Ideal BF/GF thread. Post your ideal partner, not yourself. If

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template for you guys

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>>8439639

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repostan because last thread was fun

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Something like this.

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posting ideal bf/gf will just lead to everyone posting either the same daddy or comfy gamer girl idealization. POST YOURSELF and comment/rate
>>8439804
case in point
>>8439635
case in point
>>8439754
youre unlikeable
>>8439685
v cute, buy another guitar and practice everyday. dont worry about gender as a labe;, worry more about the specific ways you want to present yourself, you'll get a lot of satisfaction

>>8439902
Probably the only sensible advice i've ever been given on this board, thanks m8. You seem chill

>>8439685
you sound like me at like, 18, but it's endearing.

>>8439662
ideal partner would pay for me to never work and lounge around menacing them.

>>8439804
this makes it sound like you have no personality, you should take another go at it, I think.

>>8439902
>youre unlikeable
you're preaching to the choir, but people keep liking me despite me.

though, honestly, I'd like to think I'm more dislikable, rather than unlikable.

>>8439912
<3 no problem

>>8439933
do they like you or like the idea of you liking them?

>>8439917
what wound up being your gender identity, if I may ask?

>>8439956
is there a difference? (just kidding)

I don't know, frankly. I definitely can be charming and pleasant, but I have to sorta put myself into a certain mindset - I enjoy taking care of people, and people like to be in my care.

the people I like most are usually my exes, if that gives any insight.

>>8439984
I wound up being a woman and being very comfortable in it. I'm happy to talk about it if you want.

>>8440010
as mtf I assume?

>>8440016
yeah, of course, it's /tttt/ or whatever.

>>8440023
Yeah thats true. I've gotta get to bed pretty soon but I'll probably be back in the thread tomorrow night or something.

>>8440002
i think you answered my question, and for the record i never said i dislike you, but theres an air of animosity that leads to the unlikeable. whether its poetic or just icky is up to whomever. at least as far as these dumb pictures show haha

>>8439902
>>8439754
These suck when they have too many points. Granted my taste is shit.

Sry I'm on my phone and tried but:
(/v/ tier bf)
>anon can we cuddle while I watch you play?
>no way can you beat me at 'x video game' you fgt!
>you have such a good taste in vidya anon
>anon don't you think 'male vidya char' is a qt?
>can we play this game together?
>anon you won again!
>you're taste in vidya is so fucking plebian
>haha I won now! *tackles you*

>>8440033
>i think you answered my question
did I?
>animosity
I can see where ya get that from, but I really do feel quite protective of people I like and do want them to live and thrive.

but yeah, to be sure, that image reflects my own insecure nonsense much more than how anyone actually sees me or how I actually am.

>>8440075
well to me it seems you like being a parent figure. am i wrong in that assumption?

>>8440099
ya hit the nail on the head.

>>8440109
well in the ideal, isnt the role of the parent figure to choose when to give praise and when to discipline? and the role of the child to aspire to be like the parent figure and receive their praise?
so if you're mommy, kiddy wants you to like them

i hope you know im just kind of psychoanalizing or whatever for the hell of it, i dont mean to be an asshole or anything

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Here's my perfect guy. Kind of a dude-bro but its whatever

>>8439902
Perfect
>Bottom
Oh.

>>8440171
Oh i guess i was supposed to color it in. My bad.

>>8440184
c'est la vie

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does this make me a robot now

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>>8439804
this is actually me, holy shit

>>8440217
if that's you and not your ideal then i really REALLY am into that.

>>8439902
last thread was a self one. this one is now your ideal.

>>8440217

Same as this desu >>8440368

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excuse my autism i promise i'm cooler irl

>>8439635
ideal partner... I dont know. Is it bad? I just want someone to understand and accept and care about me and to help me get out of this hole. Someone I can connect with,
I had a woman who loved me but she never understood me and were so much different that it never worked.

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Me

>>8441125
contact?
i have discord kik and skype senpai.

>>8441145
Give discord
u better be qt~

>>8441153
Silmaryl#4526

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>>8439754
I like you! Wouldn't let you in my house though.

pic related is me

>>8441760
B-but the IOT is a security nightmare.

I am my ideal partner though?

>>8439902
you sound cool, i'd read your stories and we could go from there

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>>8439902
Reposting from last thread

I just want someone who can recognize what's wrong with me and like me anyway.

>>8441760
I saw you in the last thread and thought the same thing! in a good way, I mean.

plus you sound like you'd be good to discourse with, if that wasn't boring and for nerds.

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>>8442644
same

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ahegao face

>>8443749
Barf.

>>8443749
Do you have autism

>>8443749
Someone with daddy issues would enjoy this for approximately a day or two before getting tired of an overly-sexually charged manchild. What horrible boyfriend material.

>>8443749
>construction work

>>8443749
this made my dick hard

>>8443749
go to the south, you'll find millions of these trash humans

hope you like getting beaten and yelled at

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>>8443859
>hope you like getting beaten and yelled at

tfw that's my fetish!

>>8443859
yes please

>>8443911
Until it actually happens to you and you realize that it's not at all like your animes.

Enjoy bleeding out on the kitchen floor with nobody to take you to the hospital.

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>>8444200
Stop ruining my sexy fantasies with your harsh realities, Debbie Downer.

>>8444263
Real abuse isn't sexy. Sorry to break it to you.

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>>8444350
Nobody said it was.
Stop virtue-signalling because you watched "The Burning Bed" after school special.
You're not saying anything we don't already know.

>>8441082
>I just want someone to understand and accept and care about me and to help me get out of this hole.

That's your problem right there. You will never keep anyone worthwhile much less attract them unless you learn how to love yourself enough to pull yourself out of the hole.

>>8439685
it me

>>8444350
Welcome to the delineation between fantasy and reality sperg, wanna get off at this stop or the next?

Plenty of people like getting hit in roleplay in a consensual manner. You can be a vanilla scrooge all you like.

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>>8443749
GOD LIKE BF

>>8443535
You sound amazing. contact info?

you can kik at ja21994

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>>8444100
I'm sorry to ask, but 5'9 with 124 Lbs. Latino but with long brown hair and very visible collar bones?

What do you actually look like because I am just imagining something horrifying but I'm sure that's not the case.

Also, most of this is sexual, what are your actual interests?

>>8445151
No, I don't look like a monster lol, just a skinny twink with longish hair i suppose
I like vidya and music and history

>>8441060
Cute

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>Between 5'10 and 6'2
>Middle Eastern
>Cute smile
>Sense of humor
>Not religious
>Loves music, reading, and art
>Thinks with reason and logic as opposed to running on emotion
>Wants to start a family

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>>8439754

>>8447860
what's the matter, anon?

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>tfw your Ideal boyfriend died 9 years ago when you were boyfriends...

>>8448171
oh no, I'm sorry for your loss.

>>8448171
How did he die?

>>8448241
Car accident, we got tboned on the driver side and he was driving

>>8448261
this is how my girlfriend died, too. two years ago last February. guy who hit us had his wife and kids in the car driving drunk and uninsured, ran a red. it was the worst day of my life. and now I'm crying at work. I'm sorry anon, I commiserate. I hope you're doing better now.

>>8448261
What happened to the other driver?

>>8448335
Spic was in a old camero and got 35 years to life

>>8448537
bullshit
they don't give you 35 years for manslaughter

>>8448557
He was drunk

>>8448537
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit. fuck you, anon. can't even be bothered to google sentencing for your racist memes? as someone who actually lost a loved one to a drunk driver you should be ashamed of yourself. or at least step up your lying online game.

>>8448679
Fucking lesbians

>>8448692
yeah, i hate how they always bring up the truth and make me look like an idiot with their facts!

>>8448700
And the fact they're turning this place into fucking tumblr

>>8448692
not my fault you suck at posting, anon.

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>>8448713

>>8448051
that heated personality...
Are you qt at least? Might be persuaded to fool around on discord with u

>tfw you want a masc bf with similar interests, but everyone is into daddy shit and you just want a normal loving relationship not predicated on light bdsm

>>8440248
if so, date me pls

>>8439635
> MFW ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU PUT ARE ME

Marry me.
Unfortunately, have long hair and am a nerd, not a hiker.

>>8449543
>fool around on discord
did you miss the "don't be pathetic, anon" part of the image?

>>8453466
Your loss my dude~

>>8439685
>Post your ideal partner, not yourself.
>"ME"

>>8456908
last thread indicated that it could be either yourself or an ideal bf/gf, soz

>>8446268
I'm all of these things except for the cute smile anon

>>8439635
>>8460675


Yeah I totally missed the OP saying not to post yourself, but then again it seems that the rest of the thread did too.

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>>8439635
>tfw your ideal boyfriend left you for someone new after you helped them through their darkest moments in life for years.

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>>8461095
>nobody helped you when you needed
>now a machine pretending to be human
Just give up of all your emotions anon, feeling nothing is better than small pockets of happiness in a sea of sadness.

>>8461095
Similar situation happened to me. Talking with now ex one day and then she just cute off all contact, blocked me off Facebook and won't even give me a reason as to what went wrong.

Sorry that happened to you anon.