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Old: >>8620154
boo thread
second for i love pookie and hailey
I like being extremely cisphobic and bigoted in real life, and then coming here to have people tell me that I'm actually transgender in denial.
It makes my heart skip a beat and gives me a sudden burst of energy and glee that slowly fades back into depression shortly after.
>>8622577
i love pookie but haileys boring
also dated birdy
top bleeegh
>>8622581
who dis
>>8622556
Bring back diap threads!
hello everyone :3
>>8622556
Definitely come back to me on the things I made you try out, Charlotte. It's a promise, right ? :D
Let me go fetch a big fucking knife...
>>8622585
o-okay >////<
>>8622581
wait
when did i date birdy
wha
:(
>>8622581
Hailey is amazing and great and you just don't know her >:C (also she never dated bird fuck)
Pookie is best too we love her
>>8622515
I feel like that's called lucid dreaming; I know friends that got super into it, but they never told me about any night terrors they had while lucid.
>>8622589
It's a promise!
>>8622596
titties :)
Birdy is cool
>>8622590
post more pl0x
>>8622600
no he isnt, he is trash im glad he got doxxed.
>>8622602
this is me
>>8622598
Well fuck me I responded on the other thread
Life is suffering
>>8622600
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHAHHAHWHSHAHAAHSHHSHDXXGDUFNCJXOCHXHXCJCJDJDFKDIFDVUDUDLFGNXBhi$68_*+6jdufdjrsuchtu@7*(ijh go djjfudjhd help HELP ME
kill birdy honestly
>>8622593
so does that make pookie a 11/10 then
>>8622615
By the way, it totally wasn't lucid-dreaming, because I was aware of my physical surroundings. I turned around, felt my pillow, saw my room. But somehow it felt like I wasn't the one doing those things and thinking those thoughts.
Really interesting state. Not pleasant, though.
post the birdy x hailey ship history
i need to brush up on it
How do I make friends?
>>8622620
He is just a not great person =/
also I miss campfire but yea it made me sad too ;_;
>>8622621
back off my pook >:U
>>8622619
Lukako spotted
>>8622626
creepy repressed dude creeps on every girl possible
trip named hailey is desperate enough to accept it
/end_logs
>>8622636
no really i need to know when i dated birdy
i must have blacked out for like a month or something
>>8622566
damn, that makes me sad
>>8622636
and now she's mine and we do cute lesbian things together :3
(also he creeped on me and got mad when I got attached =/)
>>8622624
That's super weird ._. Like one of those dreams where you wake up and start going to class, and then ACTUALLY wake up. Only far more nightmarish.
>>8622644
>a wild ash appears
o.o
Doesn't sound fun.
Where can I buy cyanide? I need to end this misery.
>>8622653
it's been what like..4 months
>>8622622
Yeah babe, lmk.
>>8622645
have you considered that there were other haileys
>>8622644
holy shit its you
>>8622653
It wasn't so bad. I'm very hard to move in many contexts. Like, sometimes I do totally lose my shit when dealing with toxic people, especially my family, but most things have to try really hard to to really shock me, or make me feel strong negative emotions. I'm resilient, and I have a lot of inertia.
Aaaaanyway, I'm a French-fag and it's 2 am. I'm going to bed. Buhbye ^_^
>>8622631
I liked (most) people in campfire but some of the things said there made me either really depressed or just weirded me out. They probably have no ill intentions but I guess campfire wasnt really my cup of tea. (And I guess im not that ready for tranny friends yet)
>>8622651
oh so pookies mine then
>>8622659
ash, why did you abandon us and leave us all alone
>tfw ruined date by being a total insecure loser
I actually said to him "nobody else talks to me, why do you talk to me?" I know cringe right?
>>8622668
Yeee boy!
>>8622680
School and got into a deep dark depression ;; Just finally got back on my feet the past few weeks~
>>8622653
FUCK MY LIFE I fucked that up that so badly ;_;
>>8622659
that's like forever in dog years
>>8622673
ugh, family problems suck :(
cya later frenchie
>>8622685
maybe he's into that
desu i dont get how you could be into heroin and cocaine and shit and yet be socially awkward
>>8622688
>School and got into a deep dark depression ;; Just finally got back on my feet the past few weeks~
well okay, i guess i forgive you
>>8622689
im just kidding
i genuinely like pookie but im a huge scumbag when it comes to women so i wouldnt want a relationship with her
>>8622689
Mean? They've never been mean to me. There was one moment where I was a bit grumpy but otherwise all of them were pretty nice to me, even if I liked calling out their BS.
>>8622683
>you will never fuck valq
terrible feel
>>8622692
I do it on my own. I go in my room, close the door, put on some jazz and snort lines.
>>8622712
you still have to be social to get the drugs dont you
>>8622712
first for NIGGER
>>8622703
s-stay away *hmph*
>>8622704
I think its more just toward me but idk, either way they weren't always the nicest ;-;
>>8622714
No, just show your tits.
Im so high
>>8622688
you doing ok these days? Depression sucks :(
>>8622716
Well perhaps you have a history with some of the people I don't know. Too bad I guess.
One thing I remember: didn't the Justin Bieber baseball playing twink like you? Clinton or something idk
>>8622724
what
>>8622726
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zxFOaoJuP5E
>>8622667
Im p sure i was the only other hailey who ever tripped here
And i didnt date birdy either
>>8622743
yeaaaa its probably that..
also I have no clue who tf you are talking about :P
>>8622748
HAILEY
what's up how are you
>>8622744
Guy with drugs wants soft breasts to play with, I have soft breasts and want drugs.
>>8622743
you better not be talking about me
thatll get you two bops on the nose
anyone know any good cartoons to watch with a cute diaper princess?
>>8622748
oh hey it's hailey
hi it's hailey
>>8622757
Hi pookie
Im good
I think i got a job
U
>>8622764
Miraculous Ladybug
>>8622748
finally some /animus/ to comfort me
long time no see hailey
I wanna three way eskimo kiss with hailey and kenzie :3
>>8622771
claxx? :O
>>8622770
im bad lately but im ok today
gl at yer job!!!
hEY
>>8622788
henlo edie
hru
hi im hungry
have a headache
my friend isnt allowed to use his car
and im tired
erase me
I wouldn't have come here if i knew he was gonna just do this
>>8622788
edie!!!!
I've missed my movie buddy ;-;
>>8622781
im doing wonderful sweetheart
hows life
im in redneck heaven south carolina rn
>>8622700
Yippee!
>>8622735
A lot better actually, late April/May/June I was a mess, I have never had real depression before so I had no idea what was going on. Turns out my thyroid levels were dangerously low from being too busy with school and not getting it checked as often. So they upped my synthyroid last month and it's finally starting to kick in.
Also, fucking cosplay thots are so annoying
one of them has been hitting on me
i do NOT do this
>>8622644
proove it's really u
>>8622785
tyty
pm me if you wanna talk about it i guess
>>8622794
life is good
i got a job and am sorta kinda engaged so thats cool
Oh yeah and i got an addy script :)))
henlo
pls answer
http://www.strawpoll.me/13510852
>>8622807
Here's a recent snap~
Boo, put on your trip so I can filter you.
Ty.
Oh wait you can't cuz your trip was per banned for posting cp huh
>>8622802
debating on whether or not i should smoke a shit ton
>>8622820
Never tried dipping them in ranch, never had ranch with pizza to dip.
>>8622828
hmmm, if you think it could help go for it <3
>>8622833
im really dizzy and dont wanna get up
;;
>>8622662
Id like to know more about you first, bb
>>8622836
Hello Sheen dear! Hope all has been well! And I am glad it helped :3
>>8622806
why do you not want to have sex with cute cosplay girls
>>8622802
Well he seemed really fucking determined to get you back to campfire so, take it as you will I guess.
>>8622841
;_;
i wish i could help
>>8622708
Never say never fempai
>>8622827
omg it is u
faye didn't kill you
>>8622827
hey ash, wouldn't it be really weird if you were my gf haha
>>8622801
fuuug that sounds awful D:
Apparently I've been dealing with undiagnosed depression most of my life, and finally got up to the right dose of antidepressant in April, so I know the feeling.
>>8622827
cute <3
is that a face mask for allergies?
how do I get my friend who is a cute boy to like me
hard mode: how do I do it while not yet looking like a cute girl
>>8622850
Lmao what! No! She's been busy with her own stuff!
>>8622852
I don't know anon, what do you think?
>>8622791
henlo pooks
i am great :3 hru?
>>8622793
o hello makayla i didn't know u came on mtfg now!!!!!!!!!! i'm actually watching yu yu hakusho wit my crush as i type dis hhhehe
>>8622797
just bein a weeb wit a qt boy. wyd?
>>8622854
nah its fair
i really fucked her over mentally
>>8622843
thinks could be better but I have an elliptical now and I am trying to be positive even tho everything is kinda the same
>>8622858
I've been mostly sober
desu i miss heroin but its not like im ever gonna do it again
Meth tho
My east coast family is shit
Also all my family is on the east coast
It's Mado
>>8622870
c-cute :3
also yea I do my trip has never been makayla tho
>>8622865
>I don't know anon, what do you think?
it'd be like the weirdest
>>8622859
Yeah I had no idea that it was depression, but I literally had no motivation to get out of bed or do anything, I was shutting myself off from all my friends and not going to the gym. But it's reassuring to know someone else knows what I'm feeling and has also overcame it. And it was a mask for dark circles! I get them from my allergies!
>>8622854
wanting to have sex with skaabii is completely normal though
Well my 18th birthday can't come soon enough. I'm completely dependent on my mother and she's basicly keeping me from any route of transition. Only 5 months to wait.
Fuck me with a giant metal dildo.
>>8622881
oh you guys actually got back together?
grats grats
youre not doing meth right hailey bailey
if you are just lie to me
>>8622870
>watching anime with cute boy
Naww thats cute
Im trying to stay optimistic ofc
>>8622888
d-dont you mean your 19th birthday
it sur is a good think that you are 18 already and wont get banned for that
>>8622888
How/why is she blocking you? You don't need an adult to go to a doctor or to self-med (get a friend to order for you if needed).
>>8622891
Yeah we weren't really apart for long
One time
One amazing time
And im probably not gonna do it again actually
Being sober hasn't actually been that bad lately
>>8622896
she may be a filthy dota player but she's cute and has a good butt
>>8622896
/lgbt/ is a lawless wasteland, i doubt the mods care enough to ban someone here for saying they're 17
>>8622896
yeah i dont really know or care
also i would fuck the hell out of dotademon
my boy classic jimmy
>>8622882
what made u get dis trip?
>>8622892
ye i'm enjoying it c: he's perf. we've been watchin it for like 5 hours lmaoooo
optimistic is always good!!!!!!!!!!
>>8622905
>tfw skaabii will never send you her underwear
Bad feel
>>8622881
(B)east coast
>>8622884
I mean, I haven't exactly overcome it. I still get depressive episodes where I hate myself and don't leave my apartment for days because I feel like everyone else in my life hates me. Two days ago was my last one lmao. Thankfully someone pulled me out of it by just distracting me from it all.
But yeah, it's exhausting.
>>8622903
yeah im actually having a great time being sober
probably cause this beach is amazing and everyone is laughing
if i dont get some thc in my system soon though i think i might turn grumpy
>>8622912
I dunno its simple and what people know me by *shrugg*
>>8622916
>you will never cum into it and send it back to her
>>8622905
proof?
>>8622927
Iktf i havent smoked in ages
But yeah just the state im in rn is good
Everything is looking up
>>8622760
so describe your average drug deal
>>8622937
that's great
i always thought you two were perfect for each other
>>8622959
Ikr
Two complete nutjobs
>>8622898
How: I'm financially dependant on her, lack my own car and a license and the only doctors for this shit are miles away.
Why: Hell if I know why. She was super cool with it when I came out but now she's just being spiteful about it.
And as much as I'd love to have a friend help me out they're mostly in the same boat. Only more neet-ish then I am and not a single one has a car.
world is sad
>>8622931
i don't think she'd like her nudes here
>>8622556
anyone else doing Laser Hair Removal? that shit is expensive. though my place isn't the worst I've seen.
>>8622988
I too would like to remove my laser hair
>return to hometown for a few days
>immediate crushing depression
Send help
>>8623009
I'm sorry Elanna
also get Coworker Chan to get back on her Cypro
god sucks
>>8623019
I'm not going to pressure them
They know I have the pills and I'm willing to help them if they so choose but idk
>>8623019
i told coworker-can she can't have anymore good girl points until she takes the cypro
i hope we don't have an amy 2.0 on our hands
>>8622916
Isn't skaabii a filthy transbian
I've only talked to her once or twice
>>8622984
post
>>8623037
don't even have them, hope somebody else does
>>8622827
who is she?
tfw not a cute tranny
tfw not being orbited by 50 people
I knew someone that got a rich daddy and he ended up fucking her in her sleep since he spent thousands on her
was he justified mtfg?
>>8623050
post anime pictures and people will think you're cute
>>8623050
i want 50 orbiters reee
>>8623032
Everything you touch turns trans
>>8623058
no you don't
they're annoying
>>8622653
I had a dream that I thought was 100% real that was really sad. I got terminal cancer and didn't tell anybody because I didn't want them to feel sad. Then I told them to come to my deathbed. No one showed up because they all hated me and I was alone and no one was around. I felt like I was about to die and then woke up. That dream gave me legit depression.
>>8623056
I posted like 3 anime pics and people are already thinking im cute
I think thats the general gist I get I guess.
>>8623058
Go back to R9K then, faggot
>>8623058
emma is back! does this mean I can truth post more? I missed you mommy
Also I fucked everything up with her lmao kill me
>>8623072
dumb swampies always trying to trick people
>>8623075
ok will do
>>8623076
not emma i just like homu
>>8623077
what do you mean you fugged everything up, i thought you two parted ways amicably?
>>8623078
Bullyanon!!!
Id never trick people like that though, if they think im cute so be it. If they ever saw me and think "eh", so be it.
>>8623062
coworker-chan was already here before realizing she worked with elanna tho
Preventative measures post so no one else gets hurt by Emma.
Emma is a non oldschool poster who has done the following. (that we know about)
>made a girl commit suicide (admitted by Emma, search for "suicide" and her tripcode on the archive)
>let a girl get raped and then wouldn't let her stay a day later so she could get home (admitted and confirmed 4 threads ago)
>broke multiple people mentally and tried to make them reliant on her (this is what doms do)
>made multiple girls cut her name into themselves (search the archive for "cut" and "emma" in the text box and filename)
>raped a girl (no proof for this yet but many anons have spoken about it, defending rapists and shaming those who have been raped is terrible)
NEW INFORMATION:
>pressured a girl to strip on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated
>catfishes people into relationships and then threatens them with suicide if they don't do anything she wants (search for "Emma suicide" on the archive for proof)
>sexually harasses people and then insults them when they don't give in and give her what she wants
if you were attacked by this vicious person please reply to this post with what happened. (please provide evidence but if you cannot there are some who will slander you for calling out this vile creature)
>>8623094
no i wasnt
>>8623089
i'm sorry, but i don't trust your kind in general
one time i went to amsterdam and bought some genever, and i asked the shop clerk if i could take in my hand luggage on the way home and he said "yesh, yesh, of courshe", but when i got to the airport i had to leave it behind because they don't let you take bottles that big in hand luggage
man, even if i go boymode, people will still think i'm a tranner :(
>>8623097
The Thai chilies are shit today :(
>>8623094
coworker-chan came to /mtfg/ because he saw a picture of elanna posted elsewhere and thought he recognised her, so he came here to ask about the person in the picture :3
>>8623086
I got hung up and said the l word and now I just have to carry on and move on with that eating at me.
Also I'm seeing her on thursday kill me
>>8623050
no one answered my question
>>8623100
Kek, Classic Amsterdammers
Don't worry though im a little more honest I guess, I would never trick people like that~
>>8623100
>but when i got to the airport i had to leave it behind because they don't let you take bottles that big in hand luggage
You should know this. Airport security is a bitch about liquids.
>>8623106
Don't blame me, someone cut me pretty deep and I had to go get stitches
>>8623110
The I word?
>>8623118
lesbian
>>8623118
love
>>8623116
I'm not. I hope you're okay though :(
>>8623118
Iodine, she's a chemist remember?
>>8623110
oh, that confuses me a little, since i thought it was you who dumped her
maybe if you play your hand right, you can trick her back into being in a relationship with you
>>8623126
ily elanna
t. drake :)
>>8623120
Well I mean I only trick people that I consider shitty people and they did something horrible but otherwise i don't trick.
>>8623127
It's okay I'm gonna get a sick scar
助けて
i remember when elanna said she was quitting this general because she thought she was too good for us and now she's back and fishing for attention
lmfao
>>8623134
She broke up with me
Nobody's tricking anyone
>>8623153
hahahahahahahaha
>>8623137
>Well I mean I only trick people that I consider shitty people
hold the lemon, john lennon
does that mean you're tricking everybody in this thread right now
>>8623138
is that your vagina
>>8623161
ya i went to Suporn
0.4 days post op what do you think?
>>8623138
eeesh
That's gnarly.
>>8623160
No lol
I have no reason to be mad at anyone here. I try to get along with everyone fine.
>>8623153
why would she dump you though? i thought you were far more likely to dump her than the other way around
did she accidentally become straight or something
Didn't think I'd actually write here, but oh well.
Having a non-standard revision surgery in a few days, and leaving tomorrow.
Even at my family right until I leave. They know I'm going, but basically nothing about it.
Really worried about dying during anesthesia... Or that the results end up bad. I'm gonna have to basically adjust things after surgery, to make sure everything heals right.
Nobody to talk to, so just had loads of anxiety for a couple of weeks, or 3. This really sucks, I'm even more aggressive than usual, which they noticed, but have no clue why... God, this sucks... Really hope I don't die during surgery... It's only a 30min surgery...
that image with the girl regretting srs is sad
>>8623173
it's a pretty intense recovery, isn't she happy about it now though? i saw shakira say that earlier
>>8623171
Everyone realizes this is largely a ltr, right?
>>8623175
link?
>>8623171
I wasn't good enough at making her feel like I really liked her as much as she liked me
The distance was rough and she felt guilty about keeping me from my studies
I was too afraid to tell her that I loved her and now it's too late
>>8623178
Valq, baby, we still on?
>>8623182
I want to know more about you first, mysterious anon.
I'm not meeting a total stranger
>>8623169
okay, i'll take your word for it FOR NOW
why are you even awake at 4am anyway, shouldn't you be fast asleep having lekker dromen or something
>>8623173
What's worse is that it was avoidable.
Trans communities shut down talk of regret or worst of all detransition. Instead they only allow trans people to be exposed to hugboxing and encouraging talk that leads to mistakes like that.
They also shut down proper discussion of what it means to be trans, including whether each different part of transition such as SRS is right for you. People say they want SRS to feel like a real woman and get cheered. How can you talk about whether SRS is a good idea after seeing that happen? /lgbt/ at least has anonymity to do something against that.
People outside the trans community have some blame too, like healthcare professionals. Some insurance only covers SRS within a limited period of time from coming out/starting insurance-funded therapy and HRT. So people get forced into SRS now or never nightmare decisions.
All these problems need to be exposed if more trans women are to be saved from making the same mistake and allowed to make a more educated decision that suits them as an individual better.
あたしのお母さんはあたしに妻を探してほしい。
助けてください
>>8623180
oh she deleted her account so i can't find her posts :/
i guess with that image going around on /pol/ she was probably getting harassed
>>8623186
I'll pay for you to bring your boyfriend (round trip for both of you in NY) instead if you're scared, think of it as a free vacation with an hour of strings attached.
>>8623188
Im in bed on my phone and I don't need a lot of sleep
Also I like reading late night mtfg bullshit
>>8623200
*husband
And,
Like I said,
I'd like to know about you first anon.
I don't want to be turned into a lamp
>>8623071
o_o
that would fuck my shit up.
The worst dream I ever had was one where I was hanging out with a friend that I secretly had a huge crush on, who passed away last November. I was playing guitar with him and talking with him about our lives and stuff, and it was a really, really amazing dream. Hadn't had one so heartwarming in a while.
Then I woke up, remembered that he was gone, and cried my fucking eyes out.
I need to be like edie.
But
Sell the gf experience to transgirls of wealthy backgrounds
>>8623215
It was doing a sensible thing for a dumb reason
It was long distance it was inevitable that it fail
But like, most ldrs I've been in havn't lasted long enough for me to fall in love with someone and now I don't know what the fuck to do because I know full well it will never work and it kills me
>>8623189
I only got an orchi and I regret it pretty bad.
>>8623213
I work in engineering, I'm 27, 6'0, pretty fit, 220 pounds and make close to six figures. Bit autistic but that's how almost everyone in this career is.
>>8623215
*lDr
Typo
>>8623173
I regret transition
>>8623227
that's cuz you're a nutter
>>8623226
I hope you find someone to make you happy
>>8623229
I thought you were a girl.
You're a BIG girl
>>8623209
>Im in bed on my phone and I don't need a lot of sleep
i see - all this time, i thought you were only here so much because you had no social life
>>8623242
I'm a tranny of course I'm not the size of a real girl you ass.
help.
my mom wants me to find a wife.
please help
I'm reading on polyamory and while I don't think It's impossible I find it hard to understand it myself. I cannot imagine loving 5 people at the same time.
What do yo lassies think?
>>8623245
I have a social life silly anon.
>>8623246
But like, are you fat?
>>8623238
How can I be a nutter without any nuts reeeeee
>>8623250
No, I just am strong.
>>8623225
hope you like middle-aged transbians
>>8623226
hey, not all LDRs fail, look at titch and aife (though i guess they do have a high failure rate and should be avoided if possible)
that shit really sucks, but hey, at least you're moving up in the world now - you might even find a tiny, cute, shy lab gf who's overly prone to blushing when you lean too close to her
>>8623239
I don't deserve to be happy
>>8623248
i would help, but i don't know any girls unfortunately
>>8623257
Don't need to like anyone to fake Internet affection while nude
>>8623262
but i don't want a wife just yet.
wonen are scary (*・д・)
>>8623249
i find polyamory hard to understand and even feel a bit snooty towards people who describe themselves as "polyamorous", but ultimately it doesn't hurt me, so i have nothing against it
it feels like something people play about with when they're young (or in a cult), before eventually drifting off to monogamy or spinsterhood
>>8623272
Be your own wife
>>8623259
All I do is work, eat, watch tv, and go to the gym, guys don't like trannies like me, are you really the same age, height, and weight as me? That's creepy desu.
>>8623258
What girl would want to be with a socially awkward ugly messed up transbian like me
>>8623279
but i can't bear my own children :/
I'll never be a girl no matter what
>>8623299
4 years, yes, yes.
>>8623308
Okokok
Stealth?
Now,
Y are you hitting me up after mentioning boys as a viable dating option.
>>8623316
No, and because I don't want a guy to fulfill those fetishes.
selling gf
its me
im the gf
How to live as a hon?
>telling someone you havent even met in person that you love them
>>8623286
well, like 2/3rds of /mtfg/ for a start
jeez, why you gotta be all forlorn and hopeless - even by your own admission, none of those things you listed were a factor in why you broke up with maddie (also, you're in a a place where science is done, everyone is socially awkward there)
Reply to this post with your favorite thing to eat or your hips and ass will shrink for every minute you don't reply
>>8623253
>>8623329
Healthy foods!
>>8623331
Agreed.
>>8623329
LASAGNE
>>8623329
potato chips
>>8623329
pizza
>>8623329
smoked mackerel
>>8623329
Sushi
ok, so obviously japan has a gay agenda that they wanna shove onto the united states, but why?
is sōka gakkai in on this?
damn you, sōka gakkai.
you ruined us all
>>8623355
ywn eat sushi off of Valq's body
>>8623355
I have a censorship fetish, thanks.
>>8623329
i like pasta w basil alfredo sauce n mushroom+broccoli+spicy veggie chicken
>>8623356
revenge for Nagasaki and Hiroshima
>>8623343
Your pizzas are a (probably tasty) crime
>>8623356
they view the west as a thread and want us to stop breeding so much
Not surprised I didn't get a single reply... But damn, mtfg has gotten even worse? The attention whoring, that went into Erp, has now turned into long distance internet relationships? This place has really devolved into creepy shit.
>>8623364
I already said I can take time off.
They're also both garbage, one is a disgusting barbie doll and the other is just ew.
>>8623326
I'm forlorn and hopeless because I'm lovesick and stuck in my hometown and it always drains the life out of me to be here at the best of times.
Idk, most girls don't want to date girls and it's rare for me to find someone I truly like
>>8623363
what i don't get is why they'd feminized thamselves to make that happen.
apparenetly there are TOO MANY tranners in tokyo
>>8623329
Pizza with bacon.
>>8623368
>Implying 250 pound autists were ever going to be swimming in fanny
ok, /pol/tard
>>8623360
>>8623370
I-i'm not creepy at all.
Natalie and her (You)s rn
i'm surprised no one is replying to the literal fetish meetup
>>8623370
yeah it's really creepy when people who live far apart like each other
>>8623380
it's the only reasonable explanation i can come up with for why i don't have a gf
>>8623329
wendies chicken nuggies and fries with wendys buttermilk ranch
they are so tasty i love them so much i wanna eat them right no s o hungryyyyyyyyyyyy
>>8623329
all kinds of bakery
>>8623367
I live at outlaws life, I need at outlaws diet.
>>8623395
Are you fucking kidding me I offered to buy you and your husband round trip flights to NY, what's the issue?
>>8623394
>reasonable
>in ldr
>tell them I love them after they breakup with me
>get a dramatic post breakup haircut
>still in love with that person I never met
>sad post about that person I never met
maybe one day I'll grow up
>>8623400
You're dead when you get back
The long arm of the law will end your anti-Italian hate crimes
>>8623374
welp, at least you'll be back out of your hometown soon
how comes you're even back there if the place depresses you so much anyway? you should just get your parents to come up and visit you or something
>>8623387
>her
>>8623402
He just started a new job 1 month ago, can't take time off
I have a full time job
I don't know you that well
And nigga, I don't wanna be turned into a fucking lamp in your high-rise apartment.
Safety
>>8623411
Yes she is really enjoying her (You)s right now because she wanted them all over herself.
>>8623412
Do you live in the ghetto or Florida? If yes to either or both of those, fuck no.
What would be a good selling price for my hormones?
>>8623420
You know what else I want all over myself
>>8623409
Can't catch me, copper; I ate the evidence.
>>8623421
Zomg it's like you don't even know who I am.
I live in fargo, bb
I live in the rich white people part of town with a new development of multi-milluon dollar houses next to a lake
>>8623410
it's my dad's 60th so
i came to visit but I really hate it here and I'll be glad to leave
at least I get to go south to see a friend later this week
and see her, rip
>>8623422
$0 per cute girl pill if you're selling to me
$10000000000 per cute girl pills if you're selling to anyone else
:3
>>8623422
$stopbaitingforrepliesoratleastbelessobviousaboutit
>>8623426
Why do you need my money then?
>>8623430
That isn't fair
>>8623396
how far away is your nearest wendys
maybe take an uber there
>>8623430
shkreli plz go
>>8623437
I live in a new apartment next to those houses.
Also,
I haven't made 6figs since may 2016
>>8623434
I'm not baiting
Just wonder what they would sell for
>>8623406
you seem awfully upset about two people you've likely never interacted with
My God, I come here once and you faggots are all being gigantic faggots...
Why do I bother with other trannies
>>8623442
Eh.
>>8623422
Sell them to me, I'm gonna start an underground MDMA cut with Estrogen production ring
>>8623440
20 minutes away ;_:
>>8623453
Lolk
>>8623423
Careful.
>>8623452
I'm not giving away my pills for free
>>8623448
upset? no. humored? yes. I laugh at them and their pathetic internet bullshit. dumbass trannies.
>>8623456
Tell me what you're cool with doing.
>>8623451
if you didn't want to be around gigantic faggots, maybe you shouldn't have come to the faggot board
I've been here for almost 2 months learning, and I've made a decision.
I want to start HRT, but should I self-med or go legit? I'm in the United States with mediocre insurance, and I've got a therapist I've seen a few times but she's not specialized in gender issues and since she was a resource during my questioning she's seen me as very unsure and confused. I could try to see a gender specialty therapist, but my insurance won't help and I'll have to pay out of pocket for that (and probably medication); and I'm not sure I can manage that, I'm just pulling 30 hours a week at a pizza place helping my mom with bills while I go through university, and I want to at least start getting my face lasered.
>>8623451
we are just being cute girls
>>8623462
its ok i know im pathetic
>>8623461
ok I think I have a quarter in my room or something
pls
>>8623455
take an uber
doesnt diaperfag have a daddy why wont he take her there
>>8623469
I thought you were becoming an adult elanna. moving on with your life and working on grad school or your profession but youve turned back into an idiot over someone you chatted with for a couple of months. you seem to do this a lot with relationships im surprised you havent turned back to drugs for all I know
>>8623475
he doesnt real
>>8623329
steak and cheese subs tbhon
>>8623471
No more than $20 per box
>>8623475
because diapersfags bf is an imaginary friend
I am courier though.
What age do you think is most legit?
Do you thank trannies who know as a kid are more legit? Or the trannies who find out when they hit puberty and go full AGP?
>>8623428
isn't it at least a tiny bit fun to visit your old haunts and see what's changed and what's exactly the same
like, indulge in a bit of nostalgia
>>8623487
Take your bullshit back to the front page of /lgbt/ you fuck.
>>8623485
I'm p sure a quarter isn't more than $20 :^3
no take backsies
>>8623477
turns out elanna couldn't quit the most powerful drug of all
love
>>8623503
your e-gf broke up with you because you were becoming too clingy. enjoy have a gay boys haircut for the next two or so years because of it you cuck
>>8623508
wait did elanna get a haircut
>>8623475
im not living with him yet is a ldr. plan is to get a place together later this year :D
>>8623509
looks pretty good
>>8623473
Im too shy and nervous to do an uber. i do ha ve my learners permit i got a couple weeks ago so ill be able to drive myself soon!!!!!!!!!
>>8623508
Wait, elanna and cis tits broke up?
LMAO
M
A
O
>>8623520
Post pic of haircut?
>>8623508
it's on me therefore it's a straight boy's haircut
>>8623531
Not Elanna so I don't have it
>>8623531
Its somewhere in the archives and is recent
So why did elanna and cis tits break up
>>8623541
cis tits was a pedophile
>>8623531
please don't say it looks too gay
>>8623525
thats good tho
can u see over the steering wheel but
>>8623551
fine, i'll go get my manager
mon hrt
my balls hurt but I dont want to fap
what do?
>>8623560
they can't say it's gay either
I'm going to get new glasses tomorrow.
Should I get them in frameless or a girlish type?
>>8623551
Oh elanna, shame
You looked better with long hair imo
>>8623551
You remind me of a young Sigourney Weaver. Which is weird because you don't look that much like her.
>>8623571
get frame that makes you look prettier?
Ill need to get glasses too and Ill prob get 2 frames since I need to serious (and freaking male genderconforming) for work
>>8623551
cute
>there are people RIGHT NOW living in the timeline where elanna is straight and still has long black hair
>meanwhile, you're stuck in the timeline where elanna is a short-haired dyke
>>8623551
you look better with longer hair
with that haircut you look like a 40+ year old mom
>>8623551
qt desu
>>8623607
d-delete this
>>8623618
delete this whole thrice-damned timeline, it's just gone so wrong and i don't know how we can fix it
are all the people that want me to be straight or something guys?
i'm confused
>>8623620
>that's ok i didn't cut it for you
I know, you cut it because you had a big change in life
>>8623624
no I am a str8 transgirl who doesnt have many people to look up to because you are all going bi or lesbian
>>8623598
Not sure what glasses make me "prettier". I was going to go with a pretty cheap plastic round frame for the typically "feminine" look but I really like frameless and minimalistic glasses too. It drives me mad to constantly see black lines in my vision.
>>8623624
i'm just shitposting about your sexuality and not being serious, but i also happen to be a guy (male)
Daily reminder you're all gonna make it
>>8623643
Why the fuck does it matter what orientation the people you look up to are
Fucking be your own person, that's what I'm doing.
And no, I cut my hair because I'm working in a lab and I can't be assed to bother with long hair if it's always going to be tied back
>>8623656
>guy
>in mtfg
you can either transition now or when you're 50, your choice
>>8623620
NP, people saying you look worse are plebs, your new hair is aces.
>>8623661
>elanna used to be really nice
>now that she is a lesbian she is mean
>>8623668
i'm not a repressor, i'm just a dude
>>8623551
Holy fuck that's cute.
You make a pretty girl's girl
>>8623681
You sure about that?
Because I'm not
>>8623681
>just a dude
>hangs out in mtfg
Deja'vu.
>>8623687
can we really ever be sure of anything, in this crazy, mixed-up world of ours?
>>8623683
Thanks valq
>>8623674
I have literally never been nice to people who care about how I live my life or who assign value to me based on whether I fuck men or women. I don't think you know me at all.
>>8623681
Where have I heard this story before?
>>8623681
Like you're either a chaser or a repressor, only reason to be here.
I have a shocking revelation about Elanna
>>8623702
but I was just memeing I really dont care if you are str8/bi/les whatever but you do seem meaner than you did before you left :(
>>8623708
>>8623696
>>8623709
i mean, i don't blame you for giving me the old cocked eyebrow, but this is just a community i latched onto when i was a lonely alcoholic NEET and now it's just a bad habit for me to keep coming here
i've been shitposting here for a couple of years and i don't have any desire to be a girl, i just enjoy talking to the people i've gotten to know
>>8623716
probably because i've only come here when i'm sad or i've been drinking and right now i am both of those things
>>8623720
*bits u*
would you date this short haired boy
>>8623723
hug :(
I am sorry for memeing at you
>>8623720
>>8623720
drake is that you
>>8623727
no, i am not food
if you eat me, you will get sick
>>8623720
>i don't have any desire to be a girl
I have leftover spironolactone and progynova I can give you when you come out.
>>8623738
n-no I was biten u and given u the tranny disease
>>8623731
i would snugg this cute aussie girl
Nightly reminder that you're all awesome and you're my friends and i love you all so much
ily. mtfg
<333
>>8623739
Rumour has it she coerces an innocent young boy into paying her pub tabs and then bullies him about being maliciously attacked with a knife.
I wouldn't trust her, tbqh
>>8623762
>boy
quality meme my friend
>>8623799
>>8623737
nah, i'm not drake, although sometimes people confuse me with him because we type the same now that he's dropped trip and anonposts
i'm just an anon who's been called various things over the years, these days usually "frogposter" though
>mtf joins the Kik gc I'm in
>"Hey guys wanna see my cock"
>She sends nudes and she's hot af
she also like to top
On one hand I want her to be my transbian mommy and fucc me hard but are there really MtF's like this?
>>8623813
i like u frogposter ur one of my favorite boy posters
>>8623821
Who's #1? Is it Drake?
>>8623720
Hey, me too, man. AND WE ARE MEN. I'm not an alky though, you should sort that out. It's unhealthy to define ourselves by that which harms us.
>>8623833
drake is a lil bitch
just like the rapper
#1 is drunk chaser
>>8623833
drake makes a good case for 25th trimester abortions
>>8623821
I like to pretend to hate you, but I secretly like you too and maybe even look up to you a tiny bit.
>>8623834
Can I be a man too?
>>8623837
So we can assume your list is
#1 Drunk Chaser
#2 Frogposter
#3 Drake
>>8623845
Not posting gifs like that you can't.
>>8623848
If u think ur talking to me I don't actually care for drunk chaser at all
>>8623843
Good feel
I miss your bullying
>>8623845
No.
>>8623848
I'm olive, not elanna
#1 is Drunk chaser
#2 is frogposter
drake isn't even on the list bc he a bitch
>>8623834
I actually don't drink anymore, I went completely teetotal about 18 months or so ago. Now that I've proven that I can exist okay without alcohol, I've been thinking about drinking again, but I'm not sure if that's a terrible idea or not.
>>8623851
I'm a manly man okay
maybe I shouldn't have started more drama, but I feel like I'm doing it for all the right reasons this time around.
>>8623865
seiryu.jpg
>>8623845
No, sorry.
The three of us manly men are going for drinks. No girls allowed.
>>8623864
I mean it depends on if you had an addiction to it or not. You need to always be wary for the rest of your life if you had a dependency it's so easy to fall off the wagon.
For me it's all or nothing on stimulants I can't even touch them without losing control. I hope it's not like that for alcohol for you but it definitely can be.
>>8623860
i don't bullying you when it looks like you're going through a rough time though, it feels a bit low and ALMOST makes me feel bad
but i guess i didn't get my reputation as /mtfg/'s most feared poster for nothing
>>8623875
kill yourself for posting that image
>>8623882
>but i guess i didn't get my reputation as /mtfg/'s most feared poster for nothing
Fukn kekd
>>8623885
i'm intrigued
what about it makes you so mad
>>8623886
We still on or what?
>>8623865
You don't have to be a "manly man" to prove to yourself you're strong.
>>8623875
I'm not a girl I have hair on my balls and everything
>>8623896
You dont have balls.
>>8623896
where are your balls seiryu
>>8623896
I think you're a liar
>>8623885
No
stop mocking a cripple you heartless monsters
>>8623878
I don't really know what my problem is with alcohol. I started drinking quite heavily at university, but always alone in my room. When I graduated and got a job, I drank almost nothing, but when I lost my job and became a NEET, I couldn't make it through the day without drinking.
Then I got my life together, quit drinking, found a job, but everything's come undone again in the past couple of months and I'm once again a NEET. I've been stuck in the same cycle for long, I think I might actually be in Purgatory.
>>8623896
You have an empty sac desu
>>8623894
Idk rn, idk.
I'm sleepy af.
Can we pick this up later?
>>8623909
you'll never be a father now
>>8623886
What are you laughing at, princess
I'll bend you over and stuck mean (you)s up your butt unless you start taking me seriously
>>8623742
shit, i'm almost out out of spiro.
can i get some?
please?
>>8623918
Alright, going to just trip with this next time so you know it's me.
>>8623909
I always remember to neuter my pets!
>>8623916
I "like it" about the same way the gambling addict says "one more time" as he bets his house away or when the smoker is coughing up blood but lights another cigarette up.
>>8623923
I only have like 16 tablets left and I'm not even close to Las Vegas.
>>8623919
Good, my genes are shit tier and humanity is a plague on this earth.
>>8623926
Now I'm going to piss all over your carpet and scratch your legs
>>8623916
If only.
>>8623930
can i give you my address over discord?
>>8623862
>only #2
well thanks for the fair dinkum, but unless i'm #1, #2 and #3, i don't think it's going to work out between us
>>8623930
oh alright sorry i thought you liked it
>>8623930
>Good, my genes are shit tier
>asian easy mode
>shit tier
seiryu.jpg
>and humanity is a plague on this earth.
no arguement here
>>8623910
It sounds like it's something you do out of boredom but if you're unemployed now idk, you know exactly what's gonna happen if you start.
Vicious cycle, you can probably exit this NEET period quicker if you don't let yourself get dragged down
>>8623937
I'm sorry froggy
best boys have beards
>>8623930
& i think you mean MY genes are shit tier.
o god, the room is spinning
Gnite mtfg
>>8623935
>>8623949
ur a cutie patootie alines
You can have the spiro next time I stop by Vegas, probably for EVO 2018
>>8623942
I like making dumb jokes to laugh at it to deal with the fact that I deeply regret getting the orchi and want to die more than ever
>>8623944
I am queen of hons
This time next year I will be crowned goddess and brought to become admin of Susans
so i might not have a place to sleep tonight
>tfw you are going to need to rename this filename
>>8623962
y tho i still cook
Sadalie
>>8623964
u dont have long hair nomore tho
>>8623956
okiedoke.
god damn, i hate this cold medicine
>>8623960
good you roastie bitch
>>8623945
I don't think I'll be a NEET for too long, not like the first time, it's just a bit disheartening to realise you've gone in a big circle and ended up right back where you started four years later. That's why I always looked up to you anyway - we're the same age and both had some issues with addictive substances, but you managed to get your life on track a bit more effectively than I did, even with the added stressors of being a tranny.
how did your day go /mtfg/
>>8623981
That tastes bitter.
>>8623993
Don't think it could have been worse.
>>8623993
felt gross then worried then guilty then bad then anxious then frustrated
>>8623965
how can natalie be sad if she's cute though
>>8623993
It was fun
>>8623993
It was ok until someone made me feel like shit.
They were like: you're too thin, you look sick, What? are you actually trying to fit in a size six dress.
:(
>>8623972
it's the circle of life it will be long again eventually
just gonna rock the dyke look for a while I'm liking being more open about it
>>8623982
Awe idk when you said you drank alone in uni I actually did the same before I got into drugs. Mad feels ;-;
Idk, it took a lot of trying to get my life on track it took years, longer than 4 for sure.
I'm sure you'll keep it back on the rails this time. What happened to put you back out of work anyways ;-;
>>8624008
Friend went suicidal and is now being petty and playing the blame game
Now he says I have to find a ride home.
And uber home is $130
i havent been hugged in years and i feel like it's not good for my mental health
>>8624027
saaaaame
>>8623999
excuse me?
>4 months on mones
When do things change?
>ywn be a noodle girl
>>8624017
It's probably not your fault, try not to feel too bad
>>8624033
like legitimately the last hug i got was in 7th damn grade, years and years and years ago, at a school event my friends and i had been hanging out at, at the end my friend asked if she could get a hug, i wish i appreciated it more
>>8624044
i can't name the last time i hugged someone
>>8624047
well maybe we can hug each other
>>8624045
what's bitter about it?
>>8624050
>getting our hopes up needlessly
My birthday is in a few weeks x.x I'm not ready for the shenanigans~
>>8624064
What shenanigans are planned? Also what's y
>>8624014
elanna, we are two of soul ;_;
I dunno, I still feel like all things considered, you're a good example of someone people here should try to emulate - you've got your shit (mostly) together even after going through quite a lot of rough patches.
>What happened to put you back out of work anyways ;-;
The first time I just spazzed out and quit my job because I had a couple of months where lots of personal and family problems all came to a head (nothing I really feel comfortable mentioning unless I'm 100% anon). But it's my fault this time, I actually just quit because I was sick of it - working 50 hours a week on nights for minimum wage, couldn't really talk to anyone there because most didn't speak English, was having some trouble eating and sleeping. I think I was just a bit sick of life in general.
>>8624064
>tfw haven't celebrated my birthday in years
Fuck this shit I just want it to end. Life is hell I'm never going to pass, nobody will ever love me, and I can't even function on my own.
>>8624064
What's your birthday number
>>8624073
Same.
>>8624067
We'll I have a lot of different groups of friends so I tend to celebrate it all month long since I can never seem to gather them and all the same place. This coming Saturday we're going to the bar for an early celebration and for my best friend Amanda's going away party. The next week I'm going to the beach with my best friend megan. Then the following week I'm going to the OC fair with my best friend Tabra. And then on my actual birthday I will probably be going to a club or something with my best friend Kristen. @_@
>>8624071
If I lived near you I would totally bake you a cake! <3
>>8624075
August 10th
>>8624082
oh thats a day before mine huh
>>8624057
sorry
>>8624086
Hey love! Ahh I didn't know that! We're practically bday twins haha!
>>8624073
>tfw short and pass
>tfw have a daddy that loves me so much and is 14 inches taller then me
>tfw kind of functioning and trying to improve my life :D
>>8624094
>still thinking anyone believes you
>>8624094
good feel
i think?
>>8624093
Hi!
And yeah !
dont think im gonna end up doing anything at all for my bday
>>8624094
why are you trying to make her feel bad that's not cool remi
>>8624040
p sure shes getting eaten tho
>>8624104
I want a cute guy to let me sit on their face and eat my ass
>>8624102
I always say I'm gonna do nothing but then my friends drag me out all month haha. And I especially can't say no this year because I just came back out into the social scene after being depressed for a long time. My Facebook has been deactivated for eight months so everyone is wanting to see me since I kinda ghosted for that time.
>>8624095
>being born in plebuary
>>8624094
>when you realise diaperposter is just a mind broken 6'4' mtf
>>8624094
Sure. And I open worm holes to other worlds.
>>8624107
that's cool, but she's being devoured whole and digested by a giant man
I tried dying my hair and it came out okay but it's not as cool as I thought it would be
>>8624111
February 14th
The absolute GOAT birthday, I'm 100% never drinking alone on it hahahahahaha
>>8624116
yeah but what a way to go :3c
>>8624116
I'm not into that, I just wanted to say what I want
>>8624095
>february birthday
CRRRRRIIINGE
>>8624125
>tfw god tier
>>8624125
>implying everyone is born in the same timezone
>>8624125
november december means valentines day you dumbfuck
>>8624109
apparently now i dont have anyone for the draggint out part
at least i dont think
its always me being a shut in and crying
normally taking pills but
this is gonna be my first bday without opiates in ages
>>8624069
Idk like, you can't blame yourself for getting sick of minimum wage work I was wanting to kms on 40 hours a week of it with good coworkers, 50 without that sounds like hell.
Got any leads on something better? I'm sure it's not hard to find better than that ;-;
>>8624088
I just dont think it's good for us, anon
>>8624125
I hope people don't take this srs, I can never tell on 4chan
>>8623551
it looks too gay