Self ideal bf/gf threads! Make yourself, judge others!

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>>8418615
>obvious_repressed_mtf.png
FTFY

>>8418615
Op... have you ever though about transitioning?

>>8418673
>>8418660
You see that 6'3 in green text. That's why.

>>8418679
Is that you or your ideal partner?

>>8418679
You are one of the most adorable posters so it stands to reason your self meme would be one of the best too.

>>8418693
I feel like you're my ultimate form
>never says a single bad word
I still swear when I'm cranky but otherwise I love never using bad words
>hundreds of hours buying and looking at toys
>read me a bedtime story please
>childrens cartoons and television shows
(By the way which ones do you watch?)

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:(

ideal gf
>trans, kinda tall
>glasses, frizzy hair
>likes to wear thigh highs and costumes
>also likes high fantasy movies, video games, or anime/cartoons/manga
>is willing to wear a chastity cage and maintain a degree of dom/sub relationship all the time
>can cook or is willing to learn
>won't cheat on me, steal from me, or lie to me
>likes to cuddle

>>8418782

This is me to a tee nearly lol. The only things that dont apply is I have 20/20 and Im not that into anime culture (but I am watching attack on titan).

>>8418804
>I have 20/20
they look good, and i dig the nerdy girl look, but i don't have a glasses fetish. and as long as you can appreciate some of the shows/movies i like you'd be fuckin golden. you sound like a catch desu, especially if you ever wanted to delve more into anime. tv marathons while cuddling are amazing

>>8418767
i want that too, but to be the one comforting.

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no bully~

I made one about what I'm like on work days, but I don't know how representative it is of my overall personality

>>8419030
Post it anyway, anon.

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>>8419050

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>tfw no small gf or bf to give cuddles and motorcycle rides to ;_;

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If only I had moved for college and transitioned and found a nice guy. I guess I can still do that, but it would mean I would have to go to college...

>>8418782
Haven't got frizzy hair.
Other than that that's me, what are you like?

>>8419819

>>8419769 here, you seem kinda cute. Any chance you're looking for someone to talk to and play video games with?

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first time i've done something like this.
i have no idea how trash like me i ended up with a bf but i'm pretty sure he'll leave me soon which will probably push me over the edge and i'll kms

>>8420012
I know those feels anon, do you see a gender therapist?

>>8420031
Yeah but I just put on a fake smile and say that everything is okay. The only reason I go there is because it's mandatory if I want my insurance to pay for SRS.

>>8420040
Therapists can only help you if you talk to them, there not gonna be annoyed that you told them everything was ok when it wasn't.

>>8420049
I'll give it a try, it's not like I got anything left to lose.
Maybe it'll help a little.

>>8420068
Glad you haven't given up, as long as you don't stop caring, things can always get better.

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First time trying one of these things, or even posting on /lgbt/ at all.

I wasn't too sure on how to make this so I decided to just put together my thoughts, I hope it's okay.

Please don't be too harsh.

>>8420248
awww
You seem sweet

>>8419769
Sounds good to me. Where in the UK are you?

>>8420265
Thank you anon, I appreciate it.

Although unfortunately in most cases the sweetness gets drowned out by anxiety and my insecurities ;w;

>>8419799
>lets go for a jog
Contact?

>>8419819
Litteraly me but I'm not I haven't watched anime in 5 years and I'm an inch shorter.

>>8420248
Why haven't you transitioned anon

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Why did I spend so long making this?

>>8418677
had a cis gf who was around 6'1" for a while, its not that bad

>>8421380
What are your weird fetishes?

>>8421380
>>8421492
Reading that part made me feel sad for her. I imagined her degrading herself and forcing herself to like his fetishes and then hers are just about making herself utterly submissive to him to desperately feel loved and appreciated.

>>8419822
>5'11''
>white, kinda pale
>shaven head, hair between ginger and strawberry blond depending on time of year
>chubby, but my barrel chest hides it
other than that i'm a pretty standard nerd. i like sci fi and fantasy movies, anime/manga/comics, metal variants, and i'm a history/politics nerd. my favorite movie is tinto brass' caligula.

>>8420012
>tfw never be real mother
>would you hold my hand in public
>everything else
Aw, you sound cute as fuck desu. Waifu material

>>8421508

Yeah, this. That person sounds like they have attachment issues. Which, contrary to what 4chan sometimes seems to believe, is not sexy at all.

>5'8
>wanna be qt
>low body fat and swimmers body
>can't pull off being femboy trap because muscles
I'd be happy with a qt to cuddle but I really wish I could be someone else's qt, if that's even possible. I've never flirted with guys before so I don't know what they think of me

>Self ideal bf/gf threads!
I don't understand this, is ideal self or ideal bf/gf

>>8421605
People like to think they can be that person to help. That desire to be their rock. Most people don't realize how hard it is to do that and don't like doing it as much as they like the idea of doing it.

>>8418615
Me:
> Metalhead
> Long curly hair
> Tall (6'2") and skinny/athletic
> Like cars and motorbikes
> Work for a living
> Slightly autistic
> Like tasty booze
> Like cuddling
> UK

I want someone who'll cuddle and pet me and go to gigs and festivals with me, and who shares my nerdy interests. And is <100 miles from me.

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>>8418615

>>8421911
qtaf

>>8422091
You ever looked into being trans
t. MtF that relates to a lot of what you said

>>8422153
i have, and im not sure if I'm trans. Its scary. I don't really know what I am.

>>8418767
that is kinda cute though

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sorry im an embarrassing mess of a guy :(

>>8423180
>tfw no one to talk about guys and girls with

>>8419819
Hmmm

>>8419769
>take a look at this map I drew
>we can stargaze an hold hands!
>english accent
u a cutie

how do you make one of these without being a narccistic fuckwad? i want to make one but it seems like you have to be some delusional rat to do so

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>>8423935
Well I made mine by poking fun at myself for a lot of my faults

>>8423950
how do you come up with all of that shit

>>8423954
I asked myself what dumb, annoying stuff I say or do.

>>8418782
this is me except im pre-hrt and destined for twinkhon mode

>>8418679
I found 7 unintentional spelling errors, please see me after class.

>>8423958
i am making one but i feel stupid

>>8423989
It is stupid, friend. Nothing'll come of it, but it can be fun to joke about yourself once in a while. Life's easier when you don't take yourself so seriously.

>>8421652
i think the picture style is called "ideal bf/gf"
and this thread is a remix of that and is the self version of ideal bf/gf style image

>>8424000
i replied but you didnt so if you want to see it check the archive otherwise thanks for the advice

>>8424075
Aw, you poor thing. You seem insecure as heck, someone's gonna like taking care of you.

>>8424092
i'm never gonna find anyone

>>8420378
straya

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I'm in a really weird place right now, I feel like there are two different aspects to myself and It almost random how I feel from time to time

>>8420248
hng youre adorable

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>>8424187

>>8421409
6'3 is freakishly tall for a MAN
it is beyond absurd for a woman

>>8424187
you'd be a cute gf if i were a boy

>tfw no jerma bf

>>8424206
nah, just typical bpd

like most people ITT

>>8424252
>everyone is meme personality disorder

kys freak

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>>8424263

>>8424275
These symptoms lists mean sweet fuck all without the context of severity. Keep telling yourself you're special snowflake [this label] when in fact you're probably just a run-o-the-mill freak instead of Jeffery Dahmer.

>>8424206
>>8424263

Well the funny thing is I wouldn't say this is bipolar, the more normal black text aspect of myself take a lot more effort to do, and I've been actively trying to make that side of me more prevalent as that is the person is who I would like is to define myself as.
>>8424229
...I-I'm bi :3
I only said daddy because I'm a cock hungry slut

>>8424304
I relate to the seemingly two personality thing, I can be like that myself.
>I-I'm bi
W-well then uhmm...
Where are you from?

>>8424263
it all stems from the same shit (complex ptsd), stop being pedantic

>>8424304
borderline =/= bipolar

>>8424321
Sorry, the thing is I'm not trying to be under a label, I'm not bipolar, or have borderline personality disorder. I'm just me, and the way I expressed it on my sheet was the way I feel and is probably more effective than a label.
>>8424319
'straya

>>8424339
>'straya
Of course.

>>8424340
haha sorry, But I'm pretty sure people like me are actually quite common. I mean lots of trans people are fucked up. It comes with the title

>>8418616
the left is a trans gender cis male with the tendency to kick himself in the balls.

the right is me. a normal man, who fucks women.

>>8420012
I saved this anon
it's pretty much exactly me

>>8424418
Daddy has strong arms to keep me safe...

>When this entire thread is people who want some one who's clingy
Trust me every one thinks it'd be amazing, but when it happens you start realizing you fucked up. If you ever have a bad day and want some time alone they think they did something wrong and start breaking down, and because of their dependency on you, you need to be the one to calm them down, adding to your shitty day. If you don't they'll start acting angry and being a bigger pain than if you had calmed them down. They want something constantly and won't get why you can't get if for them even if you said you can't afford it. The only upside is more sex and slightly more cuddling. Otherwise you're signing up to take care of a child, which can quickly become draining on you, especially since 90% of the people on this board don't have their own shit together.

>>8424524
He did... He's gone now :(
>>8424546
Really? I thought it was filled with people who are really clingy?

>>8424566
I more meant the people who posted ideal partners.

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>>8424418
>This blessed year, 2017
>Not wanting a big, strong daddy who will protect you and love you and read you bedtime stories and play hide and seek and stuff with you
What kind of degenerates could bear to not want that, I ask you

>>8421095
Honestly I never really thought about it anon. Most of the time I accept that I'm a guy and don't really have problems with it. Aside from liking the ideas of being girly or dressing up or taking care of a husband, thats as far as it goes.

Are those really enough reasons to transition?

>>8424782
okay i've ignored this long enough now...
STOP POSTING WITH MY KOMARI-CHAN OR I'LL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU!!!!

>>8424790
now that's better

>>8424790
I mean, I was at a bad place at the time, and I didn't set up boundaries like I probably should have. I don't know, I'm probably just a stubborn autist lol.

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>>8424807
>implying your old fart daddy could even touch me
my bf will fucking kill your deadbeat dad for me

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>>8424841
your daddy is an old shit with the testosterone levels and strength of an 8 year old boy.
my bf on the other hand is in his prime and will tear anything apart that dares to threaten my safety be it old fucks or trannies who are into pretending to be children.

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>>8418615
I'm not sure I did this right. Is this supposed to be ourselves or our ideal partner?

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>>8424782
How'd you meet your daddy, komariposter?
>>8424876
I think it's s'posed to be yourself

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>>8424900
oh ship
are you together irl, or is it ldr?

>>8424888
Ah ok. I did it correctly then.

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>>8424890
>being a daddy at 22
>yelling because he can bark but can't bite

What a pathetic loser you've picked but i guess that suits you just fine being pathetic yourself.
I bet you haven't seen a real man in your life you most likely don't even know how to pleasure a real man.
That why you have to make do with a lowlife who probably can't even provide for you.

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>>8424900
>met him on r9k
god does it feel good to be right

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>>8424936
Gosh, well I wish you two the best of luck! Remember not to swear or stay up past bedtime and stuff!

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>>8424936
>implying 8-9/10 on r9k
>implying handsome alpha on r9k
>implying high paying job on r9k

>r
>9
>k

he's a loser alright
you're actually one step below someone who would hook up with a chaser one here

>>8424947
best mtf advise ive seen all day on this board

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>>8424941
well a daddy has to be older
i was making fun of you because you actually call a 22 year old r9k loser a daddy
no contradictions here

Why are these bitches fighting over who has a better man?

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>>8424807
>>8424819
>>8424841
>>8424859
>>8424890
>>8424900
>>8424915
>>8424921
>>8424936
>>8424941
>>8424952
>>8424957
>>8424958
>All this brutal violence in the name of Komari
C-can't we all just get along and agree that daddies are to be loved..?

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>>8424958
>jealous
>r9k bf
>ldr

yeah sure i'm jealous alright
actually living with my bf is such a burden

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OP making a return here.
This isn't a self one, this is just my ideal man.

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>>8424968
There can only be one Komari, it had to be done.
Now she probably realizes that her long distance relationship r9k loser is infact a lowlife.
I mean seriously dating other people from 4chan... disgusting.

>>8424987
I really like your ideal bf. He seems like a fun guy.

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>>8425009
Not that anon, but where are you supposed to go to socialize and even possibly find a boyfriend?

The more I lurk on /lgbt/ and even just 4chan as a whole, the more I dislike the people. But I dont know where else to go. I live in a deadbeat state so its hard to find lgbt groups and stuff.

And online I'm just clueless where to go to socialize. All I really know is that 4chan is a place. Thats it.

>>8425026
Just go outside and it'll happen eventually.
My bf just hit on me while i was buying groceries.
And remember that meeting people online almost never works out and long distance relationships are even worse.
You need your partner at your side to be happy.

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>>8425036
I completely agree anon. Especially with how lonely or clingy I get, it's probably better to only pursue people in real life anyways. And having the physical aspect of a relationship would boost my self confidence up as well.

The only problem is that there aren't any meet up groups, and aside from downtown there are barely any people that live here that are weebs, or gay. Maybe I just need to get out more and be more social. Thank you for the help anon!

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>>8425053
You're still here?
And running out of koma pictures i see...
The point that you don't seem to get is:
>r9k is full of losers
>ldr are shit and will only make you unhappy
>finding a bf online is retarded
When will you finally realize that I'm actually trying to help you.

>>8425053
>>8425055
>>8425009

whats going on in this thread, why are the trans women bickering and fighting across the internet?

>>8425079
But anon I'm not fighting

;w;

>>8425084
sorry non-fighting trans anon, i didnt mean to click your id.

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>>8425082
It's pretty sad actually but you're a lost cause at least for now.
If you want to believe in your delusions of your knight in shining armor from r9k so be it.
You'll hopefully eventually realize that you're making really bad decisions.

I'm done arguing...

>>8425096
>>8425082
idk why you 2 are fighting over something so meaningless. who cares if you have a bf or not. just be happy that you have one and move on.

>>8425079
i think its 2 40 year old dudes roleplaying but i could be wrong

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>>8418615
Here goes nothing

>>8425418
Pure

>>8425418
>Polish (lol)
>Hates alcohol
I found an error

>>8425418
Would hold tight and take care of, Also cerebral pasly + eating disorder is a horrible combo. How do you deal with it? do you exercise much?

>>8421911
> 4'10"
> Weeb
Pretty sure I already have you on discord. Sorry I don't talk much on there; I don't really like discord.

>>8421752
>> UK
location?

>>8425874
Near Reading.

>>8425699
Yup, every morning because otherwise I would trip when I'll try to stand on the feet. I actually was on a wheelchair once and I'm doing my best so I won't have to depend on it, feeling that you have to depend on others for doing simple tasks that everyone on planet earth can do is just terrible.

It was around the time when I was most depressed, may 2015. I was 17 (or 18?) years old any my weight was around 101lbs (46kg) and I tried to kill myself for 4th time.

I'm doing better nowadays, back in therapy and after starting estrogen about a year ago I've gained some muscle mass. I'm feeling much better, stronger psychically and can do things that I couldn't before. My weight is around 62kg (136lbs) and I'm keeping a track on healthy eating thanks to the app called Lifesum.

Also, if someone wants, my pic and voice:
>>8426080
https://clyp.it/0sz24pek

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Didn't know what else to put. :c

>>8422091
help

>>8426137
I can hardcore relate to pretty much all of this, wow
I feel like I act like a teenager too... now more than ever!
I love looking at girly clothes...
I love YouTube Poops
My mom still buys me birthday presents and I just gave her eBay links to toys I wanted
I'm really apologetic and afraid of disappointing people
We're even the same age and height

>>8426313
It said
>15
>late

I think they're supposed to be implying that 15 isn't a late transitioning age

>>8426313
i'm 18, see one of the bits about being an edgelord
i transitioned at 15

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>>8418615
Bigender/hetero/biologically male/genderfluid

< I want her

>>8426301
>all you talk about is trannyshit
>everything you're interested in is shit
maybe don't say both to your (a)g(p)f

>>8426228
Holy shit, you do sound a lot like me.
Kinda creepy we're the same age and height.
Sure we're not twins?
Wouldn't mind chatting with you if you're up to it, if not that's okay!

>>8426922
Yeah, I'm totally down to chat somewhere! Do you have kik?

>>8418615
O boi gonna do dis

>>8426996

Yup! My kik is jinatonik. Excuse the shit name it's just my throwaway/alt.

>>8427089
Message sent

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hi

>>8427131
> Nu-metal
Eww. I grew out of that in 2005.

I'd talk to you if you weren't a lesbian, though. I never seem to get along with lesbians. Never met a sane one.

>>8427145
Heh, yeh I'm a bit stuck in 2007 honestly lol

Huh, dunno, I'd consider myself rather sane, but in the same time I don't know what your sanity "standards" are lol

>>8427131
>Lesbian that doesn't get along with women
agp lyfe

Ideal gf

Cis/Trans don't care
Shorter than me or same height
>tfw 5'9 manlet
Dark wavy or curly hair
Enjoys staying inside playing vidya but also enjoys the outdoors
Paints, reads, or writes in her spare time
Funny, caring, honest, affectionate
>memes.jpg

I will never find her. ;-;

>>8427163
tfw u like all dem grills, 2/3 are straight the third is gay but in a relationship + like my best friend, rest of your friends are all male and ur like "too many dicks, send help"

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Bisex
22
VERY depressed (but that just means I want to have even more fun)

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shit on me lads

>>8427798
>5'10 shitty jazz pianist
yay
>depressed
noo.

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>>8427131
nice handwriting
>>8426301
is your shirt illuminati or minions
>>8424987
you have good taste OP

>>8426106
>that accent
im wet

>>8428220
>smol
>submissive
>low self esteem
>cuddler
>deathgrips
>"""islamophobic"""

you seem cute

im a leftist jew tho

>>8428387
as long as you dont pick pennies out of the street gutters and can take a joke we'll be kay

>>8426106
That is the cutest accent!

You deserve a bf/gf that would get up every morning and exercise with you, then come home and make you a hot breakfast.
>>8426137
I know those feels too much, however at the same time you're too cute! I would definitely mother you haha!
>>8427131
Super cute handwriting....
>>8427776
>accuse the tories of being reptiles before calmly explaining how they could win the election.
Its not that hard, look at their manifesto, see that they want to censor porn and the internet, bring back fox hunting, and bring back the ivory trade.

Then realise that their the only ones with a reasonable brexit stance
But also a bf with an understanding of politics is always a plus.
>>8427798
anon... I know its tough, I think everyone in the thread has felt similarly to you. I can't make it better, but its good to find something to be passionate about, something to pour yourself into. and for your sake, something to be proud of.
>>8427924
>graphic text adventure game
>draws furry porn
You sound like a really interesting gf, also finally someone I can eat a jar of pickles with while cuddling.
(when I worked at Hungry Jacks (Australian burger king) whenever I walked past the burger station I would steal some pickles. They were the only thing that got me through that terrible job)
>>8428220
>why did my mother birth me as a man, I never did anything to her
Oh god the feels!
also
>lives vicariously through memes, short cute mtf, want to be wolfgirl
I cant make you into an actual wolf, but I would definitely collar you and let you be my doggo.

>>8428404
i throw away my change in parking lots that hobos frequent, i think of it like an adult easter egg hunt

not quarters tho, their lives arent worth $.25

>>8428405
Do me >>8419055
I'll die without a reply

>>8419055
>good work ethic
>emotional and cries to songs
>can acknowledge that he's in a bad mood because of physical problems
>Watches Kamen rider
Good bf material! however being autistic is a bit of a turn off. For me its because I need someone who is in tune with me emotionally and can tell when I'm sad ect...

>>8428461
>bf
I'm a girl though... I get it, it's the uniform. Happens all the time!
I'm not completely incapable of empathizing with other people and reading emotional cues. But I can have some trouble with that, and I would probably be better off with somebody who wants to help me with that.
And I appreciate the compliments of course!

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just

>>8428483
sorry, I didn't read the title of your image, that's on me. However... you're still good gf material.

I just assumed autistic on 4chan meant guy, sorry about that.

Now I have the image of a cute girl in a cute poofy dress walking around town with a parasol....

Also anyone worth your time would help you with that, straight up telling you how their feeling. It would take a bit of adjustment but I think I'd be able to do it.

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well....this is me

>>8424219
>6'3 is freakishly tall for a MAN
>freakishly tall
oh...so you're retarded

>>8421911
hot
also did you draw yourself there?
thats cool

>>8428405
thank you collars are my bread and semen.
>>8428428
thats a delicious meme, i do pity the homeless though

>>8428520
>Now I have the image of a cute girl in a cute poofy dress walking around town with a parasol
I'm waiting for my boobies to finish growing but then I want to get some nice dresses custom made.
I do think it's kinda classy I actually got the idea from a novel about a rich old lady. It said she was never in sunlight without an umbrella her whole life, and that you could tell it was good for her. I was really into planning for my old age at the time. I took comfort in thinking that I could plan out my entire life, make it completely consistent, predictable and perfect. Going through girl puberty has taught me to roll with the changes.
I realize now I like sunbrellas because it controls my exposure to stimulation since like I said, I'm sensitive to light.

I'm glad you don't think I'd be too much work! <3

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>>8428522
you cant be a 6'3 grill

>>8428575
...whose hand is that?

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>>8428575
maybe you can't be a 6'3" girl
i can

>>8428597
Phasma represent

>>8428574
Would totally walk down to the market hand in hand, getting fresh food to make a beautiful lunch and having a picnic.

Or something like that. Have you looked into /cgl/ for dress tips? I mean I've really wanted to get into lolita cosplay, I think it would suit you!

>>8428584
middle girl

>>8428605
phew

>>8428521
That's only you in a shitty relationship, you're definitely gf material
>writes music
Thats so cute... I would love to see how you act in a good relationship,
>>8428512
>curling up and watching a documentary
>reads Nietzshe
>critiques movies
>talks about interesting things
Good daddy material, but I do need an emotional connection to give myself to you...
me btw>>8424187

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>>8418615
I might suffer from low standards, whatever...

>>8428653
>Thats so cute... I would love to see how you act in a good relationship,
thanks, me too.
i've never been in any "real" relationships, but i do think i'd be a great gf to anyone

>>8428676
Well then show it! Tell us whats good about you rather than whats bad, I'm pretty sure you'd be loving and caring. Making dinner for your bf/gf when they come home from work.

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Welp, here's about 10 mins of work.

>>8428759
Would definitely play mario kart with... I honestly can't say if I'd try to win or not ;)

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>>8427924
>stupid anime girls in it
Don't diss my therapeutical CGDCT.

>>8427887
sorry, if i knew how to be happy id do it

>>8428405
i can find something that pushes away the depression for a couple weeks but then i get bored and things get colorless again

anyway im used to it dw, just wanted a place to spill this

>>8428841
>can't show you until it's finished
Come onnnnnn! I wanna see, I bet its fine. Plus isn't it better to bounce ideas off each other?
>/lit/fag
Cute bf material, what books would you make you bf/gf read?

>>8428886
I'm no shrink. that's just what works for me, passions make the world colourful. I really only found mine after I'd been on anti-depressants for a while.

>>8422091
arc is that you?

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this is me

>>8428893
>Come onnnnnn! I wanna see, I bet its fine. Plus isn't it better to bounce ideas off each other?
In a creative writing workshops it works, but I don't do that. If my gf/wife asks enough, I could show them parts of some novel. I don't write all that much. I forgot to add "I'll write you a sonnet if you'd like but it's gonna take time".
>what books would you make you bf/gf read?
I'd ask them about what they like first. If they're really interested, I'd first meme them into The Greeks. Then seriously, I'd recommend Stendhal or Lautremont. The usual britbong Romantics. Cortazar and Borges for fun maybe.

>>8428979
Recently became a chaos god? interesting what are the other 4 like to you?

>>8428985
they're actually all me

>>8428990
Tzeentch in the streets
Slaanesh in the sheets?

>>8429002
I was never into warhammer but that describes me perfectly.

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Replace femboy with trans and a few things about topping and guns and engineering and establishing a white ethnostate and hating Jews.
Ideal gf for me.

>>8429050
ahaha if thats your ideal gf you have a lot to choose from....
[spoiler]Please pick me daddy[/spoiler]

>>8429014
ehh I'd sacrifice a planet or two in your honour.

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where are the cute gay mergirls around here

>>8428653
seems good, but i might be too vanilla for your tastes... maybe you can corrupt me
also we are getting a cat so doggo has a friend

>>8429118
what rank and role
>inb4 support

>>8429149
Ahaha I'll corrupt you alright >:)

>>8429086
you think i'm larping but i'm not

>>8429245
You've got a gf and you want her to fuck a guy so you can imagine having heterosexual sex as the girl. How close am I?

>>8429292
I have a bf and I want him to fuck a man but you werent far off

>>8429301
But why!

>>8429339
because bisexuality is FUN
>>8429365
beautiful

>>8428366
>>8428405
What's so cute about it? Seriously, it's just a polish accent of a person who kinda decently speaks english (B2/C1) ._.

Still, my face is meh so whatever

>>8429395
But you can be bisexual with a girl!

>>8429050
I was going to post this but you beat me to it, gib dis gf

>>8429427
no girls like me anon chan

the closest experience i had was [spoiler]In 10th grade[/spoiler]

>>8429507
She only has to like your boyfriend. That you're in anyway.

>>8429365
please, be my bf.


t. femboy

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tfw narcissist
>>8429365
lol what are you gay or something
>>8429291
would eat ramen with
>>8429245
>i want men to tease me for my b-cups
that's weird
>>8429118
cute
>>8429050
not a real person/10

>>8429581
Yup. Also, it doesn't matter if you suck at a hobby. Just keep trying at something you enjoy doing and then you'll get better.
>>8429540
But Anon, I don't know you. You can't be boyfriends with someone you don't even know.
>>8429395
Thanks.

>>8423950
This one is really cute.
Would gf/10.

>>8428979

Let me adore you, sweet Eris!

>>8424418
Be my gf qt

>>8428521
Where are you from anon?

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>>8428601
>Would totally walk down to the market hand in hand, getting fresh food to make a beautiful lunch and having a picnic

Funny you should say this, one of the autism things I'm working on is not eating the same things all the time. The gf of another autistic girl reminded me that that isn't very healthy.

I don't know exactly how /cgl/ I want to go but I definitely want something like pic related, something really modest and classic and girlish.

>>8430050
Wait that's an autism thing now?!

>>8430050
That dress is beautiful anon!

Although I do have a bias towards cute and girly clothes.

I wish I had a body type that looked good in normal dresses...

>>8429402
foreign accents are always cute!

>>8418679
sad, I want a baby to coddle...

>>8430067
>eating the same things all the time is an autism thing now!?
Strong preferences for a narrow selection of foods is definitely an autism thing. I wouldn't say it's always an indicator of autism, particularly by itself, but it's definitely a thing for autistic people.

https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-of-the-types-of-eating-habits-people-on-the-Autism-spectrum-have
>I could eat those same few items on rotation every single day without caring much at all

>>8426301
>bogan accent
Does that mean you're in australia?! (crosses fingers)

I would love to talk politics with you...

[spoiler]I don't think you can be more sadistic than I am masochistic[/spoiler]

>>8430106
This board keeps telling me things I do are autustic...

>>8430106
what if i just eat shit that is ok for me not because i like it but because its optimal

i drink water and just eat chicken and veggies and fruits, isn't that ok? even if it's mostly all i eat?

>>8430140
I'm not trying to tell you what to do or convince you that you're autistic or doing anything wrong. I'm just talking about what I know about myself.
I prefer health foods to comfort foods, but I still eat the same things every day. And even though there's lots of tofu and fruits and veggies in the mix, I want to try to do better than eating the *exact same* fruits and veggies every day. Which I know I do, and I don't know that you do.
And your diet doesn't sound that unhealthy, anyway! I don't think you urgently need to change course.
If you avoid ever trying new foods, there's a point where that can be disruptive and diminish your quality of life, and it can be worthwhile to work on if you think you can. But I can't say you're at that point.

>>8430139
that's because all trannies are on the spectrum

>>8430139
That word gets thrown around pretty casually here, and it's usually meant as a putdown. I want you to know that I don't mean it that way, whether I'm talking about myself or anyone else.
I'm just trying to understand my needs and preferences so I can take better care of myself.
I used to think that unless you're on your way to an institution, people only believed they were autistic because they were lazy and selfish, and that I would only be a burden on other people as long as I believed that's all I was capable of. But I'm far less moody and irritable now that I can be honest about my needs with myself and other people, instead of believing I had to overcome them by sheer force of will.

>>8430318
I know how it's used, and it was clear you weren't saying it as an insult, and it's not the first time that the term's been used properly on this board about something I suddenly realized I related to.

>>8430327
Good, I'm glad you understood me. I kinda just wanted to get that stuff off my chest...
I just hope you use these things you're finding out to take better care of yourself.
You really don't need to believe you're autistic to do that.
For example it might be helpful to know how much your favorite foods can comfort you, or that you might be especially averse to trying new foods, and to know that's something you should do deliberately but very gently and gradually.

>>8430357
Thank you anon, you're kind. I do try new foods and it's not a big deal when one favorite food isn't around because it's more of a favorite menu, so I'm pretty ok when it comes to this! And some of it's even healthy food!

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>>8429581
Be careful anon, you're treading on my dreams.

>>8430385
I'm the same way when I go out to eat, or when somebody else is cooking, but when I'm cooking for myself I get really attached to routine and familiar things. I'll eat the same things for weeks at a time. I thought about easing myself out by eating the same things on different days of the week (like on Monday it's this, Tuesday it's that), even that was too stressful to start with! I thought it was silly but it was really making me nervous.
So like next week I'm going to pick one alternative recipe for one day, and add one at a time whenever I feel up to it until I get to a five-day menu.

>>8430424
>cooking
W-wow, good for you anon. I'm less ambitious, my menu is things that come in packets...

>>8430458
Well, it's only so much better because I only cook breakfast and it's one recipe at a time, day in day out. I used to eat it twice a day and then just skip dinner altogether! I had to buy microwave stuff just to have something to eat for dinner, and until then I had no idea how much better I would feel eating dinner every night! (Who knew!?)
I want to work my way up to cooking my own dinners, that's just going to take some extra forethought and commitment -- to know I should eat dinner, to know I should start cooking before I feel hungry... I used to not even go to the convenience store to buy food until I felt hungry. I have to take baby steps, too.

>>8428220
You sound cute, but I don't do teenagers.

>>8429050
This is why I'm done with cis girls. Give me femboys or a nice masc top to fuck me, or give me death.

>>8429755
What's so cute about it? It makes me look pretty crazy.

>>8428979
>defcon
10/10 would marry

>>8428979
hello my gf told me to reply to this thread I am guy dating mtf ayyyy I live good life

>>8431024
She still got the dick?

>>8420248
I'm glad there are other people out there who feel just like I do. Thanks anon ;-;

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I spent a little bit longer and added more to mine

Apologies for posting more than once

>>8431429
You sound nice

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>>8431429
wew lad
I guess it really wouldn't have worked out.
And yeah, you look okay, sure. Still a cutie.

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>>8425835
I dunno, I don't have many people on there...

>>8431429
>alt-right /pol/ack
>furry porn drawing tranny
really makes you hmm

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>>8428524
Yup, it's my first time drawing a motorcycle, so it's a little funky. Thank ya though c:

>>8430759
It's not as crazy as much as it is some insecurity and longing to be loved. At the core it looks to be an enjoyable person that would be easy to have a fun time with. You also want to do good and care for your partner. It makes for a cute compilation.

>>8431977
You don't have to be alt-right to hold those beliefs

Hating Antifa and Islam is pretty reasonable for anyone moderately right-leaning

>>8431977
With how Islam treats LGBT and with what Antifa does disliking them is reasonable not alt-right

Lots of LGBT dislike christianity because of how it treats them but are pro-Islam which generally treats them worse

>>8432108
I understand the frustration with both, but there's nothing reasonable about being so brazen about it. It's just as childish as the target groups.

There's a bit more to it than that (like that anon pointed out), but whatever.

>>8432164
>Saying you dislike people who kill those that disagree with them is just as bad as being those people

Please go somewhere else, try not to kill anyone with a bike lock on the way out

>>8432188
I used the word childish to highlight it's not "reasonable". Not that it's equally bad. But joke's on me, I'm the only one feeling bad here. And I have a crush on that girl. Double whammy.

>>8423963
shhh, i bet ur cute and don't know it

>>8431429
Be my gf pls.

>>8431358
No problem anon, I hope you end up happy

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First time doing this. Also excuse me for being horrible at paint :P

>>8431429
>tfw found perfect waifu on 4chan
>tfw too much of an autist to ever hit on someone irl
no need for apologies. plz post booty

>>8433344
ikr, wish I could meet someone like that... time to go back to lurking and drinking.

lmao
Really enticing that intellectual /mlpol/ crowd huh.

>>8424876
>tfw no brown boipussy to colonize with my white cum

why even live?

This thread is meant to be an expression of tranny schizophrenia right? Because that's how it seems.

>>8428979
how do you afford stuff

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>>8434035
i have a magic computer that alchemizes money from the interbutts

>>8431993
d;awww, well, i really appreciate it anon, it makes me feel better that someone can like me despite all that stuff
would you maybe want an email

>>8434077
i cant tell if you are quirky and i should marry you or you are schizophrenic and should be recommended for treatment

maybe both?

>>8431993
I 2nd this analysis

messed up enough to activate my protect and nurture programming

>>8434234
i like people that wanna protect and nurture me!!

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tfw no qtgf

>>8429291
you can get the D I C C im not a tranny tho
>>8432164
>>8432305
>nothing reasonable about being so brazen
If I were a 90 IQ alt-righter id be calling you a beta cuck right now, but I am euphoric and enlightened lefty so instead ill just say you have high trait agreeableness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Five_personality_traits#Agreeableness

people who are high trait agreeable are less strong willed, they prefer to be civil over being right basically. Often right/wrong isnt clear and simply working together is the best solution. Sometimes the difference of right vs wrong is important and simply agreeing with someone who is wrong to avoid conflict is disastrous. (ie its a good idea to disagree with hitler)

people who are low trait agreeableness are cunts, when they know they are right they will not falter, if you disagree with them its because you are wrong and you need to stfu or accept the truth

I personally am a cunt, but I recognize the importance of being agreeable (even if I find it difficult to actually implement this irl). I think (at least on this issue) you are being *too agreeable* (weird, right?). Civility is a good thing and I dont advocate REEing in muslims face or anything but we cant be tolerant of intolerance. I agree with you simply saying "islam is bad lol" probably doesnt accomplish much, but the stifling of all legitimate criticism of islam by many on the left is worrying, we need to be able to talk openly and honestly about this topic.

my .02

>>8434183
>would you maybe want an email
Sure, that'd be nice.

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>>8434312
EXTREMELY appealing
me here >>8419055
But I'm also a lot like >>8426137

>>8433189
c-contact?

>>8434323
[email protected]

>>8433702
where do you live?

>>8434368
I'm glad it caught someone's eye. :) Would you like to chat?

>>8434077
What currency are you mining? I gave up after GPU mining was phased out

>>8434494
you can use scripts to mine and autosell whatever altcoins are peaking at the time.
>>8434201
it's more like I don't like posting my personal information on 4chan, because these threads get archived and i like being anonymous.

schizophrenia is sort of a buzzword for other psychological things, usually when a person handles them poorly. i handle my spooky stuff just fine.

>>8434322
I don't know what to answer. Some of that sounds right. I mean, I work in academic research. A lot of those points apply to me personally, but I was just trying to challenge the notion of "reason" (mostly on the issue of Islam) because simply basing it on "common sense" is a slippery slope. The "reasonable" thing there is: killing innocent people is wrong. Of course. If I had to say anything, it's that it's necessary to be historically conscious before just talking shit, and this part kinda fails with the "right-leaning". Not to justify or finding blame, but it puts things on a more serious perspective. The root of all this dumb argument is more personal though, directly related to the original image and its creator. Lastly, I'm very critical myself too (hell I like Houellebecq) it's just that whenever shit's about "reason" I find it dangerous. Things are lot more complex than that.

Thanks a lot, though. You're cool.

>>8434549
What village do you go to at defcon? I like the lockpick and social engineering personally.

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tfw keep accidentally getting gfs/bfs whom i hate

>>8434691
>Lacan
I can see why.

>>8434691

>How Dare You insult kanye west

You wavy as Hell for that

>>8434712
I'd be worried if you couldn't.

>>8434731
I'm quite dumb desu. I feel like going to the theatre with you would be a lot of fun though.

>>8430413
what do you mean
why would anything on that chart be appealing to anyone

>>8434757
what a lovely thing to say

>>8434728
I have faith in Ye

>>8434777
>gen 5 had the best pokemon games
okay, I can abide the rest of that shit, but this is just objectively wrong. the only way you could think this is if you were an elementary schooler in 2011.

>>8434549
>i handle my spooky stuff just fine.
this isnt very reassuring, but im glad stuff is going just fine for you

can you really make a living just mining currency? I wish i had money and could do stuff... lord knows my autistic ass cant flip burgers for shit

>>8434553
> I work in academic research.
marxist shill REEEEEEE
>things are lot more complex than that.
so much this, everyone wants to simplify everything, necessarily distorting it.
I think its an unfortunate side effect of democratic systems, if everyones vote/opinion matters then every single thing must be made understandable to even the dumbest citizen.

<3

>>8434787
b2w2 are and will probably always be the peak of quality in the mainline series. it has been going downhill ever since, anon.

>>8434776
Ain't lovelier than cumming inside you.

>>8434791
I don't mine bitcoin for sustenance lol, though most of my income is passive or the kind of thing I can pick up and put down when I want to. i have a number of money making methods that i employ, none of which i'm willing to disclose as I'd be jeapordizing their existence or creating competition.

>>8434777
I'll love you till you don't hurt no more

>>8434793
dpp was the last good generation
the pokemon were shit except gliscor lucario and maybe azelf (a fucking microwave oven dominates OU after heatran?) but the phys/spec split, wifi, and offensive bent made it the best

>gen 5 introducing preview
>somehow the best
fuck off, adv was better

>>8421911
watch yo profamity

>>8434806
> i have a number of money making methods that i employ
is one of those collecting disability for schizophrenia? :^)

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>>8434787
fuck off johtofag/genwunner, unova was amazing

>>8420248
This is literally me but taller , I'm 1,65cm

>>8420012
Literally me

>>8434884
how's the weather there, anon :^)

>>8434905
hot and humid, totally unlike the freezing winters that we have here up north

>shills gen 5
>doesn't understand gen 5 jokes

>>8434394
Discord?

>>8434471
Sure, how you wanna do that? I have kik

>>8424876

It looks like discussing politics with you could be fun! Contact?

>>8435951
>?
Explain further.

>>8434312
Numale detected. Not attractive.

>>8434862
not gonna lie that's one of my fallbacks if SHTF, but I don't have a need to do that.

>>8436252
>Numale detected.

What is that anon

>>8435837
Kik is fine! Mine is chola_ghost

>>8436331
Okay, I'll message you later this afternoon!

>>8435951
>swing dancing
nice, IMO.

>>8434312
ya sound like a nerd, but I can appreciate the ACNL, and you sound kind.

>>8433189
hmu

>>8438742
I'm >>8433189
AusChan30#3866 on discord
You better be qt~