My bod's too ugly for me to do porn and I am too stupid

>>8609015
Go into business/accounting.

>>8609015
>porn
>not prostitution

>>8609015
Become a transbian and have a happy sad life with another sad girl.

>>8609019
what if you're too autistic for a normal job

>>8609030
Become a bitcoin/stock investor.

>>8609015
Tfw in this category
I've been trying to learn python to start but I get a foggy feeling and feel sick

>>8609037
no money to invest

>>8609050
No money to invest... well how much money do you have period?

>>8609050
Btw bitcoin has gone up 300 dollars in the last 6 hours.

>>8609015
Just be urself anon!!!!!!!

>>8609015
iktf

Only thing I can do reasonably well is draw, so I'm trying to work with that

>>8609077
like $5

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>>8609167
Good luck...that's all I can say to you. Get a minimum wage job and save.

>>8609197
I'm too autistic to get a normal job though, like I shut down trying to buy stuff at a store i don't think i could be like a cashier or something
no one wants to hire autistic trans people with no resume anyway

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>>8609015
Im literally near retarded also but whatever.

I have a hot body though and a cool beard so i guess i could find a daddy whenever tbqh but thats kinda degrading.

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>>8609015
If you are a female quit your bitching and just lower your standards for dudes.

If you are a dude quit your bitching and hit the gym.

>>8609015
What's wrong with your body anon? A lot of people think they're ugly even when they aren't.

>>8609037
Buy low, sell high, r-right?

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Pls help me become a successful stock investor, /tttt/.

>>8609527
don't get into securities unless you can do enough math for risk analysis & enough programming for basic automation

get into retail commodities markets if you want trades you can do by hand and with intuition

>>8609527
>>8609919
>implying humans have any role to play in markets increasingly dominated by machine learning

if you dont have a Phd in AI you wont be around for more than a decade tops

>>8609919
manines are based off of human intellect, every line of code with human logic. Just as we can adapt to artificial "human induced" marktet conditions, we will be able to adapt to ai market conditions. Someone, somewhere will find out the common threads in how the machines will interact in the market and find a way to manipulate it. I can already see the headline : Man makes a million, using nothing but his wit to outsmart million dollar programs! must read, click here now!

>>8609454
Yep, it's as easy as that if you understand how to read financial statements and are able to identify which companies aren't crapcos. There's too many idiots that buy in at the wrong time and put all their money into one pot who end up selling it off with a loss.

>>8609993
except all the AI will be infinitely better at this than any human

currently the only way to 'outsmart' AI is by using AI combined with human intuition, the only way you can do that is with a deep knowledge of AI

i am not confident that AI+intuition will beat AI in the future, it just seems like currently that is a viable option (maybe this will always be true, maybe not)

>>8609993
>based off of human intellect, every line of code with human logic
this is not true for machine learning
the only way 'human intellect' is in the loop is choosing what data to feed it

I want to be an AI

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>>8610096
Elon Musk will make you into an AI.

>>8609015
Why is everyone suggesting careers that are expensive to study and require high exam results.

Just become a nail technician or get really good at doing ppls makeup and do some freelance work with the skills u learn. If you don't have any talents maybe buy and sell things on eBay or Amazon.

>>8609015
Become a cop.
Or Teach Phys Ed.

>>8609019
Is this good? I'm starting studies in business administration later this year

>tfw i'm a programmer and a pornstar
;^)

>>8609040
python isn't even heard bitch you're retarded
https://python.swaroopch.com/

>>8614939
d-double trans?!

>>8614996
gay man

>>8615216
that's a yes then?

>>8609015

Become a Twitch slut? Seems like the middle ground of those two to me.

>>8617097
do they acually get paid. Do they have to be good at games

>>8617123
>do they get paid
yes, by their audience
>do they have to be good at games
lol no, camera angles maybe

>>8617136
like what angles. Do you have to like ride a dildo as you play overwatch or just be a shy femboy for ppl to pay you

>>8609015
im trying to do pharmacy

>>8617228
Just be cute and maybe a little lewd, and you'll have people paying you $50 for fansigns in no time

>>8617657
like lewd how?

>>8617657
Get a nice butt and show it off from time to time, just be sure to balance out the cute and the lewd

>>8619186
yea, but would you like get up in the middle of a game and say look at my ass lol, or like have to "go get something" off the floor. Do you even game at all?

>>8619201
Get stuff off the floor, find other ways to show it off with out just being like look at my ass lol. And yeah honestly playing overwatch should work

>>8619209
cool. Is there a possibility if being exposed while in public as a sluttly internet gamer, or is it like pornstars where ppl are too embarresed to say anything

>>8619220
Not really, honestly people won't care as long as you don't start selling nudes on Snapchat or anything actually slutty.
Also wear stuff like skirts and thigh highs because the audience would probably love that

I have like 13grand saved up for my entire life of working... should I invest in btc at all?

>>8619250
yes. Invest in tesla too and AMD

>>8619250
>asking this on tttt
baka oniichan, go read some legit ABC for investors, dont spend you money on something you have no idea about, go learn first

crypto is volatile af and you are likely to lose big if you are clueless