My parents have accepted the fact that I am gay, but they can't

kil urself

I tried to do the Blood sign after a friend showed me how and it's impossible because of how 2 of my fingers lock into place, real tragic.

>>8655362
Explain AGP to them.

>>8655373
Assists per game?

>>8655377
Are you French?

>>8655384
Non. Je suis un américain. Mais j'ai étudié le français en lycée

>>8655362


hrt


transition

Why do your parents know how you fuck?

Oh yeah mum I prefer to be done doggystyle by Michael which if you'll recall is different to Callumn because I loved riding him.

Fucks wrong with you?

>>8655391
tfw understood u and me too

>>8655362
when two dudes are in a relationship there is no woman in the relationship

>>8655442
Must be sad being unable to talk to your parents.

"Hi, most closely related person to me in the world who I have spent all my life with. How's the weather?"

>>8655442
No. It's more like he's the head of the household, earns more, and I do stuff like sit in his lap

>>8655448
"No, I am an American. But I studied french in high school"

>>8655495
Maybe keep the sex play for when you're out of sight of your parents like normal couples do?

>>8655391
I don't speak frog but you do so that's a yes.

>>8655499
Sitting down with him on the couch is sex play?

>>8655506
Why did you ask?

>>8655514
Do het couples you know sit on each other's laps?

>>8655518
I saw it in the high school cafeteria all the time. But not any more in college

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>>8655362
>Telling other people you bottom
>Telling other people about your sex life

>>8655520
High school cafeteria isn't in front of mom and dad.

>>8655362
Stop discussing your sex life with people who are less mature than you are.

>>8655607
OP's parents BTFO.

>>8655432
kill yourself my dude

My mother was the same way when I started dating guys.
I told her that my relationship isn't the same as straight ones and there isn't a "woman" in my relationship.
She brought up the "girly" things I do and I said "The times I'm dominant aren't fit for you to hear." and winked. She never brought it up again.
Jokes on her I'm actually the bottom!

>>8655845
>I told her that my relationship isn't the same as straight ones and there isn't a "woman" in my relationship.
>Jokes on her [there totally is and it's me]!

>>8655845
So you lied to your mom because homophobia?
Why are people so ashamed of being feminine?

>>8655886
Because it's Christians making implications like always.

>>8655362
They didn't know they were raising a girl, so that can be quite difficult to come to terms with. The shock will wear off, but they'll never really be comfortable with it.

>>8655852
fucking lmao