>Bought a prostate massager in amazon in the same account

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>>8501849
>share Amazon account with my mom because she's too jewish to pay for prime
>she never orders anything at all
>a year passes and I forget she can access it
>start ordering skirts, makeup etc from Amazon because im too afraid to go outside
>One day get a call from my mom
>"Anon, does your gf use this account too?"
>forgot all about the incriminating evidence on the reccomended page
>"I don't have a gf."
>90 seconds of silence followed by "oh... I see"
>later get a push notification about order of "pink salt foot scrub"
>"hmm? I didn't order pink salt foot scru-"
>[internal screaming]

>>8501875
Why do people waste their time making up fake stories like this

Am I really supposed to believe you couldn't take 5 seconds to make an amazon account for whatever reason

>>8501877
why do anons lack such basic reading comprehension skills?

>>8501877
Amazon prime costs money.

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>>8501875
It's your fault for not having a throwaway account anon, sorry to hear about that though.

>>8501875
Hilarious. So are you out to her now?

>>8505218
yeah... she didn't care really. It was kinda surreal how little of a deal it was to her.

>>8501849
Should have just bought a regular dildo then amazon would think you're a girl.
Besides prostate massagers are such a gimmick.

>>8505283
>It was kinda surreal how little of a deal it was to her.
Elaborate.

>>8505408
She was basically just like "I expected this." and we didn't really talk about it again for a while. Then everything went back to normal between us. She pokes fun at me about being girly some times. That's all.