sometimes i wish i was gay so that i wouldn't have to go

Bi here. Men are just as fucking ridiculous and full of shit.

>>8471459
Date a transwoman who vocally doesn't want to be trans.

Make her feel like a real woman.

Bam! Lover/sex slave for life.

>Download grindr to phone
>Don't upload face pic
>Make name in profile curious
>Message others and respond to messages
>Exchange dick pics
>Suck your first dick :)

just to clarify, i'm straight as ever, but don't need the bullshit of dating women.

also, i'm not dating a trannie

>>8471554
see
>>8471503

There is no such thing as hassle-free dating, period. Maybe once AI gets more advanced.

>>8471564

i hope it'll be like in futurama where you can download people and date them.

who'd you download?

for me, it'd be wonder loli, but like, age 16

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>>8471597
*sigh*