Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): fashionable edition How would

>>8787367
first for a fully transitioned tranner is cis

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>>8787367
That's pejic, what are you doing?

>>8787460
I just liked the pic and nobody else was making a thread. Did you make a thread? No.

>>8787473
a boy, that's even a pre surgery pic

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>>8787460
Damn she's like unreal beautiful

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>>8787498
Don't bully Toni Garrn, what's wrong with you?

>>8787460
>>8787367
She actually has a longer more manish midface than someone who was a boy when that picture was taken. Wow that's bad.

>>8787516
She's a cis woman

>>8787519
doubt

>>8787519
Don't reply to the tranners. Remember to hide and report.

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First for fat dykes are the best kind of lesbian

>>8787633
If I ever become like this, someone, please put me out of my misery.

>>8787633
What the fuck is that? It looks like a 10 year old boy who got stung by 500 bees

>>8787678
>>8787698
It's jusg your typical lezbean

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Just a reminder about the discord - if you send in a discord username you have to include the four numbers after the hashtag.

Fellow lezzies, care to share any tips on how to dress more visible '''gayer'''?

>>8787460
thats not andreja pejic, it doesnt even look like her

I'm watching

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>>8788418
>Trannies doing a shitty job trolling

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>>8787633

>>8788418
this is pejic('s face) >>8787460
this isn't >>8787367
https://newmalefashion.blogspot.com/2013/06/pejic-for-gq-australia.html
funny shop tho

>>8788499
Not even I would post that not cool

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>>8788472
the one in>>8787460
seems to be a shoop

and the OP pic is the original.

I dont hate her like the rest of clg, I think she's cute

>>8787439
this

>>8787439
>best example trannies can come up with
>adam's apple, still easily clockable within seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG5Xw56x-nY

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>cis lesgen thread
>cis les
>cis
>leads with pictures of trannies
How the fuck did this happen?

>>8788675
>How the fuck did this happen?
Thread was created by a tranny.

>>8788675
They're a femboy.

>>8788675
but its not andreja in the OP pic......

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What are your plans for the week, /clg/?

>>8789343
Uni's back in session, so that's what I'm doing with my week

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>>8788675
Antonia is a Victoria's Secret Angel. She's no disgusting tranner hon

>>8789343
I need to buy a car.

>>8789343
I'm trying to force myself to go to a class (its the first day), but the class is in a few hours, and I haven't showered or washed my hair since last wednesday, so I'm pretty sure this is a battle I'm going to lose.
i wish depression was a bit more lethal.

>>8789510
Go shower. You have hours. A shower takes ten minutes.

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>>8787367

>>8787367
>How would you describe your style? What do you want your look to tell people about you?
When I go to work, I dress conservatively, mostly Italian brands such as Massimo Dutti. Tube skirts, shirts, blazers, the works. The rest of the time I prefer a more outdootsy look: Cotton t-shirts, cargo pants. I really like artisan jewelry.

>And what style would your dream wife have?
I would never impose on that matter, although I dislike people wearing hoodies and gym pants all day, not to mention the ever-present flip-flops. Also, hygiene is very important, don't you think?

>>8789584
a shower will take me like a half hour more like
but i've also hardly slept in two days so thats wearing on me too
i really want to die lol

>>8789622
Go shower, even if it takes 30 minutes. It doesn't have to get you perfectly clean, just clean enough.

If you're someone who can nap, take a short nap (under an hour) before class to wake yourself up. If you can't nap, have something to help wake up a bit, like iced water or green tea (not coffee or an energy drink; that will just make you want to crash later). Eat a small meal, too, but nothing heavy on your stomach. That will just make you tired. I'd recommend some fruit or toast, both things that are pretty easy to handle when depressed.

Now get dressed. Get in clothes that you can go outside in. Put your materials in your bag that you'll need for class. Put it all by the door.

Then when it's time, go.

You don't have to be the best student. You don't have to pay 100% attention, answer lots of questions, interact with classmates, etc. Just going is enough some days, and it's far better to go and get half of what's happening than to stay home and miss it all, along with adding guilt that you didn't go.

You can do this. You can try.

>>8788509
>her
Tranner alert

>>8789496
Same. And get a license. I'm nervous though.

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>One of us is currently starving to death in Mexico
You still starving, anony?
Please tell us that you got some food.

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i'm gonna be 30 soon and i feel like i'm turning into my mom, i just started getting urticaria, that means i got 5 years until i get diabetes, and 10 years until i get fat and go crazy. can't turn back the inevitable. i shall now only buy clothes on sale from Target, Walmart jeans, and make barbed, bitter comments about everything. RIP me, my friends, youth was sweet

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>>8789356
>>8789510
What are you majoring in, what kind of classes will you have this week?

>>8789717
Very good advice. You're a precious one, Anony.

>>8789839
The transformation is almost complete. Soon you're gonna become straight, too, and the everlasting cycle of Mother will continue. You will have a daughter, and you will inhabit her body once she turns 30.

>>8789848
Aerospace engineering. Only in second year so I don't have any good engineering specific classes yet, meaning my schedule is pretty much all math and physics right now.

>>8789853
no need, me and my wife were going to adopt some kids at 35 and i've managed to push that down to 33. just can't wait to start undermining my kids self esteems

>>8789853
Fuck off maleshitter

>>8789839
Better start exercising and eating healthier.

>>8789871
friendo, I'm a girl. It was a joke. I thought the whole metaphysical possession of a body to ensure eternal life gave it away.

>>8789867
oh that's cool. I've always liked children

>>8789800
I am also concerned about this. Kek pls tell us if you are ok.

>>8789890
Nice try, women don't type like this

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>>8789839
>i shall now only buy clothes on sale from Target, Walmart jeans
I do this and I'm in my mid-twenties. I don't like to spend too much money on clothes.

>>8789903
Okay. I'm not gonna turn this into a fight, because I don't want to shit up the board. You believe what you like.

>>8789920
They're just baiting you anyways

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>>8789907
>spendinh more than $30 on anything other than dress outfits
>it's like people want to be broke

>>8789927
Shut up, kike.

>>8789959
Or people have money. Rich women are attractive.

>>8789771
I guarantee 100% she looks better than you, you fat pig.

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>>8790104
My asian genes beg to differ you ugly man

>>8790106
>Asians
>soul

pick one and only one

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>>8790106
>asians are immune to fatness
Yeah okay fatass.

Guarantee you're not Asian either.

>>8790106
There are plenty of ugly asians tho

I matched with a qt on tinder but I have no idea what to talk about help

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I hope our Texas girls are doing alright

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>>8790142
Asians are only "attractive" if they've had tons of plastic surgery, and even then it's all makeup+contouring.

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>everyone bailed on game night
>worries about labanon in Houston ruin sexy time after GoT
get on a boat and get out

>>8790157
Was your house flooded?

>>8790150
Pretty much every korean girl I met were ranking from really cute to fucking beautiful. Even with pink/reddish hair.

>>8790153
Nah, there are some genuinely qt asians.

>>8790181
Tell me about it, I had to grow up around them. But at least I got a jump on cosmetics that work decently. The american style of make up is garish to me.

>>8790164
not mine, no
It was >>8783270 I'm worried about

>>8790237
I can't really say much about them, koreans are rare in my country and pretty much nonexistent in my field of work. I only met some of them by my sister or in a comic convention, since they were taking care of the communication.
Always polite and professional, and with a perfect makeup and fashion sense. It's also pretty easy to notice them in the street, since some girls look like fashion models and they act differently compared to the horde of chinese screaming and dressed like shit.

>>8790149
What does it say in her Tinder bio? I feel like referring to something said on a profile is often a good way to start up a conversation.

>>8790150
I'm wet.

>>8790354
"I hate pigeons" that's it

>tfw i'll never get abducted by another (older) femme who wants to "protect" me by all means
>including locking me up and doing some "things" to me to make me hers
aw man

what do the self hating cis women of 4chan think of feminism? what point is there in posting on 4chan when you are a lesbian

>>8790424
lol send her a pigeon

>>8790424
She sounds like some egocentric snowflake with no personality that thinks you should impress her just because she's hot. Is she also, """bisexual"""?

Lesbian General*

stop excluding trans women.

>>8790485
this

>>8790424
>pigeons
Is she talking about those who send her messages?

>>8790485
you guys have your own general

>>8790209
>t. weeaboo

>>8790424
Tickles my sense of humor, but I've never understood pigeon hate. I understand the practical concerns, but I can't help but like how retarded they are.

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>>8790505
You sound awfully butthurt about asians.

>>8790424
>zomg rofllll XD so random

>>8790505
I'm lightly asian, and live surrounded by other asians. I definitely do not idealize asians or experience yellow fever, but I would still say there are some legit qts.

>>8790511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D6QI58zZBc

>>8790538
Hah, I know better than to open random youtube links from this place. Especially after saying anything about animals.

>>8790543
The link is pretty self explanatory.

>>8790475
I got that impression too but I'm kinda desperate so I want to talk to her at least.
Seriously can someone just drop me some conversation topics I suck at socializing

>>8790549
That's what they all say.

>>8790561
You can do better, Anony.

>>8790586
I literally can't, I only had one more match and I'm pretty sure it's a catfish

got verbally abused in a racial fashion at the laundromat for being mexican and a dyke (i'm not even mexican)

>>8790653
>racial fashion
Didn't we tell you ponchos are ugly?

>>8790670
I must have missed the memo, I was asleep under a cactus with a sombrero over my face after drinking tequila

>>8790653
Ah, the joy of being racially ambiguous.

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I love these gay idiots

>>8790713
Kek. I actually laughed in real life.

>>8790653
not to defend them
but I still reflexively do that
>speaks Spanish
>off brown
>"Mexican"
it's like a mental hiccup

>>8790785
Ay, Jesús. Qué vida esta.

>>8790713
That sounds like a good time. A good way to die of dehydration, but a good time.

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>woke up with the beginnings of a cold this morning

Fug

>>8790904
Should I come and cook some soup for you? Are your legs and doggo okay?

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Literally there are so many cute girls in my college but they're probably all straight. Kill me.

I hate being seen as an aberration and having to deal with all these mentally ill men and women pretending to be lesbians. I just want a normal gf to have a normal life with. I'm trying to build my life and my career hoping that I'll one day meet the perfect qt and I'll be ready to woo her, but sometimes I feel like my efforts just aren't going to pay off.

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>>8790157
You couldn’t enjoy having sex with your gf because of me? Damn, anon. That’s so sweet of you.
>lowest level of the hospital I work at flooded; other hospitals in the area also started to flood
>hospital closes down; only in-house patients are being cared for until further notice
>they need to evacuate some patients; food in the hospital is running critically low
>got the go ahead to go home early this morning
>make it to my apartment which still has standing water present
>entire first floor of the apartment complex is destroyed. RIP
>didn’t have much to begin with since I had just moved in not so long ago
>brother had packed my stuff a day before and took it to his place for safe keeping from looters and potential rising waters
>moved in with my parents who are more than welcome to help me out
Harvey came and parked its big fat tropical storm ass over us then dumped gazillions of gallons of water over the city plus surrounding areas and there is more rain to come. At the moment, I’m just glad to have a comfy bed to sleep on. Sleeping on a cot at the hospital was uncomfortable. I'm tired. I need a long nap.

J, if you are reading this you are very lucky that you moved to Austin when you did! You escaped the catastrophic flooding and chaos that comes along with it.

City Status: SWAMPED

>>8787439
Why are you here I'm supposed to go to threads and question everything

>>8790908
Comfort food is always yummiest when someone makes it for you.

My legs are still sore and my doggo is still a neurotic mess, but hopefully I'm on the mend. I had a grilled cheese and hot and sour soup along with two hot toddies.

>>8791379
>hot toddies
I thought the name was made up for the longest time

>>8790997
You don't know until you try. Remember /our gal/? If she can have a movie-style hookup so can YOU.

straight dude here, do Lesbians like feet?

>>8791580
It's my job to question the minds of gays step aside

>>8787367
God dammit this suit is so fucking sloppy, it's driving me mad

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Scenario: You meet the woman of your dreams. She's everything you've ever wanted, except she's bisexual. What do you do?

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>>8791192
I'm glad
>it's okay, I still got my O
>I got kinda weepy about halfway through
>yana kept poking me in the ribs, making fun of me
"you're worried about your internet friend who you don't even know, is she cute, do I need to worry?"

>>8791800
Has she been with a man before?

So sad CLG lost semis, ;(

>>8791807
Yes she has. She dated Chad Thundercock I in high school, Chad Thundercock II in college and Chad Thundercock III up until a year ago.

You two really hit it off, though. She's obviously interested in you. She mentioned Chad Thundercock III on your second date, which is when you realized she was a biscum.

>>8789800
>>8789899
It's ok. A neighbor has been feeding me. Also
>got call from at&t for job
>either degree and no experience or no degree and 2 year experience
I give up. Cannot get out of the NEET hole.

>>8791800
marry her, as long as she doesn't have kids i don't care

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>>8791827
What if she blew the entire football team in her Junior year?

>>8791837
then i don't want to know about it

>>8791837
>not being a cuck
>not finding hot the thought of your bislut gf fucking men

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>>8791855
Can you really kiss the mouth that's been on one hundred dicks? She did the swim team then the entire band afterwards.

>>8791856
It's not hot unless she did it last week. Junior year was a decade ago. She's basically a completely different person now.

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>>8790424
>she doesn't like chubby idiot ratbirds
Fucking dropped.

>>8791800
Pursue if she
a) is 22 or older
b) has actually been in a monogamous relationship with another female before
c) has a same-sex preference

Otherwise, hell naw.

>>8791871
>She's basically a completely different person now.
Just wait until the encounters by mere coincidence a Chad plumber fixing the bathroom while I'm supposedly out working but in fact I'm hidden in the closet waiting for them to fuck so I can pitfully masturbate to the scene.

>>8791824
D-don't give up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjio2Yrim4w
I listened to this when I was down to eating mayonnaise (that my housemates kept stealing).

>>8791882
>has actually been in a monogamous relationship with another female before
But what if she hasn't? What if she's never dated anyone before? She's only done the occasional hookup at parties, but she's ready to find a real relationship. A real relationship with you.

>>8791856
as long as it's loveless animal sex, I find this idea super hot
time to kms

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>>8791884
yfw 2 hours in to bathroom repair and Chad makes a move on her
>Ey bby I'll show you what real sex is
>Oh no, sorry, I'm seeing Anon right now. I would never hurt her that way :)
There goes your entire afternoon. To think you even called in to take time off work for this.

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>>8791893
Not many people end up with the first person they ever date, senpai.

If a person has never had a relationship with anyone at 22+, there's probably a reason why that will make her not everything I've always wanted.

>>8791891
>D-don't give up.
Friday is my last chance of getting a job. After that I kys.

Nice song, though sadly nothin can confort me right now.
>I listened to this when I was down to eating mayonnaise (that my housemates kept stealing).
Well at least this is really funny.

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>>8791918
>there's probably a reason why that will make her not everything I've always wanted.
What if her reason was that she's been waiting for you all this time? Would you really deny her the chance to pursue happiness with you for the simple crime of being too patient?

>>8791918
>Not many people end up with the first person they ever date, senpai.
my parents did. they were high school sweethearts.

>>8791926
Pls don't, we'll miss you.
It was suffering at the time, but hilarious in retrospect.

>>8791891
>I was down to eating mayonnaise (that my housemates kept stealing)
HAHAHAHAHA oh fuck, I think I woke up my housemate

>>8787460
Who is this being and what is the term they respond to

>>8791927
Possibly. Making exceptions to The Rules has only ever gotten me burned by bi girls in the past, which is the reason why The Rules exist. I need to be stricter with myself.

>>8791934
qt

>>8791941
Doubt, though I appreciate your thought (cankan)?

>>8791955
You truly are wondrous beings it's like a story a set of rules saying what they can and can't do a romance and a website where they go where a user is typing this post

>>8791943
It was a dark time.

>>8791960
Yeah, I'm not the only one though. I know better than to think saying that has a positive impact, but I can't help it.

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>>8791192
It's J. That sounds really bad. I've seen pics of the damage and flooding, and holy shit it's terrible. Pets, the elderly, and people in general are stranded and dying. So many places are opening up as shelters and people are going out on boats rescuing others. Feeling bad when all this damage is happening and I can't be at home with my family. I hope damage in the med center isn't lasting after the waters recede, but low food supplies and first floor flooding don't make the situation sound better.

Hope you're doing okay, F. And hoping the situation gets better.

>>8791504
>"s-so are you into girls?"
>"um, no"
>situation gets awkward and now she thinks I'm creepy
What I predict will happen if I try talking to a qt. That assumes I'm out of the closet and brave enough to talk to girls. Maybe I'll forgo dating altogether for the next 4 years and stay a virgin into my twenties hahahaha.

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>>8790485
No.

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>>8791800
What's her Kinsey?

>>8791992
>stay a virgin into my twenties
cry me a river

>>8790485
So I assume trannies come by to shit on your board naturally I'm sorry just curious and yes I am a guy I just need info

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>>8791800
If she's bishit then she's not the woman of my dreams.

>>8791992
I think there are a lot of virgins in their twenties.

>>8792037
Yeah trannies shit up constantly. Men suck.

>>8792042
>not losing your virginity in your mid-teens
What's it like being an unlovable freak?

>>8792045
I'm sorry to hear that can you alaborate why you have a negative opponent on men and for the record I'm not biased I'm just curious

>>8792045
don't respond to it, retard

>>8792030
3

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>>8792102
Sold. Marry her.

>>8792102
>>8792127
>not a Kinsey 5.9999999

>>8791800
>>8792102
Then she's already in couple with a man, and will eventually ask for a threesome.
No thank you.

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>tfw no gf

>>8792045
>>8792053
It's probably that Hentai namefag trying again with a different name.

>>8792220
>tfw you've come to terms with the fact you don't have a gf, but you'll never get over the fact you're still a virgin

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>>8792033
/hhv/ to be honest, I've never done anything romantic to a girl. Even """bisexuals""" have more experience than me and I'm gay, that's totally not fair.

>>8792220
>tfw no qt smart non-fat non-butch gf
I don't even think I'm asking for much and, though I don't consider myself that attractive, I'd date someone like me.

>>8792290
You're still so young that you don't even realize how young you are, don't bother crying about your kv status until you're at least 25 and clinging to a dead-end job with a bunch of straight coworkers.

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>>8791926
>Friday is my last chance of getting a job. After that I kys.
Please don't. I will miss your quality shitposting if you leave us.

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>>8792313
>tfw I'm at least 25 and work with a bunch of straight coworkers
Can I start crying about my virginity now?

>>8792342
Yes. Start filling out your coven application.

>>8792342
Women can NEVER be KV.

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>>8791926
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4eU-NoCzp

>>8792350
>Yes. Start filling out your coven application.
What benefits do I get for joining?

>>8792355
I'm not a kissless virgin. Just a virgin. However, I haven't kissed a girl since I was like 16. It's been so long that I don't even remember what it felt like.

>>8789343
Hopefully going to the only lesbian bar in town with my friends.

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>>8791806
>you're worried about your internet friend who you don't even know
Whaaat?!? We've been /clg/ best internet friends forever. But don't worry, McBurger. I'll be fine for now. Don't let my city's situation keep you from enjoying your qt gf.

>>8787633
not even joking. i didn't read the text, and I just thought it was a picture of Kim Jong-un from the thumbnail.

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>>8792425
Are you going to try to score with a qt?

/lesgen/, If you were absolute dictator of a minor country, how would you rule?
>>8792550

>>8792604
Align with red China and build thousands of bunkers

>>8792042
You basement virgins cannot choose. Ever. You would proceed to lick her feet, bishit or not.

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>>8792588
You know it.

>>8791918
>If a person has never had a relationship with anyone at 22+, there's probably a reason why that will make her not everything I've always wanted.

>tfw 22 and never had a relationship
I-Is this my last year to become worthy? I swear the main reason I've never had one is because I've never said more than two sentences to another lesbian in real life.

What's with lesbians on tumblr who reblog guys fucking and kissing and shit? Why

>>8792748
Repressed FtTs.

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>really nice weather today
>want to go out and make use of it before fall hits
>get dressed, do make-up
>realize I have nowhere to go

Just kill me now.

>>8792401
>What benefits do I get for joining?
Spellcasting sisters, a complimentary corvid/felid/mustelid familiar (reptile or rodent substitution available upon request).

>>8792992
Did you end up going somewhere?

>>8793836
Yeah, found out a nearby used book store was opened today, so I went there. I also bought another book and a bra at a store close to it, and the qt Asian cashier started talking to me about cats, which is what the book is about.

>>8793846
d/a, but used bookstores. USED BOOKSTORES. They're the best. What book about cats?

i got kicked out of the discord even though i was verified ages ago....why ;_;

>>8793882
you probably pissed nazi off in some obscure way. she has the emotional maturity of a 5 year old and likes to power trip.

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>>8793863
>They're the best.

Right? The one I went to also has a nice collection of books in French, which is great because I'm into French literature and am trying to improve my language skills.

>What book about cats?

Pic related. It's a collection of short poems, written as if they were written by cats.

>>8793912
Convenient!
Oh neat, I got that as a Christmas present one year, it was worth a few chuckles.

>>8793882
Keep your normiechat drama out of the thread, please.

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gigglesnort laughing in bed with coffee every morning with your god damn wife over silly couple in-jokes is the best thing

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>>8787367
I honestly wish I could consistently pull her look: chic but casual-ish feminine and mature, but I just can't resist loose comfy clothes that give me a tomboy vibe.

[spoiler]still doesn't null the fact that I'd love for her to lie on top of me and dom like no one's dom'd before[/spoiler]
I wish this board had spoiler tags

>>8793962
>I wish this board had spoiler tags
So do I, for actual spoilers as well as surprise boxes.

>>8793922
I was actually thinking of gifting it to a friend a year back. Seems it makes for a good present.


>>8793974
>surprise boxes

Lewdboxes, you mean.

>>8793962
>her
It's a man baby!

Day 4 of being surrounded by cute girls of whom are all probably straight, and suffering over it

>>8794100
?

>>8794117
College campus.

>>8794100
You won't know if they are gay unless you start to get to know some of them. Are you living on campus? Dorm or apartment?

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>>8794072
wut.
Jessica jung, look it up m'negro.

>>8794065
>Seems it makes for a good present.
That it does.
I wish the used bookstore that I got foreign-language books at still existed, it went under six years ago and I still miss it. Though I still haven't read some of the books I got from it -- they were on sale for cheap but way too advanced. So they just sit on my shelf and make me feel guilty.

>>8794387
Which language(s) are you trying to learn?

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>>8794387
My favorite is secondhand self-help books. A lot of times you can page through them and see notes and highlighting the previous owner did, or find old plane tickets jammed in there as bookmarks. It's like the literary equivalent of people-watching.

>>8794557
>or find old plane tickets jammed in there as bookmarks.
wtf?

>>8793962
Jessica Jung is a qt. I prefer Yuri and Seohyun though.

>>8794237
On campus dorm; I go to a public school with at least 8000+ in my freshman class so I'm kinda fucked.

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>>8794579
It's actually pretty common. People don't have anything to read on a flight, so they'll pick up something that looks decent at the airport store, then forget to ever finish it once more interesting shit becomes available.

>take genetics test for health check and fun
>nothing but good results
>check genetic matches out of curiosity
>everyone's less than 1% match except one guy who's 15%, making him a possible first cousin
>send him msg
>he replies saying that he found out from a blood test his white father can't be his biological father
>DNA confirms that his real biological father is Asian just like his mom
>mfw he's born in the area the same time my two uncles are in his 20s
Fuck. There's a lot of possible explanations but the likeliest explanation is going to throw a bombshell on my family.

>>8794551
More fun to leave it up to your imagination.

>>8794557
I love it when people leave little traces of themselves behind like that. My favorite find so far was probably a college textbook on the modern-day culture of a particular nation that had been thoroughly annotated by someone from there. Not criticism so much as trying to reconcile the external perspective with their own. Another time I found a list of sekrit BFF pager codes being used as a bookmark -- piece of ancient history right there.

>>8794579
I've often used a ticket stub as a bookmark. Even if I finish the book, I might leave the stub at a spot I particularly liked (though I usually remember to remove stuff like that before I sell books).

>>8794593
Good taste anon, but Seo has been falling kinda flat for me and yuri, although still hot, doesn't seem to exude protective dom gf vibes for a while

accidentally overshared to a girl i've recently started seeing. i was using something that happened to me as an example to use as advice because she was going through something similar so i thought it would be relevant, but she didn't say anything about it and now looking back i feel like a god damn idiot because that usually isn't like me at all and what i said was way too personal. she hasn't acted any different since, but i'm paranoid as fuck now. did i totally fuck things up?

>>8794855
>i'm paranoid as fuck now
>did i totally fuck things up?

How are we supposed to give you our opinion when we don't know what the personal thing is? You're paranoid because you won't tell us Anonymously.

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>https://mobile.twitter.com/asagao_anime/status/902078421664055296
>can't possibly kill self now
Fuck Japan

>>8794869
it was about a past relationship i was in where the other girl was emotionally draining. it seemed relevant at the time but now I'm really beating myself up for it.

>>8794909
Exciting right? There's also the Konohana Kitan anime coming this fall, though that's considerably less gay than Kase-san.

>>8794935
I'm still pissed they are animating the subtext version but whatever.

>>8794945
Eh, it's still KR-tier.

>>8794909
Niice. Well damn, can't say I'm not curious. Last I read asagao was ages ago back when I was a high schooler, let's hope my tolerance and liking for high school (+romance) themed anime hasn't changed.

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>>8787367
The cure for lesbianism.

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>>8794958
>kase-san is 7 years old
What the fug.

>>8794916
Did she think she was your first? Pff, c'mon. If your ex was perfect you'd still be with her. Just don't babble on and on about your ex gfs. I wouldn't worry about a one off comment.

Fuck, my heart speeds up so fast every time I see a cute girl and I have to remind myself not to be so fucking gay. Probably happens at least 5-6 times a day.

I think I have a preference for skinny nerdy brunettes.

>>8794969
Almost exactly.

>>8794916
That doesn't seem like a bad thing to be open about.

my tummy is trying to summon Satan

>>8795109
Feed it something to it stops calling me, please.

>>8795159
No, see
I already fed it, that's the problem

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today i found out i like buff girls

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>>8795234
buff girls are best girls

>>8788382
Hipster glasses, short haircut, dye your hair, geek stuff in the clothing and accessories. For some reason most lesbians I know look like this.

>>8795293
What do I do if this repulses me?

>>8791009
Mentally ill men pretending to be lesbians? You mean online?

>>8795317
I used to suffer from autism that is all

>>8794640
Congrats, anon! Your family just got a little bigger.
Which DNA test did you use? That 23andme thing?

>>8795293
I'm sorry if this offends you but it's that a normal sjw look and they are all woman anyway(if you call those creatures woman) if you dress lol them but hate trans what are you

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>>8795293
>>8795310
>short haircut
>dye your hair

I prefer to avoid girls like this.

>>8795011
Hi.
I am your preference.
How are you today?

>>8795476
>23andme
I sure hope not. If you did, congrats on giving your DNA to the NSA.

>>8795491
That's a masterfully crafted filename you got there, 10/10.

>>8795591
>tumblr_static_funny-anime-girl-angry.jpg
Masterfully crafted indeed, I'm so proud.

>>8795546
d-date me

>>8792667
Do bishits actually believe this? I would much rather wait for my goldstar gf instead of getting gonorrhea, thanks.

>>8795234
What gave you that revelation?

>>8795687
Sure thing. We're dating now. You can be my snail research assistant as I travel the globe searching for newer and stranger species of snail. Together we will figure out how snails can contribute to the world at large and have tons of adventures along the way.

>>8795853
>getting gonorrhea
kek.

>>8795862
>You can be my snail research assistant as I travel the globe searching for newer and stranger species of snail.
Aw yiss. Claiming you as my /clg/ gf.

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>>8795862
Why snails? What's so interesting about them?

>>8796022
Oh no.
Now you've done it.
1. They have chainsaw ribbons for teeth and they rasp it across surfaces to eat. Snails might actually rasp you if you pick them up, but they don't eat living flesh so it's just a lititle nip. Feels like sandpaper.
2. Snails are ovivivaparious! Fun word! They all lay eggs and most of the time they bury them to keep them safe, but some snails will store their eggs in a pouch and hold onto them until they're just about to hatch. I've kept snails that do this and its really frustrating to find hundreds of babies you don't know what to do with because you could catch the eggs in time.
3. Snails rely on scent to understand the world. Snail eyes can only see light, but the little tentacles underneath them are crazy sensitive to chemicals and smells. Because of how simple their eyes are they can actually regenerate them if they lose them to a predator/parasite.
I could go on. They fire calcium harpoons at each other when they want to get sexy, it's ridculous.

>>8796093
Today I was in class and I learned that in France, they used to selectively breed snails to make them much larger than normal, to increase their caloric content (for eating). As a snail expert, how long do you think this would realistically take? I don't want to eat them, I just want really big snails. It seems that they breed rather rapidly and have hundreds of children at once, so maybe it would be easier than with other animals?

>>8795898
It's settled. I'll make things really boring with animals and videogames. You have a favorite animal, right?

>>8796099
I'm not an expert, just an enthusiast. Snail clutches can take between 2-4 weeks to hatch and the snails reach adult size in a few weeks. It would be a relatively lengthy affair and you would have to wait a month or more for the biggest offspring of the last batch to produce a clutch with their genetics. Selective breeding is more about short manageable life cycles than amount of offspring produced from what I know. Despite that I think the hundreds of babies could make it easier to be picky with who makes the next generation. There would be a greater chance of seeing valuable mutations.
Those breeders would have flipped out if they saw a giant African land snail. Their shells can get bigger than your fist.

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>>8796093
The only thing I know about snails is that some freshwater snails found in certain geographic regions act as intermediate hosts for the parasitic flatworms that cause schistosomiasis.
I didn't pay much attention in zoology class as I did in parasitology.

>>8796154
They are also natural vectors for meningitis. It's in their slime. It's easy to avoid, just wash your hands before eating or rubbing your eyes if you've been handling a snail.

>>8796169
By lungworms, right? Meningitis by that is very rare in the USA.
Your fascination with snails is intriguing, anony.
Planning on being a zoologist or something of that sort?

I feel like I should make a derogatory joke about snail trails
but it seems too easy

>>8796341
Do it. Tell me snail jokes.

>>8796346
the joke was only half-formed and weak.
It was supposed to be allying snail's mucus trails with getting wet

>lesbian snail trails

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>>8796424
I'll give you another chance to redeem yourself, anony. Tell me another lesbian related joke.

>>8796471
you put me on the spot and I'm blanking on all of them
>except for the uhaul one

>>8796424
>>8796624
McBurger reaching Yana levels of humour.

>>8796683
I wish I were creative enough to adlib an edit of the navy seal pasta

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Why does every guy in my workplace think I'm perving on them? Sure, I'm not out to anybody, and I do like to hang around bros more often, but I've never made a pass at them or flirted with them. Yet still I have had guys on three separate occasions pull me aside and say "I'm flattered, but I have a girlfriend, and you're making me kind of uncomfortable."

What could I possibly be doing to make them think this?

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>>8796780
Stop being touchy feely. If you're not, stop staring at them like you want to fuck, and hang out a little less with them.

>>8796780
Guys generally see a girl joking around/saying raunchy things as a joke as flirting.

Honestly if you ever do come out to them they will just say "oh shit that explains it" and start laughing along.

>>8796799
I'm not a touchy feely person, and I don't stare. Though, for one of the offending dudes, I asked him for a hug because I had just been given some really bad news, but he acted totally fine and supportive about it until later when he gave me the spiel. I just act like they do usually, and I enjoy their company for the most part. It just super sucks.

>>8796803
The joking part might explain it. We're laughing and jabbing at each other constantly.

But if I come out, won't they think I'm just covering up my tracks? It's a pretty typical excuse.

>>8796827
Even if you come out, your joking or whatever you are doing is too much because it's making the guys uncomfortable. Whatever you are doing they know their gfs wouldn't be cool with it and it won't suddenly all be ok if everyone knew you were gay. Being a lesbian may ease up things but it doesn't let you act completely different than other women with zero consequences.
Best way to find out where you are crossing the line is asking these guys what you're doing that their gfs wouldn't like.

>>8796827
this is why I wear my ex's ring still, curbs all but the creepest of creepers
>no seriously, there's this one old guy who comes in on the regular for a senior coffee
>always wearing a Navy hat and aviator sunglasses
>I call him Not Tom Clancy
>I'm always having to rescue some of my morning girls from him before I leave
I swear, if he isn't on a list, he ought to be

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>>8789364
>She's no disgusting tranner hon

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>>8796897

>>8796863
I'm just joking with them. I never touch them, or even get close to them. Typical workplace banter. That's why I'm confused. I don't even make raunchy jokes usually. So I don't know what they're thinking. I'm really trying hard to think of anything I may be doing. Is it that I volunteer to go on drink runs to the corner store with them?

>>8796939
You must be doing something. I mainly work with men and it never happened to me. Coworkers hitting on me, yes, but I never got a guy saying I was making him uncomfortable by talking about silly shit or games or whatever.
Just ask them, cause we're as clueless as you, here.

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>>8794968
The cure for a hetero.

>>8796780
Men are so used to their half assed friendships with each other where neither one puts in effort that they assume that any amount of attention at all means you're entirely invested in them, and they assume it's romantic/sexual in nature. Men are dumb. You can tell them you're gay, and that might help, but even then, they might still think they could be the exception.

>>8796990
She isn't making them uncomfortable because of the flirting. She's making them uncomfortable because they have girlfriends and she's "flirting." There's a difference.

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I'm down to 124lbs. Continuing to resist temptation at work. Except for the cherry tomatoes. Someone nice is bringing them to work from their garden. They're so much tastier than the ones they sell in grocery stores.
I think I miss wild blackberries the most. Why are the ones they sell in stores so damn sour.

>>8797117
fatty

>>8797117
I fucking HATE blackberries
>they taste great tho
used to have to do monthly slash and burns at camp in the CCC
shit would have taken over the whole compound if we let it sit for very long

>crushing on friend
>she can be kind of bossy and loves it when people find her intimidating
>she's not at all but she likes that people think so
>she's a complete scaredy cat when it comes to horror films, even the dumbest, most by-the-book horror films.
>convinced her (dared her, really) to come with me to some haunted houses and shit over the fall
>get to have her cuddled against me the entire night as I bravely lead her from fake danger
It's only fair, honestly. She's the one who's always doting on me and leading me out of bars and crowds if I start getting anxious. Now I get to be the braver one.

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>>8797125
Might turn into one if my coworkers keep dragging me out to lunch places like this.
>giant Japanese/Korean bento box with miso soup (not pictured) and sides
>just $10.95 plus tax
>tomorrow's coworker celebratory lunch for becoming PMP certified at the Cheesecake Factory
>>8797140
You need to eat more of them, by the basketful. Send some my way pls.

>>8791800
Go for it. If she really is everything I've ever wanted, then...

>>8797233
it used to be I could walk to the parking area and grab them by the handful, but it's ten years and a few thousand miles gone by

>>8797233
That looks pretty tasty, though something about throwing an ebi fry (?) in with tempura confuses me.

>>8796093
They also have rat lungworm disease that can infect your brain and spinal chord!
Yay snails!

>>8797391
Guess I'll never come close to a snail ever again. Thanks for the tip

>>8797233
>Cheesecake Factory
Soooo good, but way too sugary. I could never finish an entire slice on my own.

>>8796990
Not her, but I give people the wrong impression just by being enthusiastically interested in what others have to say. Guys and girls think I'm "sending signals" because I make a lot of eye contact, smile, laugh, lean forward when talking to them, etc etc. I've learned to quash that enthusiasm, but I find it really annoying that I have to. I wish people would stop making up dumb stories.

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>>8796624
>>8796715
I'm not amused, McBurger.
I am disappoint on your jokes.

kek here. I need advice.
>get call from job offer
>tech support call center kind of thing
>300 dollaridoos starting per month
>help with transportation and food while working
>basically slave hours (8am-6pm)
>live an hour away from it
Worth it? Or should I look for something closer?

>>8797753
>I wish people would stop making up dumb stories
People are retards and since most of them only act for their own self-interest, they think everyone does the same.

>>8797779
Aren't you desperate for anything at this point? I'd take it. An hour is doable, especially if you can read or study or whatever on transit.

>>8797779
Is 300 tacos enough for you to get your own place? An hour commute seems doable if you have reliable transportation.
You should go for it just to start off somewhere.

>>8797779
>300 per month
Drop that shit
you can make at least double flipping burgers, entry level

>>8797771
I'm the boring one

>>8797828
Kek is in Mexico. Dollar value is different there.

>>8797780
>People are retards
Indeed. I've mostly given up on socializing altogether, it's too hard to find the ones that aren't retarded.

>>8797779
>get a little bit of money
>get no money

This is not a hard choice.

>>8797834
ooooohhh
please excuse, I'm high and haven't been to sleep yet

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>>8797840
>try to befriend girls: try to fuck me then backstab when they can't
>try to befriend men: m-muh girlfriend or don't give a shit if you don't want to fuck
Fuck people.

>>8797779
I'd suggest you look online to see if that's a normal, great or awful deal for someone technical and entry level (but without degrees) in Mexico. In the US that'd be a fuck no, but I got no idea for Mexico. Also on your hours, do you know how much time you get off for lunch and breaks?

>>8787633
I'm not even into butches or the huge but this one is actually cute, good post

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>>8797874
>mostly male hobbies
>hunting
>camping (no RV)
>shooting
>motorsports
>leave when men are changing, showering, skinny dipping, peeing on a wall together, sword fighting because indecent
>sometimes take a long walk
>sometimes talk to wives or gf they bring along
>they talk about handsome actors
>pop music
>drama
>one foul to another "omg [friend]'s chest hair is so gross"
>hens concur
>all look at me
>I'm gay I don't like chest hair either
>suspicious looks

>tfw not a fat dyke with short hair
Why don't they trust me

>>8797287
Shrimp and veggie tempura seems to be common here with Japanese dishes. I get them on udon and everything else with tempura. In the US where I am there are few Japanese and so most of these restaurants are actually run by Koreans. Just like our Mexican restaurants are mostly run by El Salvadorans. For the longest time I thought stuff like pupusas were Mexican until I lived in Texas and had real Mexican. Tex-Mex and BBQ are my favs in those parts though.
>>8797746
I'm not getting anywhere near the cheesecake display (a single slice can be up to 1500 calories). The book-sized menu and giant portions are bad enough.
>>8797874
>>8797936
>be tech geek around a bunch of other geeks
>none of this drama
I guess there's an upside to everything.

>>8797793
>>8797805
>>8797846
>>8797884
Guess I will take it if they hire me. I have an interview tomorrow. With 300 bucks per month you can barely live here though.

>>8797966
OK, it doesn't sound like it could be a good deal. If you take it, keep your options open to look for another job in 6 months or so after you get some experience.
You really need that GED or whatever equivalent though, kek. Don't worry about being amazing at it, pass it for now so you got some kind of degree.

>>8797857
You and I are going to get high together one day and it's going to be bitchin'.

>>8797966
As the other anon mentioned, you don't have to stay. I don't know about Mexico, but people move around so much these days that it doesn't reflect badly if you only stay 6mo or so in one place. Just get your foot in the employment door.

>>8797665
No no, snails are wonderful creatures, you just have to be mindful when you're handling them. Fresh water snails are a common intermidiate hosts for blood flukes so forget about them, but terrestrial snails like the ones you find on your garden are safe as long as you don't eat their slime accedentally.
GALS make lovely pets if they're legal to keep in your country. Vet help doesn't really exist, but they're easy to care for and will bond to you as their owner. They will begin to recognise your body's chemical signature and won't retract into their shell when you pick them up.

>>8797966
Good luck on your interview, kek.

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>>8797966
If you were in central Florida I'd hire you
>fuck, you wouldn't even have to speak English. 2/3rds of the morning staff not working register/window don't
>I sometimes pretend they're Al Bhed because I can kindof read Spanish and understand one word in five spoken

>>8797955
Shrimp and veggie tempura is normal but mixing tempura and fry is so strange. The shrimp looked panko-d, which is what I thought was weird, but now that I look again it doesn't seem quite brown enough to be fry. Korean-run Japanese restaurants are great tho; gojuchang spicy tuna rolls are a gift from the gods and (where I live at least) portions tend to be more generous than at the Japanese-run joints.

>>8797955
A slice of cheesecake has 1500 calories? WTF. That's insane.

>>8797978
fuck, I'm smoking now
spark up

>>8797987
>as long as you don't eat their slime accedentally.
What happens if you do? I thought letting them slime on you was good for your skin.

>>8797966
>With 300 bucks per month you can barely live here
What would be your definition of barely making it? Your goal is to move out, right? Would you be able to do so with 300 shekels?

>>8798044
No, I mean irl....at Disney world since you're in Florida.
Get hype.

>>8798008
It seemed like regular tempura shrimp. I'm not sure what was up with the different appearance, it didn't seem so noticeable in person.
>>8798036
A regular cheesecake there is 800 calories but some of the decadent ones are a lot more. They're big slices that come with whip cream
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/diet-disasters-top-calorie-heavy-menu-items/story?id=14114606
>The Cheesecake Factory: Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake
>Calories: 1,540
>Saturated fat: 59 grams
>Hurley said that each slice of cake, which the Center said averaged close to three-quarters of a pound, has three days' worth of saturated fat. Hurley said only the Reese's Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Cheesecake has more calories (1,610), though its saturated fat falls 18 grams short of the Ultimate's.
Don't read the link if you enjoy your chain restaurant's fatty foods.

>>8798049
>What happens if you do?
You'll die of snail AIDS

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>>8797987
>GALS make lovely pets if they're legal to keep in your country.
In what countries can one keep a pet gal?

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>>8798067
and we'll play space pirates

>>8798076
Austria.

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>>8798099
>she might have that harem yet

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>>8798089
Fun! Can't wait.

>>8798005
>I sometimes pretend they're Al Bhed
This is one of the cutest, nerdiest things I've ever read on this board.

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>tfw no young, thin, long-legged gf

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Are you guys watching the best anime this season?

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>>8798131
we'll get really high and go here
>>8798149
I make this joke to the youngins sometimes
then I remember that fucking SpongeBob is older than half of them when they don't get the reference

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>>8798158
that doesn't look anything like Super

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>>8798071
>Calories: 1,540
>Saturated fat: 59 grams
For one slice? Geez. That's more calories than I eat in one day.

>>8798158
That's not PriPri.

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>>8797874
More like
>try to befriend men: they inevitably develop feels and/or try to get in your pants and blow everything to hell despite you being open about your sexuality from the get-go

>>8798158
>isekai

>>8798182
>Anon, why are you being a cock-tease? We both know you like me.

>>8798182
>they inevitably try to get in your pants and blow everything to hell
Nah, only got this shit from girls. Guys are actually way more chill with me.

>>8798165
I have no idea what Soupa Saiyan is, but I'll trust your judgement that it serves delicious food. We'll have our own Harold and Kumar adventures.

>>8798214
I hear this from my butchier friends all the time. Maybe it's a femme thing.

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>>8798214
I think both can be just as bad. For instance I have this girl friend who probably already suspects hard that I go for girls, so whenever we hang out she can get clingy and flirty. I think she's just trying to get validation from another girl by trying to get a reaction out of me.

I used to get really flustered when she kissed my cheek out of nowhere, now I'm used to it (then again, she hasn't gotten drunk in a long while, I might still not be used to her that way)

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>>8798222
its amazing
dragonball themed noodle restaurant

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>>8798256

>>8798232
TIL I'm femme.

>>8798252
I had so many friends like that. So annoying.

>>8798232
>butchier friends
But I'm not a butch. And I only got this from straight girls who went nuts the minute they knew I was a lesbian. I just wanted friends, damnit.

>>8798252
Please don't stop posting hot koreans.