/mtfg/ - trans woman general

>>8447793
I want a big tall bf... I have a coworker in mind lol

>>8447793
I will never have a big tall bf, I'm a tall girl 177cm :(

>not being super duper gay
>wanting a bf

>>8447806
>wanting yucky girls and vagina
Ewwww!

>>8447810
>implying cis girls

Best edition!

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>>8447806
bf will protec me from the transbians
>>8447805
:c

>>8447814
But trans takes stuff to ruin their gt usability :/

>>8447806
>not wanting a boy to choke you and spit in your face and make you scrub the floor and crawl on the floor and eat from the floor

>>8447839
some people don't want to use it okay, I don't think I even can have sex :(

>>8447839
Not really

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>>8447846
Yea I don't want to either ;_;
>>8447843
mfw, when I want EXCATLY that, but will never get it :>

>>8447876
just lose a bitta weight daney

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>>8447839
mine still works v-v
tfw u gotta wait for ffs and then get srs after
aaaaa i hate it.......

>>8447866
Cindy! , you are a pure young girl, you should not know about stuff like that >.<
>>8447879
I'm trying, its hard :(

>>8447885
it's really easy babe, just don't eat

want neo vag :(

>>8447897
just use y0r mouth

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I want estrogen. But my voice isnt passable.

>>8447806
>>8447816
>not being gay but having a bf anyway
>not chatting to your bf about hot girls
>not saying how much het girls are missing out on when your bf compliments your body
>not thanking him for fucking you even though you're a lesbian

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GIVE ME PSEUDO vag NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8447905
Voice training dummy.

>>8447903
I feel suicidal daily from benis :(

>>8447912
it takes time, heck

>>8447910
I do this.

>>8447906
hugg living's good

i wasn't sure but i went travelling and realised how much beautiful stuff there is, i had no idea suffering could be worth it, but actually there's some really cool and beautiful stuff you'll get to experience if you let yourself be alive for it

>>8447913
i will eat your dick and chew out a hole behind it for you i promise

>>8447895
;_; I love eating if not for food I would have loads of more selfharm I think :/ It really is my one source of happiness

>>8447910
this is the final tier of the glowy brain index

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tfw emma will never make you self harm your genitals off...

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>>8447793
>not wanting to be the big tall and strong one holding a qt waifu

>not having your cis gf cuddle you and use her toys on you late at night undercovers

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>>8447953
I feel you. I can't smoke weed, and drinking makes things worse, so eating is like the only vice I can numb the pain with.

why do other peoples' problems always sound more genuine than my own?
i feel like i'm making everything up including gender dysphoria and am taking hrt away from people who actually need it

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>>8447972
isnt that what boys want?
:^)

>>8447983
because this is a mongoloid image weaving board and everyone exagerates everything

>>8447803
Are u a qt-pa-2t?

If so give discord. 6'2 guy here

>>8447983
we're fairly similar in that, or we were, but i've gotten past it - you're just used to being humble and you don't want to feel like you're imposing your identity or your perspective on people. just amp up the punk spirit and learn to say fuck you i won't do what you tell me, until you're able to stop apologising just for knowing what you know.

>>8447996
No I'm gross you don't want me.

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>>8447793

>tfw 6'4" handsome husbando

he's fuckin skinny tho lol. but u know those tall broad guys who are all boney but surprisingly strong? dat him

also wow hi good morning everyone hru

>>8448013
If you say so~..

do you ever see someone yelling and hitting a dog and you want to just scream at them thats not how you treat animals they literally dont understand words and theyre getting excited because youre yelling...

Who else here has accepted that they will never have a boyfriend?

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>>8448023
Not tying to blow you off, just donot want to waste your time

>>8448026
not yet

>>8448024
Replace "dog" with "child" and yes.
>>8447996
Do you like black girls?

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>>8447985
Yeah
I'm a boy
uwu

>>8447996
wru

>>8448024

>yelling and hitting a dog

why would you even do this tf

>>8448019
same except my bf has dad bod which i like ^w^
he wants to work out again but he lives in the middle of no where so the nearest gym is like half an hour away.

>>8448026
me, I have also accepted that I will never get friends no one likes me ;_;

>>8448039
Dad bod is top tier

I'm a girl

>>8448039
mmm dad bod

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im a (little)girl

>>8448044
A good girl
>pat pat

>>8448036
EXACTLY!!!! and then they get upset that i dont want to talk to them...

>>8448039

mine has dis bod and i'm always playing the xylophone on his ribs desu. i love dad bods tho and skinny bods. and all guy bods.
#malebodypositiivty

>>8448049

wow rude lol

>>8448048
:D
>>8448047
Same o:

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>>8448052
>>8448039

meant to post this pic ooooooops

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ima big girl, but im 5'9

>>8448056
Yum.

God damn I want a boyfriend.

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Is it okay to shoot up a school because you have no boyfriend?

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>>8448056
>not subtly giving your bf a dad bod by cooking him lots of really yummy food

>>8448026
It was really a no-brainer for me. Can't even imagine sharing a living space with a guy, and I'm not into sex, so... What I need is a long-term female roommate and confident, really. Or maybe I'll just end my days in a nunnery, who knows?

Every few months I have bought where I really really want to have sex with a guy. Like really bad. I'm in the middle of one now and it fucking blows.

>>8448034
the most feminine and girly boy iv ever met .

>>8448068

go get one thenn

>>8448069

naw prob not loll

>>8448070

he eats everything all of the time!!!
he has a ridiculously fast metabolism tho. and a big dick since tall skinny white guys always have big dicks idk.
not that i wouldn care if he got some chub or anythinggg i just let him be what he wants to bee.

>>8448069
Supreme gentletranswoman? Nah, sounds totally stupid.

i've forgiven my friend and feel comfortable around her again and am ready to help her with all her emotional stuff but it took a process of draining almost the final ounces of emotional energy she had, i just hope she can feel comfortable with me now, after her exam tmr i gotta tell her i'm open to help, like, any time if she needs anything and like the moment she wants to talk or a friend for any conceivable thing i'm, like, there - that sounds like a good thing to say, i think? worried it would be like aggressively invasively caring n such

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>>8448079
thanks wanna feel my guns?

>>8448076
It's really fun, you're missing out.
>>8448075
Pre-HRT I wasn't interested in dating men, only sex, Now I want to live with a guy and bake him cookies every evening.

>>8448089
If you mean it I think you should say it, it sounds nice like you say ^^
I wish I had real life girl friends :<

>>8448091
yeah are you gonna pin me up against a wall still?

why are older guys becoming more and more attractive???

>>8448107

that happens as you get older

>>8448107
Desperation

>>8448085
yeah my bf has a super fast metabolism too. He eats a stupid amount of food and doesnt gain any weight, like 3k+ calories. If he doesnt he will become a skeleton again, he was about 15bmi 3 years ago.

>>8448098
of course i mean it i'd do anything shy of repressing if it'd help her

>>8448103
Yeah you best start lifting if you want to stand a chance

>>8448114
What does he do?

>>8448107
$w$

>>8448114

i don't have the time to feed him 4000 calories a day tho omg

>>8448124
he used to do manual labour jobs but he got a really good office job a couple weeks ago so probably wont need to eat as much lol.
>>8448127
lol

>>8448096
I'm really fine with being a spinster these days. Even a normal relationship with a woman would be a hassle. I don't want to have the issue of sex hanging over my head as a sword of Damocles, and I know I can't really trust self-proclaimed asexuals. Already went horribly wrong for me once, after all.

>>8448110
oh my god im not young anymore
>>8448113
:/
>>8448126
uwu

>>8448135

it's truuuuuuuu
#letskellystayskelly

>>8448139

rip ur youth my darling daughter

>>8448110
I have never ever had any interest in any man under 30
>>8448136
What about Syndie?
>>8448114

I thought metabolism wasn't real? t. Faye

>>8448136
lol you fell for the ace meme, they're the cancer that will inevitably destroy us

>>8448123
Im ok with not standing a chance desu

>>8448148

lool my bf is the same age as me so idk

>>8448114
lol i'm your bf

>>8448148
I don't plan on having sex with her even if we meet. That's sisterly love between us and I'm fine with this.

>>8448150
I'm asexual. Except, for real. I have a serious case of anhedonia from neurological issues, so I only get the nastily unpleasant side of sex.

>>8448172
yeah i know you're real but i've fallen for the meme asexuals before too, also i like your whole idea of just a female friend whom you live with and share spaces with, that's what i want with my friend but her bisexuality and sorta feelings to do w me are idk hard for me to deal with bc i really want to have her around and sharing a bed and doing stuff together sounds sweet but the sex couldn't happen

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>>8448096
>ywn bake a cake and make a nice romantic dinner for a boy

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You will never look like this. Why even bother?

>I'm a bi mtf tranner
>hate most men's personalities, think men are nasty, controlling, aggressive, fetishising pigs
>also don't want to be known as a transbian and then seen as agp or a creep by society and also get hurt when cis lesbians hate me

What do??

>>8448209
The fuck is wrong with you?

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>>8448209
Then go outside and see that there are idiots of every gender and very nice people of every gender

>>8448209
Stop letting other peoples opinions dictate who you are with. If you are attracted to men then find a nice one, if you are attracted to girls then fuck what other people think. Transbian shaming is literally just insecure straight trannies or chasers who are upset that we dont want them.

girls are ok

>>8448204
;_;
>>8448209
I'm bi too and I hate the personalites of both. Men are chaser creeps and women are stuck up, demanding assholes

>>8448206
It's sucks that I've felt this feeling of being ugly and not good looking since I was a kid

>>8448209
We all know you're a fetishising agp anyway.

>>8448282
There is literally nothing wrong with having fetishes or being an autogynephile.

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Friendly reminder that I hate you all.

>>8448289
but you don't even know me :(

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>>8448289
I hate me too
>>8448069
>tfw dreams of shooting up a school keep happening when I feel completely lonely
that's bad isn't it

>>8448289
you're an incestuous gook terf that is somehow also a faggot male? you're the worst of this thread my dude

Is it possible to be stealth with size 11 UK feet?

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>>8448299
I don't actually hate you

>>8448316
I don't actually hate you

Pearl and Peridot best gems

>>8448346
Whoa there edge city don't cut yourself with that additude

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>>8448209
Just date girls
Ya doofus

>>8448349
tfw my shoe size is uk6 womens :^)

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I hate this!
I now get tired fixing a simple meal.

>>8448286
Right but she doesn't want to be seen that way.

She's like "can't munch rug; they'll call me agp. t. agp"

best mtfg couple?

>>8448349
no, my dad has size 11s. no store goes above an 8 usually and only a few stores do special big n tall shoes up to a 10. you're FUCKED tranner ahahaha

>>8448396
Nim x Eva. Except eva doesnt really post anymore.

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>>8448396
me

>>8448396
me x my wiener

>>8448148
The difference between an average 5'4 woman and a 5'10 males caloric needs if not working out is 400 calories, metabolism doesn't make you skinny, activity does

>>8448398
big and tall often handle up to 13. Look at Long Tall Sally.

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>>8448412
Good question

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It's ok to be a girl
Its ok to transition

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>>8448396
me and my 6'4" bf

my mom is ALWAYS at a ten ready to go off on somebody and like fake laughing and fake having fun and jeez this is so exhausting

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haha BLOGPOST

>me
>be a wageslave
>haven't slept all night
>fell half asleep
>go home
>fall asleep
>wake up
>"Good morni-
>It's 10 PM

atleast i was able to get some sleep

why does liking v make you agp/not trans in peoples opinion?

>>8448448

ppl are dumb basically

owl city fireflies memes are back and i can not believe my eyes

>>8448031
What kind of guys does beepbeep like?

Uh oh I told a family member

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>>8448474
you told them you like diapers??????

>>8448441
no one likes you

Kys you ugly fucking faggot

>>8448362
>>8448398
ahahaha fuck you both

>>8448479
No I told them I wanted to be a girl.
Time to slit wrists?

>>8448482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrydNhvGy0w

>>8448502
Covfefe

transbians are agp fetishists and failed men who decided to transition because of those reasons
find literally any evidence to prove me wrong

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>>8448512
agreed

>>8448509
Thats much better desu, i just stole that one from ember.

>>8448512
Then "straight" trannies are just gay male fetishists who transitioned to have sex with straight men.

>>8448510
Yes?

>>8448512
If I would find TRU LOVS FORST KISSU here and she's not an AGP or whatver you call it, I wouldn't mind. I'm not that into sex besides blowjobs anyway.

I am here

>>8448547
>boy
fuck the heck off

>>8448489
is ur butt a big butt or smol?

>>8448512
You made the claim, back it up, anon. Im a working man who will continue to have a job and a cis gf after my transition, Ive always looked feminine, often failed boymode, and most people consider me quite girly. Of course im a failed man, im a girl. Trans. Why am i just fetishist?

>>8448553
hey.

join the line.

they started a petition to get rid of me at one point i think lol.

just bagged another one today lad(ie)s

like i got her number and stuff

wew.

gf messed up her phone.

>>8448512
What's wrong with a failed man transitioning?

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Tfw you get a massage, but forgot you wrote slut on your thigh for a boy and she might have saw it.

>>8448512

who cares lol

>>8448554
Big
>>8448568
How are you finding so many trannies?

>>8448575
thats so cute

what's going on with you /mtfg/?

downloading grindr for the first time in a long while wew idk what ima do tonight lol

>>8448589

ppl are so fuckin dumb lol

>>8448575
Reminder that chara is a subby slut for chads.

who's best girl?

>>8448608

u

>>8448584
i'm going to the youth center in LA

like lgbt youth center

wew....

wew shakira all i can say is wew

there's this one that's been playing hard to get but at this point i'm disinterested cuz a cuter smaller version of her is giving me signs cuz she saw me with my gf at the center that they both go get there mones and like yea

it's Hollywood i guess idk lolololol

hella fun tho kinda not really but i do really wanna smash this little thing omg you should see her butt like wow

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>>8448587
>>8448604
WAHH IM EMBARRASSED

im high

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>>8448604
>implying it isnt more embarassing to be a subby slut for a transbian

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>>8448620
hi join my server i need more friends

>>8448627
hello i am stealing this image for my piety folder thanks.

>>8448611
I need pictures nigga. I need pictures.

>>8448620
now drink.

>>8448630
ughhhhh.

hold up ph@m

>>8448629
>hi join my server i need more friends
soon if i can trust you all more

>>8448633
tfw no martini in da heaauuus

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>>8448644
What's not to trust about me?
Everyone says im the most truthful person of /mtfg/.

Went to a local trans meeting tonight, probably one of the worst nights of my life.

>>8448645
definitely not, that's worse

>>8448627
tfw subby slut for a cute girl and its sort of embarrassing

>>8448648
I could have told you that lol. Fucking hons at the trans meetup almost ruined my life

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>>8448630
Here's gf

Imagine a smaller tighter version of this with a bigger butt.

That's the youth I wanna destroy

>>8448629

are there cool ppl in ur server chara-chan

you know

i never realized how delicate and nice it is to talk to my own kind until now

>>8448647
I was warned about you for some reason you use instagram pics from other girls idk

you seem like a nice cool funny person though

>>8448665
its like half trannies and half r9k beta orbiters.

>>8448664
That's a pretty big ass

>>8448664
whoa that's very green of you

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>>8448665
uhh, it mostly just r9k and mtfg people.
here some online people

>>8448668
People say a lot of things about me.
Mostly people who never actually talked to me before. Anyone that voice chats with me say im fine.

>>8448676
not that many orbiters

>>8448682
ok maybe her butt is the same size but she's a lot smaller and idk shakira something about her attitude drives me up the wall ngl

>>8448676
>>8448665
Lets go in there edie

>>8448687
sweet lets do this then haha i wonder what yohsi's egg smells like

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being high nonstop has honestly been such a nice experience and helped my self-esteem
one of the days i was the most fucked up i walked past the mirror and i was like 'oh she's pretty' and a minute later i was like
"BITCH THAT'S FUCKING YOU!!!" and ever since then i've been like "wow i'm not that ugly tbqh. i'm that bitch. bitch." to myself, i mean
so the moral of the story is get high every day

>>8448676
ur eddie lol???

>>8448694
hey M waz been up

>>8448687
>>8448676
>>8448694

can mercury and i come to ur discord

>>8448704
>ur eddie lol???
no. edie is doll (uwu)face

>>8448704
Hi
Nothing? Idk
>>8448705
We dont ask bb, we command

>>8448714
i understand

eddie let's fuck plz

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>>8448698
>>8448705
sure
https://discord.gg/PxFJcq

>>8448715

i command u to let mercury and us into ur discord !!

>>8448725

wow that was easy

>>8448715
i got a job let's like meet up or something i wanna see some one from here just to know that it's real and not just my thoughts imagining posters shitposting back

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>>8448726
UWU *puts u in a diapeee*
oopsies

>>8448733

CAN U NOT

>>8448737
This
I can't take this cancer anymore

Visitor from /his/ here.

I don't know if it's the right place to ask but recommene me historical texts on homosexuality or at least documentaries that arent shit.

Also out of all the Males ----> Females here, how many are relatively attractive.

>>8448653
>>8448661
Well I had a very mentally ill person go on for about two hours talking about the brain and why you can change it by shouting at it loudly. And another very mentally ill person sat next to me laughing and making noises fucking constantly like theyd had a part of their brain removed.She said she had been harrased by neighbours and the police for showing her underwear to people while wearing short shorts... And then there was a younger bunch like in their 20s and all they fucking did was talk about magic the gathering, pokemon and dungeons and dragons and all this went on for hours, like four or five easily. Of course everyone was living full time apart from me after like two months of mones or none at all which made me feel like shit and they all looked at me like a lepper when I said I was on hrt for so long but not out yet. But to top it off the kicker was I desperately needed to talk to someone and have some counsiling after recently being told theres a possiblity my lifespan had been cut in half by some stupid vein condition and all eight people got seen apart from me and the person running the place didnt even say hello to me untill after everyone left. So I got to go home and feel like a shaken broken monster and question why im still alive.

>>8448701
lol

>>8448726
see what did i tell u

>>8448743
the young one's mostly.

if you like big dicks (aka ur gay ngga) theres like eddie and merc

shakira is also a heckin bombshell i hear and i'm not just saying that cuz she's shown intrest in me no way

>>8448701
FUCK YEAH BITCH
that sounds wild

>>8448748
>Saw this and thought you were in psych ward
>It was a trans group
WEW I've heard nothing but bad things about trans groups but this takes the biscuit.

I went to a trans group, chose an under 25s group to avoid the crazy hons, there were no crazy hons but everyone was 14 and completely blanked me so yeah fuck trans groups.

>>8448701
high on what, lust?

c'mon...

let's not use hardcore drugs /mtfg/.....

>>8448742

right

>>8448754
>>8448755

it WAS wild !!!!!

>>8448780

reefer

>>8448731
i mean iidk
where do u generally stay?

>>8448781
i had that happen out shopping once with some randomly placed mirror in h&m or something

i wasn't even high

>>8448748
>Well I had a very mentally ill person go on for about two hours talking about the brain and why you can change it by shouting at it loudly. And another very mentally ill person sat next to me laughing and making noises fucking constantly like theyd had a part of their brain removed.
Typical trannies desu.

>>8448789
i'm staying around a baddish part of town rn but usually kick it around hollywood when i'm not working..

wanna go see the abandoned mansion lol?

like i mean i'm not even gonna try anything on you unless you give me signs and think i'm cute LOL but yea let's kick it let's have fun i have foodstamps ur rolling with a baller pham

>>8448781
OK good

gf tells me stories about using drugs and such and i'm just like

ughhh

i don;t even know it's just awful

>>8448791

u were just high on ur beauty and life bae

>>8448811

don't you do drugs and sell ur ass for 20$ on grindr lol

How do i know if im just agp or not

https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/380779074/#380780937
I just want video games

>>8448818
hey you little fuck

fuck you bringing up my past like that that really fucking hurt

forget you.

and i never sold my ass on grindr

>>8448757

What's the percentage of ones that like boys girls and both and who are the most desperate?

>>8448811
>wanna go see the abandoned mansion lol?
not really

we could get coffe i guess, as long as you're buying

Is 21 too late to transition?

I keep hearing that it is and that I'll never pass

:(

>>8448830
ummmmmmmmmm

that sounds like stupidly boring but maybe i'll hyu when i get paid and got nothing better to do.....

now that you mention it what are we even gonna talk about lol nvm uright

i want to be good enough to be hugged

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>>8448838
I started at 21. Your body is fucked permanently unless you're intersex or whatever but you can still pass, especially if you got money for ffs it's basically guaranteed.

>>8448819
If you want to be a girl outside of an arousal state it's may well be more then a fetish bro.

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>>8448757
>tfw not mentioned

>>8448838
Youll probably need a few surgeries including FSS to pass.

>>8448885
You're waifu is exclusively for cucks ngl

>>8448828
everyone here is desperate welcome to /mtfg/ newfag

but like yea just as long as ur cute you can get some attention here

Why do people say/use expressions that don't make any sense?
Is English that hard to understand?

>>8448903
pussy on the chain wax my nigga

>>8448908
I was with my friend who got busted for being legally drunk.
I told the police officer that my friend did nothing wrong, because he's LEGALLY drunk

>>8448827

lmao r u ok

>>8448931
Leave him alone

>>8448885
Your ego doesn't need any more feeding, Moap.

>>8448838
24 is the true cutoff. But genetics matter much more than age. Some people transition well at 35.

>>8448939

omg lol

>>8448956
No one cares spic

>>8448939
thank you.
>>8448931
ur bitter and mean for a reason, eddie.
>>8448885
oh and then there's moap she's a little weird but i heard she's a virgin woah lad.

>>8448956
>35
I certainly did. But I guess I kind of escaped the worst of puberty by self-medding with BCPs back then.

>>8448882
I always want to be a girl. Hearing my male name and male pronouns makes me uncomfortable just at work, not that id screech at them about it, but it hurts to hear.

>>8448962
Sorry

>>8448962
i care eat shit hater

>>8448748
you should go to an under-25s one, they tend to be more sane, I go to one and it's totally fine, little bit tumblr but nothing shocking

>>8448966

? i'm not being bitter or mean, i just found it weird that you were talking about how bad drugs are but you were like
doing tons of drugs not long ago and selling urself for pennies on grindr and living in an abandoned house lol
like it's just weird to come from that lifestyle and then act like hearing about drugs is cringey

>>8448975
surely if anything that makes him more qualified to talk on the subject?

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>when ur gf goes to her parents' for the weekend for father's day and the shirt she was wearing doesn't smell enough like her

>>8448981

you wouldn't expect a plastic surgeon to act like getting a nose job makes you a bad person would you? lol

>>8448968
You're still a hon though

>>8448981
don't ever use drugs /mtfg/.

eddie get a life bitter old LOOSE asf bitch.

i bet your asshole is so loose lmfaoooo

>>8448975
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN U EVEIL MURDERESS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CROOKED EDIE!!

hes really this salty?

>>8447843
>>8447876
>tfw I want this and ALSO have this

>>8448987
what you need to do is keep a tiny perfume bottle of her natural smell that you can spray onto your own clothes when she's not around

>>8448996

unfortunately smoking weed didn't make my ass ridiculously loose since it's still so tight that i can barely get a plug in me.
my man ain't complaining tho.
but then again i didn't meet him on grindr and he's not a male hooker, so............ i guess he has a diff viewpoint from you

>>8449000

idek lol apparently he is this salty like tf

>>8449000
you know what.

i know this behavior.

my gf acts like this sometimes lol.

lol i know both of you just want bfs to fuck you right now that's why ur acting up

lol i've figured you out /mtfg/.

i win.

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>>8449014

i have a bf who has twice the dick you do and is twice as tall so that's prob not it

>>8449009
hey eddie.

is ur man straight?

lol...

>>8449014
kek
desu, now i kind of do want to meet up with you so i can cuss u out
>>8449009
wyd tho, i'm bored a lil bit, you wanna facetime or something?

>>8448989
no you wouldn't expect it but if a plastic surgeon told you a nose job is a bad idea wouldn't you trust him more than a non-surgeon?

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>>8448987
Try her panties, she probably BRRRAAAAAP'D on them.

>>8449020
no but your ass is totally not like a loose goose or anything lololol

yea...

he's twice as big this and that but is he twice the man bb?

are you satisfied?

>>8449024
ok but you have to be drunk so i can use it agaisnt you and like get you honry withouth you even realizing it

angry sex is like the best sex god i miss my gf :((((

>>8449031
Out of curiosity... why are you so upset?

>>8449021

i mean he hasn't been having sex with men for a dollar on grindr like a homeless immigrant if that's what you're asking

>>8449024

i'm just chillin rn eatin, i'm bout to do my makeup and all dat dumb shit. we could chat if u wanna while i get ready tho?

>>8449031

>are you satisfied?
i mean yes actually believe it or not lol i'm very happy with him. me not being satisfied wouldn't change the truthfulness of anything i'm saying either

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>>8449014
Beanbag's going HAM tonight.

You tell them, beanie baby. Don't let them push you around.

>>8449038
he hit a nerve
>>8449040
why are you talking to me

get a life loser

>>8449035
i would never in my life in a million years have any kind of intimate or sexual contact with you, and just the idea that u would imply that kind of grosses me out.
>>8449040
oohhhhhhh where u goin?
yah we can tho
>>8449045
dont encourage this!!! :^)

>>8449045
when are we gonna fk

>>8449055
>when are we gonna fk
Still that desperate for money huh?

>>8449045

this is the best post itt

>>8449049

you were talking to me first faggot lmao
all i was saying is that smoking weed helped me a bit and you went all drugs are bad even tho you did drugs tons like a month ago and i found that odd and now here we are

>>8449050

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>8449060
ohh kk wait
so am i phone calling u or facetime lol

>>8449038
bean tries to be super masc because he's repressed

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>>8449006
we're gonna do that for each other someday

she says i smell like a varying mix of flowers and perfume and spices

>>8449030
but she goes commando

>>8449050
omg yes you would i'm hot wtf lol
>>8449059
lil bit, i also really enjoy it though and i have a job now anyways :PPPP

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>right leg literally fused like this with knee twisted inwards by 45 degrees because of hypotonia complications, and getting worse with time
>NHS won't even give me painkillers, let alone a leg brace, because bare minimum approach
fucking austerity has to end, this is bullshit

>>8449067
my gf made these insecurities go away but being here is bringing them back reee stop it

i know i'm a MAN tyvm

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everyone in my life hates me.

I wish I wasn't such a broken, spiteful person.

my parents never cared about me. My relatives have never been there for me. My friends all abandoned me.

Everything hurts.

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>>8449050
>dont encourage this!!! :^)
The bean's no serious threat to this mean girls clique you've got going here, but that doesn't mean he has to take this abuse sitting down.

>>8449055
Maybe after you've transitioned and they've put you on stronger crazy pills.

>>8449071
nice butt

i can't see it but i'm just assuming it's nice cuz ur white

kill me.

>>8449065

u used to call me on my cell phone bae
plus i'm gonna look a mess while i do my makeup anyways makin all kinds of dumb faces and shit to get into the contours of my face lol
i can call u tho whenever u rdy

>>8449067

yknow i would actually believe that

>>8449076

why are you redownloading grindr and trying to fuck girls at the clinic your gf goes to if you're in a relationship?????? were you projecting earlier with the whole satisfied thing

>>8449084
yahh imma hit u bb

>>8449087

hit me hard

>>8449084
when he first came here he posted pics on femgen asking if he could pass if he took hrt. there's other times he talked about it here too

>>8449084
wait ok ur replying again to me.

nice bait but you still lose this one loser loose goosey goose

>>8448774
>>8448974
Im not under 25 anymore.

>>8448956
>started at 24
Should I kill myself?

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>invest in something thats going to make me a lot of money
>forget gf gave me some money of hers to play with in one of my side trading accounts
>expects me to give her a piece of my high risk high reward investment cause it went well that i would never risk someone elses money in cause id be too afraid to do that
w-what do i do

>>8449089
OK

THAT LIKE

HEY!!!

FUCK YOU

FUCK

OK NOW

YOU KNOW WHAT

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8449082
I don't take crazy pills

i drink too much though

but then again i'm 21

>>8449100
send her this green text

>>8449100
money ruins everything
anyway what's the investment

>>8449089

he could nottttt pass

>>8449093

lol o ok

mtfggggggg

>>8449100
Pay her what shes owed.

>>8449100
Sending jill this right now.

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I feel much better again

who the fuck is everyone i don't recognise anyone

>>8449150
I'm """new"""" here hello

>>8447793
EVERYONE POST YOUR FEET

So like how do I get someone to literally break me sexually

>>8449104
oh hey beany

been a while

>>8449164
get drunk with me you'll never be the same again lmfao

>>8449164
depends on what exactly you mean

>>8449150
Where is Lissy?

>>8449164
same

>>8449173
I mean whatever whoever it is wants it to mean

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>>8449176

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>>8448889
What? No way.
Asukas best girl.

>>8448944
B-but everyone elses ego gets fed :(

>>8448966
N-nuh uh, I had sex like earlier this week...

>>8449166
Hey bb.

:/

Miss my gf so I wanna fuck around tonight /:

>>8449175
Lissy's really busy with uni and work placements these days. I don't think she's posted on /mtfg/ since we were together.

We ended up breaking up 'cos ofthe distance but we're still good friends.

>>8449164
>tfw gf is kind of over mean stuff for a little while but I really want her to completely degrade me for being a worthless failed tranny/say ill never be a real girl like her

>>8449188
D R O P P E D

ur still kinda hot tho

>>8449189
I mean, I'm not really looking for that sort of stuff (plus timezones mean I'm off to bed), but I kinda liked you generally

so yeah
hi

>>8449190
>We ended up breaking up 'cos ofthe distance but we're still good friends.
But you were in my top 3 /mtfg/ trip ships.

Don't you think you could mayyybe rekindle the romance a little bit?

>>8449200
Ur the one with the butt right?

Sup.

Still doing my thing I guess

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>>8449100
dont be a poopyhead emmaaaaa

>>8447957
>>8449186
EMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8449215
she didnt want anything to do with it when i spent a week talking about how it was very risky and was going to fail, and even decided not to put any of her own additional money into it separately, but now that its going well she wants some of it idk like i hate this whole thing im only investing my own money
>>8449226
thatd be a good way to get rid of them

>>8449205

Well I can't really say yes, but I can say we did end on very good terms and no one ever truly knows what the future holds.

In the mean time i'm getting my life together so distance isn't a problem for any relationships i might have in the future. I've an interview for a uni access course in like a week and a half c:

>>8449214
>with a butt
um no
I was the one that'd spam threads with bunny pics

I've never really posted pics of me on here because I am a hon

>>8449246
Oh yea.

Wanna fuck?

My gf says I have a big dingo

ざわ
ざわ ざわ~

>>8449265
>propositioning everyone and anyone
>while in a relationship

I see you haven't changed at all

>>8449235
just give her back her own initial investment and maybe a little more its not that hard

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>>8449241
If fate can drive you apart, it can certainly drive you back together again.

What are you studying? Is it programming? Are you letting the side down by being a stereotype?

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>>8449277
i have no issue doing that
ive made at least 20% on her investment with my other trading account

>>8449274
:/

It's not like that.

One of us is faithful trust me

>>8449279
>tfw you realize you're a stereotype

>>8449286
>one of us is faithful
:(

don't do that to her
like I don't really post here any more and so if you want to chat my discord is Lamana#7953 , but cheating isn't very nice beany :/