Cis Lesgen

>general has gone down the gutter since I stopped paying attention to it
Calm down, nazi. The threads have been as shitty as always despite your attention to it.

I wish I had a chubby gf that would hug me. Haven't interacted with people except family all that much lately and most of my crushes have dissipated, which is sorta good because this one crush was making me pretty sad, but being away from her has started to clear my head.

>>8639833
>japanimation losers
Rich coming from a weeashitter

>>8639884
Would you take athletic and muscular instead?

>>8639869
Possibly it hasn't been any different and I only notice now after removing myself from it for a while. I doubt that tho.

>>8639888
I ain't discussing subtext with you fags. Like, New Game? Really?

>>8639904
It's all the same anime trash

>>8639914
Two nukes weren't enough.

>>8639833
Haha. The sign in the background says Wizard.

>>8639903
Yea, I'm in this mood where a hug seems like the best thing in the world

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>>8639972
It's gonna be okay, anony.

>>8639972
along with being muscular and athletic ...would it also be okay if i was tall and had a beard
>and penis

>>8639833
>if you could gf one woman in the world right now, who would it be and why?

Why, my crush of course.

>>8639833
OP pic is really cute, what's the story behind it?

>theoretically off work
>have to spend the whole day cleaning out the office and show room regardless
>tfw qt grill who knows I'm off asks me to hang out
>tfw I probably won't be able to make it today and I'll be out of town starting tomorrow

The one time a girl is interested in me.

>>8639904
New Game is unironically good.

>>8640689
Can't meet up with her for dinner or something?

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>new dengeki """"""yuri"""""" series is gunjo-tier
>same editor as yagakimi
Just what the fuck were they thinking.

just got home, have to go back in 9 hours
I want to die

>>8639869
wait, nazi is the one posting these threads?

>>8641324
She made this one because the other anon that was making them is on a business trip with a work laptop that blocks evil 4chan.

>>8641324
This one's hers, seriously how can't you tell.

Passing undesirable, just wanted to comment on how cute your generals opening pic is. Brought a warm smile to my face.

No, I'm not a lesbian or pursuing any, it's just an honest compliment. Have a nice day!

>>8641324
yes and no
She did for awhile, then someone else did
I think she runs one of the discords, which is the reason she hasn't made the threads in awhile

I like nazi tho, so it's w/e

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>>8641345

What's the scene in London like? I'm new to the community and want to know more. Are there women only places?
>am super femme, 18, bi
>sorry if I'm doing this wrong; I'm usually on /cgl/ board

>>8641350
Nah desu. She stopped making them for a while because some anons were having an autismo breakdown about her always making the threads or some shit like that.
I think she has always run the clg discord, but she was also the main one to continuously make the OPs.
I don't have anything against nazi either. She takes on the job of making the OPs when the rest of us are too lazy to do so, so it's whatever.

>>8641350
>liking nazi
why?

>>8641415
she soho

>>8640996
Are there raws out? I liked her thing in Eclair.

>>8641450
Her autistic screeching is mildly entertaining and hilarious. I just assume that she is trolling around most of the time.

>>8641497
that's what I used to think too

>>8641287
Damn. That's rough, anon.
Why take on so many hours?

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>>8641490
Probably but I'm not sure. I found this on /a/

>>8641450
she owns it,
grade A shit talker, member of a race I fetishize, overall fun to talk to
someone who shits on you to your face will never do it behind your back

idk, I like her

>>8641531
i can think of many others who own/owned their cuntiness

What does /clg/ think of ftms? Anyone have any experience with one? Or thought about transition at some point?
Everytime some talks about trannies, it's always mtf...

>>8641590
i see them the same way a hindu sees a sister who converted to islam

>>8641590
All all of them in here and tumblr are straight girls with the female equivalent of AGP thinking they can recreate their yaoi fantasies if they become """male""".

The only FtM I can respect are the ones who like girls.

>>8639833
>if you could gf one woman in the world right bow, who would it be and why?
Emma Watson. The fact that she's not a lesbian, proves that there is no god.

>>8641623
Please don't bully AGPs and AAPs.

>>8641501
Where did nazi hurt you, anony?
It's better to not take things that happen around here too seriously.

Why doesn't /x/ girl post anymore

>>8641634
TERFodykes hate anything that involves having fun or enjoying life in a way that isn't bowing down to the matriarchal collective hivemind.

And they wonder why the rest of us just laugh!

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>>8639833
>>females accept that being lesbian is best
Yeah, because straight crushes aren't a thing
/s

>>8641594
I do not understand this reference

>>8641660
No, if you were a normal person and stepped inside /ftmg/ or /agp/ or /tlg/ you would understand those people are fucking crazy and deluded and they also are the ones who are radicalized as fuck in all their views.

>>8641642
I was wondering that as well. Maybe she got a gf and doesn't need our companionship anymore.

>>8641669
Why didnt you install your anti-het component? Makes every hetshitter have the appeal of an obese otherkin.

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>>8641689
Genuinely asking you to teach me how.
Some of then straighties come in qt-tier packages.

I just broke up with my gf of 5 years.
>>She would boss me around
>>Tried to tell me what I can and can't buy with my own money
>>She would make me pay for all of her bills and car repairs
>>Go in my wallet and take money without asking
>>Disrespect me infront of others
>>All my friends hate her
>>Threw 300$ worth of makeup away, brand new unopened, and ripped my new clothes when she was angry
>>Wouldn't let me do my makeup and shove me out of the way of the mirror
>>She smashed the heels on my favorite pair of heels because she was angry
>>Sex completely stopped last year
>>She was always negative, condescending and childish and I couldn't take it anymore
It almost ended in a fist fight it got so bad..
She wasn't like this for the first few years, but the last two have been awful and I tried hard to make it work. I'm scared to leave my stuff at our place since we live together-- until I can move but I already paid all the bills there for another two months so that should give me enough time to find a place.

>>Going to buy myself that motorcycle I wanted this month and go pick up some qts.
I'm so happy to be single again

>>8641674
Yeah yeah sweetums, everyone is cray cray but you and everyone outside of your circlejerk is just a "bad person".

Was this supposed to be convincing? There is nothing wrong with having a fetish. There is nothing wrong with having a bedroom life. The more you stand against this the more you stand against any sort of reason.

MY BODY - MY RULES

Is it possible to fuck pussy with breast? By rubbing, especially.
>t.virgin

>>8641712
It wouldn't be a problem if your fucking fetish really stayed in your bedroom but you must impose your beliefs on everyone else.

>>8641718
Kind of a retarded idea desu

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>>8641718
Anything is possible, sweat Anon.

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>>8641732
Nobody is imposing anything on anybody, this is what we call a persecution complex in action. A black and white reality conjured up when the emotional person lets their emotions get the better of them. Note how *I* am directly targeted despite the fact I have mentioned nothing toward my own sexual preferences. Even defending third parties - makes me a threat to this person and their "ideal world" where all the "evil degeneracy" is banned.

Apparently, just letting people be is too much for the special snowflakes on 4chan these days. Everyone must be a culture warrior! Everyone must fight for le purity!

Are you a warrior, truly? I don't think so. I don't think you want to be, either.

>>8640977
I probably could, I should be done by tonight. Not sure if she is free at that time, though.
She actually also has an eating disorder so dinner might not be the best idea.

>>8641745
>Nobody is imposing anything on anybody
Transbians. Enough said.

>>8641745
ay bitch this ain't a college course on philosophy why dont you just call anon a faggot and move on?

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>>8641750
So you're imposing your viewpoint on other people's bedroom habits, and this is supposed to make someone else the enemy?

That's not how life works. Seems only your anger is giving you any motivation at all to debate back.

>>8641734
What makes it so? It's not like they're opposite magnets, nip and clit.
>>8641738
Aww yea :^)

>>8641759
Transbians are the ones imposing their penis on lesbians and other women outside the bedroom. Literally straight men who crossdress so they can share a sauna with little girls.

Anyone with AGP should be publicly executed.

>>8641762
>What makes it so?
Pushing your boob against a vulva or rubbing your nipple on a clitoris is just physically awkward to do and I think it is very unlikely to get anyone aroused.

Use your hand, ffs.

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>>8641765
More black and white viewpoints, violent impulsive behavior and death threats to other people. The poster has ceased entirely to field an argument and is instead demonstrating her own personal issues to the world through venting. Don't think it's gonna convince anyone either, I think she's only in this for herself by this point.

>>8641520
Mag raws aren't in the usual places I grab from, guess I'll wait.

I asked her out via email which was pretty autistic.

She was my high school English teacher and we've been dating since I was in 10th grade though the first years were really lowkey because of school.

Now we can go out in public and not have to worry since we're in a different area and no one seems to know or care.

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>>8641776
This is your average transbian.

>>8641771
Hmm, I see. Been having that fantasy for a while. You just saved me from potentially embarassing myself with future gf.

>>8641771
>>8641786
>thanks

>>8641765
I wonder how many cis lesbians have AGP.

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>>8641784
>She was my high school English teacher and we've been dating since I was in 10th grade
Just like in my lily comics. I demand story time. How did you know she was gay?

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>>8641799
idk what agp even is

>>8641784
Are you the one from the small tropical country you're too paranoid to name?

>>8641804
It had been a rumor for a while and I once saw her at the grocery store with a cute lady standing shoulder so shoulder and giggling.

I said hi to her and the lady walked away casually but I saw them walking out together too just short of holding hands.

I emailed her a few times for assignments and later socially. We chatted pretty frequently and when I changed my display picture to a picture of my stomach she asked why and I said I was trying to seduce girls to which she replied "that'll probably work"

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>>8641822
Gay. How big is the age gap? Was he really fine dating an underage? [spoiler]Did she fugg your teen pussy without going to jail?[/spoiler]

>>8641820
It's Skyrim.

>>8641841
>skyrim
>tropical country
triggered

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>>8639833
>official with my girlfriend
There wasn't a single event, it was one of those mutual, instant attractions that kept growing stronger. I don't think we had to say anything officially, we both knew and started referring to each as gfs early on.
>cheating scumbag
Both of us agree they should all kill themselves.

Free chocolates today at work, the kind with cherry liquor centers. I cheated a bit and took one of each kind. I don't know if it's the brand or they're past their shelf life or what, but the centers were like rancid cough medicine. Threw them out after one bite and feeling nauseous.
Not even cheating on my diet is worth it.

>>8641784
Damn. My Advanced English teacher was also pretty hot, but only low key gay with me.

>classes are over, chatting with a qt who's a student in one of her other classes
>teacher walks by, talks to us for a bit, invites us out for ice cream
>asks me if I'd like to sit in her car and have her drive us there

She definitely also spotted my gay.

>fast forward a few weeks
>grill in front of us doesn't understand text and asks teacher for help
>it's some political text about Republicans
>''They want the traditional gender roles and life for people - for women to marry a man and have kids''
>turns around to me
>''but for some people that's not the way they want to live their life''

>>8641849
...I downloaded a mod for that... once...

>>8641851
How much weight have you lost thus far, anon?

>>8641841
Well I was thinking of somewhere that one could say "belongs to the nords".

>>8641806
It's something tranners say. If you see any of those buzzwords - it's a male. So better to just filter them.

>>8641822
Hot.

>>8641896
Damn now I want a qt English teacher gf.

>>8641914
And the puzzle has been solved. *presses dragon claw*

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Does anybody here play a team sport or did so in the past?
Tell me about it.

>>8641906
I didn't weigh myself when I started. I'm 127lbs now, so 3lbs lighter than when I last posted on my weight. I think I'm averaging a pound every 2 weeks.

>>8641950
Very interesting.

>>8641974
Psst, Hail Sithis!

>>8641851
Anything with artificial cherry flavouring is the devil.

>>8641993
I don't actually know anything about Skyrim, only memes.

>>8641960
last time i played team sport, i was on the basket ball team at school, ended up injuring everyone both on my team and oppositions, couldn't kick me off tho cause i was a star player. Wish i could get back into it tho but i hate joining new places cause it kinda scares me

>>8641960
I was on the worst basketball team in elementary school, I don't even know why it existed. We had to pull from three grades to even have enough girls for a team, didn't have anyone on the bench. I couldn't (still can't) even dribble, but I was on it. It was humiliating, though thankfully I don't think we ever played more than one other school.

>>8641896
For me it was my chemistry teacher. She was sexy and super awkward. I was also awkward. It never went anywhere, I just fantasized about her in class.
God, I wish I could just kiss a qt girl. Just have her stroke my face even.

>>8642319
Write more about your chemistry teacher, she sounds moe.

>>8639833
>For our girlfriendless - if you could gf one woman in the world right now, who would it be and why?

An Alpha Glamazon like my mom. What else? I like my gfs well-educated, with a sense of fashion and always im control.

Any other different answer you may provide for the aforementioned question is a blatant lie, you lovely legbutts.

>>8641707
Your ex belongs in the asylum, or the trash can. Cut ties with that trainwreck and forget about the 'lets be friends with our exes because this is a small community' that the wannabe LGBT's tumblr gurus preach on and start living again.

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A couple of threads ago I posted about being bummed out that I didn't get the job I interviewed for because of my lack of socialization/communication skills. Y'know, because I'm shy and socially retarded to some degree.

Well last week I went to a different job interview after my best friend helped me out by coaching me for about a week on how to properly answer questions and such since she works for HR herself she knows what employers are looking for.

Walking out of the interview I felt as if I did a better job compared to the previous one. Wasn't really expecting much, I just wanted to get more practice doing interviews so I could build my confidence and whatever.
I got a callback today saying that I got the job. Fuck yes!!!
>tfw the pay is really good
>tfw it's the work shift I wanted
>tfw it's in my area of study
>tfw no longer NEET

Just wanted to say thanks to those anons that told me to keep trying. I really do appreciate your advice.

Vet tech anon, I hope you got your position as well!

>>8642453
You're not autistic anymore, anon? Well, congrats on your achievements.

>>8642376
>was single, late 20s, dark black hair and gorgeous face
>like I said she was awkward af, couldn't figure out how to use the overhead properly
>spilled her spaghetti once when some dude in our class asked if she got engaged (she didn't)
>had a little bunny at home, took pictures of them and showed them to our class
>was a pushover, would never be strict with any of us
>imagined myself making out with her in class a lot
That's about it.

>>8642453
>have friend who works for HR and coached you for a week
Well, you clearly not that autistic or socially retarded to have a friend like that. Congrats, anon, on making it!

>>8642453
I'm happy for you anon, congratulations.
Though I do wonder why you didn't get your friend to coach you before?

>>8642490
HNNNNG what a dork. Was she gay? If she was you should have pursued her.

>>8642453
>ywn have a friend like this

>>8642490
>was a pushover, would never be strict with any of us
Oh god, I was so terrible to that type of teacher when I was a little shit. I'm so sorry.

>>8642508
I don't think she was. Maybe bi? Never asked her.
I used to walk to my locker more often than I should have because I would pass by her class and get to see her. But I was also awkward and both our awkwardness could never amount to anything.
I'm also terribly shy around women. It sucks.

>>8642523
What a shame. She sounds completely adorable.

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>moving places, transporting all the things from my old to my new place
>take off a painting behind battlestation
>tfw my ex painted it for me last year and gifted it to me on my birthday
>come across the gift bag that some of her other gifts are still in
>sadness intensifies
>also little origami that were done by her everywhere

Moving out of my old place made me remember the time spent with her so much more intense than usual. She came over so often, it feels as if I'm not just leaving my apartment behind, but also our time spent together.

>>8642536
I may have creepily stared at he at the end of the semester because one of the new teachers who she was mentoring came in while some chemistry movie was playing and began massaging her shoulders. She made soft moans throughout the movie, it almost made me leave the class because her voice was so sexy.

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>>8642554
Damn

>>8642473
I'm slowly getting better at hiding my powers.

>>8642495
Thanks. She is actually the only friend I have irl. I've known her since we were both 4 years old. We met when we were in Pre-K.

>>8642496
I didn't think I needed the help in the first place. I mean, I knew I had trouble talking to people irl, but it wasn't until I went into my first interview that I realized how fucked I was. They would asked me questions regarding how to deal with co-workers in certain situations and I didn't know how to answer. I would give an answer and they would give me a concerning look. When they called me back saying I didn't get it because of my shitty communication/people skills, that is when I sought out help from my friend. She was willing to do mock interviews with me until I was comfortable giving out proper responses, so that is what helped me the most on my last interview.
I still don't feel comfortable being around others as much, but that is something I will continuously have to improve on.

>>8641585
I like S too, idk if she likes me
being a trumper and all
>>8641519
Picked up a swing shift cuz I got a few extra days off

>>8641520
>>8641782
Nvm, found em. So far it's a pretty stock ojousama school story with some extra edge and sex thrown in.

>>8643085
Is the sex at least yuri?

>>8643092
The page you posted implying there were uncomfortable things going on when mc was staying with relatives is the most het there's been so far.

>>8643110
>uncomfortable
Really, is finding cum in your panties, drinking semen and being forced to suck off someone just uncomfortable? It's fucking disgusting, over the fucking line. I still have PTSD from Gunjo and can't overlook this.

>>8641820
No I don't understand that reference.

>>8641837
14 years.

She wasn't really, we had sex like 4 times then stopped for 6 months and I was really worried that is what people meant by lesbian death bed but she was just having second thoughts. We still hung out at her house and she'd grade papers and I'd sit in the floor doing homework so it was comfy.

After the reconsideration we had sex a lot and she gave me a key to her house so I would literally run home, shower, then power walk to her house and go in the basement door and wait for her to come home. At night we'd drive across the river and get milkshakes and snuggle in her car.

>>8641896
English teachers are sexy beast.

My first crush was a woman who came into our elementary school and read to us once a week.

She eventually became an English teacher too.

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>>8643139
>this whole post
I'm fucking jelly but happy for you.

>>8643139
That's amazing. Can you describe the first time you guys had sex. Were you nervous? Was she nervous?

>>8643134
It was an intentionally ridiculous understatement you sperg. Nobody's asking you to read it, it's actually pretty boring so far.

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>>8643180
I'm just finding excuses to reply to you.

>>8643190
Oh. Well alright then.

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>>8643240
Yay. I thought you were mad or something.

>>8643273
Why would I be mad? Even I don't like this manga. Yet.

>>8643311
I will ask you for your opinion again next month (if you read the next chapter) because I'm sure everyone at /u/ already dropped this.

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>>8641590
>Anyone have any experience with one?
Kinda? I've had quite a few FtM friends, and I'm pretty sure my old FwB was closet trans. She was only soft butch when I met her, but apparently she used to bind and shit before we started hanging out and would talk about how much she hated her tits when she was drunk.

>>8641623
>All all of them in here and tumblr are straight girls with the female equivalent of AGP thinking they can recreate their yaoi fantasies if they become """male""".
Known several like this too, desu. One of them started out genderqueer, then changed to solidly "male" like 5-6 years ago, yet also admitted to having no dysphoria or any plans to transition. She looks like an andro baby teenager with a huge fucking rack and doesn't even bind afaik. We fell out of touch ages ago when her seeds of Tumblr retardation started sprouting, but she used to describe herself as "a gay guy in a woman's body".
>mfw

>>8642453
>Vet tech anon, I hope you got your position as well!
My first shift is this weekend. Congrats on popping your employment cherry, friend anon!

>>8643334
If we both haven't forgotten about it by then. I can't imagine many of them even picked it up, since:
>Her only "yuri" work is that hetsluts shit on Eclair that was like NTR, but even worse than NTR, if possible.
-anonymous /u/ poster

>>8643361
>>Her only "yuri" work is that hetsluts shit on Eclair that was like NTR, but even worse than NTR, if possible.
Well, is this true? You read it, right? What's it really about?

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>woman just came into store
>asking for manager
>probably got her order wrong
>maybe a free pie will shut her up
>"hey, how can I help you?"
>strong cat piss smell
>visibly mentally ill
>are you accepting applications right now?
>I've been out of work for fifteen years
A-apply online

>>8643379
This is the average lesgen poster in a few years, have more consideration.

nazi did you kick or ban?

>>8643370
>Well, is this true?
I believe that most would agree with their evaluation. It was translated, just not hosted on Dynasty for some reason.
http://www.mediafire.com/?a2mtqqzh8aizbcg

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>>8643359
>My first shift is this weekend.
Congrats!!

nazi how come you ignore me when it suits you and only ever pay attention when it's to deploy a 'sick' burn?

>>8643405
I remember reading this before. It's pretty retarded. You liked this story?

>>8643392
God I hope not
I assume posters here shower on the daily
>or at least twice a week
She came in wearing a mumu and flip flops, was covered in sores, I assumed it was acne
at least that's what I'm telling myself

>>8643474
>I assume posters here shower on the daily
>>or at least twice a week
Not my case. Well at least I don't have cats so I would just stink of my own piss.

>>8643474
I shower every other day.

>>8643496
bathe
no really
how can you get da pucci if you stank?

>>8643507
I don't. I have no reason to bath at fucking all.

>>8643515
what if I ask you real nice?
will you shower for me?

>>8643463
Yep.

>>8643525
B-but why.

>>8643474
Once per week here.

>>8643521
Only if you're cute. I wouldn't want a cute girl to see me all stinky.

>>8643533
Brain damage from having a childhood friend like that.

>>8641341
Two weeks, maybe longer depending. It doesn't matter, nazi has done most of these threads.
>>8643359
Congrats on officially getting the job.

I've known a few FtMs here and there. Only two I'd kinda consider friends. One I met after completing transitioning, and passed as this quiet, completely average guy.
The other I known back when she was a soft butch. Transitioning for her was an ugly process. Beard grew in scraggly, super hairy legs, T made her crazy moody, the scars after top surgery, mad weight gain. It was not pretty. But after a few years, she ended up looking and sounding a lot like some twink gay dude. Some point, I think she got into gay guys and I didn't see her around anymore.

>>8643474
>daily
Yeah of course, unless I work out. Then twice. But I work and have a gf.

hey nazi why did you let me back in? too much feather-light pressure from other mods? ;)

>a ban is different from a kick
doesn't seem like it to me

>>8643579
Can y'all keep your dumb shenanigans in discord please?

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>>8643553
Jesus. Have you ever thought of getting a loving gf to ease your shitty emotional baggage?

>>8643584
no i keep losing access to it for like 60 seconds at a time, for some reason :/

>>8643558
I've known one FtM. She was weird as a girl and even weirder transitioning. Ended up dating a male tranner but I'd already cut contact with her by then.

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>>8643416
>>8643558
Gracias. The starting pay's admittedly shit, but we already have a plan in place to bump me up through ranks/salary fairly quickly.

Fingers crossed that at least one of the fuckbillion qt girls that work there are gay.

>>8643604
>fuckbillion qt girls
We'll need regular reports as you suss out their gay potential.

>>8643590
Then friend her and talk shit privately.

>>8643619
she done keeps blocking and unblocking me. i can't tell when she's receiving my messages and when she's not

>>8643634
Then friend one of the other mods, just stop leaking shit into the thread.

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>>8643496
>>8643504
>>8643534
Oh my God you people are disgusting. You should be showering daily.

>>8643586
Cute segue, but no. It doesn't affect my day-to-day life, it's just given me a slightly masochistic penchant for stories with girls like that.

>>8643677
A-are you sure you don't need a gf either way?

>>8643638
>just stop leaking shit into the thread.
It keeps us bumped and gives us an insight into the discord.

>>8643696
>It keeps us bumped and gives us an insight into the discord.
Neither of those are good things.
Useless posts mean a new thread has to be created sooner, front page exposure brings more trolls and retards.
If you want to know about the discord go join it.

>>8643691
Positive, but points for persistence.

>>8643661
Because?

>>8643722
Alright.

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>>8643722
Wait, how about a wife? Do you think you need a wife?

>>8643661
I heard that's actually bad for you. We aren't males. Women who take regular care of themselves naturally don't need to bathe every day.

>>8643661
It's a vicious cycle. I want to meet girls, but when the occasion comes up I'm either too lazy to bathe or shave and bail at the end.

>>8643977
>We aren't males.
:^)

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Hey ladies sorry to intrude on your space but I have a question

>work with a lesbian
>no identity politics drama she shows up as I'm about to leave we exchange small talk and I bring her up to speed
>she keeps calling me babe and hon and I think sug once?

So what are the odds that A. These are just her mannerisms or B. She's being subtly condenscending ie "uhm no sweetie gender is a spectrum #diecisscum #itsliterallycurrentyear"

>>8643977
I thought males could take less care of themselves because they don't have periods and stuff?

>>8644019
Probably just mannerisms picked up from hanging out with gay men. I have to try really hard to stop myself from saying things like that sometimes.

>>8644043
They don't but they naturally smell awful all the time.

>>8643972
Maybe if you can cook, I'm a total sucker for delicious food.

>>8644069
I will learn. What kind of food do you like? Do you like sweets? Do you know how to cook yourself?

>>8644043
Women sweat less naturally, and when they do it's inoffensive compared to the yellow-stained nose hair burning sweat of a subhuman.

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>>8644049
A valid point. I hadn't considered that. Okay so now how do I stop crushing on her like a doofus with a loaded gun pointed at his feet?

>>8644050
>>8644091
Y-you too

>>8644091
I live in an all female household. I guess I didn't realize how lucky I was.

>>8644050
>>8644122
The most mysterious thing to me are their towels. Even if a dude showers ever day, the towel they use to dry their body will start to smell awful so quickly.

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>>8641450
>liking nazi
Even though she is the core reason I got booted from the discord I don't mind her. She is at least predictable. as>>8641531 said she is predictable and believes in thread quality before all else. There are worse "supreme overlords" haha
She does get triggered a little easily but she has been dealt a rough go/hand at life and I can relate to that.

>>8642898
>I like S too
See I don't mind S and I am pretty sure she likes me but I am just not into her ascetic.

>>8644148
>believes in thread quality before all else
d/a, but I can't stand people who are certain they know what's best for everyone, or that their idea of good is universal. People with that kind of conviction can do serious damage.

>>8644077
>What kind of food do you like?
Asian food, any region. Honestly I'd probably warm up to any cuisine though, as long as it's not like... 1950's white people food.
>Do you like sweets?
Nah not really into sweets, though oddly I kind of like baking them.
>Do you know how to cook yourself?
Yes but I'm very lazy so when I do it's usually just a simple stir fry or something easy like that.

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>>8644156
>d/a
What does d/a mean? I also understand what you are saying but to be fair I don't think anyone can honestly know for certain what is best for everyone. All they can do is get to know their users/population really well and use this to inform an decision they believe to be beneficial for the group at a general level.

It is her pursuit of that goal (whether she reaches it or not) that I respect. 4 chan is filled with naysayers and people who are REALLY hard to please. As a past thread op for something else I totally get the fickle nature of things. I think like most she is doing the best she can with what she is given.

>>8644184
>1950's white people food
What do you actually mean by this?

Frozen dinners?

Apple pie?

>>8644148
What was her rough hand?

>>8644184
Well I hope you like Mexican cuisine. I also hope you bake me something sometime because I do love sweets.

>>8644191
Long story, but doesn't need retelling unless she wants to.

>>8644217
>inb4 rape

>>8639833

I love this pic. mtf transbian here, but fuck me I love beautiful lesbians

>>8644190
I dunno, stuff like ham with boiled frozen veggie mix and mashed potatoes. Any of the various atrocities involving miracle whip, cool whip or cheez whiz that never should have been invented at all but still get brought to potlucks by old people. Canned whole chicken. Wonderbread. Meals that that you see on black and white sitcoms and that other people's grandparents fed you. Spam and grits get a free pass though, because Okinawa does decent things with spam and grits are delicious.

Nah apple pie is good shit.

>>8644199
Teach me the wonders of Mexican cuisine, apparently we are sadly lacking in authentic places up here. How do you feel about banana bread? That's one sweet that I don't mind baking and eating.

>>8644199
>Mexican quisine
Spicy enough to make me go super sayian in the bathroom?

>>8644264
>mtf transbian here
Why even say that? If you just posted without that everyone could happily think you're a cis lesbian.

>>8644274

I decided I was going to be honest many years ago, sorry.

>>8644265
I can't believe you don't like mashed potatoes and boiled broccoli with your roast ham.

You know to put cheese on it right?

>>8644265
I will cook you some yummy pollo con mole because it's the only thing I can think of right now (besides anything with tortillas of course). I really like banana bread, you don't see it very often here though.

>>8644267
I can't stand spicy myself but I can always add lots of chipotle to your serving so you can shit blood, if that's what you're into.

>>8644282
I suppose it could be better than lying.

I'm at an arcade/bar with a friend. These exist...?!

>mfw great place to pick up geeky chicks

>>8644307
Cheddar cheese on steamed or boiled broccoli (or cauliflower) is nasty. I hate it when cheddar gets wet and goes pale around the edges, makes the texture weirdly mealy too. Ugh. No.

>>8644312
>pollo con mole
Well reading recipes for that is making me salivate so we're off to a good start! Oh good, I make a mean banana bread. Spicyanon is not me, I am pretty firmly mild/medium. I like some spice, but not if it's going to destroy me on both ends.

>>8644338
I went to the Manhattan Barcade once, it was full of hipster normies and people fed the machines (reeee).

Is this accurate?
>As a guy, I've found there's basically two types of lesbians that exist:
>1). Genuinely one of the nicest, chillest people you will meet, can quite possibly become one of your best friends.
>2). Shrieking harpy that believes all men are potential rapists and mass castration is the only solution to save womenkind.
>And that's it, there's no fucking middle ground to be found.

>>8644348
>I make a mean banana bread
What does this mean? Is it gonna bite me of something?

>tfw white bitch stands more spicy than you
I'm a failure as a Mexican. I can make the mole somewhat spicy as long as you don't mind me crying while we eat.

>>8644348
It should be a good white cheese with a bite (like monterey jack for example) melted over the potatoes and broccoli while they're hot.

>>8644362
nah, the middle ground is the shy neets who hide in their rooms all day

>>8644360
>people fed the machines (reeee).
What does this mean?

>>8644282
>>8644314
Like no though. Saying that here is like walking into a pro life protest and being like, "sup all neat church thingy I just aborted my baby have a nice day" It is literally trolling.

>>8644368
Maybe if I make it with chunks of chili chocolate, never tried that before.

Nah I'm fine with unspicy food too.

>>8644377
Doubt. I can't say I've tried monterey jack on broccoli and potatoes so I can't actually knock it, but I'm skeptical.

>>8644420
>chili chocolate
What the fuck. Why does this exist.

>>8644398
Using the continue option, feeding the machine credits (hogging it). Yes, someone can place a token/coin if they really want to play next but it's easier for everyone if you just take a break between attempts. Only applies to relatively busy arcades, and clearly not to ones where nobody is actually trying to play the games.

>>8644435
What!! It's delicious! Sweet and spicy is a wonderful combo. Ginger + chocolate is also excellent, as is wasabi + chocolate.

>>8644436
Oh, I see. I've only been to arcades in passing previously, just in and out after trying a machine or two, so it didn't occur to me to be conscious of etiquette like this. I'll keep it in mind next time, thank you.

>>8644188
>What does d/a mean?
It means "different anon," peeps.

>>8644458
Eh don't worry about it too much, it doesn't matter in most arcades since they're not busy or just filled with children. I added the (reee) to indicate I'm being an autist.

>>8644479
That's THE peeps?!

Not sure if I want a gf or someone to have sleepover with .-.

What do adults even do when they hang out anyway

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>>8644435
>anon has never had mole before
You are missing out of some delicious food!
Have you had menudo, tamales, fajitas, frijoles a la charra, or maybe some tostadas? If the answer is no, I may need to kidnap you for about a week and make you eat all the mexican food my mother has taught me to make.

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*braps your path* Why do you always cute your hair so short, anon?

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>>8644362
>mass castration only
>allowing men to live at all
Come on now, anon..

>>8644551
Depends. If you're a bunch of busy people then often you meet so infrequently that it takes hours just to exchange updates about each other's lives. This can be done while eating, or hiking, or whatever. I still play video games with my friends when we get a chance to hang out for a whole day or more.

>>8644405

I'm a female though and I like women. The law says I am female regardless of what you think.

>>8644513
Anon, come with me next time and teach me the ropes. I'll even buy your tokens for you.

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>>8644479
Ah thanks. I'll remember that now.

Tfw gf is making us oatmeal chocolate chip cookies :3

>>8644553
Did you know hummus is a lesbian stereotype?

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>>8644599
Like that is cool, but the law doesn't saw you are cis because at a legal level that distinction isn't made. This thread is for CIS females, not just legal females which is a catch all for both. That is why if you see someone with a gender listed as "female" in Her, for example, you can't say for certain what she is. She might be an old school kinda girl who doesn't bother with cis or she might be a trans girl unwilling to out herself. Side note what the fuck is a "Boi" and why is it in my app for women who like women made by women....

>>8644636
>boi
I'd assume.... some flavor of butch?

>>8644636
>>8644654
Yeah it's a flavor of butch and they're generally all asshats but boy are some of them cute.

>>8644614
Making cookies at 2AM? Your gf sounds awesome.

All this food talk made me hungry so I made cinnamon chili yam fries and some lime cilantro sour cream to go with them.

>>8644676
I think peeps is PST, so 12am.

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>>8644676
I mean I am making a pot roast and gravy for both of us, but she is making short bread chocolate chip, and Oatmeal chocolate chip (my fav/for me). It is also not 2AM here yet.
She is pretty great though. She found out she got the job she applied for officially so that is awesome! Tomorrow I find out if I got the job I applied for as well. She immediately went to "I can't wait to finally get a dog" haha. (Jumping the gun a little but we could do with some optimism.)

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>>8644693
>I think peeps is PST, so 12am.
Spooky.
>All this food talk made me hungry
Your fries sound awesome. Since we are on topic this is how the roast turned out. (Steamy so hard to get a good picture.)

>>8644703
I burnt the fries a bit since it was a smaller batch than usual but they were still good.
Mmmm, those mushrooms and onions.

>>8644703
Are those mini, tiny, bite size potatoes? If they are, I've never seen such potatoes at the grocery store I frequent.
Either way, looks good desu.

>>8644611
I don't know what else I'd teach you!

>>8644694
Is that a lion...?

>>8644716
>Are those mini, tiny, bite size potatoes?
They are! They were actually cheaper than the smaller bags of potatoes (1.99$) so figured get those and they would cook up perfect in a roast after a quick wash/scrub without needing to peel or cut them.

>>8644725
It might actually be a leopard. Has a lion vibe though.

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>>8644694
>all these anons getting jobs
As a neet, I'm jelly af. Perhaps I should get out and get one as well. If only I had the motivation to do so.

>>8644734
Qt's like employed anons. That should be a good motivation.

>>8644716
You're missing out, they're really tender and creamy.

>>8644728
Yeah the face shape and lack of spots on the muzzle/cheeks/legs say lion to me.

Anyone ever have things under control doing really well then suddenly things are too much and take a break?

>In high school I had a little under-the-table job
>quit out of the blue because I thought it was too much
>it was only part time weekends
>same thing in school
>As and Bs
>then total apathy
>cut class
>dropped out

If I get a job again I think this would happen again. Not sure what I'm avoiding.


>inb4 therapy

>>8644764
I can promise in the grand scheme of things this stuff won't amount to much. I know what it is like for that stuff to happen though.

>>8644764
I get at least a few months of that per year, don't know what it is. I suddenly can't be bothered to even wash my face in the morning and just lie facedown on the floor for hours.

>>8641712
Ugh....ughhhhhh you people are the fucking WORST! Please.DIE

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>>8643977
>we arnt males

>>8644599
Natural laws say you're still a man

>>8644128
>not washing your towels after every use

>>8644764
I wish
>that RV ain't gonna buy itself

>>8644734
you can do it anon
>a bad job is better than no job
>even your chinese cartoons are doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebPd26u9n-A

>>8645215
I really hope she fugged that senpai.

>>8644938
>Natural laws

>>8645215
I don't want to work at a fast food joint. I did that when I was in high school and it sucked. I don't want to submit myself to that kind of torture again.

>tfw first time using elemental geometry to autism
Wow this shit is so useful, I regret hating math in school now.

>>8644764
You're just the typical millenial weakling. Chill.

>>8643152
Thanks anon.

>>8643179
It was really awkward for me. She kept blue-beaning me a little in the weeks leading up to it and I was getting pretty frustrated.

Being super autistic I just told her one night while we were making out on her couch that I really wanted to eat her out and she didn't have to reciprocate and if it wasn't good I'd whatever it took to make it better.

It kinda makes me wish I was dead when I think about it but I really sensitive at the time about not being a good lesbian. I had only ate one girl out before and she was at best bi-curious and she didn't care for what I did, pretty sure she faked an orgasm to get away from me.

She didn't say anything but she didn't stop me when I started pulling her PJs down. I did my best and it took a long time but I think I legitimately got her off. She was really nice about it but super quiet for most of the time which it would have been nice if she moaned a little or something. Also I had been kneed in the face pretty hard doing some cheer-leading stuff so it was kinda tender.

We kissed some more and she assured me I did okay then she slid off the couch and did me. It was pretty amazing but I was like 97.2% the way to an orgasm before she started and she had to shush me twice because it was after 1am and she had pretty close neighbors that slept downstairs because they were too old to go up their staircase.

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>>8645483
There is nothing wrong with being a typical millennial.

>>8645500
This shit needs to be made into a manga.

Do you know that feeling when watching yuri on phone and your ugly-ass relative calls, and their fatso and/or man face invading the screen ruins it completely? I swear it happens almost everytime. And I'm not even answering them because I sound sweaty and trembling. Yeah, I have my highest libido on mornings and afternoons, dunno why.

>>8645582
What yuri are you watching?

>>8645593
I tend to search images from booru sites and /u/, so it's pretty much random. Usually bdsm degeneracy, ahem.

>>8645614
Post some BDSM degeneracy.

>>8645630
blue board, so links only. don't encourage the anon to get banned over porn posting.

>>8645630
>>8645633
Well, yup that's why I can't. Pretty much everything from /u/ BDSM threads, except those too loli or clearly made by man.

>>8645526
Hoshikawa Ginza 4chome already exists.

>>8645656
Yeah but it's not as lewd, despite being Kurogane Ken, and we need more stories like those.

>>8645776
unbump

>>8645776
What the fuck dude, are you high?

>going to Tokyo in october
>find out there's a lesbian escort service in Shinjuku accepting foreigners thanks to /a/
>30 000 yen for 60 min
>go check the girls for shit and giggles
>they're at least 100 and some of them are really cute
Damn. Too bad I'm going with my sister, and I don't see myself telling her I'll go fuck a hooker for one hour or more and that's why I can't pay for the meals anymore.
I'll try to go to ni-chome at least.

>tfw psychosis
I'm living hell.

>>8645993
Fuck it. Do it anyways!

>>8645993
You can eat for pretty cheap in Japan, just so you know.

>>8646076
I'm going there for 3 weeks with 1100 euros, with everything but the meals, shopping and visits paid for, but 30 000 yen is not a trivial amount of money. I'll see at least how it goes in Osaka and in the other cities we're doing before going to Tokyo. And hooking up with a girl in bar would actually be far cheaper, so I'll try to do bars where we are. Plus, meeting locals will probably be great.
But I know at least I don't leave korean and japanese girls indifferent.

>>8646127
I know, but I'm planning to buy a lot af shit, unless I spend all of it in alcohol.

>>8639833
We didn't make it official in the traditional sense. We three came together because it happened. Nothing that special about it. Though now we've all come out of the closer to all of our families and it was a spectacle every single time. Not just to come out as a lesbian but as a lesbian with two girlfriends. We have cordial relationship towards all families but they're not exactly friendly for obvious reasons. Anyway, we're currently looking for our own apartment and a mortgage.
>cheap with 3 payers

>>8644939
That is ridiculously wasteful.

>>8646228
Hey polyanon. What's up? How are your travel plans going?

>>8646277
Hey there. Everything is well. I have to return to work by Monday and stuff. Though good news is that we're going to visit Seattle next summer and Japan during March. How about you, anony?

>>8646319
>Seattle next summer and Japan during March.
Why Seattle?

>>8646319
Seems like you have some fun trips ahead of you. As for me, I may go to Italy in November with some of my cousins. It all depends on if I manage to get some time off of work.

>>8646496
No reason specific. But the Cascadia area does interest me and I want to visit it soon.
>>8646665
Hopefully so. Where in Italy are you going? North Italy countryside is very beautiful.

>>8646319
>Seattle next summer
G-good luck with the weather.
>Japan during March
Cherry blossom season!!

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>>8645500
>She kept blue-beaning me
I have never heard that term before but immediately got it. Nice stuff anon.

I had a dream about climbing up this mountain and staying in this massive blanket/fur walled tent with really thick rugs and there were these two big beds covered in animal furs that were entirely too soft and a big fireplace in the back, during the middle of a blizzard.

I am taking my stuff off and getting settled just lit the fire, and this other person walks in, swirls of snow follow them as they pass through the tent flap. They are all bundled up and just look like a blob of clothes. They walk over by the fire and start taking things off as I get into my bed. I quickly realize that the person is a woman, and a beautiful one at that. The light plays off her hair the same color as the fire, and she sends a smoldering look my way with matching intensity.

She took off most of her clothes and I was doing my best not to stare. She smirked and started coming towards my bed, plunked her stuff down next to it and started getting in the bed while I was stammering that “this was mine and her was over there.” She pressed her still cold from the outdoors finger to my lips and said "It's going to be a looong cold night darling, I need some company."

She caressed my breasts with those still cold hands of hers and I could already feel myself getting wet, as my nipples perked up in chorus reacting to her icy touch.

She leaned in for a deep kiss and my eyes popped open with surprise as her tongue was also cold, and not entirely unpleasant. The kiss ended and I let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding as it made a little cloud in the air. Any other thoughts I might have had before she entered were long abandoned and I was now solely focused on her.

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Let me know if you want to see the rest. It won't fit on one block.

>>8645525
Except being a millenial.

>>8645582
I do. Usually happens when I'm looking at my awesome stash of lesgen's pictures.

LET ME BROWSE MY SHIT IN PEACE

Also everyone's ugly. People are just... so average.

>>8646228
Describe your threesomes, for science.

>>8646970
(nayrt) You fucked a vampire...

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>>8646970
>>8647014
She leaned in for a deep kiss and my eyes popped open with surprise as her tongue was also cold, and not entirely unpleasant. The kiss ended and I let out a breath I didn't realize I was holding as it made a little cloud in the air. Any other thoughts I might have had before she entered were long abandoned and I was now solely focused on her.

I felt her somehow still cold hands running up and down my inner thighs while she maintained a self-satisfied smirk as I began squirming involuntarily. It was already too much, and the feeling of the soft furs against my naked body only served to intensify things. I wanted to taste her more than anything. As if reading my mind she rotated around to present herself to me.

It was better than I could have imagined. I alternated pressing my tongue deep into her and then returning to that little fleshy nodule of pleasure we both shared. I was relentless. I shouldn’t have been surprised at this point but I was by just how cold even her vagina was. As if being driven on my some invisible conductor our pace quickened as did the pounding of my heart in frantic rhythm with our motions. I had already had the first of many orgasms but kept to my task through it all. I felt the rising crescendo of tension in the air leading up to our inevitable finale.
She finally gasped and let out a long moan as I succeeded in pleasuring her and all of a sudden I noticed a rush of warmth emanate out from her and deep into me. My eyes rolled back into my head as the feeling passed through me and I climaxed in delayed unison.

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>>8647042
>>8647014
She quickly turned around and threw her arms around me pressing as close as she could. “T-Thank you.” She whispered into my ear. Gone was her stoic personality replaced instead with a jubilant and cuddly girl now before me. She somehow looked younger. “You see I was cursed by a small statue bust I discovered while exploring a cave on this mountain. I lost the ability to feel warmth of any kind. The curse could only be broken by allowing another woman to feel the fiery passions and warmth that I no longer could not.”

She pressed her lips against mine and gave me another deep passionate kiss this time with a warmth equal to my own. “There’s one more thing…” she said looking sheepishly at the floor. “I don’t want to be alone anymore.” I chuckled and brushed a stray lock out of her face and pulled her face up to look at mine. “You won’t have to.” I said smiling. She excitedly threw her arms around my neck again and we lay down and cuddled close. The only sound her soft breathing and the gentle crackling of the fire.
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And there you have it. Suprise not a vampire! (although it would have been a ncie twist)

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A FUCKING STRAY CAT SCRATCHED ALL MY LEG WHILE TRYING TO ESCAPE WITH MY FOOD GOD DAMN FUCK CATS SO MUCH THEY ARE THE NIGGERS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM NOW I WILL NEED TO GET PAINFUL ANTI RABIES SHOTS

>>8647042
>>8647050
Hot! Honestly I expected a vampire, but that sounds more awesome.

>>8647014
where did this nayrt thing come from, I've seen it replacing d/a recently

>>8647082
Probably because nayrt makes newfags more likely to google up. Just a theory.

>>8647082
people can't get enough acronyms. "Not the Anon you're replying to" It wasn't even really applicable where it was used above.

>>8647082
d/a is better. Why bother making things longer?

>>8647094
>>8647111
i know what it means, and i figure it's just the next trend but i want to know where people picked it up from

>>8647058
Don't be a paranoid nigger. The chance of that cat having rabies is miniscule, for it to be tranmitted by a scratch alone even less.

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These two are too cute.

>>8647170
Source?

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>>8647189
私は君を泣かせたい(文尾文)
watashi wa kimi wo nakasetai by Fumio Aya
Warning: subtext only.

>>8647248
Thank you. That's fine, subtext turns me on more than straight up yuri for some reason.

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>>8647268
>turns me on
I would have said it's more adorable than arousing, but hey if that's what floats your boat.

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>>8647058
Consider yourself lucky that you escaped with just a scratch.

>>8647058
I saw a group of kittens at the 711 this morning and wanted to catch one
but they ran away

>>8647058
How did it get your food in the first place

>Read news report of a teenage girl who is raped by a male at a train station, she tries to ask for help from another male and he rapes her too.

I am really trying to figure out why we allow these monsters to exist at all.

>>8647361
Isn't the same artist publishing non-subtext in Galette? (or maybe it was a one-shot in Eclair)

>>8647683
They were both sandniggers, what did you expect?

Britbongistan, yes.

>>8644362
I'm 1) on the outside and 2) on the inside.

>>8647717
Doesn't matter the color. Shit is shit and we should clear it out.

>>8645500
>you will never have this experience
That's so hot.. I just want one girl who I can make out with and eat out. Fuck I haven't had sex in 3 years.. I'm too scared of girls though. I'm yearning for it so badly though.

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>>8647713
Hmm, I don't believe Fumio has appeared in either Galette or Eclair. Are you thinking of this oneshot from Ultra Jump?

>>8647878
I don't think that is the one. I'm probably confused then.

>>8647683
>I am really trying to figure out why we allow these monsters to exist at all.
Progressivism.

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>come up with yuri game idea one sleepless night
>can't program for shit in literal baby-tier language
This isn't like in my chinese cartoons at all. I'm retarded.

>>8647937
If you are considering C++ baby tier that would be part of your problem.

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>>8647968
I'm using Smile BASIC because I can do it from my 3DS. The bad thing is that there is very few documentation besides the reference and a fan page where I keep bothering the autists in the chat and they are already fed with me.

I mean this shit is super easy but there is no documentation on how to use the Smile Tool even to import graphics or sounds. So far I'm done with the intro screen with a pseudo-cursor but it's pretty niggerish.

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>>8647896
Takada Fumiko fits that description I guess, they have a serialization with mild subtext (more like codependence) and does stuff for Eclair. But Takada's art is pretty different. Can't think of any others off the top of my head.

Can I have some advice, /lesgen/?
I don't really have anyone to talk to about this but I think I'm gonna let my girlfriend go down on me and I'm a virgin so I don't really know but should I be completely shaved when she does?
I normally stay pretty shaved but not 100% and I just wasn't sure if I should be or not

>>8648002
Personal preference, but maybe meet somewhere in the middle. Unruly bush will get in the way but shaving it tends to make it kinda stubbly.

Oh shit it's Friday. Wow.

>>8648002
/clg/. Your attempt at "inclusive lesgen" is dead and buried.

>>8648327
newfaaaag

>>8648345
fake nooz
I've been here since the days of tc

>>8648360
then you should know this has always been lesgen

>>8648365
Not since the tranners made /lesgen/ to be apart from /clg/.

>>8648373
>not asserting claim to lesgen
fucking weak
also clg sucks as a name, too similar to cgl and it made people post dumb """"esports"""" shit

>>8648387
That was a meme here for a bit, but the LoL poster stopped posting it

>>8648387
The distinction was made to separate us from the tranners. Still haven't found a way to get rid of the bishits tho. They don't know what "lesbian" means.

Slerp meds have kicled in. Seeing double, aural hallucinatooms...

I'm really anxious about gorst shift tomo t row. I don't wanna f ail everyone. Please ley it go well
Please ket th all likr me.

>>8648402
so despite the competition being dead and the need for disambiguation being gone you still pick the shittier name?

>>8648417
weak

>>8648426
Accept the superiority of the afab. You fucking butthurt male.

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>>8648418
Good luck anon, we're rooting for you.

>>8648430
i'm cis you mong, clg is just a fucking retarded name

>>8648442
Thanks for your input. No one else cares.

>>8648418
Good night, anony. Hope your first shift tomorrow goes well!

>>8648447
>No one else cares.
Speaking for everyone as usual, I see.

>>8641642
She seemed to feel self-conscious after talking about herself so much (which is a shame) so she might just be lurking. Though >>8641679 could be right too.

>>8648327
>"inclusive lesgen"
It is still around/going strong just in discord only. It's not even tranner the op is slightly left of borderline transphobic and just gave up on the 4chan thread when she started recruiting from /soc/.

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>>8648433
Have a cute catto.

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>>8648565
Redirecting catto to >>8648418 and supplementing with additional catpower.

>>8646938
I like rain if that's what you mean.
>>8647013
I get this question a lot for some reason.