I'm so hot that gay guys never talk to me They just assume

>>8505936
Go to gay bars

>>8506289
>>8506337
these

or just approach them yourself

Twinks are like girls, they like to be approached. Not to approach themselves.

>>8506373
omg how do you talk to twinks? what do you even say? I'm so nervous...

>>8506289
Lol faggot

>>8506556
most of them are boring airheads. Just talk random casual shit or Lana Del Ray, then ask for their number. The ones who seem to be able to hold an interesting conversation are probably way too good for you so don't bother with them.

>>8506556
Talk to them like you would anyone else. Also just curious, are you into twinks or femboys?

>>8506575
I had to google who Lana Del Ray was but I think I can hold a conversation pretty well

>>8506598
>Talk to them like you would anyone else
So, not at all then

>are you into twinks or femboys?
Yes

>>8506612
If you're a hot jock like you say you are then when you approach them they'll quickly turn to mush, feminize their voice to the extreme, start acting shy and giggiling while making googly eyes at you. At that point you should move in close and start touching them while giving them compliments. For example start touching their hair and saying how cute it make's them look, if they have tattoos, rub your hand on it and say how cool it is.

>>8506634
I'm an ugly average guy and the femboys love me. IDK what it is. I'm srs they do exactly what u just said

>>8506634
>If you're a hot jock like you say you are
You mistake me, I am not OP

>they'll quickly turn to mush, feminize their voice to the extreme, start acting shy and giggiling while making googly eyes at you
How do you keep your spaghetti contained when cute twinks start doing that??

>start touching their hair and saying how cute it make's them look
What if doing this immediately gives me a painful and embarrassing erection?

Stop being a bitch and approach them...that's usually what they want anyway

>>8506667
Uhh the only advice I can give you is to care less, or become more confident. Both usally comes with lots of sex.

>>8506722
I only like straight porn so I don't think that will work.

>>8506743
That's the reason why the gays are ignoring you, m8.

>>8506807
But I am gay! I would never have a relationship with a woman.

Seriously? Fag regalia. ID yourself faget.

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>>8505936
>How do I get hot twinks to approach me?

You have to approach them.
Why are you such a beta?
Gather up your balls and be a man and go after what you want.