I need some help.
I have always identified as an attack helicopter and only finally been granted the recognition by my state. One of the perks is that I am no longer eligible for the draft.
The only problem is that I am now being drafted as a support vehicle.
How do I get out of this predicament?
>>8545986
Serve your country, you fucking helipussy.
>>8545986
>transcopter
>doesn't support our armed forces
Not even a little surprised.
Why do I seriously wish I were an assault helicopter?
>>8546193
cuz then you can just assault all the haters.
>>8545986
>attack helicopter
>support vehicle
not just gender confused eh?
>>8546193
>respected and feared killing machine.
>Waited on hand and foot by a whole team of technician bros
Pretty much life of kings, if it wasn't for having to deal with faggy ass pilots.
>>8545986
>Support vehicle
>Attack helicopter
Fucking helitrenders, I bet you skimped out and went for a Russian made turbine instead of a British or American one as well, just so you could jump on the bandwagon
>>8546193
bruh same
>>8545986
medical science just isnt there yet to allow you to be a complete attack helipcopter
I mean you are still in the military and a helicopter as far as the medical community are concerned
isn't that enough while you wait for the tech to catch up?
>>8545986
Goddamn, Ka-52s are rare...
>>8545986
Gain size and rotor capacity and embrace being support
You're not a trueheli. You're an autoheliphile.
Dont trap yourself! One day there will be a cure for AHP!