Salam Aleikum kaffirs and Qom-E-Lut First i shall begin by telling

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Salam Aleikum kaffirs and Qom-E-Lut First i shall begin by telling you my story.

be me be salafist muslim death to the infidels, USA, israel etc etc, you get the point. decide i want to expand the islamic foothold in the west Ihaveagreatidea.gif browse /r9k/ looking for desperate virgins to recruit to salafi islam (to give you an idea, its the same ideology as saudi arabia (((and ISIS))) ) see a trap thread think to myself "well these guys must be so far gone they'll fuck anything, i'll recruit them" click on the thread and scroll though so many haram pictures i can feel less and less pure as i go through i eventually realize i have a boner, to the assholes of men on the internet. ASTAGHFIRULLAH! i close my browser and start to shake i cant believe this could happen to me, those bastard infidels and their haram pictures, they are not worth saving. next day i browse again, but this time, god forgive me, but i masturbated to the pictures. it was a spiral of evil, i kept going lower and lower until Lo! i was masturbating to men.
at this point i had to call off the jamat with the local boys because i couldnt even pray properly anymore in muslim prayer we bend over, and I, couldnt contain myself. astaghfriullah, it was IN A MOSQUE! How LOW Had i fallen!?
fast forward about a day or 2 i make a post on lgbtqanbgquwpopwj+-? bear in mind at this point i'm convinced it was black magic that did this to me, more specifically jewish kabalah magic. (i tried reading surah al-falaq many times but it didnt work)
a person responded to me claiming he was a jewish wizard. he required a picture of my circumcised brown penis.
at first i was reluctant, but i really wanted to be straight again i gave him and other jew wizards pictures of my penis, they said they would do magic and burn the picture to make me straight again. it didnt work, the jews tricked me again.
One person suggested i find the last jew i came into contact with. he said i must place my lips onto his, and convey into...