/mtfg/ Transgirl General

First for never passing so why bother

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thank you <3

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-england-hereford-worcester-40750521?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=5980539ae4b045e14faf7026%26%27I%27m%20living%20life%20as%20I%27m%20meant%20to%20be%27%26&ns_fee=0#post_5980539ae4b045e14faf7026

HAHAHAHAHAAHH

>>8661027
thank you rebecksy, you truly are the jewel in the crown of this thread

>>8661033
more like swimming turd haha

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Where's Evangeline? :c i miss her, it's already august and she's supposed to meet with nim

boo thread

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god, please kill me.
if you want me back, god, then you have to kill me.
end it.
god doesn't want me back.
he never wanted me.
why would he ever want an andro fag?
why did he make me like this though?
& i got it relatively nice.
isla is intersex

>>8661045
nim don't here
eva don't here

gone

>>8661045
why did you expect two isolated social rejects who barely even voiced with each other to be able to meet up and interact normally?

idk whos more in a fairy tale you or them

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i obliterated multiple ants that tried to roll up on me
>>8661042
i guess this is what i get for using one of the ms paint base colours :c

>open fridge is search of lunch
>there's the last delicious slice of homemade lasagna
>looking at me with its sultry layers of cheese
I'll never be able to diet.

>>8661027
I'd hail you as supreme leader in thankies for your services to the people.

>>8661033
>colors
Purrrty

>>8660810
The chinese food thing is sweet of her. And she seems bossy in a sweet way too.
>ask the lewd ones
Oh. U-umm.
I'm supposing you have penis and uses penis because of context, if I'm assuming wrong pls ignore and tell me to go fuck myself or something.

Silent or loud lewdness?
How did you two get in the mood for it?
Kissus? How were they?
Foreplay?
Did she have first time fear?
Was it hard to get in?
Gentle or rough?
Moans Y/N and how were they?
Dirty talking? Lovey talking?
Finished in or out?
Did it many times?

And yes, I feed on the cuteness and success of others when I'm alone.

>>8661054
oh man i forgot about all the cute ass gen 2 gen 3 pokemon

makes me wanna replay one of the old ones

>>8661048
ily sister

>>8661053
love conquers all, drake

they're probably cuddling up to each other right now

>>8661065
you forget that nim had free travel miles a few months ago and decided to go to europe instead of new york

bakano

>>8661045
>>8661053

Eva and nim both left mtfg. i talk to both on discord regularly. They still planning to meet up

>>8661056
based ms paint
>>8661058
if your computer is decent enough you can emulate heart gold/soul silver
the better graphics makes everything cuter + the running shoes exist

>>8661067
>tfw nim was a couple of miles away from you at one point, but you didn't meet up with her
bad feels

i need their relationship to succeed otherwise i don't know what to believe in anymore

>>8661075
when people endlessly delay things you should have enough life experience at your age to know that they never happen

how long have you been locked in your room for anon?

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Can we all agree, once and for all, that Gloom/dora is the one true /mtfg/ pairing?

>>8661086
i actually prefer burch's ogre feet/his cum as my ship of choice

>>8661045
who the fuck is this?
pls have source

>>8661085
>how long have you been locked in your room for anon?
Um, did you reply to the right person? What does me talking to eva and nim have to do with anything you said.

>>8661086
Why is it every time i come here you have a new girl you manipulated into being in a "relationship" with you. Go be a predator somewhere else burch.

>>8661086
any pairing without jalapeno kettle chips is no pairing of mine

>>8661036
>>8661038
>>8661056
:3

>>8661091
Weren't you the guy who promised to leave mtfg if we lasted a month?
Because it's been almost two.

>>8661097
im saying youre very sheltered if you believe eva and nim will meet up since theyve been purposely delaying it for so long

unfortunately you have the reading comprehension of a brick

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>tfw a 3 year old genders and pronouns how you present with no coaching

@_@ babysitting turned out to be super therapuetic.

The moms near the park seemed very undisturbed by me to surprisingly

>>8661086
i thought elanna/cis tits was the funniest because of how much uglier cis tits was, you just can't look away from car crashes

>>8661102
>we
are you actually considering you, your feet, and your cum different entities now?

man youre a crazy guy

>>8661114
i think pookie x emma is funnier

>48 Ridiculously Dirty Pics You Can't Unsee
>Nearly Unrecognizable! 24 Gorgeous Stars Who Became Monsters
>12 Embarrassing Moments Moments That Were Caught On Camera
i should get adblock
also what does boo mean im not too intelligent

>>8661114
i mean, her face wasn't exactly ugly
wasn't a fan of her being a /pol/lack and hanging out with chara, though.

Gloom/dora is the one true mtfg love story though.

>>8661120
>also what does boo mean im not too intelligent
it's ghostese for "i'm scarin u"

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>>8661113
imagine how this thing reacts when children don't gender it correctly, scary

>>8661124
omg rofl

>>8661120
uBlock Origin is better.

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your chilling at the club with your gf(male) when this guy slaps her ass and tells you to mind his pronouns

what do?

>>8661120
i didnt say that
i dont know who you are besides someone who just recommended me a pokemon game

>>8661129
id actually be chilling with my tall strong bf.
my bf LOVES fighting and would punch his face in

>>8661129
reenact orlando

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now that we've completed my villain arc, all that's left is for me to conquer my personality flaws, get married, and live happily ever after

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>>8661120
boo/drakeposter is a cis male who posts here more than most of the trannies, pathetically chased some girl he liked then posted nudes of her underaged, here's his funny love confession to her and getting rejected http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
now you're all caught up

>>8661113

wow nice! good shit

>>8661142
to be desu you have to be pretty pathetic to spend this much time shitposting on a general filled with mentally ill trannies

>>8661142
thats some heavy duty narrative you got there my man
along with some random dudes conversation with isla
i like it

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>>8661124
>>8661127
Those are the kids I feed to my malamutes.

>>8661145
YOURE THE ONE ADOPTED

>>8661056
>Silent or loud lewdness?
She's pretty loud.
>How did you two get in the mood for it?
She says its too big for her mouth but she still tried. She got upset because she couldn't fit it all in and just kind of wanted to get fucked instead.
>Kissus? How were they?
All right. She's still really nervous about kissing.
>Foreplay?
See above.
>Did she have first time fear?
She was clearly nervous, yeah.
>Was it hard to get in?
Easier than I thought, at least for me. She had some trouble with taking it.
>Gentle or rough?
Gentle at first, like I said she had trouble but after she just kind of collapsed and took it.
>Moans Y/N and how were they?
She has the cutest moans ever, actually.
>Dirty talking? Lovey talking?
Dirty, mostly for me desu, but I'm still a hopeless romantic and tried to be as sweet as possible. I'm not sure how much she heard.
>Finished in or out?
I didn't finish at all. I know its going to sound like a humble brag, but I really last long. Eventually she was soaked with sweat and had to ask me to stop.
>Did it many times?
See above.
>And yes, I feed on the cuteness and success of others when I'm alone.
I wouldn't call it success or cuteness. And don't worry, Snicker just wants the attention.
>>8661100
>any pairing without jalapeno kettle chips is no pairing of mine
Based

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h-henlo mtfg. hru?

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My heart is pounding, girls. One phone call. It could change everything. But I can't do it.

>>8661158
suh michael

hows life in the bay

>>8661137
sameeeeee

>>8661147
everybody here is pathetic for spending time in this cesspool

except for me i mean

>>8661159
is ur voice trained at least

>>8661161

>suh michael
>hows life in the bay

i've never been named michael and i've never lived in the bay, this post confuses me lol

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>>8661158
i overdosed on stimulants to get myself through writing
so now i'm waiting to be able to sleep

you?

>>8661164
it's true
we can all do our parts to stay positive, though!

>>8661163
i believe in you, anon

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>>8661134
but i wasn't replying to anybody what's happening
>>8661145
>>8661142
>>8661122
im getting a lot of mixed messages here
>>8661158
im doing well how are you

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what did burch mean by this, anyway?

>>8661171
drakeposter is just another shitposter
avoid and ignore

>>8661171
if you are confused, just check the /mtfg/ wiki

look up the drakeposter/isla story arc from 2016

>>8661171
im boo
i dont think i called you unintelligent
you seem like a cool dude

>>8661162
when im a rich wildlife biologist im flying you out to meet your family
they are a bunch of cool dudes and a bunch of shrilly kids that yell a lot and are cute sometimes

>>8661168
yeah all my information on you is completely off
youre still the only slut ive ever enjoyed talking to regardless

>>8661175
yuck
how does he live with himself

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Have u heard of "drying"? My elbow and right eye hurt really bad and my body aches because I got depressed and didn't take my hrt for two days. I do this way too much :/

>>8661182
OOOOOOOoooo i see what ur tryna say
ok
i meant "what does boo mean, im not too intelligent" as in
i said i wasn't too intelligent because i asked what boo meant

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>>8661053
>>8661065
>>8661075
>>8661097
I just want Nim and Eva to be happy together, they make a cute couple.

>>8661187
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

dude that was complicated

im glad we're all caught up
nice to meet you anyway 8)

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>>8661129
whip out my switch and challenge him to 1v1 ARMS

OH WAIT I DON'T HAVE ONE THANKS NINTENDO

>>8661122
>>8661103
does this mean next week is I'm Scarin' U Week 2: Electric Boogaloo?

>>8661157
you too thanks

>>8661186
i just want to say i'm sorry for snapping at you
and i'm sorry for not being there for you and... i dunno, trying to use you as a base for all my confidence, and idk
yeah

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>>8661166

Well no but I think if I'm calling a place to say "I have some gender issues" they're going to understand that

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>>8661188
We all want that, anon

how do i shave my ass
i spent like 20 minutes and i feel like i made barely any progress
also all i have access to is a normal 3 blade razor

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ok, i need someone to come here to vegas & marry me.
i need a husband or a wife so i can get away from this house & keep taking estrogen.
someone, just come here & marry me

>>8661113
Well, that must be the nicest feel.

>>8661157
L E E E W D.
Also I'd call it super kjut.

>I didn't finish at all.
D-did she?

>Eventually she was soaked with sweat and had to ask me to stop
EXTRA LEWD.

>>8661199
epilating works best, honestly
unless your ass is 100% bone it's so fucking hard to shave
>tfw my ass is literally a fucking blob of jelly that's impossible to shave

>>8661199
>how do i shave my ass
you don't
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=110123441

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>>8661171

i'm good! just talking to my qt boy and listening to a podcast about Khawaja Sira in Pakistan. it's really interesting.
https://www.pri.org/stories/2017-07-29/pakistans-traditional-third-gender-isnt-happy-trans-movement
if ur interested.

>>8661182

lool it's okie. same to u slutty boo

>>8661199

epilate ur buttcheeks and just shave the crack etc

>>8661196

doooooo iiiiit

>>8661193
bexe, what are you dressing up as for halloween this year

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>>8661157
I was not loud

>>8661189
im not even joking niichan
youll need to drink hard liquor with me though since my family here are all straightedge jarheads

every dude on the east coast looks like they were in the military

>>8661210
did you have gfs in highschool or just random flings pretty often?
i didnt really have that many lasting relationships, just the latter

>>8661193
man i cant wait to get a good pc again and emulate BOTW
it looks like such an adventure while high

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>>8661193
>liking ARMS over Street Fighter 2 marter race

that's not how girls(male) settle things up

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please, i need someone to marry me.
you can make me your wife, your husband, just a housemate, w/e you want

You're all gonna make it

>>8661229
you dont really qualify for wife anymore tbqh

>>8661190
nice to meet you too c:
>>8661210
i'd say "that sounds pretty interesting" but i always thought podcasts were pretty wack, especially if they're not humor
>>8661229
i can't, sorry :c
>>8661232
thank you

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>>8661229
are you a good cook?

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>>8661224

i had boyfriends in high school tbqh
i only had one girlfriend in middle school and she was rly butch

>>8661232
what a nice post :3

>>8661233
why not?

>>8661237
LMAO
SO BASED

>>8661232
please shut the fuck up

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>>8661220
last year tetra and i were going to dress up as ruka and kurisu respectively but we ended up in a housing crisis, might try again this year desu

if not then i've got no idea yet, but i'll think of something

>>8661224
i downloaded botw and an emulator but i don't have a wired controller to play it with, and i couldn't be arsed to do that autohotkey+xjoy whatever thing to map my mouse to the right stick so i gave up v_v

i really like the look of that challenge tower DLC thing, almost makes me want to get it for Wii U but i'm trying to hold out

>>8661228
i'm canonically shit at input-combo-based fighting games, and i don't like them as a mechanic in the first place, although i do value them from a design standpoint as a skillcheck

reminder that arms and smash are fighting games

>>8661148
>some random dude's conversation with isla

holy shit you actually deny this stuff hahahahahahhhahaha

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I looked way better a year ago even tho my t was still high
I need to be healthier

>>8661236
yea, i can cook

>>8661235
ok :(

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>>8661246
>last year tetra and i were going to dress up as ruka and kurisu respectively but we ended up in a housing crisis, might try again this year desu
that sounds like a good idea, you should definitely do that

i was going to suggest ren and stimpy for obvious reasons, but your idea is better

>>8661205
>D-did she?
Snick rarely finishes these days, even with a lot of direct stimulation to her genitals. It eventually gets to a point where she starts convulsing uncontrollably and you just kind of have to leave her be.
>EXTRA LEWD
It was really warm.
>>8661229
Alines are you okay?

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>>8661211

But I'm scaaaaared

>>8661248
>drake attempts to fake dissociative identity disorder

>>8661246
OH i know how to map buttons to a controller pretty easily
if you are still considering i could give tips?

>>8661248
yap

>>8661242
i have no idea
ive been watching too much anime on twitch

i want a pseudo romantic relationship with a skinny swimmer boy now

>>8661239
you turned yourself pretty manly in your recent pics dear alines

>>8661235
whats your favorite kind of turtle?
back in cali my folks have a 9 year old red eared slider named bebe

I should call a gender therapist but I won't

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>>8661256
no, my mom is on to me about a clinic i'm signing up @.
i had to tell that i didn't know that thry HAPPENED to prescribe hrt & that i wouldn't go.
i hate this.
why do my obligations have to stand in the way of my self-determination?
i'm sick of this.
i wanna get married & elope

>>8661264
I'll call them for you if u want

>>8661263
b/c of a haircut & aviator shades?

>>8661269
Unironically do

>>8661254
>for obvious reasons
is it because i'm bigger than her

>>8661263
it was to map mouse x/y movements to right stick inputs, buttons on their own i can handle no problem

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>>8661142
xD xD xD

Ayy yo Drake nigga you gonna be mad if I fuck Isla? Asking for a friend.

xD xD xD

>>8661272
I've done it for close friends before
You'll have to give me some private info tho so idk how comfy u are with that but hmu on discord I'm dolphin emoji rainbow emoji#7243

>>8661263
atlantic green sea turtles
i like 'em cuz they eat plants and they're super cute

>>8661273
>is it because i'm bigger than her
bexe i like you a lot, but i have no interest in your love life

i just thought it would be cute

>>8661273
theres this cool ass thing called xpadder that lets you use a picture of the controller to get the complete map of it

its super easy
and you can set the sensitivity and the little circle ratio on the movements too

worked really well for any game i tried to emulate

>>8661271
hmmmmmm
yes

>>8661277
HANNIBAL DID EVERYTHING WRONG
ENJOY YOUR LAWSUIT

>>8661276
super fucking gay
im attracted to anything feminine but i dont want a special snowflake sexuality
so like bisexual maybe huh oneesan

>>8661282
they are SO adorable
i saw them in an attenborough documentary

what were those turtles darwin studied in the galapagos called?
i always wanted to ride one

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I love when animals grow algae off their bods

trying to fight the urge to remove and block the boy i like because he didnt respond to me last night and when hes with his other friends he doesnt acknowledge me and all he realy wants me for is nudes on snapchat but it's also all im good for and i know that

>>8661268
do you have no means to self medicate?
are you still being supported by your parents?

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>>8661287
galapagos giant tortoises i think

>>8661297
as a general rule, people are mean, anon

if you allow yourself to be treated in a mean way, that will probably happen

>>8661256
>gets to a point where she starts convulsing uncontrollably and you just kind of have to leave her be.
That is a resounding yes in my book. Esp if dripping is involved.
It may be just me, but the longer I'm on hrt the less interesting anything involving direct stimulation is, and the more intense is taking benis.

Also, I forgot to >>8661157
>Snicker just wants the attention.
>>8661222
I think I like you. :3

>>8661297
>trying to fight the urge
give up :v
he's not worth keeping
he doesn't respect you and he views you as a sex object
hold off until you can find a guy who actually respects you
it will be so, so much better for your self respect, and mental health.

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>>8661287
>Xpadder also allows you to map the mouse pointer to your game controller sticks
>mfw

anon you just did a good

>>8661285
maybe next year

>>8661279
>Actually willing to do that
That's amazing and kind but I don't think it's for the best honestly.

>>8661232
don't lie :(

does anyone else here like cuddling

>>8661311
i like cuddling but the only experience i have is with my mom

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>>8661311
probably
i hug my pillow really tight when i cry sometimes

>>8661309
You'll be a lot better for the world if u can make the changes to love yourself more.

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>>8661308
its boo
we've talked before probably
also yeah it works just like this

very very useful

>>8661303
they are so amazing
i cant wait till i get a biologists license
ill be able to legally own so many exotic animals

>>8661291
for sure
you know im learning the electric guitar oneesan?
my uncle in cali is like a god at it
so hes teaching me a bunch

>>8661305
w-why

>>8661311
Of course, why do you ask anon.

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>>8661311
I'd like to cuddle at least one time before I die, but my social skills are broken so i'll never have that, my fav thing in life is sleep so doing that with someone else I love is my dream.

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how do I quit this place

>>8661310
Are you trying your best?

>>8661327
don't 4 get ur here 4ever

>>8661297

lmao if you expect a guy to constantly msg you and be obsessed with you even when he's out having a life ur gonna have a hard time dating

>>8661319
You're probably right, I think I'm just scared of what I'll find out. The whole thing is daunting and (in some really strange way) I almost hope I'm just confused and not Trans because the entire process seems like climbing a mountain

>>8661333
>tfw no lap pillow gf

>>8661329
Yes, the best I can with my crippling depression :/

>>8661338
aww
maybe one day you'll have a gf like that anon <3

>>8661326
man same

i know ill be able to get good at guitar but i really like hard rock vocals
and i dont think id ever be able to do them

being able to bang out some testosterone for a crowd in general would be an amazing feeling so im really excited to learn tho

you never played any instruments?

>>8661333
>you will never sleep on carols lap
fuck

>>8661334
im there with him with his friends and he doesnt want to talk to me like im not cool or good enough

>>8661325
I relate to you more than I wish I did. We're two of soul, Anon

>>8661341
tfw won't

>>8661305
>That is a resounding yes in my book. Esp if dripping is involved.
All she said was that it felt weird and started shaking. Idk about dripping cause I generally don't go near her genitals.
>It may be just me, but the longer I'm on hrt the less interesting anything involving direct stimulation is, and the more intense is taking benis.
She did say that anal feels better since starting hrt.
>>8661311
Its okay
>>8661325
Its nice, but seriously overrated by some people.

>>8661346
you willl
don't worry <3
>>8661342
*blushes*

>>8661327
promise your gf you won't come here anymore

>>8661336
That's how it goes
Good luck
>>8661342
I can sing just like Eddie vedder

i wish i could cry
i want to be able to let out my emotions like that
just talking about it barely helps

>>8661339
then i think you can make it

>>8661353
Are you on HRT yet?
HRT can help with that

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this image makes me feel uncomfortable

>>8661353
once you're on hormones you'll cry

>>8661353
on hrt you'll be crying more than you ever wanted to

>>8661343

guys expect you to make room for yourself in their friend group and be generally likable. like ur supposed to become the cool friend.
you're not supposed to be his daughter he needs to make room for or who he needs to make a point to invite into his group or whatever
if he's making you feel like this tho chances are you're not someone he considers a very likable person so u may as well date someone you have more in common with lol

>>8661327
find friends outside of /mtfg/

>>8661355
>>8661358
>>8661360
that's a relief
i just want my mom to get home so i can get them

>>8661361
edie idk how your dating life works but.
usually it's the guy pursuing the girl.

>>8661364
I hope HRT makes you feel a lot better so that you won't need to cry or anything often :)

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>>8661368
a-anon are you oki?

>>8661352
sing like dio and ill give you attention

>>8661348
i meant non sexually
jeez

>>8661367
wat no you dont
last time we talked about this you linked me german testosterone core

not hollywood undead

>>8661321
how do i map my mouse to a joystick with this exactly?

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question time:

the sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to crash into the earth. you have been selected to take shelter in an underground bunker for 10 years to outlast the devastating nuclear winter and solar radiation. the government is allowing you to take TWO /mtfg/ trips and ONE sextoy with you - who and what do you pick and why?

also, you will be given enough food to survive and enough condoms to repopulate the world afterwards with your chosen trips

>>8661361
if im not his daughter why does he make me call him daddy
but i get it i think im going to stop trying because i cant really be good enough for this

>>8661373
those little arrows on the right stick are the mouse
that little wrench icon on the bottom right of it
gives you a ton of options to properly adjust its sensitivity

>>8661374
old ass repost
unimpressed

>>8661374
also, you will be given enough food to survive and enough condoms to repopulate the world afterwards with your chosen trips
They're mtfg trips so...we can't repopulate.

>>8661369
nome of us are real, im just gpd and you are all characters in my dream, i can't know what my real form is in the next level of the God head but i know i must be the god of all supersededing God heads after, i don't believe any of you or and of your lower level equivalents are real, only golems of thought, if i kill myself ill wake up
i don't like this form do i hope it happens soom but I'm also afraid of what os on the less abstracted layers, i could not possibly comprehend the degree of reality

>>8661371
I've done some good growls and shit before but it takes practice which is cringey. I got my early years Neil Fallon voice down pretty good this week.
https://youtu.be/1tIzP3Te05E

>>8661368
Is this Ashlee having another meltdown again?

>>8661382
uhhhh
are you uh
high or like
schizophrenic or something?

>>8661374
I'd take
>[TRIPFAG YOU HATE]
And
>[TRIPFAG YOU HATE EVEN MORE]

>>8661365

lol i've literally never pursued a guy and i've dated a LOT so yes i'm aware of this
but when guys above the age of 19 bring you around their friend group they expect you to make yourself comfortable
a lot of men won't date women who their friends or family don't like or who don't get along with. they'll speak highly of you but yknow ur actually supposed to be impressive to them on ur own
who tf wants to date someone who is socially awkward and doesn't get along with the people they care about?

>>8661376

lmao @ the daddy thing. tru..
idk i mean if someone is making you feel like ur not good enough then don't waste your time. there's plenty of men who are better suited to you that can make you feel like you're valuable.

>>8661394
>SHES A LIQUID FANGAY
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

based niisan

>>8661387
I don't know if i sincerely believe this but it seems like the most likely conception of reality, everything is just layers of my dreams, when I sleep it goes to an even deeper layer of unrealness, eventually i will wake up from this dream and be in another
it is possible for there to be infinite layers so it seems unlikely that this is remotely close to reality or at least the rralest layers exists to
none of you are real vut i don't know how to transfer consciousness to your

possibly though sentient could be abstracted across characters of each dream

i am the god sbd i don't know, it iz impossible to know unless you are a morr substantiated form of sentience in the greater god headness
again i have trouble believing this sincerely with my heart but it is probably true, if u are another sentient dream for you should either try to comprehend this to organize thoughts on the higher level

if you are a more substantial form this should be obvious to you though so i assume you are either a no sentient form or a lesser one

>>8661322
Reasoons~

>>8661347
If this experience is similar too, I'd say shaky convulsion time is time to go harder and make doujins real.

>>8661353
You'll be crying at the silliest romcom once on hrt, don't worry.

>>8661400
oooookayyyyy

>>8661400
please tell me if this is obviously nonsense it seems to be the only tenable solution to reality but i msy be deluded

but i msy also be further duleded to falsely accept an untrue or deceptive argument so it is really irrelevant

Who is best poster and why is it Turtle

>>8661409
cute lil turt

>>8661409
CNT because she's the only one who had the courage to speak the truth

>>8661409
yeah i love this dude
animal lovers are based

>>8661405
you arent even asian
how do you keep up?

>>8661409
sorry but im actually the best poster

>>8661421
I don't know about that

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>>8661378
>tfw nothing ever works right on your PC

>>8661424
don't be rude to the best poster now

>>8661408
please i want to know if it is

>tfw you start drawing something for your gf but it's garbage but at this point there's no reason to not finish it

>>8661425
there are a ton of short tutorials for it
you just gotta insert an image and assign buttons

search xpadder and then whatever your controller is on google

if its bugged just torrent a premium version
i believe in u

>>8661420
its a shame the viewerrate beens declining each year

i kinda liked playing league of legends again before i left big bear and lost my pc
very nostalgiac

>>8661425
If you're using cemu theres a file you can import for xbox controllers

Just google it, its how i play botw

>>8661434
your left foot does not qualify as a girlfriend

>>8661435
>>8661438
i don't have any controllers, i'm trying to map keyboard inputs to buttons and mouse movement to right stick

>>8661431
I'm not, I'm being rude to you

>>8661443
i know its normie shit but you can be so toxic in league of legends its the funniest thing

i just play a glasscannon mid and bind space to laugh
its really nostalgic since i played league since it first came out
and fucking hilarious

i was born to be toxic niisan
or oneesan
i forgot which one

>>8661445
WAT
you got like a fightstick?
what are you working with here

>>8661445
https://www.reddit.com/r/cemu/comments/604tld/how_to_control_your_camera_with_your_mouse/

>>8661459
well i didnt know my sister was a weeb
i think it goes along with the
>everyone who is like me needs to have my exact ideology
thing

also yah same
i join new servers but get bored and just move on
parrot's is nice though
what ones are you still in?

I. got milk
mommy milk mommy milk mommy milk (milkies}
it screamy

>>8661466
i would scream too

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>>8661459

I called my brother oneechan the other day and he said "well if that's what you want to call me" And then yesterday he was like "well, if you want to change pronouns, then okay."

..who am I living with?

>>8661469
oh you have your own?
should inv me so i can make a joke in it once a month and go afk

>>8661482
oh its an emoji grabber
here i thought you actually had a community

i was almost proud of you :(

i have a dicksword server with my bf and our mutual friends plus a cunt

>>8661493
awwwh
sophia please it was a joke

franzis a really chill gril though im glad you found her

and never once have i seen anyone who wasnt a raging sjw be unable to stand you

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>>8661493

No, he's pretty comfortable with his gender. I think it's just he's trying to be more understanding.

If he actually calls me his sister? I think...I think I'd die.

well i just sold out my dreams and delayed my entry to my course by a year

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>>8661301
still under my parents' wing, yes.
i can get my own hormones though

>>8661516
>tfw your sister of 19 years lies to you

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uwu

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nwn

>gender clinic tomorrow
>made no progress whatsoever because i was working and scared of buying dresses and make up makes me sad
>trying to dress in a feminine way to at least have something to show up for
>only have oversized sweaters and can't wear those in summer
what the fuck do i even want in life desu jesus fucking christ
i want to give up but i also want to be a girl but idk

>>8661540
how is that even possible
youre so sociable and funny
arent you like really pretty too?

if you went out to a bar or an arcade or wherever youd be literally showered with friends

How do you deal with body hair?
Do you have to get laser or electrolysis done?

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>>8661516
>but outside of those, like in 1on1 conversations, I am not very likeable.
maybe you've just been hanging around dumb (stupid) people

for someone so mentally ill, you're quite affable and likeable - at least when you post here

>>8661554
jesus
it takes me like an hour to shave just one appendage
but i guess if i didn't let it build up it'd be a lot faster

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I did a draw.

>>8661554
What do you do if you have hair on your back and butt?

>>8661458
setting this up made me deliriously angry so i gave up and deleted cemu and botw, something is seriously wrong with my brain

>>8661564
good draw

>>8661571
Thank.

>>8661564
you have good drawing skills ^^

>>8661538

autism

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>>8661561
Pls no spooky spiders

>>8661568
Ngl its tough to set up but if you have a high end pc it runs better than on the wiiu

>>8661584
i've used plenty of emulators before, it's just something about this bullshit autohotkey vjoy setup that sets me off and makes me want to punch myself in the face

>>8661564
The only thing I can think of seeing that (very good) draw is the music video for Take on Me

so is it trutrans if you're attracted to men but only when they don't make you feel vulnerable at all

Thank you~

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>>8661574
>white people can have hair on their back?
We exist, we just never take our shirts off so you don't notice us

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what are ur religious beliefs mtfg

>>8661614
we're all going to hell for our crimes

>>8661599

i think that's called being damaged

wait why did the pineapple do to get banned

except for gloomy, i mean.

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WHY DID THEY TAKE OUR SOPHIE FROM US

GIVE HER BACK

>>8661614
im a pantheist

>>8661620
true
most trannies are though desu

>>8661578
love you.

>>8661598
Neat.

>>8661614
Christian but not fundamentalist.

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>>8661623
did you know that gloomy likes bunnies

>>8661627

i mean.........tru

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>>8661614
The logical position of Agnostic Atheism

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>>8661621
>>8661625

I havent a clue

i have no romantic attraction to anyone or anything
and when i get horny i masturbate and afterwards the idea of sex is disgusting for a day or two
im running out of reasons to socialize and i can tell its not very mentally healthy

Stopping transition was the best idea ever

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Anime

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lauren are raccoons cute

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Well I can post, so I guess I didnt get banned?
I am really confused now though
maybe my bf got banned tho

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>>8661614
agnostic/atheist

>>8661640

sex isn't the only reason to socialize with ppl tho

>>8661631
bunnies are pretty nice

>>8661633
i mean i could maybe feel safe snuggling a guy if i trusted him 100% but idk
i don't think i could do any pain stuff or anything hard

>>8661655
post feet

>>8661641
stop trying to get replies nobody cares that you stopped transition or are planning to kill yourself for the nth time
why do you do this

Im going to say hi to edie here as well

Hi edie was gucci

How's your day going /mtfg/

youll cowards dont eben know high
https://clyp.it/hdpss2uo

>>8661661
Pretty good thanks.

>>8661656

pain stuff in sex and cuddling before and after is top tier

>>8661658

no !!

>>8661660

henlo covfefe

>>8661659
likr dule kill urself

>>8661649
maybe a mod was jealous of you because you're a turboqt and they're a grotesque parody of the human form and so banned you in a fit of jealousy, before realising what they had done and unbanning you

>>8661661
cute boy never has time to meet up with me
so its normal

>>8661661
I only thought about killing myself three times today

So i guess its been okay

>>8661673
no, like, i'm a masochist, but i could only feel comfortable doing that with girls. like i have to feel very, very safe to be able to be attracted to guys
it'd just be nice to be slapped around a bit before and after by a qt

Like seriouslw hwlp i think in going psycho

>>8661660
useless swamptrash

>>8661684
hopefully tomorrow is only two times
baby steps, right?

i5s
Not h baby its not h

>>8661673
do you really have to give burch attention edie
youre the only one doing it

why not just let him die off

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>she's still an atheist
how does everything just exist for no reason like what started the big bang
im not saying there's a personal god but clearly there has to be some kind of immaterial force for the universe to make any sense
>>8661644
yes

https://clyp.it/vue2ytis

>>8661688
whys that, whats up?

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>>8661676
w-wew
thatd be sorta nice

>>8661661
its over, we re going to sleep

ni ni thread

>>8661717
>going to bed at exactly the same time as gloomy
i'm on to you.

>>8661685

i get dat

>>8661697

das mean

>>8661710

omfg

>>8661720
gloomi woomi

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>>8661720
coincidence? I think not

>>8661699
i don't see why religion would be the more likely answer to existence than scientific reasons yet unknown

>>8661717
schlaf schön schophie

>>8661699
>like what started the big bang
Not sure who you're addressing that too but the simple answer is we don't know what caused the big bang for sure, we don't know whether anything actually existed however a speculative catch all for questions about the origins of the universe is Quantum Fluctuations.

>>8661710
Wtf

>>8661722
good girl
best gf

>>8661724
you germans are all scheming against me desu

>>8661699
>what started the big bang
what created god

>>8661692
Bullyanon how are you

>>8661659
Why would I kill myself?
Suicide is for pussies, faggot

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>>8661725
how does science explain how things exist though
like you can find out a lot of qualities about reality through observation but you can't find out why reality exists
science is a useful tool but people try to use to answer things it isn't meant for
like imagine you're looking from the perspective of a character in a dream or a computer program or something, how would you figure out the nature of you existence through observation?

>>8661721
you know what this nigga does?

>>8661736
>what created god
The primordial gods, duh.

>>8661739
>still thinking there is only one bullyanon
primitive, sheltered thinking

>>8661695
Depends on how many mirrors i pass

Mtfg has been really metaphysical and increasingly disturbing and depressing lately

>>8661746
Hello second bullyanon how are you

>>8661739
mean, that's how i am

>>8661748
Mtfg has always been shit

>>8661748
is that my queue
because i don't have a turtle to post right now

How many months hrt before I become a girl ? :(

>>8661747
iktf, i'm sorry

>>8661742
Through logic, math, and experimentation.

Everything follows the laws of nature, we are simply deducing what those laws are and what their consequences will be/were. We will never know the reason for the universe, but we can figure out its cause.

>>8661749
im not even a bully anon im boo

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>>8661736
that's exactly the point, eventually you have to accept there is something beyond comprehension which created the universe, and that mote or less fulfills the criteria for a God
>>8661729
how are the rules of quantum fluctuations set though?

again im not saying that science is wrong or that i believe in s personal god who intervenes in humanity, just that there has to be something beyond materialism and idk what to call a creator not bound by physical laws other than god

>>8661755
Probably forever 95% of mtfs are Hon.
And if it become a hon, you might as well just eat a bullet

>>8661755
a lot

>>8661755
0 minus (your age in months)

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>>8661759
>Everything follows the laws of nature
you have no way of knowing that

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should all pedophiles be chemically castrated
http://www.strawpoll.me/13597310

>>8661699
> like what started the big bang
Probably nothing because all matter came into existence at that time.

>>8661762
just because humans can't understand something, doesn't mean it's god.
we barely understand earth, let alone our galaxy, let alone reality itself.

>>8661769
All mentally ill people should be

>>8661766
Fuck off descartes

>>8661769
Probably

>>8661661
sad
very bad
i want to prove to my therapist and myself that i can be a girl

>>8661776
You can't you hon

>>8661783
i know
i'm sorry

>>8661766
If you want a serious answer though, everything follows the laws of nature because if something happens it means it was allowed by the laws of nature. Even if trump sucked us all into his asshole tomorrow morning and became a black hole, it would still follow the laws of physics

>>8661665

I often try voice training or singing while I'm high and I feel like it helps me figure out different ways to use my muscles. Or maybe that's just the high talking. It's worth a shot. But if you're smoking something then that will hurt your vocal cords and make it tougher.

>>8661742
>how would you figure out the nature of you existence through observation?
Like...employing this type of skepticism just ends the conversation because you're not attempting to provide any view point but saying, "We can't know!" Congrats, Socrates figured that out a long ass time ago and our understanding of the world has still increased.
Tbh I think people are employing the knowledge gained from science in the wrong way. Sure, empiricism isn't infallible, that's why the scientific method is so rigorous. That said, I also don't think analytical propositions say much about reality at all.
TL;DR: Science doesn't explain how things exist, I guess you'd be looking for ontology. Still, we shouldn't ignore a preponderance of evidence in favor of something just cause we can never REALLY know. If that's the case, why are you even trying to discuss it?

>>8661661
okay, i guess

i'm drinking ginger beer and reading the road back

>>8661776
you can you cool person

>>8661762
>how are the rules of quantum fluctuations set though?

IDK not my field of study. I just study astronomy.

>idk what to call a creator not bound by physical laws other than god

A programmer?