>Work with an incredibly cute gay boy >No one at work knows

Cause you are a fucking idiot. Tell him, you were an asshole and offer him a drink. If he is guy and likes you - he shall let you know. Just don't be an asshole twice.

>Better not make it too obvious that I'm trying to flirt with him
Why? Why drag it out?

>>8585569
He obviously cares about your opinion so please be nice to him. I'm sure you can still be friends

Life is too short to pussyfoot around. Go for it.

>>8585636
Because autism.

>>8585569
Are you fucking autistic, anon?

>>8585636
I don't want everyone at work to know I like boys

>>8585759
Life's short. Come into work in Dorian Ditsen cosplay and knock out anyone who has a problem with it.

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>>8585569
I don't believe one person can be so utterly socially unaware, Jesus Christ

>>8585569
>"nice shirt, loser"
lol what the fuck dude

>>8585766
im just as autistic as OP, were real

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>>8585569
This is giving me a raging boner right now, next time you compliment I'd recommend you say something like 'nice going at work today you useless homo cunt.' then ask him out on a date with something like 'hey fagget wanna see a movie with me later on?' Do this and I garentee he'll ne your loving BF in no time OP.

>>8585569
apologize before he hates you forever

>>8585569
This post broke my shell and I literally burst into laughter. You're pretty autistic. Luckily this sets you up for a really cute redemption arc that gay boys love.

>>8585569
This is stale copypasta

>>8587208
>gays
>love autism
>shallowest community on the earth
>love beta socially awkward men

Really?

>>8585766
Guess you missed the /hm/ hot pizza delivery guy thread then.

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>>8588108
Could I get a link please?

>>8587975
Nah I mean going from the mean bully to the 'reluctant' love interest. Everyone loves the cliche of the bully that falls in love with the gay kid he tortures.

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>>8585569
"nice shirt, loser"

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I work with an incredibly hot gay guy. Now this Friday, one co-worker with whom I'm friendly invited me to lunch with both himself and the gay guy. It turns out he's a pretty decent guy.

So yeah, I really want to ask him out.

What do I do, Anons? What do I even say?

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>>8585569
>"nice shirt, loser"

>>8589166
Hey cutie, wanna go out some time?

wow that was hard

>>8588701
No they don't. Most people would tell him to fuck off and ignore his rude ass.

>>8585569
Wtf anon, not even I am that autistic
Next time you meet him apologise immediately or give him a compliment
And please, don't put a "spin" onto it

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>>8585569
>Work with a bitchy old cow
>Try and compliment her shirt one day
>Turn to her and say "that's a pretty blouse"
>Get written up for sexual harrassment

I hate everyone

"Hey, <x>. What's up?"
-------
>if positive response
"Nice."
>if negative response
"Damn, that sucks."
"Hey, you know the other day I was joking, right? I don't think you're a loser."
>and if you're feeling particularly adventurous
"In fact, I was wondering if you wanted to go out for like, a coffee or something? If you're interested."

>>8589986
Enjoy feminism.

>>8590012
That's not feminism

>>8590012
>Enjoy feminism
>Former commenter forgets to mention he was staring down from directly above her, drooling down her neckline and staring at dem tiddies.
"N-nice b-bl-blouse.....m-me gusto...."

>>8585569
Yeah we know it sucks to be gay.
Everyone has it easier. Not even lesbians are so covert about being gay.

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>>8585569
>"nice shirt, loser"

>>88585569
Just give him a genuine apology and tell him your autisic and did want to come off as creepy or something like that, I'd also recommend getting /fit/, I use to be closeted too but ever since I got in shape I'm not worried if people know I'm faggot now because they'd be to scared to try any shit.
He might also find you more attractive which is a plus.

>>8589992
This. How are people so socially inept? It legitimately confounds me.

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>>8593771
I use to be be like this but that was when I was like 13. OP is somewhere on the spectrum.

>>8590063
There are so much lesbian porn, that it is considered almost normal. Alos, straight actress shall no hide she performed in les porn, straight actor shall not talk about his work in gay porn.

>>8585569
fucking kek
what was on his shirt?

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>>8585569
Fuck you Jason, I thought it was a cool shirt also I don't want to date a guy who's ashamed to be me.

Bumping for the redemption ark.

>>8585759
If you fuck your coworker they'll probably know. What is your endgame?

It's been 2 days. What happened the next day, OP?

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>>8597413
OP isn't coming back and he'll probably just avoid making eye contact with him now and later kill himself. We're bumping for a hopeless cause.

OP say sorry and make hot make up love to his little butt like in my fanfics.

>>8585569
Maybe if you get on your knees and offer to suck his dick he'll forgive you.

>>8597935
Also this

>>8594955
is dis real

>>8597917
Just like all the rest of the neurotic autists on this board.

It's frustrating really. We shouldn't get involved.

>>8597935
kek, bumping for OP return

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>>8599464
>is dis real
Yes, totally.

>>8599505
I just want to believe in love.

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>>8585569

>>8589986
Did you try actually telling HR you're gay? That would be my first defense against this dumb shit.

>>8600236
>I just want to believe in love.
No, you want to believe someone perfect in every way will come in and sweep you off your feet.

That isn't love. It's a fairy tale.

>>8600280
That isn't a defense. Sexual harassment is always construed as perceptual. It's why if you tell another guy "man I love the way your ass looks in those" a woman can argue she PERCEIVED it as being predatory towards her specifically. Or why you can be complimented, take zero issue with it, and be unable to defend the complimenting party (and if you try to, be written up for "retaliation" against the "offended" third wheel).

HR is cancer.

>>8600482
Letting women into the workforce caused this.

>>8585759
It really shouldn't be that difficult to convey that you're into him without alerting everyone else at work, chrissakes.

>>8600909
No, identity politics caused this.

>>8601290
I fail to see the connection.

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Is OP dead or what?

>>8603262
OPs almost never tell us what happens. I need to stop reading these types of threads. A lot of them (most of them?) are probably bait.

>>8603716
That's a shame, I guess we should just let this thread die then.