5'0-5'5?
If so, let's date!

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I want to eat her so badly. Why does pucci have to possess my mind like this.

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>>8813380
one day at a time, before you know it you're going to pin her down and ravage her

Being gay is a fucking scam. I didn't ask to crush on girls who would never like me back or experience loneliness and bitterness about my love life. Or ask for insecurity about being a gross creepy lesbian that keeps on liking straight girls. I'm literally never getting a girlfriend and might as well stay in the closet forever and pretend to be nornal.

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>>8811466
>Peeps the tranny
I still don't believe that is her/she is a tranner.

>>8812582
Isn't that an Aerosmith cover?

>>8813661
>mentally ill stare
>those eyebrows
>ugly
git /taste/ and stop posting this filth

>>8813514
mfw bi master race

What kind of foot wear is /clg/'s go to for their daily look? (I know we all wear different shoes depending on the outfit I am asking what your most worn pair looks like, or is.)

>>8813514
can't you just like, join a female volleyball or a softball team or something, the odds of the qt girl you find there also looking for a qt girl gotta increase dramatically

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>>8813696
Waterproof black ankle boots for most of the year, we get like 8 months of rainy weather instead of spring/fall/winter.

>>8813696
Truthfully? Mostly old fuzzy slippers around the house. If I go out, it's mostly for work which I wear heels for most of the time, all kinds of brands but I guess the most common I own are Bandolino and Etienne Aigner.
Casual wear, that really depends on the weather, outfit etc. I guess my favorite at the moment at my Ecco Flash brown sandals which I'll stop wearing soon now that it's getting colder.

>>8813696
I'm only allowed to wear closed-toe non-cloth sneakers to work. Since I basically live where I work, that's pretty much all I wear. On those rare occasions that I do venture out, I wear sandals or loafers.

>>8813709
Surely that's the last thing to do if you want to avoid being a creepy lesbian?

>>8813802
Wow, no wonder you're single if you thinking joining a sports team is creepy. It's who you hit on and how that matters. The point of joining those teams is there are lesbians already there.
Just don't be a dumbass and hit on obviously straight girls or ones clearly out of your league.
Compared to guys, women are a lot more discreet and careful hitting on each other. This is partly why we're more accepted. In fact if we go too far one way, we err on not trying to flirt enough or obvious enough for someone to get a hint.

>>8813781
>fuzzy slippers around the house.
Sounds comfy. Wish I could wear slippers around my house but my pupper will destroy them. He always finds a way to destroy my stuff when I'm not there.

Polyanon here! Tell me the latest rumors and stuff

I can't wait until women can have spermless conception again so we can kill all men.

>>8813857
Gee I wonder why sane people hate lesbians.

>>8813873
>doesn't get satire
wew lad

>>8813854
How are you liking your new house? No new rumors that can't be summarize with reading the recent news from the threads. Clg remains the same pretty much.

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>>8813857
>again

>>8813514
>gross creepy lesbian
DUUUUDE. This is my insecurity, and the source of my internalized homophobia/self-hatred when I came out to myself at 15-16.
I'm *mostly* over it, after coming out at 17 and then dating a girl IRL, but it's still there in the back of my mind, that I'm dirty pervert for daring to find a (assumed straight) woman attractive.
Sometimes I wonder if this is part of why, in HS, I was better at accepting my attraction for butch women, since they're read as gay.

>>8813880
I bet you'd tell me /pol/ is satire too.

>>8813696
Hiking boots and tennis shoes.

>>8813953
It's unironic satire.

Am I the only one who finds /pol/ hilarious? When they are contained to their own board, of course. Unfortunately they've become a cancer greater than /b/ ever was.

>>8813962
Yeah, I can't enjoy /pol/ because they're cancer that infects the other boards. Can't go to /sci/ without /pol/-tier bigotry in the comments... or even here in /lgbt/ occasionally.
And /pol/ opinions, even if they start as hyperbolic or satirical, do sometimes trickle down and affect people here. At least it feels that way.

>>8813962
The problem with /pol/ is that it usually does start off as ironic satire, but that kind of humor almost always attracts those that actually believe shit like Hollywood trying to wipe out the white race or some vaccine turning kids gays or whatever, which after you realize there's a bunch of people who do believe that makes it all way less funny and way more sad.

Also its those people who usually spread to other boards like wildfire and shit them up.

>>8814008
This. I could find that shit funny before I realized this.

>>8812022
Vulnerability can be a good thing. Going through life as a locked box is no way to live at least.

>>8813962
Kill the jews lolol!

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>>8814071
Upboated!

>>8813514
>>8813940
How do we make it better, /clg/?

>>8813962
>>8814008
I wonder if /pol/ would support a chaste and western-presenting multicultural state over a hedonist libertine white ethnostate, or vice-versa. If they couldn't have race, or they couldn't have culture, what would they choose?

>>8813940
>internalized homophobia
This term only exists as a means to force homosexuals to abandon empathy and self-reflection. It's not internalized, straight girls just don't want to fuck you anymore than you want to fuck men.

>>8814083
kek good joke fellow roper!

>>8814140
Pretty sure race > culture because they think race makes the culture.

>>8814154
I used to feel like a dirty predator for daring to find a straight girl attractive. And, yeah, I guess I don't think that men who are attracted me as dirty predators, so it isn't logical to feel that way (or to have felt that way).
I call it "internalized homophobia" because while it is based in my general issues with self-esteem, I feel that lesbian=pervert is a homophobic thought.

>>8814164
>tfw fascist governments always get randy about sexual expression due to the conflict with duties of family so you'd never have lesbian nazi burlesque houses in clean whites-only streets, and honorary aryan geishas in the east
/pol/ is right about social cohesion needing all these normie breeders, and the nazi aesthetics are better than the postmodernist junkfest we have now. Maybe I could go to Paris and enjoy it for once. Hell I'd have a kid or two for the army if that was the entry fee.

>>8814194
>lesbian = pervert is a homophobic thought
I thought the lesbian stereotype was we were giant assholes, and gay MEN are the perverts.

>>8814240
I think "lesbians are giant assholes" is a more modern stereotype, after being more accepted.

>>8814240
i think it's less of a stereotype and more of a guilt-thing lesbians feel growing up, for example, i'd have girl friends say "i'd never invite a lesbian to a sleepover, could you imagine? she might try something." and when you're 12 and insecure that makes you feel like a mega-creep.

>>8814292
Funnily enough I'm pretty sure I did say homophobic shit like that when I was 11-12. Then puberty hit me like a freight train and that's when I realized all I really want is to convince my best friend to take off her shirt and cuddle on the couch for like 3 hours

>>8814337
I kept spouting homophobic stuff for shits and giggles despite knowing I was a lesbian until one dude told me that I was probably gay for hating gays. Totally retarded but I didn't want to get found out so I stopped.

>>8813857
We shouldn't wait too long. They are a disease.

>>8813873
>y chromosome triggered
Kill yourself male.

This just in: not being proud of being gay is due to external factors that made you insecure. The truth is, people like pretty lesbians and a femme cis lesbian goldstar is the only perfection to exist.

>>8814253
I've run across both. That lesbians are creeps who peep on straight girls and that they're man-hating bitches who are assholes to everyone.

I've had girls tell me not to hit on them before when they find out that I'm gay, but when I say they aren't my type they get offended. If I let a guy down easy or get annoyed with him when he keeps persisting, I'm a bitch who hates men. But if I'm nice or friendly, I'm a bitch for leading him on. It's almost like no matter what you do, it's wrong. It's confusing.

>>8814391
Its not wrong. They are wrong. Remember that.

Hey anons, how would you react to a lingerie pic from your 1 month old gf?

>>8814571
Why is an infant wearing lingerie and dating people???

>>8814571
I'm super paranoid about cyber security and whatnot, so while it would be sexy I would also stress over it. It's sad, because nudes+related are fun but at the end of the day can you really truly ever trust someone, or your cell provider/icloud/fb/snapchat/whatever, to not share it on purpose or accident?

>>8814571
I'd think someone had kidnapped her and forced her to.
She's still a timid person today: One month into our relationship there'd be no way I would get even as much as a photo of her nose.

>>8814228
>implying nazis wouldn't round us all up and force us into state-mandated breeding programs or comfort women roles

How to take a good picture for Tinder/HER? I think I'm relatively cute being skinny and petite but other girls are just so pretty I can't compete :<

>>8814652
Stand out in other ways then. Experiment with more uncommon hairstyles and clothing options, something to catch the eye.

>>8814654
>uncommon hairstyles and clothing options
Is there a way to do this without looking like the typical ~queer~ girl

>>8814652
Best photos are doing something in an environment, including social (where it's clear it's you) and outside pics, not just a boring selfie.

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>>8814667
Be an anime

>>8814667
Play with colours? Find some colour charts and lay out some outfits based on each, then search for images about different hairstyles and decide what you like best.

The point is to still get "you" across and not a odd attempt at duplicating a gothic lolita model or something like that.

Sometimes it can also help to have a prop. Coffee mug, university pin, beer bottle, etc. Something that shows people you aren't just a internet hobo.

>>8814679
What the fuck no. Looks like an FTM that took her yaoi obsession too seriously.

>>8814676
>tfw no friends to take a social pic with

>>8814702
I'm gonna tell SuperButterBuns what you said...

>>8814702
>tfw no friends to take a social pic with

I don't like these pics of a group of people that were clearly just taken to show off the group. Also I feel like it invades my friends' privacy if I put such a picture on a dating profile. Environmental/outside pics are good though, you could take one of you just doing something in the outside world.

>>8814699
>internet hobo

Kek

>>8814729
Would a pic of me standing outside next to a landmark be good? That way I can just get a friend to take a pic of me.

>>8814752
Yes! It's also helpful if you have slight photo manipulation skills (saturation, contrast, light levels, etc) to give it that slightly more "professional" look.

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Wow, I found my first tranny. Should I go for her?

>>8814800
If you like her? By the way you phrased it it sounds like you want to murder her or something. If that's the case, do not go for her.

>>8814800
Post his pic. With that height (which he's probably lying about) the dude must be a hon.

>>8814814
Sarcasm my dude. I'd never date a tranny. He's 1.2 miles away, probably living in the dorm next to mine.

>>8814820
>5'11"
>trans female
>lesbian
A G P
G
P

>>8814829
Yeah but post the pic so we can laugh at him.

>>8814841
Here ya go, hoping this doesn't get me banned.

>>8814849
Let me guess, computer science? He's got that "I'm mentally ill and in STEM" face.

>>8814849
>>8814859
IMO it looks like she's trying. Sucks for her that she's 5'11" tho, cuz she kinda passes as a geeky-af homeschooler

>>8814829
>implying any non-AGP tranners even know this board exists

>>8814650
>implying that doesn't sound hot af
I'm only here because bigen is all gay dudes creeping.

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>>8814873
>she

>>8814885
Fuck off.

>>8814729
The point of including a pic with friends is to show that people can tolerate you enough to be around you. It's pretty lame when all someone has is selfies.
>friends' privacy
So cut most of them out or pick a photo where you can't see them very well, like wearing hats and shades.

>>8814873
>IMO it looks like he's trying.
So what?

>wake up to gf doing lewd things to my sleeping body
>"you've got about an hour to stop that, then I'm calling the cops."
>spend the whole morning fuggin
life is good

>>8814841
>>8814849
Public shaming people's dating profiles is a special kind of heartless, I hope y'all grow out of it.

>>8814903
What if all my friends are cuter than me?

>tfw at least you have a decent butt

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>>8814800
>install HER last night
>first like is a non-passing MtF

>>8814958
What's the big deal? They're never gonna see it here and no anons are gonna contact these guys.

>>8814972
>They're never gonna see it here and no anons are gonna contact these guys.
Setting aside the naivete of both those statements, what makes you think screenshots wouldn't spread further? How can you grow up with the internet and not understand how easy it is for information to spread?

>>8814958
t. het man

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>>8814964
>install HER last night
>realize a pic is necessary
>hate getting pics taken, have no nice recent ones
>gonna have to take a selfie

>>8814997
Implying only het men have empathy isn't very lesbian of you.

>>8814999
>whining over anyone having a few laughs at a dating profile
>empathy
As expected you don't know the meaning of the word.

>>8815013
>I-it's just a prank bro
If you're going to have a laugh about such things you should do so in a more private context. Though that might require you to have actual friends.

>>8814988
Go tell him then you whiny male.

>>8814998
I feel like i look better irl than in pictures.

>>8813953
>>8815025
Back already Matt?

>>8815045
You first, Erik

>>8815045
A return to the meme that never worked.

>>8815037
>Go tell him then you whiny male.
>>8814999

>>8815052
It's the same whiny tranner with no sense of humor.

>>8815065
No actually, but you've always been bad at seeing anything other than yourself.

>>8814921
Not saying you need to suck her feminine penis or anything, leave that for the bi and "queer" ppl of the world, but I don't see any reason to mock her.

>>8814964
Stay on the app, mtf's aren't the only ones with low enough self esteem to date you :-)

>>8815084
Okay I feel kind of bad saying that
t. Fat ugly lesbian stereotype person

>>8815077
>but I don't see any reason to mock him.
He's a man dressing up as a woman and telling us to act like that's not creepy.

Now I feel bad for posting their selfie.

Question: is makeup a strict requirement for girls? I use only enough to make a natural look.

>>8815132
No, a natural look is fine.

>>8815151
That's good. I see lots of girls (regardless of sexuality) wear full foundation, filled in brows, perfect eyeliner and mascara which admittedly looks good. Girls who do this tend to be prettier but I'd feel hypocritical expressing this when I only wear minimal concealer, mascara, and lightly filled in brows.

>>8814800
>>8814849
This is why people hate you all.

>>8815276
Read the rest of the responses before making the same type of generalizations clg is guilty of. That shit only perpetuates the hate.

>>8815287
I'm always glad to perpetuate hate, against shitty people who deserve it

>>8815293
What about the people censuring the anons you quoted? Are they included in your 'you all'?

>>8815107
d/a do you also go around point out ugly, or overweight women on Her?

How would you like it if someone belittled you for a medical condition you have no control over?

>>8815394
God damn moralfags. Stay in reddit.

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>>8815132
What, no. I only wear makeup to job interviews myself. Shit makes me feel fake and gross, and I don't think I look any more attractive with it on, just weird and different.

>>8815394
>on a website only the dregs of society use
You forgot this part.

I wouldn't care because I wouldn't know about it, and if I did, I still wouldn't care because of the aforementioned dreggishness of the posters.

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>>8815459
>on a website only the dregs of society use
Cool so we're all shit. Lets just shit on each other for eternity in here and prove them right? Some decent people use this just for the anon part. but w.e

Fucking useless cissies. Go bleed to death from your fucking piss hole you are so proud of.

Happy.

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>>8815605
>Go bleed to death from your fucking piss hole you are so proud of.
this shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did

>woke up early
>exfoliated face
>straightened hair
>did makeup

I didn't even go out today. I've been in my room all day doing homework :(

>>8815634
Dress for success anon. Plenty of science that shows you will be more productive if you get properly dressed and cleaned to meet the day vs just laying around in your pjs

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>>8815634
Sometimes I like to dress up to just lay around at home, too. School work sucks, though. Glad I've moved past that.

>>8815682
Still in my pajamas though, sweatshirt and sweatpants since my dorm is always cold as fuck.

>>8815690
Luckily my classes are really easy, it's just that the work is boring and time consuming.

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I can't even go outside without my mom, how will I even work 2 hours away from her? I'm gonna fucking die. What do I even do? Please help.

>>8815721
Umm... how old are you and are you in therapy?

>>8815747
22, no.

>>8815721
You're old enough to drink, vote, gamble, fuck, and own a firearm
You can do it

>>8815785
What if I have a crazy episode when alone? I will die.

>>8815863
Just how crazy can you get?
so long as you're not running around in your underwear babbling like a retard, you should be alright

>>8815873
Thinking crazy shit like I'm gonna die right there or someone is gonna kill me, which puts me in a state of fear and I'm unable to do anything.

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>>8815605
>he thinks we bleed from the same place we pee

>>8815895
try to remember an obscure fact
it'll help you focus when you're stressed and is a convenient icebreaker
>Fanta was invented by the Nazis
>chocolate chip cookies were an accident
>it's called a 'dime-bag' because they're used for coin collecting

>>8815936
fucking trannies

I actually didn't know we have 3 holes down there until age 12. I didn't know what a vagina was. That fact shook me.

>tfw almost hooked up with roommate last night
>she was in my lap and her lips were on my neck
>we hear other roommate trying to open the front door
>we break apart before she gets in
>rest of the night is completely normal
>pretty much only thing she says to me before she left for work this morning was joking about daydrinking
>she just got in from work and we're watching tv together like normal and neither of us are acknowledging anything
Guess I fucked up

>>8814955
Details, anony.

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>>8815895
Serious question, did your mom isolate you from the world a lot as a kid? Did she remind you that she's the only one able to protect you and that everyone is out to get you?

>>8815063
Idc what you say or think little man.

>>8815964
Spreading yourself open is surreal

>>8815988
>Spreading yourself open is surreal
Sounds hot.

I also used to think girls had balls— I thought breasts were balls cause they're round like a ball. Luckily I'll never find out how real balls look like cause I'm gaaaaaay.

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>>8815895
You have to get over your fear of dying, anon. It's the only way.

>>8815964
Reminds me of that OITNB episode. I don't know how women could use a tampon, pee, and not figure out there's another hole though.

>>8816051
I don't use tampons. Not like I spent my childhood staring at my crotch either.

I just want to say I feel totally bamboozled by the media, I went through all this trouble to take estrogen for years and try to look cute and realized today I was in the middle of a forest looking at hand made art with lots of cats on it and sitting around eating vegan nachos while making period jokes feeling a little out of places because I was the only one there not in hiking boots.

What gives srsly

>>8816071
That does sound like a nightmarish tranny dream.

>>8816056
Well ok so when i pee it seems like it hurries it along more. And you cant really feel the hole. Each time im on my period i gotta piss and shit so might as well sit my ass on the toilet for a full 8 hours.

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>>8816114
Trust it was like why aren't there pillow fights and school girl outfits

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>>8815717
>the work is boring and time consuming.

I feel you on that. I couldn't stand busy work when I was in school myself.

>>8815967
>tfw no roommate to have ambiguous relationship with

>>8816114
Period shits are the worst. TMI but here's a cool period life hack I discovered: on your first day, sit on the toilet and push as much blood out of you as you can. Then with more gone at the beginning, the rest of your period goes by quicker.

>>8816148
Right now we're reviewing stoichiometry & gas laws, which our first exam will be over. It's so easy I might end up not studying but then again, it's college and everyone warns you about that first test ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

>>8816149
Yeah my mom told me to do that. Since then I've devoted the beginning to that. The first two days are the worst for me. Nothing is worse than feeling it leak out of you in gobs. I get so paranoid about leaks. Lately i've been light. But black. And its been around 12 days. Im worried.

>>8816135
Tranners often have sad fantasies about female life AND lesbianism. "IM JUST SOOO GAAAAY." male brain logic.

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>>8816149
>on your first day, sit on the toilet and push as much blood out of you as you can.