Correct me if im wrong but a gay man once told me that one of

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>>8407739
You're wrong and this is a stupid thread.
Gay men are not into farts any more than your average straight person.
Especially not as a pickup device.
Poor attempt at trolling 1/10

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>>8407739

Yep. One fart for gay, one queef for les, two farts for bi, two farts and a taxi cab hail for "pan", an intentional burp means ftm, while a girlish sneeze means mtf. So if a qt saunters up and drops a double doozy with a high pitched achoo while twirling her left ear and flashes you the yellow sign, you're in for a good night with a Hasturian cult orgy to please the King in Yellow.

>>8407739
you got bamboozled bro

>>8407739
Op: im bi andi was just wondering, its not the first time ive heard this

>>8407739
I've never heard of this, but it makes sense I guess?
Since a clean anus is kind of important to anal sex and I suppose you could know what a clean anus smells like?
But I couldn't begin to imagine how common it is now, or ever was, or where it's done.
Gay men have done some pretty wild stuff sexually, especially in certain times of history and parts of the world. But not everything that's ever happened is representative of the average gay man's experience.

>>8407838
If you've heard about this more than once you could just be privy to a thing that's real and we legbutts just aren't aware of.

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>>8407739
Tbh, every time i go to a gay bar it seems that farts are definitley more casually let loose than at a basic bitch cis bar.

>>8407804
This is fucking hilarious

>>8407739
a friend told me that the best way to attract women is to thrust your hips in their direction while making a grunting sound

thoughts? i tried this and it seems to get negative reactions

>>8407852
Yea gay guys fart allot, idk what it is.

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>>8408019
Yea, like you know when a man and a woman have sex in a room and there is that stank sex smell. I had 2 gay roomates and everythime they had sex with one of their guys, i could tell because it smelled like someone took a shit right in the middle of the room.

>>8407840
Exactly!!

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>>8407739

>a gay man once told me
>believe him on his word
Why do people still do this?
They should know better by now.

>>8407739
It's a joke about an old guy telling someone his experience in a shared sauna. Boners is a subtle way they tell women they want to fuck. But the guy is old and he doesn't get boners often. He also farts a lot because he's old, and he gets fucked.

>>8408019
>yea [men who loosened sphincters from shoving things in their anus] [have gas escape from their anus], idk why that is

i think i have an idea

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>>8407739

>>8407739
Can confirm this is 100% true. It's best to make eye contact or position your behind in their general direction before you release.

Experienced tops will get the message.