So you wake up and you find yourself dressed like this, and halfway

>>8686085
This isn't a big deal unless you live in a small town imo

>>8686085
>be me
>it's summer
>40 degrees Celsius
>some fat neckbeards walk around in the underwear alone

ill be fine

look at my makeup in disbelief that I went out with drag makeup, wash my face, take off my earrings and necklace, borrow some pants and a tshirt from whoevers apartment I ended up in and walk home

>farrah moan passes better than most of /tttt/

>>8686085
Have I become a hot girl too?

And now the local fraternity is letting out too. This night can't get any worse.

>>8686521
she passes better than most of ciswomen

>>8686085
>halfway across town
Fuck, that's the nigger infested part of town.
>run as fast as I can to the downtown library, blacks can't read so I'll be safe there
>wash the hideous makeup off my face, put something more subtle on
>fashion a makeshift skirt and a towel out of the library rug
>get on the bus to my part of town
>take the rugs off and flaunt like the exhibitionist slut I am because I'm safe

>>8686603
actual women can't not pass. that's against the definition of passing. last I checked, women look like women, and men look like men

>>8686653
There are a lot of women(mostly black) that look like men though. As in, walking down the street some people would clock them for men. The definition of passing is not "is that person a woman" but "do people think that person is a woman"

Take off the clothes and hide. When I'm somewhere not too far from the public I'll start sobbing quietly and say I have no clue what happened or who did this to me.

Get free help since explaining waking up naked is easier than wearing that fetish shit and trying to explain it wasnt me. Also, the fetishy look of the hair and makeup would imply I got raped or someone else did it to me. Easy help desu.

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>>8686603
For what it's worth, I'm not retarded and know what you mean here and agree with you
Farrah is a fucking babe

>>8689187
Too late! The football team has already surrounded you, Including Big Mitch whose girl just left him and he's extra lonely.. You can't talk your way out of this one.