>be femboy >don't bother with fem shit other than

>going to the pub
Enjoy getting your plump femboy butt kicked one day tbqh.

>>8728941
Why? I don't live in Russia, people are decent here, and most just think i'm a girl so there's no issue?

>>8728941
Carry a gun?

Just a fem lad doing lad things idgaf I bet you're fun to drink with

>>8728920
where you from?

>>8728957
americans, everyone...

>>8728920
AFP? :V

>>8728920
I'm pretty much the same, I'm kinda shy though, I wouldn't go to a pub without my bf tbhon

>>8731300
E N G L A N D

>>8731292
I don't drink ironically enough

>>8731634
The fuck do you do at the pub then

>>8731634
>E N G L A N D
Where in england?

are you from THE NORTH?

>you'll never banter your bf's shite footy team while cuddling on a Saturday afternoon
>you'll never take down fifteen BT engineers for him when they storm your flat for illegally streaming PL matches

>>8728920
What made you think that anyone cares? Nobody gives a shit that you go in a pub, it doesn't matter and doesn't nullify 'femboy'-status
(which btw absolute manhons abuse)

>>8728948
>I don't live in Russia
Yet. :^)

>>8731315
its illegal to have a gun in most (all?) states in the US so this person is retarded even by american standards

>>8728920
>tfw no femboy to cuddle with while u n the lads enjoy some britneys

existence is suffering

>>8733223
Concealed carry nigga.

Too bad only the retarded hicks get permits for that.

>B-but muh guns

Get a fucking sick knife and learn some self defense you rednecks. God I despise being american sometimes.

>>8734434
>knives

LOL

Constitutional carry or death.

>>8734447
Anyone can kill with a gun.

It takes a badass to use a knife to sudue instead of outright killing. Even if it is justified. Why give people the satisfaction of dying early?

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>>8734489
>It takes a badass to use a knife to sudue instead of outright killing. Even if it is justified. Why give people the satisfaction of dying early?

>>8734489
>>>r/mallninjashit

>>8734494
>>8734512

kek don't respond to what I said just post sperglord. You sure shown me!

Besides, balisongs are better than katanas ;^)

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>>8734597
balisong, you say?

>>8734606
Looks like cutlery-lover on youtube.

Oh wait!! I get it!! Anything even remotely edgey is considered fedora-tier. You must live a very boring life.

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>>8734617

>>8734489
You don't use a deadly weapon unless you fear for your life, and your purpose is self defense.

>>8728920
You sound like you'd be fun to be around. What kinda guys are you into?

>>8728920
Sounds kinda perf desu.

Where you at?

>>8734434
Knives are awful for self-defense though. No reason to carry one unless you intend to stab someone in a range where they can stab you.

>>8734489
>Why give people the satisfaction of dying early?
You know how you can tell someone has never been in a fight before? When they go around saying shit like this. Your lack of self awareness is really cringy. Stop watching so much anime.

>>8734597
>>8734617
You're just digging yourself into a deeper hole.

>>8734489
im just imagining you running at someone with naruto arms
get a gun kids