A boy you like takes you to his house and brings you to his room.

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Pee on everything

>>8662994
Why?

>>8662991
W-where can I find this boy?

Tell him to pee on my worthless tranny face.

>>8662991
Fuck him while they all watch obvi

>>8663003
Also this...

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>>8662999

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>>8663003
Telling by the flag. Either Liechtenstein, or anywhere else but he had just visited the country

I wouldn't let autism stop me from fucking a cute guy, but I wouldn't date him... fuck buddies at most but I would never hang out with him in public and would pretend I didn't know him if i met him in public... I'd assume his autistic face-blindness would lead him to think he was mistaken so it wouldn't hurt his feelings.

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>>8662991
I'd get excited, I've never had witnesses before.

>>8663028
You into vore or something m8?

>>8663044
No, friend. Just a bit bitey.

>>8663056
Like little nibbles, or drawing blood?

>>8663066
A bit of both. From gnawing on the ear to full fledge baring teeth down on the shoulder enough to draw blood and leave a noticeable mark, depending on my partner.

>>8663116
I don't think I'd be one for you then. If it hurts (beyond a dick in my ass) than I don't want it.

id ask him to get out the horse dildos

>>8662991
>boy
.... how old are we talking here?

>>8663165
18, 19, 20?

>>8663028
eat me pls :3

>>8662991
Jump out the window.

>>8662991
>national flag
A patriot!
>plushies
A cuddler!
10/10 would redpill on JQ.

>>8662991
I'm 23 and my room is still filled to bursting with stuffed toys... It's embarrassing, but I'm not getting rid of them EVER!

>>8663197
JQ?

>>8662991
assuming he's 20+ marry him (especially if trap or future trans)

>>8662991
I get what you mean with the stuffed animals but what about the liechtensteiner flag? Is that a meme?

>>8663217
Or he's from/visited there

>>8663197
A gay man red pilling another gay man on jews?

>>8663295
>red pilling

Fun fact that nobody seems to know:
In the book that the movie was based on, the red pill actually killed you.

But I guess nobody reads anymore.

>>8663326
What do you think it should be called then

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>>8662991
Give him the D

Fuckboys love the D

Ask if he's a furry

If yes, no fucky fucky

>>8662991
He really likes plushies huh? I still have mine from when I was young, feels like betrayal to throw them away while they helped me so much when I was small.

Sorry for the late replies, sweetmeats.
>>8663128
It's not for everyone, and like I said, just depends on my partner. If they like some of the softer stuff, I only go for the light nibbles or grazing my teeth on them. The more kinky stuff is reserved for those able to handle it.
>>8663181
Eager, huh?

>>8663484
Yeah. I'm not kinky at all, the way to my rear end is by cuddling up with me in bed, taking it sweet and slow, lots of kissing and hugging, and staying in bed and maybe watching a movie after we finish.

>>8663502
You're a cute lil' cuddle bug, then, aren't you? Nothing quite beats a good snuggle, before and after sex. A good movie is a nice plus, too.

>>8663517
I just like feeling loved, even if they're pretending.

>>8663528
>even if they're pretending
D'awwww, you precious wee bean.

>>8663528
>being this desperate and broken

Sad

I realize he is a shit furry and stop being his friend.

>>8662991
I brag that mine are bigger

>>8662991
I see this and assume he's some kind of degenerate furry. This is a sign that he's a keeper.

Fuck normies

Say to him, "OwO whats this?"

>>8662991
Look for an exit

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>>8663056
>>8663116

tease and laugh at him before I push them all off the bed to make room for our fugg. A dude who keeps his plushies is a cutie in his soul.

>>8662991
"Wow! You're a tranny too?"

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>>8662991
tell him he has shit taste and my bed buddy is superior

>>8662991
>what do you do?
Play with plush toys obviously.
Why else would he invite me to his room?

>>8662991
abandon ship. Those aren't DDLG stuffed animals, those are furry stuffed animals.

(most have four legs)

therefore, set his house on fire and lock him inside

>>8664709
What does 4 legs have to do with anything?

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What do you expect OP
His pushes wouldn't stop me from getting laid and/or dating afterwards.

>>8662991
That's kind of cute actually.

First I would have to see his id so I know he's of legal age, then I would question my life decisions, then I would probably fug.

>>8663326
It isn't a Matrix reference?

>>8663502
God that sounds great, same

At first I was thinking like "neat, good for him" but then I actually looked at the picture and realized the person who owns those is clearly a furry.

Which isn't terrible or anything, but it's not *just* having plushies.

>>8664019
Cute.

>>8666830
What's wrong with furries?

>>8666918
They're strange and extremely into a niche that others won't appreciate.

>>8666928
So they have an unusual hobby. Why should I date a guy into anime?

>>8666963
A hobby that crosses over into identity. If you didn't like anime a whole lot you wouldn't want to date someone who identified themselves primarily as an anime fan either.

>>8666967
I'll date anyone and I have. Jock types got me into watching hockey, nerdy types got me playing all sorts of fun games, music types got me into metal. Every relationship I get something out of.

Cuddle with him and the pick teddy bear. Where do i find this boy?

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Nope

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>>8662991
Is men keeping plushies and stuff gay?
I still have some pokemon ones and seals since they are my favorite animal. Does this turn girls off assuming the huge bookshelf of manga and anime doesn't do that with the lego star wars TIE-fighters doesn't already do that?

>>8668265
It just means he's feminine or something wrong with him.

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>>8668279
>or somethings wrong with him
Shit, that nailed it right on the head.

>>8662991
I'd never meet someone that fucking creepy and weird.

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>>8662994

>>8668287
I'd guess autismo

>>8668265
Girl here, your room sounds mega cute, 10/10 would tuck you in

>>8668444
Checked, and isn't this form for gays?

>>8668521
Yes but I was replying to a guy concerned that the toys, manga and anime in their bedroom was repelling girls

>>8668548
Oh. Lol I don't care what women think. I'm an fagit

He sounds like my kind of boy. What I would do is buy him a nice plushie to add to his collection.

>>8663203

Jewish Question

look it up, it's some serious autism

>>8663892
Fuck yes, so this

Lick his pussy

>>8662991
tease the little faggot and make him cry

>>8662991
I would check ID and make sure I took my meds today and I haven't just clambered in through some 5 year old's bedroom window

and then if it's all good I'd hugg the cute boy

>>8670514
Don't worry, Robin, no one would let a creepy fuck like you into their bedroom.

And don't touch the kids, please.

>>8670521
What if the child consents tho

>>8662991
Ask if he is a furry. If yes, leave immediately.

If not, grab him to his bed and start cuddling :3

>>8671168
Why no furries? Only thing that weirds me out about them is when they use their "anatomy" like saying tailhole, paws, maw

>>8662991

Call him a fucking degenerate and suck his dick.

>>8666857
not cute

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>>8668287
jfk did not have black hair.

>>8662991
Put him against a wall, stupid monarchist scum

>>8663014
Clearly its the imperial russian flag

>>8671776
the crown prince of liechtensteins son is also the jacobite claimant [the ones that were deposed for worshiping the pope] to the english crown and the first one to be born in the uk

>>8671794
But he's not
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobite_succession

>>8671804
So third in line Jacobite pretender is second in line to Liechtenstein princedom.

>>8671855
>>8671804
>>8671794
>>8671776
>discussing European history on an LGBT board

>>8662991
>zootopia poster in the background
>bed full of stuffed animals
run as fast as I can out of that furry lair

>>8663023
I keep neko atsume plushes in my car, am I autistic because of it.
You tools need to stop using 'autism' in place of quirky or different
>Hur dur autism is a spectrum
Meaning you also have autism and are thusly undateable

>>8671222
> Only thing that weirds me out about them is when they use their "anatomy"
This is exactly what weirds me out. I can't relate to that fetish.

>>8662991
Assume he's beast at the claw machine.

>>8673168
said the autist

>>8663892
This. Normie fags are usually boring to fuck and hang out with

>>8666918
Thats a good question anon. I'm not a furry but I don't understand why some people have such an extreme hatred for them

I'm 30+ and have 9 rabbit plushies in my bedroom right now...

Not even a tranny or anything, I just like rabbits and think they're cute

>>8662991
I can't help by think this is OPs bedroom

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>No phox plushies

I turn 360 and walk away out of there

>>8671222
Stick your yiffer in my tailhole, murrr

>>8662991

>On a shelf

A bit infantile, but could just be nostaglic

>On the bed

NOPE
ABORT
GET OUT OF THERE

>>8662994
first post best post

>>8674638
Why not on a bed?