>"Hello Anon! From today onwards I'll government

>>8724383
fucking statists, the free market could have found me someone hotter. and richer.

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>>8724383

>This is the tranny fantasy

>>8724383
I'm okay with this! Hell, I'm more than okay with this, I'm already bent over the counter by the time he gets to 'financial' and planning what to make for dinner.

Probably one my famous salt-cured steaks, if I can think straight when I'm done.

>>8724383
y-you don't look quite like my type!

>>8724383
If I can't opt out of the plan, I opt out of life.

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>>8724383
Am I supposed to be disgusted by him? I love musclechubs.

It's a step up.
I bet he likes my cooking

>>8724383
File a compliant that something must have gone wrong with the government mandated boyfriend service.

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>mon visage quand

>>8724799
femboy?

>>8724932
lol no

>>8724383
god I wanna suck on his nips and cuddle up into that big gut fuck

>tfw when you'll never be house husband who rents out a room to a femboy whom you berate because he is so much cuter then you'll ever be

Thank god I have vivid dreams

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>>8724383
He is too fat, disgusting.

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>>8725002
>he doesn't like a good tummy

>>8724383
does getting to know each other include your penis getting to know the inside of my guts?

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>>8724383
get off my property before i drain the lard out of your disgusting torso from afar

>>8724935
damn, i look kind of like that guy except less chubby. and i want a femboy, theyre just impossible to find, should i give up?

>>8725175
>I want a femboy
Why are you here if you're straight?

>>8725182
because i'm not straight

>>8725187
femboys are just low-grade trannies

I love how guys like that start to huff and puff when things get sexual, it just adds to the manly factor. not like obese struggle-breathing though, that's disgusting.

>>8725202
holy fuck this. why are strongfat guys that just dont care about cardio so hot while fatties are sad

>>8724383
I remember this thread

>>8725197
i just have a preference anon. people are allowed to have preferences. i don't mind trans or cis women either, i just prefer femboys. i'm not straight.

>>8725206
No I'm being serious. Musclebear breathing is hot as fuck. The breaths are labored, but yet strong and deep. Its enticing and manly, and arousing as hell.

Obese breathing sounds like their lungs could collapse at any moment.

Imagine sucking his dick, their would be so many things to do with your hands. His ass must be massive, I'm getting hard just thinking about grabbing a handful of it. You could rest your hands on his wide waist, you could stroke his belly, feel up his tree trunk legs. fuuuuuuck.

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>>8725482

>>8725493
don't stroke your dick while thinking about musky bear cock, don't stroke your dick while thinking about musky bear cock all up in your face... whoopes.

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>>8725482
dont even get me started

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>>8725528
BLUE BOARD, ANON

>>8725540
nothing is shown. the act is implied, but the actual sex isn't visible. Its blue board safe.

>>8725544
Think of how many underage b&s you traumatized by posting this.

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>>8725528
He looks like Zangief from Street Fighter.

>>8724383
>How do you react.
Run screaming from the building.
He looks retarded as fuck.
Also that fat, bloated carcass is horrifying.
I like muscular hairy men but not bald and obese and mentally disabled.

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>>8725586
>obese
>fat
t. knows nothing about fitness

>>8725586
That's about as strong as people get. Obesity is fat, that's pure 100% muscle.

>>8725513
Do you want some musky bear cock?you smell it after gym

>>8724383
>notices file storage
>"OWO what's this?"

>>8725670
Fucking furries get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8725673
>stick up for furries back when anyone cared
>rewarded years later with a hemorrhage of barashit

>>8724799
They are the best.
>>8724995
>Not coming home everyday to femboy househusband and the meals he cooks.
>>8725221
Liking certain types of people is in some way oppression Anon, how dare you have a non-radical mindset.

>>8725829
no, see, male gaze is bad but... mascs are good?
???

>>8725829
>Liking certain types of people is in some way oppression Anon, how dare you have a non-radical mindset

Please Santa or God, give me a femboy this Christmas or on my birthday. It's all I want.

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>>8724383
Yes please.

>>8725951
Where you at?
I promise I'm not a rapist

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>>8725482
I want him to suck my dick

>>8724383
Literally gag.
I'd rather die broke and alone.
Ew

>>8724383
you look like a less attractive version of Vader pls go

>>8724407
fpbp

Musclechub is good
I'd be busy making a big dinner to help him build muscle

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I'd be very happy, but even happier if he role played as a dumb caveman or something.

>>8732374
those types of guys are especially hot 2bh
hung, dumb, and full of cum

>>8724407
this