A spirit offers you a deal: your ideal body in exchange for becoming

>>8797434
>your ideal body
Magic not required.

Hit the gym

>>8797446
>Magic not required
It is for tranners and manlets

>>8797446
Which workout do I use to lose 8 inches of height?

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>>8797434
considering im the most laid back guy i know, sure. worst possible outcome is me being a carnist

>>8797434

While the upside to that is huge, I don't like the idea of becoming an Uncle Tom and socially conservative troglodyte, so my answer is no.

>>8797446

For someone who tells people to put effort into their lives, you sure give lazy answers. Spot reduction of fat doesn't exist. Exercise does not increase breast size or improve breast shape. Proper use of weights and machines don't remodel the skeleton in any way considered attractive.

Funnily enough, it makes you sound as if you think the gym is the magic solution.

>>8797456

How tall are you that you would take 8 inches off your height?

>>8797471

You become a fanatic no matter how intense you are now, though.

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No, if I were a traditionalist, I'd probably hate myself so much that I'd marry some ugly woman just to prove to myself that I'm not gay. Ideal looks aren't worth that.

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>become perfect woman
>become nazi
>become misogynist
Motherfucker

>>8797434
Explain how the fanatic thing works. Do I believe the same inside but am magically unable to advocate it and forced to do the opposite instead? Does it actually change me into someone who is a fanatical believer but otherwise the same as me?

>>8797900
>Does it actually change me into someone who is a fanatical believer but otherwise the same as me?
This. Your values change.

>>8797911
Then that's mental suicide, same as being reborn without my memories/personality, so no.

I could live with being forced to be a bad person, possibly depending on the circumstances, but not being a different person.

>>8797928
>Then that's mental suicide, same as being reborn without my memories/personality, so no.
It's fucking magic m8

>>8797938
Magic suicide is still suicide to be fair.

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>>8797948

>>8797938
Me or not me. /thread

>tfw you can't escape the rule lawyers
ya'll ca/tg/irls tbqh

>>8797434
Yeah, I can always change ideals later. Hopefully someone would prevent me from becoming a fascist.

>>8797434
>get a cis woman body
>gotta become a TERF

It works out because I've actually always thought I'd probably be a TERF if I were cis, so there ya go, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

>>8797928
>that's mental suicide

Ah, I never realized that I die inside and become a new person everytime one of my opinions change. Lost my interest in videogames, became a liberal, stopped liking salty foods, geez I've died inside at least three times by now.

>>8798391
/tg/ always did stand for transgender.

>>8797660
5'11 / 180cm

>>8797434
So...what if you have no ideology to begin with?

>>8798584
You have one whether you believe it or not.

>>8798584
Then you're either a mainstream non-partisan liberal or non-partisan conservative, because no ideology translates to normal person and normal person translates to dominant ideology.

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>>8797434
>becoming a fanatical proponent of the party and political ideology you currently hate the most.
So I'd be preaching about love and tolerance all day.
It sickens me just thinking about it.

>>8798537

You're only an inch taller than I am. Why would you want to be such a femlet? As a cis girl, you would be maybe a little under 5'5".

>>8798761
Femlets are cute.

>fanatic christard cuckitalist
I'm cringing but I have to take the deal

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>become 6'5 turbo chad with a long flowing mane
>become a dirty commie

I guess it's worth it. I'd just bitch about why shit costs money on twitter all day.

>>8799309
>I'd just bitch about why shit costs money on twitter all day.
Is that what communists do?

>>8799338
Yes, most people who identify as communist are comfortably middle class and have all the luxuries of living in a first world country. They're lazy fucks who bitch and moan about the rich and having to work.

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>>8799368
Dang I wish someone told Marcos that!

>>8799380
>comparing a dictator to modern numale commies

Yeah, ok. Since a few dudes were ruthless leaders I guess that means all commies are super badass and in no way whiny cunts.Thanks for enlightening me, anon.

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>>8799395
>dictator
>Marcos
Not the subcomandante. Oh friend you have so much to learn about the glory of Marcos. Marcos is not a leader, he is an icon, he is no ruler, he is you, he is I, he is the beacon of hope.

>>8799407
Ah, I got the wrong Marcos, but what I said still stands. If you think modern first world communists are anything but maladjusted man children, then you are sadly mistaken.

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>>8799463
I have no reason to disagree with that generalization :)