How can I make my asshole looser? I'm 18 but I've never

>>8665187
you will poop pants

>>8665187
>How can I make my asshole looser?
By inserting thing into your ass

>>8665204
Yeah but where do I start and how do I move up?

>>8665201
I'll shit myself if I try to insert stuff in my ass?

>>8665187
USE LUBE

>>8665209
use lube and go slow

>>8665209
buttplug>small dildo>bigger dildo>dragon dildo

Lots and lots of lube

When you insert, push like you're trying to poop as you put the toy in. It helps a hell of a lot

Know how Goatse died? He put an flat volley ball up his ass and inflated it. Didn't seek medical attention soon enough.

>>8665222
>dragon dildo
You can skip this step actually, those things are SCARY

>>8665300
But they make the best and damn near only ejaculating toys on the market.

>>8665222
>dragon dildo
don't do this
there is such a thing as too loose

>>8665272
[citation needed]
How did that kill him?
Cut off the circulation or something?

>>8665209
are you mentally challenged or underaged and need a mommy to dilate your boyhole?


>>8665343
>ejaculating
hmm is that big deal? I kinda want one just to keep on squirting more lube in as I love to go on for hours

>>8665390
>I love to go on for hours

protip: ejaculating dildos don't go soft after they cum

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>>8665187
I have quite the nails so I couldn't insert then in my ass, I looked around my house and found a dead sharpie. I took out the insides and cleaned the thing up. Sharpies are the best thing for beginners since they don't have bumps and are easy to slide in.

>>8665209
start with a finger, use lube

>>8665272
so that's how i can make my hips wider!

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>>8667488
How to actually do that.

>>8665187
You need to cut up the muscle a little bit. I did it with a nail scissor

>>8665351
You know you can get them in mini or small sizes, right? A small from bad dragon is basically a standard size from anywhere else.

>>8665848
30lbs overweight 12 year old me fucking loved those

>>8665555
you really shouldn't put anything in your ass that doesn't have a flared base because it could get stuck up there. a small buttplug or just fingers would be better to start with.
if you're too embarrassed to buy a sex toy, then think about how it's going to be going to the er with something stuck up there.