I'm pretty sure the 2003 Hulk movie made me gay and

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I mean just look at this handsome face

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Same but for me it was Shrek

i wish people were green. then we could have sex on the lawn and no one woul get mad because they cant see us sex (blend in with the grass)

>>8720071
Stop it!
it's ogre now

>>8720095
>(blend in with the grass)
thanks for the clarification

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>>8720061
>the hulk made me gay

same though

>>8720250
that's a big peepee

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>>8720382
He gets bigger

>>8720061
How old were you when you saw it? I mean did you find out you were gay in 2003 in the theater, or did you see the movie years after it was released on video or shown on tv?

>>8720724
I saw it in threater when I was about 6, it was my real first sexual awakening. Watching Bruce turn into a giant green muscle brute got me hard as a diamond.

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>>8720767
Holy fuck, you just reminded me of something I haven't thought about in years. When this movie came out I was also 6, and I remember drawing a picture of the hulk busting out of his clothes, including his pants, with his massive green cock flopping out. And now, 14 years later, I'm sucking dicks. Crazy how nature do dat.

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>>8720852
If you still got that sketch please post

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>>8720071

>>8720883
I drew it when I was 6, that shit's gone forever.

>>8720250
it wants to get free!

>>8720920
do you think it's like a horse cock where you can just make out with the piss hole like a pair of vertical lips

>>8721001
never seen a horse cock, anon!
but I've seen a cat cock and its some fucked up shit

>>8721001
Id imagine the Hulks wang to be human like, but just, hulked. Huge, meaty, veiny, thick as hell. So big that getting erect pulls the foreskin all the way back. Giant mushroom head that constantly leaks. The definition of "engorged".

Now the real question is how the Hulk cums. How hard are his orgasms? How much cum dose he shoot? How long do his orgasms last? Stuff like that.

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>>8721268
>Id imagine the Hulks wang to be human like, but just, hulked. Huge, meaty, veiny, thick as hell. So big that getting erect pulls the foreskin all the way back. Giant mushroom head that constantly leaks. The definition of "engorged".

this tingles my conetits

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>>8720061
>>8720065

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Ok. But consider this.

>>8722138
>everyone is looking at his dick

my sides are in the orbit

>>8720095
What if the grass hasn't been watered in days and it's all brown and shit?

>>8720061

>tfw I wish I could change what I did in 2003

>>8722577
Yup same here...but for different reasons.

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>Play SFIV for first time
>Usually use grapplers
>Find this fucker
>Can't play without massive erection
>Then they go and give him this massive package in SFV

Capcom is secretly catering to gays and you know it.