>tfw haven't caressed a cock since january '17 >tfw

>>8638905
>tfw never caressed a cock in my life except my own and I don't even like my dick
Could be worse senpai

>>8638921
How is that possible? tbqh

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>january 17

That's the day I started talking to my first bf. 6 months before I found out he was cheating on me for almost the entire time

>january '17

> it's the current year

You could do a lot worse honny. Some r9k tier robots go years without sex, or entire lifetimes.

>>8638993
>tfw u will never take some sad /r9k/bot's virginity

>>8639015
never say never anon.

I took one's in college. He was the cute pale type, with only mildly displeasing hygiene.

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>>8639015
Hey

>>8638905
>since january '17

try since january '07

>>8638905

>Your happiness is defined by how many cocks you can make cum
What a disgusting life trannies live

>>8638905
>Mid '16 gf suddenly starts having vaginal problems
>Sex too painful for her
>Test for STIs
>All negative
>Relieved, tell her that I will always support her and we will figure out how to fix this
>4 gynecologists and 1 year later very little improvement, no cure in sight
>gf hasn't been willing to have any sexual contact entire time
>11 months without sex for both of us, probably never again

Look on the bright side anon, at least you'll get to have sex again someday unlike me. Inb4 break up with her; I love my girlfriend so I'd never cheat on her or break up with her over something like this.

>>8638905
Yuu need to fid giftgiver sweetie and then you won't have to worry anymore. You poor thing you need the bug and a hug

>>8640511
>since january '07

try since january '97

>21 year old virgin

you could be off far worse op

>>8638905
I'm a masc bodied gay man that has never had sex because I don't want to resort to hook ups and no one wants a commitment.

>>8641271
>28 year old virgin

Could be worse. I didn't even come out until 22.

>>8641284
I came out to myself a few month ago, else I told no one beside my online friends. I hope you're alright

>>8641291
>I hope you're alright
What qualifies?

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>>8640848
>tfw no cock since 7 AD

>>8638933
That's so sad D:

You deserve so much better

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>>8638905
What is your hotness to autism ratio? Asking for a friend.

>>8638905
How do you meet guys? I'm still in college and some close friends said I look decent so I think I still have a chance. Kinda want to keep it on the downlow since I'd get cut the fuck off by most friends and family if they found out.

Is being a gay virgin more or less pathetic than being a straight virgin?

>>8640848
You were molested?

>>8641385
More since gays fuck anything that moves.

>>8641402
Some of us have standards. I would rather not have sex than resort to hookups with obese,old slobs.

>>8638905
Post pics.

>>8640613

Monogamy is sad.

>>8640613
You can at least get blown/handjobs by her right?

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>>8641619
Nah the mysterious illness that cannot be detected by modern medicine, extends to all sexual contact...... well for everyone except Tyrone.....
xD xD xD

>>8641277

Are you 12?

Relationships aren't black or white. You're trapping yourself in a false dichotomy i.e. I can only get sex through hook ups or LTR.

P.S. starting any sentence with "I'm masc" makes you sound like a self loathing brat.

>>8640613
>>Sex too painful for her
You do understand that means she is not becoming aroused?

>>gf hasn't been willing to have any sexual contact entire time
You really need to break up with her. Just be her friends if you really love her so much. There is no point to a sexual relationship with no sexual chemistry.

>>8641666
My experience with people that want hookups don't want anything other than a hole to quickly nut into and for you to get out as quickly as possible. I'm no ones fleshlight. I put that I am masc to show that I'm not one more mtf complaining.

>>8641666
To clarify all I'm really looking for is to date like normal people do instead of jumping from stranger to stranger for sex. Meeting up for coffee first is too deep for these people.

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>>8638905
lol what

>tfw pure maiden for 22 years
>tfw not desperate at all
>tfw will be pure and virtuous for my first true love

>>8641867
>maiden
Sure, hon.

>>8641867
Pure and virtuous better also involve a lot of bondage.

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>>8641887
I-ideally...

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>bisexual male with no interest in bottoming
>still khv because my penis is literally too small for anyone to enjoy

I must have sinned in a past life to deserve this

>>8641919
That's a good girl!

>>8642227
How would a small penis prevent you from kissing, handholding or even having sex?

Once you get them to the bedroom they're not going to cancel the plans over a small weiner.

>>8641838
Nah, think bigger. Ice cream and park.

>>8642267
because I don't just care about having sex, I want someone to enjoy their time with me and not be embarassed at who their with

that doesn't happen with what I'm packin

>>8642363
Holy shit I'd practically mercyfuck you just because you remind me so much of my bf. Well, not with the body part (his is his illness that he's hung up on, just like mine is my body of course, tranny and all), but still.

Considered Craigslist? Does 'Someone please fuck me' even work on there, I dunno...?

>>8642363
Sub bi male not into penetrative sex here. I just want a romantic friend, not sex.

>>8642412
>I just want a romantic friend, not sex.
Me too, I stopped enjoying sex about 5 years ago.

>>8642412
Same. I'm kinky but I don't personally need to get off and penetration's weird.

>>8642363
It's just a penis. I know some people are obsessed about penis size but maybe you personally should get over it and move on with your life. You obviously do care about having sex, you were just saying how being a khv is some kind of divine punishment, so don't you dare try to bullshit me Anonymous. Clean your room, get yourself together.

>>8639020
i was once involved with a nerd and sucked him off. he had the most tasty cum i ever tasted but we soon parted ways because of my autism

;-;

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>>8642240
D-don't call me that! You're gonna take away my purity!

>>8642479
I can only imagine what goes on in your browser history. Who knows how that didn't already take your purity away.

>>8642363
I don't care about a guy's dick size unless he is an "exclusive top".

>>8642336
I have yet to speak with a man that is not morbidly obese that didn't tell me they just wanted a quick fuck and everything else was not an option.

It seems the only men that are actually interested in dating are the ones that probably can't get hookups.

>>8642810
Maybe you're just, looking for love in all the wrong places...

>>8642828
Maybe but I may not have any good places to look either. Sites and apps have failed, social circle has failed, I am masc bodied so I "don't look gay" so I will never be approached. Clubs are probably my only option. As my schedule gets cleared up I will be able to go to them.

What do you suggest?

>>8642864
I would suggest you stop looking. Take a break from "The Scene", then try the dating sites or whatever after you've had a few weeks away from this bs. Then, with your head clear, return to the process of searching for someone looking for actual dating.

>>8642885
That is what I'm doing now. It aggravates me how long I have to "wait" for things to change.

>>8641619
>>8641715
She wont have any contact with me because she gets aroused but touching herself is painful. She will get wet, and I can try to do things for her but I have to be really gentle but that wont finish her and just makes her frustrated.

I would never leave her! Could you imagine if that happened to you? You could no longer have any sexual pleasure and then just like that your partner of 5 years up and leaves you? I'd rather be sexless but have a proper romance.

>>8638930
by not being a cock-hungry slut, anon.

>>8640613
I'm sure she acts differently for Tyrone and Darquan

>>8643342
Look, I'm not a doctor, but if they can't find any medical reason for sex to be so uncomfortable for her then I'm guessing the problem is a lack of sexual chemistry between you two.

>>8643731
Well it is supposedly either vulvodynia or vaginismus.

Neither of which can be cured. They either resolve on their own or they don't.

>>8643731
>>8643829
vaginas are so fucking complicated and disgusting

>>8643879
This, goddamn I'm glad I was blessed with the male body
Is there a more beautiful thing in nature than an erect cock

>>8642363
Size really isn't that important. The biggest dicked dude I've ever been with did more for me with two fingers than he ever could with his cock.

>>8643346
tfw im a cock hungry slut but still never touched another dick

I've never gotten to caress any cock beyond a cheap rubber dildo. :(

>>8645474
you just fantasize about it. if you really were you'd do it by now

>>8638905
Post location. I'm sure there's some shitty 4chan cock in ur area.

>>8640613
vaginismus is easily treatable with drugs and therapy. easily meaning within 5 years

>>8645476
I'd be your cheap rubber dildo.