I have a 31 yr old bottom on the way to my house. He'll

>>8801619
God damn. Never date anyone 2+ years older/younger than you.

>>8801625
Yeah I'm pretty sure they're just gonna fuck.

>>8801619
Do you have any sedatives?

>>8801625
I'm not going to date him, just fuck him. Why shouldn't i tho?

>>8801635
No, i had weed but i smoked it all.
>>8801637
Thank you.

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>>8801619
never meet up just for sex, just watch a movie, eat something, cuddle and if you want you fug

>>8801640
I'm sure that's good advice, why tho?

>>8801640
t. incel frog poster

>>8801634
Well I used
>date
to not call him a whore directly.
>>8801636
Why should you? Can't you find someone your age to feel less "gap" between you? Anyway, 31 gay male? HIV+ most likely.

>>8801647
You know what's a meme we need to stop with? Morality. Arrogant ass fuckers think they know everything.

Fuck that sudo daddy rough and hard honey.

>>8801647
I've spent about a week on a local gay chat trying to find someone who looks half decent and doesn't beat around the bush for 12 hours.

>i'm a whore
I am kind of ok with this.

>>8801619
Glub glub on that dick dude

>>8801644
because it's his first experience, you fucking retard
>>8801645
fag
>>8801653
>sudo
I fucking hate americans so much

>>8801651
I WAS CURIOUS OK? :C

>>8801661
>bitter virgin giving sex advice

>>8801661
>because it's his first experience, you fucking retard
OP here, i posted that question.

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>>8801638
np bby, you got dis c;

>>8801651
You know what meme we REALLY need to stop with? Hedonism

>>8801663
>virgin
>on a /lgbt/ board
ok buddy, that offends me so much

>>8801675
>>8801676
>I hate sex and people who have it
>now let me tell you all about it
Okay pastor.

Pls someone calm me down i'm shitting myself waiting here. Some reassuring words please.

What should i say if it doesn't do it for me and i stay soft?

>>8801680
Nigger, it's his first experience, my advice to calm him down is to first spend a little time with the person he wants to have sex with before jumping in bed with him

>>8801696
just say you want to cuddle for a bit and go soft

>>8801698
I will listen to this advice.
>>8801701
We're gonna do it on a mattres on my absement's floor, there's not much to do while cuddling. no tv, etc.

I'm that much of a whore

>>8801698
That's not what "never" means anon.

What should i expect guys?

He's here, i don't expect this to take too long, if the thread's still (and anyone gives half a shit) alive i'll update.

>>8801768
poopdicklol

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>>8801777
This board moves super slow, it'll be here.

Also lucky trips!

>>8801777
of course you should update, nice trips btw

>>8801657
Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike whores. My best friend is professional prostitute and she is the most honest person you'd ever know.
>>8801651
It's just the older you get the more chances of catching something you had. It's cold math not a meme.

>>8801619
post a pic of his ass in briefs
for science

op here he just left. Not much happened, will tell more after a bath.

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>>8801968
>after a bath
>>8801778

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>>8802023
I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but no. He just left saliva all over me and a stinky finger.

This is goind to be a dissapointing story and a dissapointing thread, so i'm not gonna bother greentexting.

He came, he was a bit too forward i offered him some tea while trying to chat. The water wasn't even warm and he was already giving me the SUCC, even though i'm soft as wool because of the nerves.
We go downstairs and get naked, he tries everything to get me hard, and eventually does by talking dirty. I have a bit of a dom side so the kinky shit he was saying made me hard, but i had to think of an ex-gf to try to keep the boner, but i went soft again.
I realized my fear of dick was the source of my nerves so i decide to just blow him a bit.

I gotta say i didn't expect it to be so... chewey, also it was practically tasteless, after a lifetime of having a dick i was expecting a very present taste.

The thing is than in doing that i lost my fear of dicks, which i quickly realized was also the source of my curiosity. So now i'm relaxed but completly not feeling it. He was really forgiving, understanding and pacient, plus he really tried hard, so i ended up fingering his ass and licking his nipples while he jacked off, as a courtesy for him coming here and then me not delivering.

Turns out i'm not as bi as i thought. I wonder if traps will still make me hard.

Thanks to everyone for the advice, sorry to dissapoint you, at least i found out i'm not just into dudes and that i give decent head. Even though that last part might have been him being nice.

>>8802088
Also, he fondled my balls so hard they still hurt a little.

>>8802088
it could have been way worse fellow bidude

Do you think if you met a more chill and submissive guy, it would be more satisfying & exciting for you?
Frankly, hooking up stresses me to much: "wtf is this new place? is the guy clean? oh, I forgot to ask his name! etc. plenty of anxious thoughts and I can't totally relax". It might not be your thing too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>8801647
>>8801838
> screening for STIs by age exclusion
> not just asking people for test results

>Bottom is older than the top

HARAM

>>8802325
I want a daddy musclebear bottom so bad. Also, good for you OP, stick to grills, maybe try something with a MtF once in a while

>>8802147
>Do you think if you met a more chill and submissive guy, it would be more satisfying & exciting for you?
I don't think so, this is going to sound faggy even for this boards but i didn't get the same sparks that i get when i get body contact with a girl.

>hooking up stresses me to much
me too, never again.

>>8802485
Thank you, and i might.

>>8801619
You'll be fine, he'll talk you through it, believe me he wants it more than you do.

>>8801696
you should have cleaned out your ass long ago

>>8801619
Sex is for whores with no self-control.
True men date.

>>8802325
fuck off

>>8801625
This.

Don't fuck that old pozzed slut, OP. You WILL regret this.