Here's the dealio my dudes. I'm gay. I know I've

>>8540068

First off, get some damn standards.

Being lonely is no excuse to get AIDS.

Secondly if your that desperate to get fucked get any number of meet and fuck apps on your phone and go to town.

Good luck, use a damn condom, and make sure you don't do something you'll regret.

>>8540068

grindr. and you wont even have to settle for a 300 pound man

>>8540102
I guess I wouldn't do a black man, does that count?

>>8540109
>>8540068
Get BF

>>8540117
How do I find a bf?

>>8540121
Social events and meetups
Meetup.com

>>8540131
I'm too shy to talk to people and hold conversation

>>8540138
Then you're gonna be too shy to actually meet up with these people you wanna fuck.

>>8540148
I just want a man in charge and I'll do whatever he says

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>>8540068
post a picture ....

>>8540153
No you won't.

>>8540165
What?

>>8540174
Pics or gtfo, slut

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>>8540174
I was asking your picture to assess your chances on the gay market. Surely, you must have some standards and then we can go from there.

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>>8540195

>>8540200
Enjoy being forever alone :3

>>8540203
You're an asshole
>>8540200
You'd probably look good if you shaved

>>8540214
Idk. I used to shave basically every day and my face would be so irritated it hurt to touch

>>8540214
>Asshole
Rude
>>8540200
Shaved, clear up acne, different style of glasses, no hat.

I'm not sure what gay likes the whole numale cuck look desu
Fun fact: fat fucks ironically have standards

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>>8540203
good lord stop using that ugly shit smilie - we are not your underage twink fags from grindr
>>8540200
now on to you //// not gonna lie it will be difficult but you can pull it off. Start slow... get into gay online websites, read about life as gay man, try geting more information. The more you know the less you fear.

Once you have done it you slowly start on Grindr, try making several selfies and try figuring out what works best for you.

I am sure people will write you - seen "worse cases"

>>8540200
Are you intentionally trying to be unattractive?

>>8540226
No.

>>8540234
Oh.

>>8540225
Fuck you I like the cat smilie. It's not my fault emojis translate it as an assmouth

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>>8540223
Fun Fact: Normal people have standards

>>8540238
I have no one to dress up for, so who do I have to please beyond myself. I like having a beard and long hair

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>>8540244
can't fuck myself (not in the way i would like to anyway) so i have to pull up with this shit all day on tindr and grindr .....

Although i have to concede you are not to blame for the assmouth. Kudos for liking cats.

Just out of interest how old are you ?

>>8540219
Your face shouldn't be irritated. Use shave butter/cream instead of canned foam, the foam has alcohol and dries up your skin, whereas butter moisturizes your skin. Also you might be getting razor burn which means you should maybe change your razor, or it's just not wet enough.

>>8540245
You're not understanding.
The creepy fat ugly hairy non-bear daddy types only go for twinks or near twinks. Which is weird because they look like a cats thrown up hairball and have the gall to call qts shallow if they don't reciprocate

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>>8540250
The way is the goal my friend - as i said before, read up, get your information, know your shit.

You will find someone to dress up for!

>>8540256
23
>Tfw no pets in apt.
>Have to visit my mom's cats
I don't use Grindr or tinder despite being in a similar situation to OP
>I have been hugged

>>8540250
People who see you outside (assuming you go there) make judgements on you. With appearances like that, I'd avoid you. You look like a druggy numale

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>>8540266
Congratulations for playing yourself by being as shallow as possible and then accusing others of doing it.

However, I know what you mean .... more of a bear/daddy type here. When I am out of shape I am usually not interested in the boy twinks when I am in shape they just flock .....

It takes two to tango

>>8540269
One should still aim to look presentable even if they have no one. You don't meet new friends looking like a hobo. Unless your intent was to befriend hobos

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>>8540277
What d you mean with similar? How can we help ? You still visit people's cats and that is good.

>Have been hugged too

>>8540286
>Playing shallow
K
No offense to you bear senpai but fat people ruined fat people for me. All the ones I've met who hit on me do it in a disgusting way.
If I'm interested in someone's profile or whatnot, I try to strike up some sort of convo.
The gross guys?
>Hi there
Hi?
>Wanna fuck?
>can you host?
>R U DTF??
>Let's fuck?
>Etc

>>8540200

I would be willing to explore the options of dating or having homosex or just a homosex friendship with a ginger aspie such as you, if you lived locally to me (any chance you're close to Tucson, Arizona? Probably not. They would have eaten you alive here if so.)

Seriously, and no, it's not because I'm so desperate. I just think you're attractive and I've had all kinds of friends, and some of the aspies I've been friends with have been the best people I've ever known.

And I know if you were willing to go for it, all kinds of guys would be willing to do whatever with you. But you should consider what you're doing and how. Because you don't want to be put through the sexual wringer and end up with all the STDs and a bunch of regret. Even if you don't think you could go through that, it's quite easy. And aspies are by and large really easy to take advantage of because they are trusting and don't understand social nuances including the ones where there are blatant red flags saying ESCAPE.

Also, you're open enough to the physical aspect of what you're looking for. But you're a virgin. You don't actually know if you enjoy being submissive to guys or if the thought of it just turns you on. Trust me. It would be equally ridiculous to say you're a bottom or top or vers as a virgin. You can think you're something all you're want, but really you should sample everything you can out with an open mind and see what you actually are into.

Also being a sub or dom is actually pretty advanced in the bedroom, and while you could maybe try it out with someone who's not very experienced, an experienced dom (or an experienced sub if you're a new dom) will easily be too overwhelming for you your first time. I'm not saying don't try it. I'm saying ease into it.

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>>8540289
Which for me is in the information he will find online, let's be honest 80% of gay content is how to look better / have better sex. Nothing against it but these information will sink in.

Used to be similar awkward but i lurked and worked on myself.

>>8540300
>Kissless, handholdless, virgin
Trying to meet people though.

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>>8540302
All chill and good - no defense needed. I know these people as well ad annoys the living shit out of me as well.

But you can ignore it can't you ? I know it gets pretty annoying after the 100* conversation but then again no harm is usually done. (Although I also had cases people were very verbally abusive against me r friends)

Fuckbuddy of mine (Jock Type if he is not taken by his laziness) has the same issues but does not give a fuck anymore.

Kudos for your attempts to strike a convo.

Personally, I do not write anyone that does not reply to me on grindr on an semi-interesting level (and that does not mean wanna fuck?)

Also bear senpai is appreciated.

>>8540269

More ideally, you'll find someone who likes your beard and hair and everything and you won't have to dress up for them.

You don't exist to satisfy someone's laundry list which is their own mental health issue they need to deal with. I mean, people try to change the people they date and marry all the time... But look at all the people on the thread trying to change you just for something as simple as just a hookup.

These aren't the kind of people you want to be getting with. And you shouldn't be listening to any of the crap they have to say about how you'd look better if xyz. You're infinitely more attractive if you're just good at being yourself, at least to the people you'd actually want to meet and hang out with.

>>8540334
>Trying to change him
It's because he said in not so few words
>I can't be bothered with how I look
Which makes people think things

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>>8540334
I like this guy .... ! Seriously though I like you!

But I was just answering OP's question for a hookup and the truth is you have to change yourself/ know what is going on to get nice or exciting hookups.

Although i agree with you a true friend and partner would be preferable.

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>>8540315
How are you trying? What are you trying? Is it working?
A nice youn man of 23 with a love of cats no interesting enough? Are you kidding ?

>>8540333
I do ignore it now.
The worst message I ever got was from a balding curly haired sweaty fat guy who used Evey single piece of my profile to construct a short story length message.
You know how answering English questions work?
>Use the question in the answer
Like that. But it was just the cringiest thing I have ever seen anyone write.
It turned my :3 into D:

>>8540353
7/10 thin appearing with some tummyfat.
I don't get anyone but creeps via dating sites. I joined a board games club. Planning to use my days off to go to beach when whether gets nicer(too hot to stay home)
The former tho has a few attractive guys but
>My fiance/GF/wife
Comes up quickly in discussions

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>>8540357
Well I appreciate the human endeavour behind it as much as I cringe about the actual content of it.

Plenty of cringe messages from the supposedly self-loving and confident people as well. Or maybe I have a talent for phishing the weird ones.

Your story made me chuckle - Thank you ...

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>>8540372
What dating sites are you using ? planetromeo - how about the good old app market? Tindr can be surprisingly civil when you want it to be.

Ha I love boardgames as well - good place to start but as you figured out it is hetero space.

Nothing in your town, area that is bigger and has more gay people in it? If not how about some places further afield?

>>8540391
Only plenty of fish. Tinder didn't seem like a good idea. I want a BF not a FB

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>>8540404
I am telling you I never found a boyfriend over those apps either only FB's but I have met people.

I have met all of my boyfriends through friends or common activities (Uni - Work). However, for that you have to be more outgoing in general and or expand your reach even further.

My thoughts are: Through Tindr you can make fuckbuddies, Friends etc.

You have to start somewhere

>>8540419
I'm just be forever alone. Me and my hand

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>>8540429

Nothing is impossible man - I managed for four years as well .... and a the start i was a sad fat fuck ....

So you can go out and be friendly with people ... nothing wrong with that. And I am sure you will find someone.

And yu hand has always a special place.

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>>8540200
Wew shit! A black guy wouldn't do you either.

>>8540250
This is precisely the attitude that is keeping you alone. You ever hear the phrase, "dress for the job you want, not the job you have?" It applies to life as well.

Appearance isn't everything, but it's certainly not nothing. Taking care of your appearance says a lot about how you value yourself, and thus how you value others.

>>8540068
Scarily similar to me apart from the standards, the one thing I still have thankfully

>>8540200
Seriously though, shave or at least trim that beard, it really doesn't suit you
Get a haircut and pluck them brows, Loose the cap and shirt and go for something a bit more colourful

You'll feel a bit better about yourself at least and then go to places related to your interests, you're bound to find at least one other gay guy at them

>>8540458
>The irony
Niggers will rape any hole they can find

18/ trap here with social anxiety and panic attacks. I dont know what youre doing wrong, I am not a virgin anymore since im 14 lol

>>8540613
>Lost virginity at 14
>Trap
You spelled slut wrong

>>8540344

Trust me. There are other ways to go about getting hookups outside of phone apps, and OP would have no problem getting hookups looking as he is with some pretty damn hot guys. But yes, he would REALLY have to "know what is going on" to get those hookups.

Seriously, I know, I have had lots of experience and it got old. He might need to "look exciting" to "get someone exciting" on a phone app though, because the people on those judge you in half a second and you don't get a lot of time to make your case.

I wouldn't make OP change a thing about himself to go on a date with me. Or hook up with me. Or hang out. I'd like to hope I could make him more confident in who he is at the end of it all at least. That's the only change I'd like to make.

>>8540779
>Implying OP wouldn't be judged irl before he manages to get in speaking distance to make his case

>>8540068
1) Chill tf out, desperation isn't nearly as hot IRL as it is in fantasy
2) Recognize that mostly everyone else is in a similar position of craving human intimacy one way or another
3) Start analyzing what it actually is you want; is it sexual experience, is it physical and emotional intimacy, is it the feeling of being desired? You need to know what it is you're in the market for. And don't say "anything and everything", get some priorities.
3.5) With that said, also get some standards. Not saying you need to find the perfect guy, but if you know what you want it's easier to know what you're looking for (ie if it's just a hookup, visual appeal takes priority over political beliefs, but personally I really value a hookup I can talk to and trust won't fuck me over)
4) Stop waiting for life to happen and become an active agent in it. Find people to talk to, ask someone on a date, maybe just go on grindr and chat people up. Be honest and confident, don't be unyielding about your limits but make sure that YOU'RE making an active decision in changing them and isn't just doing it because you're feeling pressured.
5) Keep your expectations in check; your desires in fantasy and reality, as well as the function of your body with another person present, may change a lot. Especially if you're an autist.
6) Stay safe; if it's a hookup, make sure someone you trust know where you are and who you're meeting. I have two friends who I send face, first name and address to. We've a time before which I'll contact them or they'll call me. Also condoms and whatnot.

I'm an autistic, soft-bodied ftm manlet, and I've had to pick and chose from, you'll be fine. You'll always be someone's type.

>>8540153
One, no you don't. Two, he probably doesn't want that either. Especially not if you're not a qt4.13 twink.

>>8540250
If you're not prepared for glory, it will never come.

>>8540303
This guy gets it. Optionally a d/s/switch who's willing to put in some back to train you up.

>>8540404
Tinder is a good way to just start talking to people, if you're not used to dating/need to practice your conversation skills it's a good place to start.

>>8540200

>tfw you are more attractive than me

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I cut my hair

Undsrstand people before you do anything and what you want out of life. Work on socialization skills before pursing relationships becauze you will be taken advantage of

>>8543302
Yikes.
Shave down the beard to stubble and go get your hair cut shorter. Try a combover. Just please get rid of that hair style.

>>8543302
allahu akbar

>>8543302
>I cut my hair
you mean you didn't go to a barber?

>>8543376
>Shave down the beard to stubble
still this

>>8543404
I did it myself

>>8543302
I think you're handsome

>>8543473
Thank you ^_^

>>8543481
Just my type would hook up with lol

>>8543449
idk I just don't think the length and fringe suit you, the beard certainly doesn't
other than that you look pretty good

>>8543302
Would hook up with/10

>>8540266

That's not entirely true however I do find that those types of men are sometimes less willing to be exclusively top unless you are a twink. They always want you to fuck them at some point if you regularly hook up with them.

It gets tedious but it's what I personally like.