>"Hey anon! From today onward, I'll be your government

it would be great with the lights off

>>8465086
I move to another country, I have dual citizenship.

>>8465086
Ask for a better model :^)

I would try to make it work

Cream myself, that dude is hot AF 11/10 dafuq is wrong with you ?

>>8465086
Would immediately bend over and prepare my anus

How do I request to be assigned to a smaller provider that won't crush me to death when he rolls over in his sleep?

>>8465086
gross
I cant stand fatties
even if he treats me like a lady I cant imagine cuddling with this beast

steal several identities and apply for 5 more

>>8465086
this >>8465198

i would not mind getting to know him

>>8465086

I'd report this product to the government as faulty. Roids isn't natty, therefore a failed product that somehow bypassed quality control.

>>8465086
heck yes

"Can I rub my dick against your belly?"

If yes, I'm a happy man. If no, well I'm still pretty happy. Dreams do come true.

>>8465086

That dude is Donnie Thompson and he is a literal meatball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSV3sLjZqDk

File: 5478-78578547854-785-0.png (92KB, 203x264px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 203x264px

>>8465086
he must grow a beard and not be bald and then it will be ok

File: masi-carlo-1.jpg (29KB, 325x500px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 325x500px

>>8465086
How about you losing 20 kilos and making yourself look like dis?

>pays for the spare room in my apartment
>can do dirty daddy son roleplays
>no one can judge me cuz we all got government assigned daddies
>can still date qt young guys

best of both worlds

>>8465640
source?

>>8465086
Okay

> doesn't have a mean face
> Talks about cuddling, seems nice
> Will take care of me financially to boot
What's not to like?

>>8465272
>fatties

theres a difference between being unwilling to lose fat because it will decrease your strength and you are a competitive athlete and not being able to stop stuffing your face with donuts

t. guy who ate a donut today

>>8465086
would cuddle/10

>>8465086
das gay yo sorry

>>8465086
holy moly dream come true

>>8465086
would cuddle but I also want his mancunt desu

>>8467331
Dream Daddy. New daddy dating sim comming out next month.

>>8465086
I'm sorry sir but I'm already taken

>>8465086
struggle to say thank you as i choke on his musky bear cock

>>8467900
gross...
Sounds like pedophilia

>government assigned
What kind of homoregulation is this?
In what communist dictatorship did I wake up this time?

>>8465086
Nice chin pubes, you fat tard.
Are you taking steroids for AIDS wasting disease?

>>8465086
Dream come true. I wouldn't blink an eye.

>>8465086
I-I'm a transbian...

I'd get to know him, I guess? is he nice?

>>8470062
>is he nice?

he can count to potato, if that's what you're asking

Show him my tingling boy-hood

>>8471781
are you talking about your foreskin?

>>8471811
no I mean my trembling boy-hood, small and delicate when compared to his goliath, meaty man-hood.

>>8471990
protip: guys like that have tiny weiners

t. veteran cocksucker

>>8465086
Go to the government and ask for a change.

I ASKED FOR A HUSBANDO NOT A FUCKING GIANT TOE
I BET HE HAS A FAGGOTY VOICE TOO UGH

>>8469921
It's actually not. You're a single dad and date other single dads.

Okay, but I want to be poly. And to sometimes have threesomes. With men and with women.

>>8465086
Cry and then kms

File: 1494456329799(1).png (137KB, 598x435px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 598x435px

>>8465086

>>8473190
That's a pretty dramatic reaction

>>8475519
It's pretty appropriate considering the context.

>>8465086
Tell that spook to gtfo my house

>>8475562
>spook

i've heard
spook = ghost
spook = african american
spook = spy

in what way are you using it here?
because he seems to be none of those

>>8475595
he's a government agent sent to influence the way I live my life

he may not be a spy but he's still a fucking government spook

>>8475603
oh, okay.
i get it now.
thanks for responding.

>>8475608
np, go carefully Anonymous

>>8465086
I'd pinch myself to check if I was dreaming

>>8465086
>live near Portland AKA gay heaven
>no guys like this on growlr

For fuck sake why
Is there a bar I have to go to? A message board to join?

File: poolside (3).jpg (119KB, 580x592px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 580x592px

>>8476858
Just go to Lazy Bear Weekend the first week of August in Guerneville, CA

It is close enough you can drive there.

http://www.lazybearweekend.com/

>>8476910
I don't have a car at the moment, unfortunately.
I just have to find them. Like I said - Portland. They're there.