LGBT jokes thread: What do most trans men and cheap Chinese

>>8732363
what do trans women and cis men have in common?

When they die, and are subsequently dug up in the future, their skeletal structure will identify them as male, and their clothes migt get them noted down as a cross-dresser

How do you get 4 gays on a barstool?
Turn it upside down

Why did the bisexual cross the road?
To date on the other side

What did the lesbian say to her girlfriend?
Nothing she just punched her.

>>8732613
>clothes
>surviving long-term through burial

How can you tell a lesbian is in a relationship?

She has a black eye.

>>8732613
>jokes thread

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
>A mega-sore-ass

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
>A Lick-a-lotta-pus

>>8734608

What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
>A U-Haul

What does a queer bring on a second date?
>What second date?

>>8734608
What do you call a trans dinosaur?
>Dead

>>8734616

What did the police do before sirens were invented?

>A gay man would sit atop their car and go WOO WOO WOO!

>literal worst joke

>>8734629
Caitlyn Jenner

>>8734640
What do you call a trap after she goes on hormones?

>A booby trap.

>>8734640

How do you make a gay guy scream twice?
>Fuck him in the ass, then wipe your dick on the curtains.

>>8734663

Did you hear about that new LGBT sitcom, "Leave it, it's Beaver"?

>>8732613
>not skullsize
you had one job

>>8734661
kek

We all know having a sense for gays is gaydar, but what's having a sense for trans?
>A transceiver

>>8734518
Ha! Forgot that one until I heard it again. Kek.

>>8734663
Nice - you can modify that one to a 5 year old by replacing curtains with teddy bear.

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?
>One's a snack cracker, the other one's a snack cracker

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
>See you next month

How do you ruin a drama queer's day?
>take away her hair dye and her access to tumblr

>>8735498
>One's a snack cracker, the other one's a snack cracker

Think you meant "crack snacker" on that second one, friendo.

These are all cringe

Wanna hear a joke?

Your way of life.

Fucking degenerates

>>8738104
HA!