>when your straight best friend tells you he loves you

>>8679093
boo hoo

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>>8679093
>>when your straight best friend tells you he loves you
>>like a sister

>>8679093
>le tumblr gif

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>>8679093
>when your 'straight' best friend tells you he loves you
>like a cousin
>then you remember he's from Alabama

>>8679093
FUCK

>when you cross dress in front of gender-bending tomboy friend
Her: "It would be weird if you were a transvisete anon.
Me: " yeah...it would be"

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>when you manage to corrupt your hot straight friend and make out with him

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>"you'd make a real ugly woman, good thing you're not trans"
>"haha... yeah dad"

>>8685656
>He knows

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>>8679093

I have those porns too.

>have a straight friend that knows I'm gay and that I like him
>cock teases me in various ways
>becomes a pussy when I try to do gay things back
A few weeks ago he was rubbing his dick on me while I was playing a game so I grabbed it in my mouth and he flipped out

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>>8685770

Its the only way to get through to them. You cant really blame them. Straight guys are generally more frustrated than you can imagine. Its not easy living in a world with that many rules and where your sex choice announces daily that your a pig and scumbag for existing with the two things women envy the most: a dick and the ability to reason.

Try to be straight just for a month without breaking down into a psychotic rampage. You have to be raised that way or they would all be mass shooters. The endless patience and self discipline is the core of their existence or they would never go six months without ending up in jail or the looney bin.

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>>8679093
>have no friends
>don't know that feel

>>8685900
Bullshit, gay men have to deal with the painful choice of being a fucking slut or not finding anyone ever, every male of sexual active age is frustrated because that's what drives the male individual to find a partner.

Straight guys should just stop the teasing game if they can't deal with the consequences.

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>>8686231
>that's what drives the male individual to find a partner.

Well, until they grow up I guess.

>if they can't deal with the consequences

Right. Its your job to make them great consequences.

What the hell are we talking about. You a Mormon or something?

>>8679093
> when your straight best friend tells you she loves you
> but in a special way that has nothing to do with romantic love

Iktf ;_;

>>8686351
>until they grow up
Except when what drives males to do things is largely seeking a partner, so no, not really.

A female that gets a guy horny and doesn't deal with that often gets raped, the textbook case of "asking for it".

If a straight guy teases a gay guy he better be ready to deal with what happens if the gay guy takes it seriously. Like the case cited in this very thread, if you rub your dick on me don't freak out if you find it in my mouth.

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>>8686378
>seeking a partner

Right. Its the seeking, not whoever serves as the partner on any given weekend. There will be other partners, but the gay has to have the drive to be sexually competitive. Who tries harder, the one looking for a date or the one already going soft from being comfy in a "committed relationship"

>if you rub your dick on me don't freak out if you find it in my mouth

Now you got it. They get off on staying in control. Thats what the whole chastity cage thing is about. If you beg for it, you may never get it but you'll leave his masturbation life in confusion for the rest of his life. That's your justice. Endless seduction. Plus it puts you three beers and a joint from gagging on it anyways.

Straights are a glorious sport. What a dull world it would be without them. Imagine a world with nothing but Grindr desperation. I shudder to think. Shudder, I say.

>>8679093
>have straight best friend
>always see him as just a friend
>he tells me he got a job abroad
>might never come back
>might never see him again
>feel a huge weight in my chest since
>realize I actually have very strong romantic feelings for him
holy shit someone just kill me

>have straight friend
>go to Vegas with other straight friends
>straight friends go to strip club
>I go back to hotel room to go to sleep
>straight friend crawls in bed with me (not weird as we are sharing a bed)
>feel bed moving.
>straight friend is jerking off
>straight friends wants me to jerk off too
>straight friends tells me to suck it
>shoots almost as soon as my lips touch his dick
>spends the rest of the trip distant from me.
>eventually becomes more distant and claims I took advantage of him knowing he is straight with a girlfriend.

>>8686441

Yeah that'll happen. Dont take it too personally. Most of the straights I've blown go weird with some hang ups and blow it up in their heads as meaning more than it does. A good percentage will eventually blame you for their good time. Its generally best to give them space the minute they start acting weird. At best, it ends up being one of those 'we can do it as long as we never say a word about it' things, even while they are getting blown. You have those types too.

No amount of reason or logic will resolve it. They can initiate, even insist and still find some way to act like you did something wrong after. Its best to explain one time and one time only that it doesnt mean anything and then drop it unless they broach it again.

>>8686408
>the one already going soft from being comfy in a "committed relationship"
No guy in the modern age has such luck.

>They get off on staying in control.
Yeah right if they get hard thanks to a man they aren't that straight, not that I care anyway. That being said knowing you'll confuse and screw some "straight" guys head by teasing them back is a reward in itself, it's something I'll have to consider about.

Doesn't it worry that this "gay is okay" think will kinda ruin this in the future? Those guys who freak out now won't bother simply coming out as bi to have their dicks sucked in the future. Although I know the average "straight" guy is pretty uninitiated in terms of creative sex play so I guess one can still screw up some guys heads.